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Haiku Mafia Day Five
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:08 pm
by Sorsha
Haiku Mafia
13 players
8 vanilla civs
2 civ power roles
2 vanilla mafia
1 mafia power role
Rules and other information
All posts must be written in the 5-7-5 haiku format. There will be consequences if you don't.
You can include as many haikus in each post as you wish.
Days are 48 hours, nights are 24 hours.
The game is a closed set up, all roles will be revealed upon death.
All the roles and abilities were assigned randomly. You can claim any ability or role you want.
Ties are decided by randomizer.
Votes are changeable.
All the other usual forum apply.
Players
1 Golden
posts
2
DrWilgy posts lynched Day One- AIR-vanilla civ
3
Dragon D Luffy posts insertnamehere- Lynched Day Two- Autumn-vanilla civ
4
Quin posts killed Night One- Lightning- vanilla civ
5
S~V~S posts Metalmarsh89
6 Long Con
posts
7
Dom postslynched day three- Winter- vanilla mafia
8
G-Man postskilled Night Two- Moon-vanilla civ
9 nutella
posts
10
a2thezebra posts lynched day four -Fire- mafia godfather
11 thellama73
posts
12
TheFloyd73 posts lynched day five- Wind-vanilla civ
13
Ricochet posts killed night three-civ cop
Alternate
Metalmarsh89
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:17 pm
by Sorsha
The roles are all out
Let me know if I missed you
Now its day zero
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:22 pm
by thellama73
Two cheers and a half
For Sorsha's excellent game!
Yay game! Yay game! Yay!
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:25 pm
by Ricochet
I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:26 pm
by Golden
Winter is coming
As a result, I'll meet y'all
At the iron throne
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:33 pm
by Long Con
Happy to begin
I just have to go to work
Be back in a bit
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:35 pm
by thellama73
Partying tonight,
But the weekend is open.
I will play fiercely.

Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:41 pm
by Golden
Long Con wrote:Happy to begin
I just have to go to work
Be back in a bit
Absenteeism
Already making stories
Obviously bad

Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:44 pm
by thellama73
Rico roleclaimed civ.
Golden throwing down some shade.
Day zero is ON.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:48 pm
by a2thezebra
Hi everyone!
My name is Nice!Zebra yo
I am here to stay
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:49 pm
by a2thezebra
How are we doing
on this lovely afternoon
I'm doing splendid
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:50 pm
by thellama73
a2thezebra wrote:Hi everyone!
My name is Nice!Zebra yo
I am here to stay
Wait a darn minute...
Your name is not Nice!Zebra.
I smell a striped rat.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:50 pm
by a2thezebra
Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:51 pm
by a2thezebra
thellama73 wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Hi everyone!
My name is Nice!Zebra yo
I am here to stay
Wait a darn minute...
Your name is not Nice!Zebra.
I smell a striped rat.
Oh but it is sir
I am a new zebra yo
Kind and respectful
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:53 pm
by Golden
a2thezebra wrote:How are we doing
on this lovely afternoon
I'm doing splendid
Its 10:51
By my count that is morning
I should note, a.m.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:54 pm
by a2thezebra
thellama73 wrote:Partying tonight,
But the weekend is open.
I will play fiercely.

I'm looking forward
to see a fierce llama play
but I will not play
as fierce as that here
for I wish to try something
a little nicer
linki -
My mistake, it is
xenophobic of me to
assume all are me
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:56 pm
by a2thezebra
Golden wrote:Long Con wrote:Happy to begin
I just have to go to work
Be back in a bit
Absenteeism
Already making stories
Obviously bad

Joke or something else?
Time will tell and I shall watch
to see if baddie
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:57 pm
by a2thezebra
thellama73 wrote:Rico roleclaimed civ.
Golden throwing down some shade.
Day zero is ON.
I have always said
Day Zero is the best way
to catch the baddies
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:57 pm
by Golden
The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:59 pm
by a2thezebra
Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab
I am already same
by which I mean a simi
lar predicament
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:01 pm
by Golden
a2thezebra wrote:
I have always said
Day Zero is the best way
to catch the baddies
I agree with this
Not always in the moment
But look back later...
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:02 pm
by Golden
a2thezebra wrote:Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab
I am already same
by which I mean a simi
lar predicament
That first line has six
Are you the first to fail us?
Sorsha incoming!
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:03 pm
by a2thezebra
Golden wrote:a2thezebra wrote:
I have always said
Day Zero is the best way
to catch the baddies
I agree with this
Not always in the moment
But look back later...
Precisely my friend
Mafia nervousness is
most apparent here
linki -

Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:05 pm
by thellama73
Oh no, haiku fail!
Is this the end of Zebra?
I hope it's not... yet.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:07 pm
by Golden
I just saw something
For the first time! Oh look, a
Three-headed monkey!!!!
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:07 pm
by a2thezebra
I recall talks of
lesser punishments for failed
attempts as opposed
to blatant protest
or ignorant defiance
of the lovely rules
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:09 pm
by Ricochet
a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:10 pm
by thellama73
Lovely rules, she says?
Please, don't suck up to the host.
Way too obvious.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:11 pm
by Quin
I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:12 pm
by a2thezebra
Ricochet wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?
It seems a bit forced
but looking at it again
Perhaps I see it
As something less bad
Call me waffle-y or on
the fence but for real
linki -
It is my right as
a mafia player to
suck up to the host
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:14 pm
by a2thezebra
Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
It is not too shit
For you made this very post sir
I shall expect some
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:15 pm
by Quin
a2thezebra wrote:Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
It is not too shit
For you made this very post sir
I shall expect some
It took me three tries
To get that post to submit
I am in despair
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:16 pm
by a2thezebra
Quin wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
It is not too shit
For you made this very post sir
I shall expect some
It took me three tries
To get that post to submit
I am in despair
Then I understand
For I have been there myself
Many many times
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:18 pm
by Ricochet
a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?
It seems a bit forced
but looking at it again
Perhaps I see it
As something less bad
Call me waffle-y or on
the fence but for real
linki -
It is my right as
a mafia player to
suck up to the host
If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced
You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:18 pm
by Quin
It hasn't gone out
so I would just like to say
Rico is not sus
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:19 pm
by Golden
Rico's civ claim seems
Entirely normal to me
Who doesn't claim civ?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:19 pm
by thellama73
Ricochet wrote:
If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced
You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Mistakes piling up
As the thread gets more heated.
Careful, everyone.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:20 pm
by Golden
thellama73 wrote:Mistakes piling up
As the thread gets more heated.
Careful, everyone.
I'm getting linki
Just for the time that it takes
To count carefully
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:21 pm
by thellama73
I too find nothing
Suspicious about Rico,
but it's early days.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:21 pm
by a2thezebra
Ricochet wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?
It seems a bit forced
but looking at it again
Perhaps I see it
As something less bad
Call me waffle-y or on
the fence but for real
linki -
It is my right as
a mafia player to
suck up to the host
If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced
You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
I can only change
the way I am so much, see
If I am nicer
Then I must make up
for it by spamming the thread
to release my core
linki -
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:22 pm
by Ricochet
thellama73 wrote:Ricochet wrote:
If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced
You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Mistakes piling up
As the thread gets more heated.
Careful, everyone.
There is no mistake
Greater than having signed up
Je regrette rien
LET ME POST: A SONG
LET ME SUBMIT MY POST LET
ME LET ME LET ME
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:24 pm
by a2thezebra
Baddies will claim civ
anyway so what's the point
For pathos appeal?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:24 pm
by Ricochet
a2thezebra wrote:
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me
Then the next question
Should be a true test of that
Here goes: Are you bad?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:26 pm
by a2thezebra
Ricochet wrote:a2thezebra wrote:
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me
Then the next question
Should be a true test of that
Here goes: Are you bad?
No, I will claim civ
if I am asked, however
I will not say it
just out of the blue
That's weird to me, with respect
But yes I am civ
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:27 pm
by Sorsha
Golden wrote:a2thezebra wrote:Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab
I am already same
by which I mean a simi
lar predicament
That first line has six
Are you the first to fail us?
Sorsha incoming!
I will let them slide
But only for day zero
Watch out tomorrow
I will not punish
the first or second slip up
Just be careful please
This game should be fun!
But please point out the errors
For due processing 
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:28 pm
by Ricochet
a2thezebra wrote:Ricochet wrote:a2thezebra wrote:
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me
Then the next question
Should be a true test of that
Here goes: Are you bad?
No, I will claim civ
if I am asked, however
I will not say it
just out of the blue
That's weird to me, with respect
But yes I am civ
"I never claim civ"
yet "I will claim civ if asked".
Changing the goal posts
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:30 pm
by a2thezebra
Three strikes and you're out
I like that, oh gracious host
I shall not falter
linki -
Perhaps, I like to
make bold declarations and
I rarely meet them
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:33 pm
by a2thezebra
I would like to think
There was an implicit quote
"...just out of the blue"
After my claim that
I never claim civ and such
Refrigerator
But if you don't trust
that claim, I won't hold nothing
against you good friend
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:33 pm
by Quin
I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:36 pm
by a2thezebra
Off to work I go
When I return I hope that
You all understand