Day 12 ~ 2015 Game of Champions

[Draconus]

I realize this doesn't say anything about post quality, but there's some evidence that Draco has been an active contributor in this game, even if he's parroting DH. :P He even has more posts than you Matt.

I didn't even know that.

[Matt]

The guy literally never makes cases. But yes, lulz on me having less posts.

Again, Lost started same day as this, and I was much more involved over there. Derp.

[Draconus]

Year-end close started at the same time as this game and took all month long to finish. And Monday was the start of January close. But whatever, RL doesn't count when looking at participation.

[Matt]

Dude, if I ISO'd you, how many posts would I find of you explaining why you aren't posting as opposed to ummmm looking for bad guys???

[Marmot]

Common traits exhibited my Matt and MacDougall today (and no other player).

• They both appear nervous and frantic.
  They both have furiously pushed my lynch today, and at one point had their votes on me.
  They both admit that motel room might be mafia, but refuse to vote for him.
  Matt claims Sorsha is civ, while Mac hasn't offered a recent read.

[MacDougall]

Common traits exhibited my Matt and MacDougall today (and no other player).

• They both appear nervous and frantic.
  They both have furiously pushed my lynch today, and at one point had their votes on me.
  They both admit that motel room might be mafia, but refuse to vote for him.
  Matt claims Sorsha is civ, while Mac hasn't offered a recent read.

Everything is as it seems.

[Draconus]

Let's see: I give a thread-based reason for suspecting Matt. Matt replies/defends by taken personal shots at me. Does that sound civ to anyone else?

Linki: Start counting. I don't care.

[Matt]

How have I been frantic? Do you see me worked up in a sweat over motel going down? Idgaf

But yes, if you all pile on Sorsha tomorrow, civs lose. Game over. And that will really effing annoy me.

[Draconus]

Common traits exhibited my Matt and MacDougall today (and no other player).

• They both appear nervous and frantic.
  They both have furiously pushed my lynch today, and at one point had their votes on me.
  They both admit that motel room might be mafia, but refuse to vote for him.
  Matt claims Sorsha is civ, while Mac hasn't offered a recent read.

I think I'll start calling this the baddie shuffle... Or scramble...

[Turnip Head]

Who Keeps Killing People???

Poll ended at Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:38 pm


bea
0
No votes

DharmaHelper
0
No votes

Draconus
4
motel room (13), Sorsha (21), MacDougall (22), Matt (23) 17%

FZ.
0
No votes

Juliets
0
No votes

MacDougall
0
No votes

Matt
0
No votes

Metalmarsh
0
No votes

motel room
6
DharmaHelper (11), Draconus (14), FZ. (16), juliets (17), Metalmarsh89 (18), bea (20) 26%

Satan (h/d/n)
13
Typhoony (1), S~V~S (2), LoRab (3), Golden (4), a2thezebra (5), Black Rock (6), HamburgerBoy (7), Dom (8), nijuukyugou (9), G-Man (10), Turnip Head (12), JaggedJimmyJay (15), MovingPictures07 (19) 57%
Total votes : 23

[Turnip Head]

The moon rose high into the night sky. Draconus and motel room circled each other with their weapons drawn. Draconus was wielding his trusty trombone as motel room whipped out his beef bazooka.

"So it has come to this," Draconus ominously mumbled to his opponent.

Motel room sized up his competition before declaring, "Mine is definitely bigger than yours."

"Hah!" Draconus laughed. "My trusty trombone will whack you off so hard. You don't stand a chance."

"Your body isn't ready for what's about to come. My beef bazooka will pound you with the force of a thousand rhinoceros."

Draconus put both hands on his weapon and swung wildly at motel room. "I normally like to take my time, but I suspect this will be a quickie."

Motel room blocked Draco's shot with ease. "Do you even lift bro?"

"Oh believe me," Draco started as he raised his trusty trombone over his head, "I can get it up no problem."

The two stayed locked in a midnight organ fight for hours, pushing and shoving, with both of them receiving blows. It looked like they could go all night. Until suddenly, motel room grabbed the end of his beef bazooka, reloaded his ammunition, aimed at Draconus and blew his load all over him.

"I'm sorry it came to this," motel room said. "Sometimes, it only matters if you finish first."

Spoiler: show

Draconus has been lynched. He was Gloussu “Beast” Rabban, a baddie.
You are a tool. However, you are a terrible tool, one that frightens Arrakis. Each Night, you can banish someone into the desert, and while there, that person cannot vote the next Day, or use a night action the next night. There is also a chance that person will die that Night.

It is now Night 9. You have 23 hours to get your actions in.

[Matt]

Peace out, Drac, guess you'll have more time for work, less time for btsc.

[Draconus]

Well played

[Marmot]

I suppose that works. RIP not Stan.

[juliets]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

[DharmaHelper]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

Are you kidding me lol.

[Sorsha]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

:P

[Marmot]

Please don't kill me tonight baddies. I promise I'll behave.

Nope, just kidding. I'm pro-civ. Come at me.

[Matt]

Please don't kill me tonight baddies. I promise I'll behave.

Nope, just kidding. I'm pro-civ. Come at me.

Bullshit. You're Drac's teammate.

I didn't intend to lie, but after this result, I'm soooo voting for you again tomorrow.

[MacDougall]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

[DharmaHelper]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

Are you calling this a slip?

[juliets]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

:P

hahahahaha i read right over where it said draconus! My eye was focused on it being motel room!

[Marmot]

Please don't kill me tonight baddies. I promise I'll behave.

Nope, just kidding. I'm pro-civ. Come at me.

Bullshit. You're Drac's teammate.

I didn't intend to lie, but after this result, I'm soooo voting for you again tomorrow.

Why wait? I'm on the poll right now.

[MacDougall]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

Are you calling this a slip?

Lol no. Please shut up we just lynched a scum. Rejoice or are you cut about it?

[DharmaHelper]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

Are you calling this a slip?

Lol no. Please shut up we just lynched a scum. Rejoice or are you cut about it?

[Matt]

Wtf?

I didn't even notice that.

Lulz it's probably still for the position options.

[MacDougall]

Hooray!! He wasn't Kubrick but was a baddie and thats all that counts! Goodbye motel room!

Are you calling this a slip?

Lol no. Please shut up we just lynched a scum. Rejoice or are you cut about it?

Lol thank you.

[Matt]

So, that was a swell result and all, but what...

Lynch switch?

[juliets]

So, that was a swell result and all, but what...

Lynch switch?

It looked like a switch to me. If it were a lynch stop draco would still be alive.

[bea]

I hope this game has a least valuable civvie award. I put my vote in for Rico right now.

No way - that shit's mine.

oh - hai again. Back from the dentist, food is cooking. 4 hours till dinner. I have beer. woot! Day off can FINALLY begin!!

[Matt]

So, that was a swell result and all, but what...

Lynch switch?

It looked like a switch to me. If it were a lynch stop draco would still be alive.

Despite the nice result, I think motel could still be bad.

If he's "not playing", then his theoretical team would have to make the switch, right?

If he is playing, and watching the thread and not posting, then chances are he's bad anyway.

I think motel or MM would be good tomorrow.

Tho I'd really love to see MM lynched TBQH

[juliets]

So, that was a swell result and all, but what...

Lynch switch?

It looked like a switch to me. If it were a lynch stop draco would still be alive.

Despite the nice result, I think motel could still be bad.

If he's "not playing", then his theoretical team would have to make the switch, right?

If he is playing, and watching the thread and not posting, then chances are he's bad anyway.

I think motel or MM would be good tomorrow.

Tho I'd really love to see MM lynched TBQH

I think motel room is definitely bad and have already voted him. So have DH and MM.

[bea]

My only defense is wifom. I'm not even going to bother with it. I'm just going to focus on figuring out Wilgy's actual teammates aside from Sorsha. Looking at bea first obviously.

How'd that go.

Nobody wanted to poke bea. She just stayed quiet and coasted. So... here we are.[/quote'

And she's likely gonna stay quiet. It's my *day off* and I spent 4 hours at work. Working and not getting paid. If you or anyone else has something they want me to address, I'm happy to do so. I know I've made some shite decisions this game and I'm happy to try to answer them as best I can. You and anyone else will believe me or not believe me. So it goes.

I'm still keeping up in the thread, I'm still trying to contribute even if it's something so simple as "I agree with this thought process."

I never claimed to be a case maker. And my levels of activity are NEVER going to be as ballzy as you or DH. It's not who I am. It's not the way I play. I'm doing the best I can. I'm sorry my best isn't good enough for so many people.

[Matt]

So, that was a swell result and all, but what...

Lynch switch?

It looked like a switch to me. If it were a lynch stop draco would still be alive.

Despite the nice result, I think motel could still be bad.

If he's "not playing", then his theoretical team would have to make the switch, right?

If he is playing, and watching the thread and not posting, then chances are he's bad anyway.

I think motel or MM would be good tomorrow.

Tho I'd really love to see MM lynched TBQH

I think motel room is definitely bad and have already voted him. So have DH and MM.

I voted you, but let me explain.

I think you're civ, and I think either this night poll is a trick to see who gets off the poll tomorrow, or it's just positions again.

If I'm right and it's who gets off the poll, then there we go.

But again, I'm happy with motel getting votes if ya all really think we have a lynch tonight.

Or rather...

Hosts - Is this poll really for a lynch?

[bea]

Ya know what?

Everyone CFD me please. And then you can shut your traps about Sorsha, like, for realz.

what does CDF mean? I feel lame for asking, but it's come up more than once and IDK what it is. So lame queen nub is asking what CDF means and she will feel most nub again for not knowing. So it goes.

[Matt]

Ya know what?

Everyone CFD me please. And then you can shut your traps about Sorsha, like, for realz.

what does CDF mean? I feel lame for asking, but it's come up more than once and IDK what it is. So lame queen nub is asking what CDF means and she will feel most nub again for not knowing. So it goes.

Chinese Fire Drill

Like, everyone switches to a new wagon last minute, I think. That's how I interpreted it anyway.

[bea]

"I do declare" ?? Ugh... I don't know why that part came out.

Linki: I stand by my conclusion

You been spendin' too much time with Alison. :mongoose:

This is my second favorite post. Rico's John Snow is gonna be hard to top.

linki - thanks matt -this is - now that i have the definition the second time I've asked this question. I was lost in pet sounds when it was brought up too. at least my nub is consistant. -

back to katsup.

[Matt]

Oh snap. Didn't notice Sorsha was on there.

Sorry juliets

[Marmot]

Ya know what?

Everyone CFD me please. And then you can shut your traps about Sorsha, like, for realz.

what does CDF mean? I feel lame for asking, but it's come up more than once and IDK what it is. So lame queen nub is asking what CDF means and she will feel most nub again for not knowing. So it goes.

Coral Floral Drawers

[juliets]

Ya know what?

Everyone CFD me please. And then you can shut your traps about Sorsha, like, for realz.

what does CDF mean? I feel lame for asking, but it's come up more than once and IDK what it is. So lame queen nub is asking what CDF means and she will feel most nub again for not knowing. So it goes.

don't feel bad bea i dont know either.

Matt, it says it's a lynch poll - i mean thats how its labeled. I'm betting those of us on it voted the same in the last night poll. I haven't confirmed that though.

linki: thats ok matt

[Matt]

Ya know what?

Everyone CFD me please. And then you can shut your traps about Sorsha, like, for realz.

what does CDF mean? I feel lame for asking, but it's come up more than once and IDK what it is. So lame queen nub is asking what CDF means and she will feel most nub again for not knowing. So it goes.

don't feel bad bea i dont know either.

Matt, it says it's a lynch poll - i mean thats how its labeled. I'm betting those of us on it voted the same in the last night poll. I haven't confirmed that though.

linki: thats ok matt

Yeah, I'd really like for the hosts to answer whether it is or not. Lol

[bea]

What a lame lynch. Most important lynch and we are lynching the easy option. Pussies.

Mac, who placed a drive-by vote?

Why is motel room the easy option?

On the Motel wagon? Bea. Juliets.

Motel being Kubrick, lurking and not even caring enough about the game to defend himself. Easy af.

What about Sorsha?

Do you think we shouldn't lynch him because of this attitude?

There are drive bys everywhere dude. I don't care anymore motel might be bad. I just think it's a pussy lynch.

perhaps if you had presented your theory earlier, I may have had time to concider it. These lynch times are simply not convinent for me. Waiting so long before lynch end then calling people pussies for the votes they made - which -I'm sure people besides myself tried to make the best informed vote they could at the time they had to vote - is lamesauce.

If you think I'm bad, I at least hope that your case will come with ample time to respond to it. As our lynch ends happen for me at roughly 5:30 pm - so if I open I'm still at work and if I close - I'm spending the last 3 hours before lynch trying to wake up, get myself ready for my night - and get my ass to work.

[bea]

Marmot, then can you please admit that even if you are neutral, you have no interest in seeing the civs win? You literally do not care, do you?

I care very much Matt. This is a loaded question.

fwiw - this is the post that makes me believe you are not a baddie hiding as a neutral.

[bea]

The guy literally never makes cases. But yes, lulz on me having less posts.

Again, Lost started same day as this, and I was much more involved over there. Derp.

I never make cases either. Srrsly - last case I put together I was cursed to do so. Trustry. You've had civ bts with me. Did I make cases in that game? Does lack of case making make a person bad?

[bea]

Year-end close started at the same time as this game and took all month long to finish. And Monday was the start of January close. But whatever, RL doesn't count when looking at participation.

also - fwiw - your RL is also what keeps me on the flippy flop with you. You were right when you said you'd retire if I wasn't civ. Cuz I am. I'm happy you can read me that well. I'm sad I'm the fail at reading you as well. I <3 you forever, and bioshock man. I know what you are capable of so sometimes somethings people say aren't so far fetched ya know?

[Matt]

Marmot, then can you please admit that even if you are neutral, you have no interest in seeing the civs win? You literally do not care, do you?

I care very much Matt. This is a loaded question.

fwiw - this is the post that makes me believe you are not a baddie hiding as a neutral.

No offense, but I think you're wrong.

MM and Drac have been hiding behind DH's votes for days. It's time to lynch the Marmot, IMO.

Also, let's remember the LC lynch. Last second, Drac takes his vote off of himself and Marmot votes LC.

C'mon people, puhleeze, do not let him slip away again!

Linki - Bea, Drac had been obviously not even trying. At least you look perplexed when making a decision, Drac has just been blindly following DH.

Lynch Marmot next day phase.

On the off chance this is a real lynch, motel is great, but next day phase, let's make it the Marmot

[bea]

The moon rose high into the night sky. Draconus and motel room circled each other with their weapons drawn. Draconus was wielding his trusty trombone as motel room whipped out his beef bazooka.

"So it has come to this," Draconus ominously mumbled to his opponent.

Motel room sized up his competition before declaring, "Mine is definitely bigger than yours."

"Hah!" Draconus laughed. "My trusty trombone will whack you off so hard. You don't stand a chance."

"Your body isn't ready for what's about to come. My beef bazooka will pound you with the force of a thousand rhinoceros."

Draconus put both hands on his weapon and swung wildly at motel room. "I normally like to take my time, but I suspect this will be a quickie."

Motel room blocked Draco's shot with ease. "Do you even lift bro?"

"Oh believe me," Draco started as he raised his trusty trombone over his head, "I can get it up no problem."

The two stayed locked in a midnight organ fight for hours, pushing and shoving, with both of them receiving blows. It looked like they could go all night. Until suddenly, motel room grabbed the end of his beef bazooka, reloaded his ammunition, aimed at Draconus and blew his load all over him.

"I'm sorry it came to this," motel room said. "Sometimes, it only matters if you finish first."

Spoiler: show

Draconus has been lynched. He was Gloussu “Beast” Rabban, a baddie.
You are a tool. However, you are a terrible tool, one that frightens Arrakis. Each Night, you can banish someone into the desert, and while there, that person cannot vote the next Day, or use a night action the next night. There is also a chance that person will die that Night.

It is now Night 9. You have 23 hours to get your actions in.

oh - god damn you you sweet talking SOB. Just when I was gonna give you the benefit of the doubt too. Jerk.

Well done to whomever made that happen. For realzies.

[bea]

Please don't kill me tonight baddies. I promise I'll behave.

Nope, just kidding. I'm pro-civ. Come at me.

Bullshit. You're Drac's teammate.

I didn't intend to lie, but after this result, I'm soooo voting for you again tomorrow.

Why? I don't see what you are seeing. Explain plzktks! Also - if you could keep it to why *this* result is the one that makes you back down on your word, that would rock.

[Marmot]

Matt, even if I lose or get lynched tomorrow or whatever, I'm still proud of the fact that I have now made it 10 day phases with pursuit from you and many other players, getting votes from you every single day, and managed to still be alive.

[bea]

Ya know what?

Everyone CFD me please. And then you can shut your traps about Sorsha, like, for realz.

what does CDF mean? I feel lame for asking, but it's come up more than once and IDK what it is. So lame queen nub is asking what CDF means and she will feel most nub again for not knowing. So it goes.

Coral Floral Drawers

picts please