The Syndicate

Principal Skinner

Sorry to flip flop again. If there's still time, I'm pullin' that and putting Vince Guaraldi on the kill list instead.

Principal Skinner

Mr. Coleman I do apologize for my misplaced suspicions. Sounds like you had some serious schizo problems goin' on, if I'm readin' what others are sayin' right. Trane, you's makin' some wild accusations, cat. You callin' be out for bein' absent an' claimin' I ain't addressed stuff I defint'ly talked ...

Principal Skinner

Unless I change my mind, Chris Potter gets the axe tonight, Rico.

Principal Skinner

Ooh, it's so fun to manipulate the insecurities in this game. This is really my first proper mafia experience and boy is it fun. I'll get back to you with a concrete lynch target, Rico.

Principal Skinner

Thas' a downrigh' pain in my chest I'm feelin' right now. Rest in peace, lovely Miss Holiday. Señor Puente, shame on you. Mister Guaraldi, you be makin' some interestin' accusations n'all. Not sure what t'make of all that, as I'm feelin' mostly alright 'bout both Miss Hiromi and Brother Miles. Frank...

Principal Skinner

Yeah. I'm thinking my best route to go is to go after the people the rest is pretty assured on.

With that in mind, Billie Holiday is getting lynched tonight.

Principal Skinner

Tito you had one fucking job. Of course the one game I actually get to have fun as mafia and the gig was rigged from the get go. I've never seen town be both so lucky or both so successful.

Rico I'll get back to you on who needs to get lynched.

Principal Skinner

Mr. Dixon, I beg you to place your vote on either Tito or Fleck. As it stands, there will be a tie if Tito shows up and tries to save himself. Let's pick sides on these two and see how any vote changing shakes out. Hrmm. I guess as it stands, my vote for Mr. Coleman don' mean much, huh? I think I m...

Principal Skinner

Mr. Coleman, I was hopin' to have a slightly more concrete case to think about in th' wake of th' vote today, but I'm startin' to think yo lookin' a little more worrisome than anyone else here. I think you got my vote now.

Principal Skinner

And Bill Dixon, goddamn it man, are you using Jive Speak Translate? 's that a thing? Sho' would make my life easier. Why are you defending him so vehemently though? It's not like it matters if we accidentally lynch a civ or two. No Lynch Voters Coleman - Why are you voting the one thing to help the...

Principal Skinner

Who's a teal deer now? Sorry, my hearin' ain't what it used t'be.

Principal Skinner

Hoo-wee, I get back from an abs'lutely wondeful rehearsal with my good frien' Cecil an' hopped on home real quick t' grab my flugelhorn an' I come back, and it's like y'all's completely diff'rent people! What in th' name o' music is happenin' to y'all? All this talk o' "altenate idennities"...

Principal Skinner

Brotha Fats was not deservin' of none such treatment. This is some reeeeal sinistuh activity goin' on. Rest in jazz, brotha Fats. Who among us heah coulda done such a terribuh thang? Ah'm thinkin' when Ah get back from mah rehearsal, I'mma take a closer look at some of y'all and report back with som...

Principal Skinner

If no one objects, I say we lynch Fats Domino.

Principal Skinner

Actually now I'm thinkin' we nix whoever's got eyes on ol' Trane. Maybe Vinny or Fats. They been at it since the get go. A few eyes are on Coltrane right now and it would make him look awful bad. At least keep us out of the spotlight.

Principal Skinner

Yeargh. I'm worried about lynching Billie. She's a good nightkill target but then people will start to take her seriously. And she's on to Tito.

I think lynching a Tito or Bill Dixon supporter might be in our favor. I dunno who was supporting us. Fats maybe? Coltrane?

Principal Skinner

Damn Rico, you had to have known that Buble would have been taken out quickly just because of the whimsy of Day 1 votes. We're down quick. Alright Tito, I think you and I are only marginally on the radar at the moment. I have a few people calling for my goodness and my badness. We have to be strateg...

Principal Skinner

Th' Mafia Godfatha hisself gets taken out on Day 1? Hoo-wee, I seen me many a bad session turn out somethin' lovely but nothin' ever quite so spec-TACulah. Now, the lovely Miss Holiday (and beg pardon, miss, but you do look jus' gorgeous tonigh') brings up a point Ah'd like to consider. We cut the h...

Principal Skinner

Mr. Buble, I can't say I'm a fan of your music personally, and I'm not sure I would consider your playin' or singin' to be the genuine expression we here jazz folks hold in regard, but I can say that so far your responses feel real sincere. I'm willin' ta give you the benefit of the doubt time bein'.

Principal Skinner

Interestin' that there's a no-lynch option heah. Mr. Coleman, I know you and I may have slightly... diff'rent thoughts on what is considered "in-tune" but surely ya gotta admit someone was way off in that rehearsal?

Principal Skinner

I'd like to cast my vote for Charles Mingus, seein' as he's a most likely to be th' one draggin' and huffin' and puffin' and toutin'.

Principal Skinner

Which one would that be, Mr. Fats? If they been quashin' discussion, they been doin' a good job of it.

Principal Skinner

I'm worried about Mr. Mingus. Quite a hooplah he made fo himself early on, callin' himself Jazz itself, like he its father. And yet not a peep since our trial rehearsal. He could be stayin' silent, knowin' he was all bark an' no bite, hopin' we place the blame on someone who weren't outta tuuune.

Principal Skinner

I agree, Mr. Coleman. I still, however, really wanna vote for him.

Principal Skinner

I hear ya loooud and clear, Miles. I'm playin' it off 'cuz I ain't ever seen no reasoning for a Day 1 vote as whack as yours. I'm in the wrong for makin' myself heard? Ain't you s'posed to be a bandleader, Miles? If youh bandmates ain't followin' yuh direction, ya point it out to them, and smack 'em...

Principal Skinner

Ahh, what'sa matter Miles? Vinny? A little to free for y'all?

Principal Skinner

I just wonder, from seeing the trailers, how much of Miles' life actually involved gangster gunplay, explosions, and car chases. I'd like to see it nonetheless.

Principal Skinner

Welcome, Don Cheadle.

Principal Skinner

Jazz is whatever you want it to be, baby. Jazz is the purest representation of the turmoils and exuberations and any sort of -ations your soul wants to get out to the world. If you make music with that in mind, then it's jazz music. Ahh.

Principal Skinner

I would just like to point out that so far I'm the only one who has read the rules.

Why is Michael Bublé here.

Trane, was spinning Ascension earlier. Really hit the spot at the moment. Mmm.

Principal Skinner

Why so blue, oh great eye'd one?

Principal Skinner

Principal Skinner

votes JJJ

Principal Skinner

you're all bad

Principal Skinner

no one wants to play with me

Principal Skinner

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:
Master of Shadows wrote:who should I vote for?
Tell me what you look for in a candidate and I'll give you some ideas about which platform suits you best.

someone with alliterative usernames.

Principal Skinner

Scotty wrote:
Master of Shadows wrote:who should I vote for?
Are you bad or good? Let me know and I'll tell you who to vote for.

idk man

Principal Skinner

who should I vote for?

Principal Skinner

or bad idk

Principal Skinner

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:
Master of Shadows wrote:
JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Caution to everyone who's posted a rainbow in this game: I wouldn't play them like a slow-moving fluid. Any purple/blue ought to be able to become a red at the snap of a finger. Recruitment, man.
yea
You frighten me.

good

Principal Skinner

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Caution to everyone who's posted a rainbow in this game: I wouldn't play them like a slow-moving fluid. Any purple/blue ought to be able to become a red at the snap of a finger. Recruitment, man.

yea

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