Felt Mafia II: Denim Mafia
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:41 pm
Felt Mafia II: Denim Mafia (More Kitties, More Kitsch, More Kissing)
Open your front door. You will likely see someone wearing an item of denim! If you live in the South, probably more than one item!
CIVILIANS
Classic 501s
The All-American hero. Can remove a player from the lynch poll.
Mom Jeans
"Put on yoouuuur Mom Jeans!" This denim has given up all hope, but can protect others with its (generous) motherly embrace.
Jean Jacket
This hot item is full of flair (but doesn't want to talk about its flair). Can prick a player with its badges, causing him or her to be blocked.
Jeggings
This sassy number does nothing except look sassy.
Casual Fridays Work Jeans
Always a perennial favorite, these jeans are sure to please with its ability to share its thoughts with the thread, but only on Fridays. (#1 & #2 are basically how I dress every Friday).
Designer Jeans
These overpriced pants will add bloat to the poll (+2 to any player or combo thereof).
Skinny Jeans
These figure-hugging slacks can subtract a vote from any single player.
Denim Mini
This going-out number knows what it wants! It will come alive at night. *Secrets*
Denim Shirt
This functional shirt is sure to please all rugged types. He will talk his way out of lynches for the first 5 nights.
Denim Romper
I don't even know.
Denim Suit
This throwback '70s item will confuse a player each night.
Jean Harlow
Distracts a player into silence.
MAFIA: '90s Denim Trends
Jhorts
This sassy denim was big in the '90s but now more associated with Gator fans.
*Disclaimer: I went to UF myself, so no offense meant.
Skort
Is it a skirt? Is it shorts? No one really knows!
Jnco
This brand embodied the overindulgence of the '90s with its copiously wide-legged stance. It has so much extra denim that it can protect a player of its choice.
Overalls
Is totally neutered when both straps are attached. When left strapped is undone, kills on odd nights. When right strap is unbutton, kills on even nights.
Special Items:
Secret
Secret
Secret
Chambray
Open your front door. You will likely see someone wearing an item of denim! If you live in the South, probably more than one item!
CIVILIANS
Classic 501s
The All-American hero. Can remove a player from the lynch poll.
Mom Jeans
"Put on yoouuuur Mom Jeans!" This denim has given up all hope, but can protect others with its (generous) motherly embrace.
Jean Jacket
This hot item is full of flair (but doesn't want to talk about its flair). Can prick a player with its badges, causing him or her to be blocked.
Jeggings
This sassy number does nothing except look sassy.
Casual Fridays Work Jeans
Always a perennial favorite, these jeans are sure to please with its ability to share its thoughts with the thread, but only on Fridays. (#1 & #2 are basically how I dress every Friday).
Designer Jeans
These overpriced pants will add bloat to the poll (+2 to any player or combo thereof).
Skinny Jeans
These figure-hugging slacks can subtract a vote from any single player.
Denim Mini
This going-out number knows what it wants! It will come alive at night. *Secrets*
Denim Shirt
This functional shirt is sure to please all rugged types. He will talk his way out of lynches for the first 5 nights.
Denim Romper
I don't even know.
Denim Suit
This throwback '70s item will confuse a player each night.
Jean Harlow
Distracts a player into silence.
MAFIA: '90s Denim Trends
Jhorts
This sassy denim was big in the '90s but now more associated with Gator fans.
*Disclaimer: I went to UF myself, so no offense meant.
Skort
Is it a skirt? Is it shorts? No one really knows!
Jnco
This brand embodied the overindulgence of the '90s with its copiously wide-legged stance. It has so much extra denim that it can protect a player of its choice.
Overalls
Is totally neutered when both straps are attached. When left strapped is undone, kills on odd nights. When right strap is unbutton, kills on even nights.
Special Items:
Secret
Secret
Secret
Chambray
