The Syndicate

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:15 am

Ross Geller wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:12 am Like, I'm not saying this is a perfect tell, but there is a bar for "is actually trying to solve the game", and only you and Monica are currently clearing that bar.

Nora and Rachel aren't, but Nora at least is showing some sincere apathy. Rachel is hiding behind roleplaying, and when she's not she's making votes that don't actually look sincere.

That makes sense. We can lynch Rachel today, and if she flips scum, I recommend going after Monica tomorrow.

I can't recommend that recommendation.

Nora, what the hell?

Ross Geller wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:13 pm Where is Monica?

Not everyone gets to make a fortune studying animals that don't exist anymore. Some of us have to do useful things, like feed people.

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:48 pm

Monica Geller wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:48 pm Would you care to answer my question?

What question?

Monica Geller wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:01 pm It's five o'clock here in NYC. I've waited to see where Rachel was going with her post and vote, but she hasn't gone anywhere.

[VOTE: Rachel] aubergine

Rachel, sweetie, do you want to tell us what's going on?

My question is moot now, but isn't without ramifications. I thought you were trying to accomplish something by voting for me and calling Phoebe a power role. You weren't doing anything.

Would you care to answer my question?

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:37 pm

Monica Geller wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:28 pm Oh oh!

This also means mafia targeted Richard earlier.

What do you conclude from this revelation Monica!?

Nothing. I think out loud. It's better than not thinking at all.

Richard hasn't said anything of use. Here's my reaction.

Oh oh!

This also means mafia targeted Richard earlier.

Upside?

We know we're in D or 4, and I'd bet D, since there haven't been any ninjas creeping about. Ooo scary ninjas.

Why does this sound like it's my fault?

Also, why am I kissing a zombie? That is not cool.

It's five o'clock here in NYC. I've waited to see where Rachel was going with her post and vote, but she hasn't gone anywhere.

[VOTE: Rachel] aubergine

Rachel, sweetie, do you want to tell us what's going on?

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:05 am We only have seven of us left:

Gunther
Monica Geller
Nora Bing
Phoebe Buffay
Rachel Green
Richard Burke
Ross Geller

And two are evil-bads who need to be lynched. Nora, I trust you for now, so that leaves two baddies between Gunther, Monica, Rachel, Richard, and Ross. Who do you think they are?

Phoebe, what makes you trust Nora? Have you met her?

Excuse me, but what is a tryhard? Is it the opposite of what just about everybody else is around here? Because if so, then I am the Queen of tryhards baby!

Ross has interacted with Janice, who is dead, Janice, who is dead, Rachel, whom he tried to summon, Joey, who is dead, Gunther, who is a barista, Janice, who is dead, me, who absolutely knows what a seven is, Rachel, who got his vote for about a minute, Joey, who is dead, Gunther, who is still a barista, and Joey, who is dead.

I'm trying to come up with any reason, no matter how small, to call someone good. From Ross' minute "contributions," I got nothing.

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:22 pm My gut says vote for Monica because she's acting way too "goody goody" to actually be good.

If that's what your gut says, then you weren't eating anything that came out of my kitchen.

Gunther wrote: ↑Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:02 am

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:00 pm We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

He's my number 2. I'll vote him or Nora.

And I'm not even going to ask you for your thoughts on Rachel.

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:00 pm We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

Gunther
Monica
Rachel
Phoebe

These are four living people you haven't said anything relevant about. If you don't interact with people, how are we going to find your partner when you are shaven clean and exposed?

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:21 am Alright fellas knock it off

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:27 am

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:18 pm I don't call my son very often. That's why I'm here, to promote my new book, "Where is the Men's Bathroom?"

This lady is giving off some really hairy vibes.

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:00 pm Don't ask me to post much I am only a recurring guest star.

And I've never really liked Chandler anyway.

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:07 pm Chandler Bing- seems more suicidal than homicidal
Gunther- pervert, yet would want to kill Ross or Joey if jealous
Janice- druggies can't be trusted
Joey Tribbiani- Joey is the best of friends, he wouldn't poison anyone!
Monica Geller- wouldn't past it past her to get attention
Nora Bing- she seems to be wanting to find the men's bathroom, so why would she try to kill a woman?
Phoebe Buffay- might be in on this whole thing with Monica
Rachel Green- I wouldn't be able to stand the guilt! even if Monica is a bitch sometimes
Richard Burke- he only wants the guys to knock things off! just wants to let use women tear each other apart over who the poisoner is!
Ross Geller- my beloved showed up after Monica got her drink, it can't be him!

I noted that when I asked for BBCttM, only Phoebe responded usefully. Rachel's list didn't have anything definitive. All of this gives Rachel a way to vote for anybody at any time. For example, Rachel voted Chandler.

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:11 pm

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:42 am

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:30 am

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:15 pm Rachel Green - Whined about having votes placed on her on day one, and was the sole voter of Janice. Could be scum.

Girl why you got to be lying like that, no one even voted me d1. I was crying because you guys lynched my BFF Joey!

Vote : Phoebe

Oh? Okay. My bad. Who do you think is bad besides me, because that opinion is wrong.

You might be onto something with Chandler, he might have framed Janice to escape her clutches. I'm going to forgive you for not including me in your alliance and trust you here.

Vote : Chandler

Get back bitches, because I'm Monica Geller, and I have colored highlighters.

The yellow is how to express an opinion without actually expressing one. The red pushes the responsibility of the Chandler vote on Phoebe.

Pheebs, I went through your posts twice and other than bad voting (and the fact that early on it was obvious you couldn't really play the guitar) I don't have anything negative to say except what's below.

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:15 pm I think rainbows are pretty, so I'm going to put together a rainbow list.

Monica Geller - I like her effort with this GTH list, and want to keep her around. Monica voted Ross on day one. Probably town.
Gunther - has been active, and asking questions. Breaks role-play to get actual information across, voted Ross on day one. Could be town
Janice - Voted Joey day 1 as a "No U", but claims to be good, also cast suspicion on me for using "we" and asking questions. Could be town.
Nora Bing - has been around, but has not posted any "useful" content. Nora is playing distant and lazy, which could be scum, but she did not vote on day one, which leads me to believe she could be a lazy town.
Chandler Bing - Has only made one substantial post. He voted Joey on night one. Null read. Give us more please, Chandler.
Richard Burke - Has made two posts, one throwing shade at Nora for no reason. Null read at the moment. Richard, give us content.
Ross Geller - Voted for Joey on day one because he "seemed eager to get someone lynched, but did nothing." Not a good look for Ross. Could be scum (I realize the hypocrisy here because I also voted for Joey).
Rachel Green - Whined about having votes placed on her on day one, and was the sole voter of Janice. Could be scum.

Chandler was yellow. Ross was red. If I'm understanding colors like I feel like I've always understood colors, red is eviler than yellow.

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:14 am [VOTE: Chandler Bing] aubergine because he has provided very little content, but still voted for Joey on Day 1.
@Chandler Bing did you tamper with Monica's drink? I'm watching you.

You voted for Chandler instead of Ross when you could have voted for Ross. Ross was one vote behind Chandler. This is my biggest hangup with you.

Gunther wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:04 pm

Monica Geller wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:47 pm Gunther, a word please?

Gunther wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:26 pm I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

We were one vote away from possibly kicking Ross out instead of Joey. After Joey got evicted, you said

Gunther wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:24 pm SMH. Joey was obviously good.

There's a six hour window in between those two posts in which you said nothing. If Joey was so obviously good, why didn't you use your big boy voice and try to get more people to vote out Ross? Or at least why didn't you say something before Joey got kicked out?

Gunther wrote: ↑Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:46 pm I'll be honest, I was thinking Janice might be bad. Ross, convince me why you aren't bad.

Can you explain exactly how Ross is going to do that?

First of all, I wasn't around. Central Perk was full of customers all day. Second, I am not answering that questions. It's up to him to come in and do.

What made Joey obviously good in your mind?

These are our possibilities:

We're in column B.
We're in row 2.
We're in column D.
We're in row 4.
The mafia failed to submit a kill.

As far as I can tell, we're in one of these five realities.

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:36 pm Good distraction Phoebe.

Vote : Monica

Going with my theory that this is all for attention

Yeah, okay.

Like I'm the kind who does things for attention.

Similarly, Ms Bing, you suggested that you would vote Richard to save Chandler, but you didn't. Why didn't you?

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:57 pm I might have to vote for the handsome doctor gentleman in order to save my beautiful baby boy. It's the sort of irony I usually reserve for my "work".

Gunther, a word please?

Gunther wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:26 pm I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

We were one vote away from possibly kicking Ross out instead of Joey. After Joey got evicted, you said

Gunther wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:24 pm SMH. Joey was obviously good.

There's a six hour window in between those two posts in which you said nothing. If Joey was so obviously good, why didn't you use your big boy voice and try to get more people to vote out Ross? Or at least why didn't you say something before Joey got kicked out?

Gunther wrote: ↑Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:46 pm I'll be honest, I was thinking Janice might be bad. Ross, convince me why you aren't bad.

Can you explain exactly how Ross is going to do that?

That was...something else, Phoebe. I don't really know how better to describe it.

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:06 pm I'm here I'm just clueless

linki: I'm always on something.

Could you please find a way to not be clueless?

Oh I see there is someone on, and she's probably on something.

Is anybody even on? I feel like this is Phoebe's "wedding" all over.

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:27 am

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:18 pm I don't call my son very often. That's why I'm here, to promote my new book, "Where is the Men's Bathroom?"

This lady is giving off some really hairy vibes.

Hairy is what you like?

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:00 pm Don't ask me to post much I am only a recurring guest star.

And I've never really liked Chandler anyway.

Chandler Bing is anything but hairy.

Richard Burke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:00 pm Don't ask me to post much I am only a recurring guest star.

And I've never really liked Chandler anyway.

That's it?

By the way, Internet tabs were invented in 1997, when we were still on the air:



(You have to look at the bottom)

I'm sorry, but I'm tired of switching tabs.

Who is the murderer?
Poll ended at Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:06 pm
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.


Chandler Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Gunther
0
No votes
Voters: None
Janice
1
8%
Voters: Rachel Green
Joey Tribbiani
4
33%
Voters: Ross Geller, Janice, Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing
Monica Geller
0
No votes
Voters: None
Nora Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Phoebe Buffay
0
No votes
Voters: None
Rachel Green
0
No votes
Voters: None
Richard Burke
0
No votes
Voters: None
Ross Geller
3
25%
Voters: Joey Tribbiani, Gunther, Monica Geller
Cute Girl at the Pinball Arcade (hosts, non-players, etc.)
4
33%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, dunya, M Plus 7, insertnamehere
Total votes: 12

I can't say happy, but I'm happy.

Does this mean if Joey calls me the phone will say Out of Area?

Joey sounds reasonable (what am I saying?). Can someone move to my conniving brother?

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:06 pm Who are you people?

Did I say "You people?" Don't you have a book to draw?

Okay, listen up. I've organized a spreadsheet with everybody's name on it. All you do is go through each name and say whether you think the person is homicidal material or not homicidal material. No maybe-kind of homicidal material. Just yes or no. Okay? If you get stuck, pretend you're on a diet and I'm threatening to force feed you Mint Treasures (oh man, Mint treasures- no, Monica, no- get it together).

We'll call them "Brown Bird Cookies to the Mouth" exercises, or "BBCttM" for short.

Chandler Bing- killer
Gunther- not a killer
Janice- not a killer
Joey Tribbiani- not a killer
Monica Geller- definitely not a killer
Nora Bing- not a killer
Phoebe Buffay- not a killer
Rachel Green- not a killer
Richard Burke- killer (although I don't know why, since we never got married and even if we did, his life insurance policy is way better than mine)
Ross Geller- killer (he's still bitter about losing to me at football, Thanksgiving 1999)

Really people? Thirty-nine posts? I was almost killed and I'm not even worth a full forty?

Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:23 pm Well, Phoebe, some people call me promiscuous and dim-witted, but also good-natured, very loyal, well-meaning and protective of my friends. And Monica’s one of those friends.

Unless she’s scum. Then I don’t care how she’s doin’.

Scum? Do I look like I tolerate scum?

Am I supposed to believe that this...this host thinks I don't know what I'm drinking? That I didn't order the cinnamon Hasselhoff latte? Unbelievable!

Ross Geller wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:24 pm @Rachel Green Where are you?

Probably having a seven with Tag Jones. You know what a seven is?