Would you rather - -

#401

I think as long as it was painlessly removed, I'd go pinky. I don't think it would affect my typing or writing, but I think losing a big toe realllllly effs up with your gait.

Elvis Presley or Elvis Costello?

#402

Mongoose wrote:I think as long as it was painlessly removed, I'd go pinky. I don't think it would affect my typing or writing, but I think losing a big toe realllllly effs up with your gait.

Elvis Presley or Elvis Costello?

Presley

McDonald's or Burger King

#403

Burger King because I think the fries are a little bit better and the one nearest us has one of those Cola Freestyle machines.

Get infected by the Guinea worm for a year of your life (that Carter has nearly eradicated) or have tapeworms for the rest of your life?

#404

Well now I've googled symptoms, I still think I'd go with Guinea worm or 'the fiery serpent' for a year.

Would you rather never eat chocolate or bacon for the rest of your life?

#405

Bacon.

Would you rather be pooped on by a bird or a baby?

#406

Hmm, I guess a bird since it's white and it doesn't "read" poop as much to your brain as much as a baby's (Orange?) liquidy poop might. My friend just became a mom and she sends out photo texts to us each time her son explodes his diaper. I have a very high level of tolerance for gross things, but that even made me queasy.

Would you rather live The Odd Couple or Ernie and Bert?

#407

The Odd Couple

Live with Elmo or Grover?

#408

Grover because he also hates strawberry jam and wouldn't be too cheery in the mornings (unlike Elmo).

Would you rather go on a ride on Big Bird or Snuffie?

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #409

Snuffie. seems more natural to sit on. lol.

Would you rather go on a date with Cookie Monster or Telly? (I like this theme lol)

#410

Telly. I think CM would lack etiquette.

Spend the day with Oscar the Grouch or the Count?

#411

My husband reminds me a lot of Oscar the Grouch, so I'd have to select him. Plus, I think counting endlessly would get tiring, even if the Count is a sexy beast.

Would you rather be serenaded by Kermit or Ryan Gosling?

#412

Kermit has serenaded me many times, so I'd feel all right with that.

Would you rather be on "Here is Your Life" hosted by Guy Smiley or go on a picnic with Prairie Dawn?

#413

I'm going on a picnic!

Would you rather be on Monsterpiece Theater or True Mud (Sesame Street's Masterpiece Theater and True Blood satires, respectively)?

#414

True Mud~ I like me some white trash mudpires

Would you rather your kids be mentored in Mr Rogers Neighborhood, or Pee Wees Playhouse?

#415

S~V~S wrote:True Mud~ I like me some white trash mudpires

Would you rather your kids be mentored in Mr Rogers Neighborhood, or Pee Wees Playhouse?

Oh man, I loved both of those shows when I was a kid. We always watched Pee Wee together, and his latest Playhouse on Broadway type special on HBO was amazing. I had a lot of the action figures when I was little. I guess I will give a slight edge to Mr. Rogers because a) it is on PBS; b) slightly more educational; c) teaches kids to feel good about themselves; and d) doesn't teach kids to scream real loud.

Would you rather dance with Conky or sit on Chairy?

#416

Sit on Chairy.

Would you rather hang out with Francis or Dottie?

#417

Definitely Dottie.

Would you rather teach a room full of Randys or a room full of Billy Baloneys?

#418

Mongoose wrote:Definitely Dottie.

Would you rather teach a room full of Randys or a room full of Billy Baloneys?

I'll take the Randys.

Would you rather make out with Floory for ten minutes or make people repeat after you in Jambese the next five times they ask you to do something?

#419

I will definitely pick Jambese. I feel a lot of the people around me are poor listeners and a lot of conversations are boringly unilateral. They'd at least have to listen to me if they had to repeat what I said </CassandraComplex>

Would you learn how to throw a lasso with Cowboy Curtis or get a makeup tutorial from Miss Yvonne?

#420

Always wanted to lasso with Morpheus.

Would you rather have to eat the Food in the Refrigerator or replace Globey's face with, you know, the Americas.

#421

I'd eat the food in the fridge. It always looked so delicious, but that may be partially because I was hungry and waiting for my dad to wake up and make me breakfast!

Would you rather own Talking Fish or a Cool Cat/Chicky Baby band?

#422

Now that's a tough one, but since realistically sound waves underwater don't lend themselves well to the spoken word, I would love to jam with Cool Cat, Dirty Dog, and Chicky Baby.

Would you rather get to ride Pee Wee's bike home from work each day (just like him) or have a phone booth like he has?

#423

I think the phone booth because he talks to the most fabulous people on there.

Would you rather be Reba the Mail Lady or the King of Cartoons.

#424

Mongoose wrote:I think the phone booth because he talks to the most fabulous people on there.

Would you rather be Reba the Mail Lady or the King of Cartoons.

LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!

Would you rather be in a Penny Cartoon on the Magic Screen or have people's front Window announce you anytime you came to visit them?

#425

I'll pick the announcing door. I never knock loud enough apparently.

Would you rather own Ren & Stimpy as pets or Catdog (no pet waste!)

#426

Cat dog! I loved that show!

Would you rather laugh like spongebob or fran dresher?

#427

Spongebob I think.

Would you rather see a ghost while you're in bed or while you're in the tub/shower?

#428

Mongoose wrote:Spongebob I think.

Would you rather see a ghost while you're in bed or while you're in the tub/shower?

In bed.

Would you rather look like this

or act like this

?

#429

I'd rather look angry- I don't like when people flip out.

Would you rather work at a liquor store or be bartender?

#430

I'd rather be a bartender, that seems more fun. Plus it seems like liquor stores get robbed a lot.

Would you rather have chinese or italian food?

#431

Italian.

Would you rather be a Robocop or a T-800?

#432

T-800!

Would you rather be prince to Ariel or Belle?

#433

Ariel.

Would you rather watch Droopy or Chilly Willy?

#434

Chilly Willy. It's too dang hot.

Would you rather be outside during an earthquake or a hurricane?

#435

an earthquake

What was the scariest moment of your life so far?

#436

On Valentine's Day, our firstborn son, an infant, was in incredible pain. No one could figure out why- not even the hospital. They did a spinal tap, took X-Rays, and did a host of other things. He kept screaming. To this day we have no idea what was wrong. Eventually the hospital gave him a shot and sent us home. They told us to come back in 48 hours. We did, and they said we would have to pay ER costs for the second visit as well as the first. I told them to fuck themselves (not my exact words, I'm sure).

Today, Simon is doing fine and recently turned six.

Do you like mint?

#437

no.

Do you feel like a nut or don't feel like a nut?

#438

Definitely feel like a nut.

Almondjoy or Mounds?

#439

Almond Joy! I love almonds. They are such a superfood. I eat 5-6 raw almonds every day for their B-17 content and potentially cancer-reducing properties.

Chunky or smooth peanut butter? (I'll take almond butter personally).

#440

Crunchy!

Would you rather listen to heavy metal or rap first thing in the morning?

#441

That's quite a choice, epi. I suppose rap, as there is some old school rap I can tolerate but heavy metal NO WAY!

Would you rather fall asleep to music or the TV?

#442

Music- I often fall asleep to music.

Would you rather teach chemistry or biology?

#443

Biology

Would you rather be a divorce lawyer or a marriage counselor?

#444

Marriage counselor (I think).

Would you rather have to wear a cape every day or a sequined cummerbund?

#445

A cape, I hate things with waist bands.

Would you rather wear a tiara or a sequined mask?

#446

Tiara. I don't like things on my face / around my neck.

Would you rather ride a bull in a rodeo or run from bulls in Spain?

#447

wow, i'd likely get killed either way so i'll go to the rodeo.

Would you rather dress like a woman for a week (full wig and makeup, too) or wear only men's undergarments?

#448

I'll be Mrs. Doubtfire.

Would you rather be a contestant on Hell's Kitchen or Big Brother?

#449

Ideally, I'd be on one of those shows where they send teams to investigate paranormal places. I grew up in a haunted house and I don't scare easily. I guess I'll pick Hell's Kitchen because Big Brother seems way too invasive. I'm very private and I wouldn't want them to show me in my house day-to-day. Plus I think Hell's Kitchen would mean I'd only be on one episode instead of the whole series? I used to stand up in college, so it's not that I'm afraid of the spotlight or crowds, but I wouldn't want the sensation of being watched unless I'm performing etc.

Would you rather be on the international space station or in one of those underwater habitats (think Sphere).

#450

The ISS.

Would you rather read Atlas Shrugged or The Fountainhead?