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Night 1:
MR protected MP
Bullz searched AP
Devin insanified K4J
Mongoose targeted SVS
SVS blocked Mongoose
Boomslang checked Epignosis
Bass killed BWT
CBK stole FW's power
DP checked Epig

Night 2:
Bullz searched Epig
SVS blocked Epig
Boomslang checked MR
MR protected Boomslang
Epig tried to kill Bullz
Summer killed Mata
CBK blocked MP

Night 3:
MR protected Dom
Devin insanified Epig
Bullz searched K4J
Bass sort of killed-ish Vomp
SVS blocked K4J
Boomslang checked FZ
AP killed FZ

For a start. This is very tedious. I'll post more tomorrow! And for the record, Bass did tend to win the competitions. Dom won the first Royal Rumble, but then got killed shortly after.

S~V~S wrote: i also want to thank Faraday~ this was a refreshingly traditional game, without too much in the way of crazy mechanics. I love the crazy mechanics, but some old fashioned trickery & cat/mouse is fun, too. It was a good game

Thanks! I feel like games get a little too far from the heart of Mafia at times, so I wanted to do something more old school.

Vomp and AP were both pretty active behind the scenes, despite hardly ever posting in thread. It was a time their strategy paid off pretty well.

And for the record, I kept WOG alive so long just because I thought it would be funny if she won the game without ever posting once.

Matahari wrote: Are you going to post a list of night actions Dfar? Please and thank you?

I will try. Tomorrow. I also must say, I thought it was a very interesting move for your team to kill you off immediately. There were a lot of bold strategies this game that I'm looking forward to hearing more about.

Mister Rearranger wrote:Good job, Corporation! I think the only one of you I had any suspicion about was Boomslang.

And an awesome game, DF!! I was so bummed when I got killed.

One for the road:

Thank you sir! And excellent gif, that's exactly how Bass!McMahon walks.

Thank you sir! And now, end of game championships!!!

WWE Champion - most kills - A Person (although technically tied with Bass)

Tag Team Champions - BTSC teammates alive at the end - Bass and SVS

Intercontinental Champion - most posts - Epignosis

Hardcore Champion - survived the most attempts on their life - CBK

Day 14 - Dead Man Walking

J.R.: What an exciting episode of Monday Night Raw this has been so far, King! We saw the Intercontinental Title change hands a record-setting 6 times, the ring collapse, the return of Kane's mask, the ring get reassembled, a dance-off between our backstage reporters, Highlander Robbie reuniting with Highlander Rory, and the biggest wedding in Raw history! And we've still got an announcment from the Chairman!

As if on cue, Bass swaggered down to the ring with SVS alongside him. Bass then got on the mic.

"As many of you know, there have been many killings going on here in WWE for the last three years. Quite frankly, this was done to maintain order in the company. You all needed to be reminded of who's boss around here! Now, we've just got one more point to prove, and the killings will stop. Vomp, DP, get out here!"

The duo arrived silently, the lights flickering as Vomp slowly and somberly entered the ring.

"After much deliberation, I've come to a decision," said Bass. "Vompatti...YOU'RE FIIIIRRRREEEDDDD!!!!"

"Ture," was all Vomp chose to say. He had always been silent, letting his actions in the ring speak for him. And he knew that, as legendary as he was, he couldn't take on the seven-foot tall SVS right now. SVS stepped forward, grabbed Vomp around the neck, and chokeslammed him into a casket, which was then carried away by a pterodactyl and disposed of. The Deadman would forever Rest...In...Peace.

Bass turned to DP. "As for you, get out of my ring!!!"

DP, normally one for bombastic promos, quietly fled the scene.

"And for the rest of you in the back," yelled Bass, "You're all safe. Just remember one thing: DON'T CROSS THE BOSS!"

J.R.: Does this mean what I think, King? The killing is finally over!!!

King: Yeah, and not a moment too soon! It was really starting to bring the mood down around here, J.R.!

J.R.: It certainly was, King! Thank you for watching, everybody! Tune in next week to Monday Night Raw!!!

Vomp has been lynched. He was the Undertaker.
The Corporation has won the game! The winners are Bass, SVS, MP, and Boomslang.

Night 13 - I Have Nothing Clever

J.R.: What an amazing Summerslam this has been, King! And now it's time for the main event...Dex vs. Mr. McMahon's hand picked champion, Heath Slater!

Unfortunately for Heath, he's just about the least credible guy on the roster. Dex tossed Heath all over the ring, demolishing him and completely dominating the match. It was going to be a curb stomp. Suddenly the Mean Street Posse, the Big Boss Man, Ken Shamrock, and Test came running out and started beating Dex down.

J.R.: NO! DANGIT, NO! IT'S MR. MCMAHON'S CORPORATE STOOGES! THEY'RE DESTROYING DEX!

Indeed they were, finishing the desolation by tasering Dex unrelentingly for 7 straight minutes. They left the ring, and Heath Slater crawled to cover Dex. Slater was still the champion!

The ref went to check on Dex, but he was gone. Forever. As in dead. From the tasering.

Dex has been killed by the Corporation. It is now Day 14. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

Day 13 - Five Second Repose

The mob gathered in the ring to share their suspicions with the audience.

"Clearly the killer among us is Bea!" declared Bass.

"No, SVS," said Dex.

"No, you," said Bea.

Vomp wordlessly pointed.

Finally they came to an agreement. Bea must die. She grew increasingly agitated as they closed in. "So, you think I'm going down that easy? Just going to roll over, huh? Well, for the benefit of those with flash photography, here's a five second pose!"

With that, Bea speared Bass down and fled. She grabbed a chair and went for a Conchairto on SVS before realizing that a Conchairto requires two people, and Christian had been dead for almost three years. The mob set in and poked Bea to death with their pitchforks.

For a moment, they could all rest easier. A threat was gone.

Bea has been lynched. She was Edge. The Arrogant Heels have been eliminated. The Corporation will now kill every night.

It is now night 13 (Summerslam). You have 23 hours to get your PMs in.

I doubt DP is going to show, so I'm going to go ahead and write up the post.

S~V~S wrote:@Faraday~ is there a punishment for being insanified and not posting?

There is not. Very little gets punished in my game.

Night 12 - In Which People Die

It was Wrestlemania once more!!! All of the superstars were booked for the hug show, except for one.

WOG was sleeping backstage, as she had done pretty much every night for the past 3 years. If they weren't going to book her on the card, she might as well sleep on the company dime, she thought. Sadly, it would be her last thought. Edge crept up behind WOG and garroted her, thinking WOG might eventually decide to do something; she was a menace that Edge had to remove.

Edge disposed of the body, but nobody even noticed WOG's disappearance.

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Meanwhile, the main event was underway! It was Devin vs the Undertaker. The Streak was on the line. Would Devin be the man to break it?

No.

Taker won with a Tombstone Piledriver, then signaled for it. He pulled a ladder from under the ring and set it up inside. He carried an unconscious Devin to the top of the ladder, then chokeslammed him off and through the mat! Then from out of the hole, fire exploded outward.

J.R.: THE UNDERTAKER HAS DESTROYED DEVIN!!! IS THIS THE LAST WE'LL HEAR OF DEVIN?!?!?!???

It was.

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WOG has been killed by Edge.
Devin has been killed by the Undertaker.

It is now day. You have 23 hours to lynch someone.

MovingPictures07 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I loved this game.

Same here.

I probably should have mentioned this at the beginning, but in addition to the winner banners there will be championships at the end of the game. You all may win something yet!

SVS, you were only insanified for the day phase.

Day 12 - Game Over

A Person was running life his life depended on it...because it did. The mob had settled on him and had cornered him in a backstage storage room. The kind of place he was very familiar with.

"You've got it all wrong!" he started, but SVS cut him off.

"I don't think so! We've noticed how often you're conveniently absent when all the killing is going on."

"And you're holding a sledgehammer right now!" added Bea.

Realizing that he was, in fact, holding a sledgehammer right then, AP swung wildly at the mob. They backed away, and AP threw his water bottle at them for cover as he fled. Unfortunately, he tripped over his sledgehammer and landed facefirst on the ground. The mob's pitchforks were upon him immediately. The Assassin had been assassinated. The King had been dethroned. The Game had been...turned off?

A Person has been lynched. He was Triple H.
It is now Night 12 (Wrestlemania). You have 24 hours to get your PMs in.

The Rumble has been won! The number was 11, the record for most eliminations in a single Royal Rumble, set by Kane in 2001.

Night 11 - From Outta Nowhere!

J.R.: This Royal Rumble will be the biggest we've ever seen! Hopefully nobody will get killed tonight!

Sadly, J.R.'s statement would quickly be dashed. The Rumble was an epic encounter: 30 wrestlers, one prize. Guys were getting thrown out of the ring left and right until only two were left: Sorsha and Rowdy Roddy Piper. Sorsha had Piper on the ropes, but as she set up for a clothesline over the top, Vince McMahon came down to ringside and pulled down the top ring rope. Sorsha toppled over and to the floor.

ANNOUNCER: Here is the winner of the Royal Rumble, Rowdy Roddy Piper!!!

Sorsha couldn't believe this. She confronted Vince right then and there. Why did he keep targeting her? Why was he being so insane? And so forth.

In reply, Vince threw a ninja throwing star into Sorsha's throat. She died instantly.

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Triple H was having a night almost as bad as Sorsha. He had been the first guy eliminated from the Rumble! Well, he wouldn't take this indignity lying down. With that, he sat up and grabbed the trusty sledgehammer. The first person he found would be dead! Tonight, that person was Devin.

Without a word, HHH swung at Devin. Unfortunately for him, Devin was currently the United States Champion. He swung up his title belt to deflect the shot, and HHH's hammer went flying. Devin nailed Trips in the face with the belt, then fled the scene. When Triple H came to, he realized that not only had he lost the Rumble, he'd lost another kill. And he squashed his water bottle when he fell! Worst night ever.

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Sorsha has been killed by the Corporation.
Devin is not dead.

It is now day. You have 24 hours to get your PMs in, because we're at that point.

Also, it's the Royal Rumble again! Send in your number for a chance to win a prize!

Day 11 - Death Bea Not Proud

Everyone gathered around Bea to kill her for some reason. Then Bea was kidnapped by ninjas (that seriously happened in wrestling once).

Nobody has been lynched. It is now night. You have 24 hours to get your PMs in.

Sorry this post is so short, I literally am just writing it now and didn't want to delay too long.

Night 10 - Rob Van Dead

J.R.: Welcome to the 28th annual Survivor Series!!! What an amazing show we have lined up tonight!!! The Mean Street Posse taking on the JOB Squad, Highlander Rory vs. Highlander Robbie, Mr. Fuji vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Mr. Perfect vs. Miss Elizabeth, and much more!

King: That's right, J.R.! And back by popular demand, the British Bulldogs will be making their return right here tonight!!!

Indeed, it would be an epic encounter, but one which would be marred by tragedy. Epignosis was warming up backstage when Edge approached him.

"You! What do you want???" Epi asked brusquely.

"Hey, take it easy, I'm just here to talk, so why don't you take your foot off the crazy pedal and listen?" said Edge.

"No, I think you're the one who's been doing so much killing around here! Well, I'm not going to put up with it anymore!"

With that, Epi launched himself at Edge. The two brawled across the building, into a dressing room, into the boiler room, into a storage closet, into an oddly placed Iranian restaurant, and finally right into the middle of the ring. Epignosis pulled out a switchblade and charged, only to be caught in midair by a spear from Edge. The switchblade embedded itself into Epi's throat, and he died within moments. Edge fled the scene, and the referee checked on Epignosis.

Announcer: Epignosis is unable to compete, due to the notable handicap of being dead!

Still, the Bulldogs were able to valiantly persevere and win the day! It was a joyful end to the show (except for Epi).

Epignosis has been killed by Edge. It is now Day 11. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

Night post coming up!

DFaraday wrote:
CHOOSE YOUR PARTNER TEAM VIA PM.

I don't know why I said via PM when there is clearly a poll. Just vote in the poll.

Sorsha wrote:Did that lynch end early or am I getting my times mixed up?

I posted about one minute after the poll ended. I did think it was odd that you said who you thought were suspicious, then didn't vote.

SURVIVOR SERIES EVENT

The mob prepared to head out to the arena for Survivor Series when the GM, Eric Bischoff, called everyone into his office.

"As you all know, Survivor Series really provides an emphasis on tag team wrestling. All of you are going to need to team up with various tag teams for your Survivor Series matches. You can choose your partners from four teams. Come on in, guys!"

At that, Demolition, the British Bulldogs, the New Age Outlaws, and La Resistance came in.

CHOOSE YOUR PARTNER TEAM VIA PM.

Day 10 - In Which the Rope Company Should Certainly Be Called Into Question

The mob gathered in the ring and took turns announcing their intentions on the mic.

"It was Bea!"

"It was Devin!"

"No, it was Dex!"

Finally everyone agreed to kill Dex. They grabbed him and took him to the top of the Titantron, then tightened a noose around his neck.

"I'm fine with this," said Dex as he was pushed off. And indeed, he was fine. The rope snapped and Dex instead went through a table at the bottom. EMTs ran out and wheeled Dex away on a stretcher.

"HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!" exclaimed J.R.

The mob, dissatisified that they had once again failed to execute someone, went to go get ready for Survivor Series.

Dex has not been lynched. It is now night. YOu have twenty-THREE hours to get your PMs in.

S~V~S wrote:@ Faraday~ if a mimic role targets a killer on a night they don't kill, would she still get to use that power?

No. The powers would remain tied to their nights.

And Trish used a Canadian flag because Trish is Canadian. That's all I have to say about the night post.

Night 9 - Dead All Over Again

This Summerslam had been amazing, with each match more epic than the last. I would try to describe them, but they were simply too fantastic. After having the match of her career, Mongoose headed back to her dressing roon, where she found a note:

Mongoose,

You have been a model employee these past how ever many years. Unfortunately, I am evil now and am killing without cause. This note had a fast acting poison, so you'll be dead before you finish this. Which is why I'm telling you who's been on my team all along...

But Mongoose never found out who the Corporation members were, because at that very moment, she keeled over dead. Again.

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Bass was taking a nap before his big match. He was main eventing Summerslam against Brock Lesnar this year! However, Triple H had other plans. He crept up on Bass, then raised the hammer high. Just then, Al Snow came barreling in driving one of those golf cart things that they use at stadiums, crashing right into Triple H and knocking him out. Al then got out running with his newly won belt in tow. As far as HHH was concerned, WWE picked the wrong night to bring back the Hardcore Championship.

Bass woke up refreshed and went on to have an unbelievably historic match.

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Mongoose has been killed by the Corporation.
Bass is not dead.
It is now day. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

Epignosis wrote: Did Triple H miss his PM?

Yes. If he had attempted to kill and failed it would be written into the night post.

Mongoose wrote:Host: Were there any missing PMS?

Yes.

Day 9 - Viva La Raza

The mob's torches were lit up, their pitchforks were sharpened, and they were determined to catch a killer.

"It's Epi!" shouted Devin.

"It's me!" shouted Dex.

Finally, they settled on two suspicious candidates: SVS and CBK. They brought the two of them out of the arena and onto a bridge (A favorite spot for lynchings. SVS pushed her way through the crowd and took off, so they decided to just go with CBK.

"This is ridiculous, I'm not bad!" insisted CBK, but to no avail. They tied CBK to a rocket and launched her into the sky, a legend sent to soar across the universe in a blaze of glory.

You people lynched the Greatest of All Time, Eddie Guerrero (I really wanted Eddie to get to the end ). It is now night 9 (Summerslam). You have 24 hours to send in your PMs.

Trish does not block her target either.

S~V~S wrote: @Faraday~ if a persons power is stolen, do they still get to use it?

Yes they do. A more appropriate wording would be to say that Eddie copies an ability, but his gimmick was "Lie, Cheat, Steal" so I worded his powers that way in the description.

S~V~S wrote:
DFaraday wrote: Faraday is one of the most zen people i have encountered in mafia, so you could have knocked me over with a feather when he posted a game for Professional Wrestling, lol. I never would have guessed

I love theatricality, and what is wrestling if not theatricality?

Mongoose wrote:
S~V~S wrote:I did think she was civ, though. Read her posts since Daisy died, and I think there is some clarity there.
I thought she was civ, but I thought the baddies would leave her be a while since she was getting a lot of grief in the thread. I figured they'd go for someone a little more under the radar.

DP finally stuck his neck in here, but there's the WOG situation.

@ Host - what is your policy on (extremely) inactive players?

They can be punished at my discretion. My discretion has not been reached yet.

Devin the Omniscient wrote: I'm confused about both baddie teams getting to NK at the same time, though... Was this a mistake, DF???

I make many mistakes, but that was not one of them.

Night 8 - Murdermania

*Pyro goes off*

J.R.: The grandest spectacle in sports-entertainment is here!!! Welcome to Wrestlemania!!!

Lizzy's match was the first on the card, opening the biggest Wrestlemania of all time. She was going against Wendi Richter in a classic bout, but unfortunately a third woman decided it was time to take action.

Trish Stratus had already been assaulted by the mob for thinking she was a villain, so it was time to take matters into her own hands. She would find the killers herself! Trish stormed down to the ring armed with a Canadian flag. "Yield this, Senator Payne!" she yelled, quoting the Simpsons as she impaled Lizzy with the flag. Trish could only hope she had done what she set out to do.

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"Hulk Hogan, you've been having some pretty bad luck lately. Do you think things will turn around for you soon?"

"Well let me tell you something, Mean Gene, the Hulkster knows exactly what he needs to do. Devin, you're bad, brother. You're not a true Hulkamaniac, but tonight, these 24-inch pythons are going to EAT YOU ALIVE! WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!?!?!?!?"

With that, Hulk stormed off after Devin, finding him in catering. Hulk pulled out a mace and struck Devin, but Devin began to crawl away, injured. Hulk then got in a car and tried to run Devin down. Devin just managed to get into a stairwell, but Hulk got out and pushed him down the stairs. Luckily, being a wrestler Devin was able to land unharmed. Hulk then dropped a grenade down the stairs after him, but he forgot to pull the pin. Finally, Hulk went for his last resort; he acquired a small vial of iocane powder and slipped it into a drink, which he handed to Devin. Devin, being absurdly forgetful, drank the drink offered to him by his would-be assassin. Luckily for Devin, he had spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane. He went out and had a fantastic match with Mr. Perfect.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, BROTHER?!?!?!?????" Hulk screamed in defeat.

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Vince was once again on a mission to take out ungrateful employees. He normally didn't do this at Wrestlemania, but he was the boss, and he'd do whatever he wanted! He found Sorsha backstage, lounging.

"Sorsha, I'm sick of your attitude. You're fired!"

He pulled out a scalpel for some slow and torturous killing, but Sorsha threw her drink in Vince's face and ran. Vince was tired and didn't feel like following her.

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Edge was all set to continue his killing ways. Lou had been on his mind a lot lately, but now it was time for her to say good night.

"Hey Lou," he said, cornering her in the hallway. "You think you're pretty tough, huh? Yeah? A tough little Lou? Well, TOUGH this!"

Edge fired a shotgun blast at Lou, who dodged to the side and ran. She ran as fast as she possibly could, not noticing Eddie Guerrero sneaking around the corner with an assortment of weapons he stole from Hulk Hogan. Lou ran right into an axe, which embedded itself in her chest. She fell back, dead.

Eddie was rather annoyed. "Orale, homes, why'd you have to do that, ese? Now I gotta clean the axe, vato!"

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Here it was. The main event. Undertaker versus Turnip Head. It was a classic match, going well over 30 minutes. TH was closing in on the victory - would he be the first to ever defeat Taker at Wrestlemania? But not today: Taker reversed and hit the Tombstone for the win. He then opened a casket at ringside and stuffed TH within. Raising his hands high, the Deadman summoned lightning which incinerated the casket on the spot. TH would forever Rest...In...Peace.

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Lizzy has been killed by Trish Stratus.
Lou has been killed by Edge and Eddie Guerrero.
TH has been killed by the Undertaker.
Devin and Sorsha are not dead.

It is now day. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

Sorry about the delay, Night Post coming shortly.

Epignosis wrote:Also Host, when I'm dead (won't happen tonight) what EVER will you do without me?

DFaraday wrote: Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
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Day 7
Day 8

I'll have to actually do work!

I'm going to say something I probably should have said earlier. Vomp was resurrected by me, not a player in the game. I realized later I had overlooked something and he wasn't supposed to have died. I just wouldn't want Vomp to take suspicion for something that was the host's fault.

Everyone who signed up for Money in the Bank has qualified. Just so we're clear.

Money in the Bank Participants: PM me your pick for an ideal Wrestlemania match and why. It can be a rematch or one that has never happened. The one I agree with most wins the prize.

Day 8 - The Legend Killer has become the Legend Killed

J.R.: What an exciting episode of Raw this has been, King! Three title changes, Highlander Rory betraying Highlander Robbie, a surprise appearance by Doink the Clown, the ring collapsing, the ring getting rebuilt by the "Real Man's Man" William Regal, two interrupted weddings, and now a special message from the Chairman himself!

Vince stood in the ring solemnly.

"It may have taken me awhile to come to this decision, but I hereby declare WWE under martial law! If you find someone you believe to be the murderer, by all means, band together to lynch them!"

Vince was ignoring both the fact that he himself is a murderer and that this is exactly what's been happening for a year and a half. Just then, BWT's theme music played, and he strolled out.

"Now Vince," he began, "Nobody's going to take that idea seriously, it's ridiculous! Take me, for example. As one of the youngest, most athletic, most successful rising stars in this business, I hereby announce that I am an evil murderer! See? Nobody is going to lynch me because of tha-"

Suddenly the locker room emptied and the roster rushed BWT, took him to the top of the arena, and pushed him off. His legend-hunting ways were at an end. Hoist by his own petard.

BWT has been lynched. He was Randy Orton. It is now Night 8 (Wrestlemania). You have 24 hours to get your PMs in.

Turnip Head wrote:Especially since most of my suspects aren't really interested in playing/talking.

Ironically, I thought that since this game was primarily taking place over the break, people would be more active than at other times of the year. Apparently I'm the only person who operates on a school schedule.

Mister Rearranger wrote: Gillian Jacobs? Yes, please!

Next Night Phase is Wrestlemania! If you want to participate in Money in the Bank, PM me! First six PMs will be entered for the chance to win a prize.

Turnip Head wrote: Is BWT supposed to still be off the poll? I would very much like to have the option of voting for him

That's what I get for copy-pasting.

Night 7 - ELO's Greatest Hits

Elohcin walked in to the GM's office to pick up her number for the Royal Rumble. It was number 30. She was the last entrant, and had a great chance of winning! As Elo walked outside celebrating, she was confronted by the boss.

"So, Elohcin, I see you've drawn number 30. But you see, the Rock is the Corporate Champion, and the people want to see their star win. So I'm going to have to ask you to throw the match."

Elo could never do that. "I could never do that!" she shouted.

Vince finally spoke. "Alright, I promise I won't kill you for that. Good luck out there," he said.

As Elohcin started walking away, Jeff Jarrett ran out and smashed a guitar over her head.

"I didn't say I couldn't pay someone else to do it! HAHAHAHAAA!" Vince laughed as he walked away.

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Triple H was furious about his failed attempt on Epi's life earlier. Nobody thwarts the Game's plans! He decided to take it out on one of his most hated nemeses...Boomslang. He cornered Boomslang as he was coming out with his number (it was 3) and swung with the sledgehammer. Boomslang ducked, and the hammer deflected and hit a nearby Scotty 2 Hotty! Luckily it just grazed him, and Scotty was fine. Meanwhile, Triple H pursued Boomslang to the parking lot, where Boom got into his car to drive away. Well, Triple H was ready for that! He got into one of those things that controls a forklift and picked up Boom's car, then dropped it from 70 feet in the air. When they found Boomslang in the wreckage, he was dead.

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Elohcin has been killed by the Corporation.

Boomslang has been killed by Triple H.

CBK has been silenced. She cannot talk, vote, or be voted for today.

It is now day. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

Turnip Head wrote:Rest in peace no one.

Host: If the Showstopper stopped a lynch, would he be acknowledged in the lynch post?

All lynches will be written the same. So, no.

Day 7 - Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

CBK was running for her life across the parking lot. The mob was hot on her heels, but she was almost to the river which was next to the arena for some reason. If she could just get across...

However, just as she began to cross the bridge, Sorsha tasered CBK and brought her in.

"Let's hang her from the bridge!" demanded Devin. They brought out rope and set up CBK on the edge. This was it.

OR WAS IT?!?!?

As they let her drop, the rope snapped and CBK was carried away by the river.

"IT'S NOT OVER!" screamed J.R. dramatically. "What can this mean for the future of WWE? Tune in next week, right here on Raw!!!"

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Nobody has been lynched. It is now night 7 (Royal Rumble). You have Twenty-THREE hours to get your PMs in.

Also, since it is the Rumble, if you'd like to compete in the Rumble minigame PM me a number between 1 and 30. It's a good prize, y'all!

Night 6 - Edged Out

J.R.: Welcome to Survivor Series, folks! It looks like we're getting started with the Last Man Standing Match!!

King: I hope Edge wins, J.R., he tells it like it is!

Indeed he does, but this night he would be doing more murdering than telling. The match was Edge vs. Daisy, where the winner had to keep their opponent down for a 10-count. Daisy took every risk, keeping Edge off-balance and almost winning repeatedly. Edge rolled out of the ring and returned with a large medieval axe.

J.R.: What?!?! He can't do that!!!

King: Hey, it's No Disqualification, J.R.! Anything goes!

Edge swung at Daisy, but she ducked and kicked the axe away. But it was all a ruse. Suddenly Daisy began to stumble, and she collapsed to the mat. Edge casually read a newspaper as the referee counted to 10. Edge as the winner. As for Daisy, the slow-acting poison Edge had slipped her earlier that day left her dead before the EMTs could get to the ring.

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Back in the GM's office, Eric Bischoff was incensed.

"It's been over a year, and we STILL haven't found the killer!?!??" he demanded of his assistant, Coach.

"Well boss, I don't have the answers, but here's somebody who might," Coach said, letting Captain Bunny Killer into the room.

"Okay, here's what I have in mind," CBK began, when from out of nowhere Hulk Hogan burst in wielding a trident. He hurled it at CBK, and she was pinned to the wall; however, the tines were just conveniently on either side of her neck (it was a really big trident). Coach and some trainers dragged Hulk away before he could finish the job.

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Triple H knew that his reign was not safe. Too many people wanted to be on top. But there could be only one, Highlander-style. With that in mind, Trips found his next target, K4J, eating alone in the arena basement. Without bothering with pleasantries, Triple H raised the sledgehammer high. K4J threw his bowl of soup in HHH's face, causing him to drop the hammer. K4J ran up the stairs as fast as he could, only to find that Triple H had taken the elevator. He pushed K4J backwards down the stairs, breaking his neck in 46 places.

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"Hi, Michael Cole, reporting from the backstage area with the only Olympic Gold Medalist in WWE history, Kurt Angle! Now Kurt, what are your thoughts on the recent killing spree here in WWE?"

"Well, Michael, as an Olympic hero I stand for the three I's: Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. Whoever this is is a serial killer, and as an American hero, I'm against that. But fear not, Michael, I think I know just who it is! Oh, it's true!"

With that, Kurt ran down to Vompatti's dressing room. He found Vomp sitting at his dressing table silently, snuck up behind him, then attempted to strangle Vomp with the gold medal. Vomp somehow managed to outwrestle the wrestling gold medalist, and fled before Angle could get to his feet.

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Daisy has been killed by the Arrogant Heels.
K4J has been killed by Triple H.
Vomp is not dead.
CBK is not dead.
BWT has been silenced. He may not talk, vote, or be voted for today.

Day 6 - The Best There Was...Emphasis on Was

Just as Raw was going on the air that cool October night, the entire roster suddenly stormed out onto the stage, pursuing Hedgeowl. Hedge ran into the ring, but they surrounded the ring quickly enough. She was trapped. Still, she managed to find a microphone and voiced her thoughts.

"You know, I may not be the flashiest competitor, and I prefer to let my actions speak for themselves," she began. "But you people are paranoid and bloodthirsty! I hope after you kill me you'll see that I'm not the bad guy you're after."

"Enough with the flattery!" shouted Lizzy. "Get her!"

Sorsha got on the ring apron with a rope, but Hedge knocked her off by running the ropes, then ran to the other side and knocked down Lou and DP. Bea came up behind Hedge, who quickly reacted and got Bea on the mat. The crowd was calling for it...Hedge's finishing move, the Sharpshooter! But before she could lock it in, Boomslang ran in with a golf club and began beating Hedge down. They carried Hedge away and excellently executed the Excellence of Execution backstage...excellently (but sadly).

Hedgeowl has been lynched. She was Bret Hart. It is now Night 6 (Survivor Series). You have 24 hours to get your PMs in.

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