Haiku Mafia Day Five

#1

Haiku Mafia

13 players
8 vanilla civs
2 civ power roles
2 vanilla mafia
1 mafia power role

Rules and other information
All posts must be written in the 5-7-5 haiku format. There will be consequences if you don't.

You can include as many haikus in each post as you wish.
Days are 48 hours, nights are 24 hours.
The game is a closed set up, all roles will be revealed upon death.
All the roles and abilities were assigned randomly. You can claim any ability or role you want.
Ties are decided by randomizer.
Votes are changeable.
All the other usual forum apply.

Players
1 Golden posts
2 DrWilgy posts lynched Day One- AIR-vanilla civ
3 Dragon D Luffy posts insertnamehere- Lynched Day Two- Autumn-vanilla civ
4 Quin posts killed Night One- Lightning- vanilla civ
5 S~V~S posts Metalmarsh89
6 Long Con posts
7 Dom postslynched day three- Winter- vanilla mafia
8 G-Man postskilled Night Two- Moon-vanilla civ
9 nutella posts
10 a2thezebra posts lynched day four -Fire- mafia godfather
11 thellama73 posts
12 TheFloyd73 posts lynched day five- Wind-vanilla civ
13 Ricochet posts killed night three-civ cop

Alternate
Metalmarsh89

#2

The roles are all out
Let me know if I missed you
Now its day zero

#3

Two cheers and a half
For Sorsha's excellent game!
Yay game! Yay game! Yay!

#4

I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope

#5

Winter is coming
As a result, I'll meet y'all
At the iron throne

#6

Happy to begin
I just have to go to work
Be back in a bit

#7

Partying tonight,
But the weekend is open.
I will play fiercely.

#8

Long Con wrote:Happy to begin
I just have to go to work
Be back in a bit

Absenteeism
Already making stories
Obviously bad

#9

Rico roleclaimed civ.
Golden throwing down some shade.
Day zero is ON.

#10

Hi everyone!
My name is Nice!Zebra yo
I am here to stay

#11

How are we doing
on this lovely afternoon
I'm doing splendid

#12

a2thezebra wrote:Hi everyone!
My name is Nice!Zebra yo
I am here to stay

Wait a darn minute...
Your name is not Nice!Zebra.
I smell a striped rat.

#13

Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope

With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment

#14

thellama73 wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:Hi everyone!
My name is Nice!Zebra yo
I am here to stay
Wait a darn minute...
Your name is not Nice!Zebra.
I smell a striped rat.

Oh but it is sir
I am a new zebra yo
Kind and respectful

#15

a2thezebra wrote:How are we doing
on this lovely afternoon
I'm doing splendid

Its 10:51
By my count that is morning
I should note, a.m.

#16

thellama73 wrote:Partying tonight,
But the weekend is open.
I will play fiercely.

I'm looking forward
to see a fierce llama play
but I will not play

as fierce as that here
for I wish to try something
a little nicer

linki -

My mistake, it is
xenophobic of me to
assume all are me

#17

Golden wrote:
Long Con wrote:Happy to begin
I just have to go to work
Be back in a bit
Absenteeism
Already making stories
Obviously bad

Joke or something else?
Time will tell and I shall watch
to see if baddie

#18

thellama73 wrote:Rico roleclaimed civ.
Golden throwing down some shade.
Day zero is ON.

I have always said
Day Zero is the best way
to catch the baddies

#19

The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab

#20

Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab

I am already same
by which I mean a simi
lar predicament

#21

a2thezebra wrote: I have always said
Day Zero is the best way
to catch the baddies

I agree with this
Not always in the moment
But look back later...

#22

a2thezebra wrote:
Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab

I am already same
by which I mean a simi
lar predicament

That first line has six
Are you the first to fail us?
Sorsha incoming!

#23

Golden wrote:
a2thezebra wrote: I have always said
Day Zero is the best way
to catch the baddies
I agree with this
Not always in the moment
But look back later...

Precisely my friend
Mafia nervousness is
most apparent here

linki -

#24

Oh no, haiku fail!
Is this the end of Zebra?
I hope it's not... yet.

#25

I just saw something
For the first time! Oh look, a
Three-headed monkey!!!!

#26

I recall talks of
lesser punishments for failed
attempts as opposed

to blatant protest
or ignorant defiance
of the lovely rules

#27

a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment

And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?

#28

Lovely rules, she says?
Please, don't suck up to the host.
Way too obvious.

#29

I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.

#30

Ricochet wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?

It seems a bit forced
but looking at it again
Perhaps I see it

As something less bad
Call me waffle-y or on
the fence but for real

linki -

It is my right as
a mafia player to
suck up to the host

#31

Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.

It is not too shit
For you made this very post sir
I shall expect some

#32

a2thezebra wrote:
Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
It is not too shit
For you made this very post sir
I shall expect some

It took me three tries
To get that post to submit
I am in despair

#33

Quin wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
It is not too shit
For you made this very post sir
I shall expect some
It took me three tries
To get that post to submit
I am in despair

Then I understand
For I have been there myself
Many many times

#34

a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?
It seems a bit forced
but looking at it again
Perhaps I see it

As something less bad
Call me waffle-y or on
the fence but for real

linki -

It is my right as
a mafia player to
suck up to the host

If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced

You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

#35

It hasn't gone out
so I would just like to say
Rico is not sus

#36

Rico's civ claim seems
Entirely normal to me
Who doesn't claim civ?

#37

Ricochet wrote: If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced

You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Mistakes piling up
As the thread gets more heated.
Careful, everyone.

#38

thellama73 wrote:Mistakes piling up
As the thread gets more heated.
Careful, everyone.

I'm getting linki
Just for the time that it takes
To count carefully

#39

I too find nothing
Suspicious about Rico,
but it's early days.

#40

Ricochet wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:I am so sorry
For I have drawn civ again
Abandon all hope
With all due respect
I am not a fan of this
Strictly alignment
And why so? Is it
The way my hair glows with bright
Electricity?
It seems a bit forced
but looking at it again
Perhaps I see it

As something less bad
Call me waffle-y or on
the fence but for real

linki -

It is my right as
a mafia player to
suck up to the host
If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced

You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

I can only change
the way I am so much, see
If I am nicer

Then I must make up
for it by spamming the thread
to release my core

linki -

I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me

#41

thellama73 wrote:
Ricochet wrote: If anything, your
Waffle self-analysis
Comes out a bit forced

You are also flooding
The thread and not letting me
Post. Tryhard much hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Mistakes piling up
As the thread gets more heated.
Careful, everyone.

There is no mistake
Greater than having signed up
Je regrette rien

LET ME POST: A SONG
LET ME SUBMIT MY POST LET
ME LET ME LET ME

#42

Baddies will claim civ
anyway so what's the point
For pathos appeal?

#43

a2thezebra wrote:
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me

Then the next question
Should be a true test of that
Here goes: Are you bad?

#44

Ricochet wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me
Then the next question
Should be a true test of that
Here goes: Are you bad?

No, I will claim civ
if I am asked, however
I will not say it

just out of the blue
That's weird to me, with respect
But yes I am civ

#45

Golden wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab

I am already same
by which I mean a simi
lar predicament
That first line has six
Are you the first to fail us?
Sorsha incoming!

I will let them slide
But only for day zero
Watch out tomorrow

I will not punish
the first or second slip up
Just be careful please

This game should be fun!
But please point out the errors
For due processing

#46

a2thezebra wrote:
Ricochet wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
I never claim civ
It feels unnecessary
Wine in front of me
Then the next question
Should be a true test of that
Here goes: Are you bad?
No, I will claim civ
if I am asked, however
I will not say it

just out of the blue
That's weird to me, with respect
But yes I am civ

"I never claim civ"
yet "I will claim civ if asked".
Changing the goal posts

#47

Three strikes and you're out
I like that, oh gracious host
I shall not falter

linki -

Perhaps, I like to
make bold declarations and
I rarely meet them

#48

I would like to think
There was an implicit quote
"...just out of the blue"

After my claim that
I never claim civ and such
Refrigerator

But if you don't trust
that claim, I won't hold nothing
against you good friend

#49

I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny

#50

Off to work I go
When I return I hope that
You all understand

Who failed again?