U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[dunya]

Quin, what would happen if a thing that was foretold did not come to pass?

Nothing. I'm not psychic.

wavering confidence. the salad sandwich dog is trembling.

[motel room]

Honestly I don't know why it's necessary for liberty to get her breasts out but she's French, so that probably has something to do with it.

Maybe its the beer goggles talking

EDIT - can you guys stop posting so i can make this great comment

[motel room]

thanks

[Lilefer]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

[Quin]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

And yet, you acknowledge me.

[dunya]

[mention]MacDougall[/mention] so what time will eodays be in EST time? I'm a lazy cat who needs sleep. wanna plan ahead and see if I let my slave keep an eye on this while I get my beauty sleep.

[dunya]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

I'm Lizzy the goddess cat, dunya is my human slave.

(also no, unfortunately I never played a game on MU before but I have an acct and it's also dunya lol)

[Lilefer]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

And yet, you acknowledge me.

Does the dodgy salad roll require additional fillings?

[Lilefer]

Lizzy is a superior cat to dyachei, I have a fondness for Lizzy.

Dyachei was bad scum. Hopefully you are either good town or bad scum.

[Quin]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

And yet, you acknowledge me.

Does the dodgy salad roll require additional fillings?

I am a beautiful salad roll, adorned with lettuce, tomato, cucumber, lean meat and mayo. And yet, I am not complete. Assist me. Will you give me shredded carrot tonight?

[dunya]

@MacDougall so what time will eodays be in EST time? I'm a lazy cat who needs sleep. wanna plan ahead and see if I let my slave keep an eye on this while I get my beauty sleep.

never mind, my slave just read the rules to me and found out 10am Australian Eastern Standard Time is when day starts and ends 48 hours from then.

motherfuck that's 2am in sweden. woe is me.

[Golden]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

And yet, you acknowledge me.

Does the dodgy salad roll require additional fillings?

I am a beautiful salad roll, adorned with lettuce, tomato, cucumber, lean meat and mayo. And yet, I am not complete. Assist me. Will you give me shredded carrot tonight?

I would give you shredded carrot but wouldn't you prefer pickle?

[Quin]

Observation: Dunya reminds me of dyachei from MU. Unsure if it is the same person. I prefer Dunya to dyachei. I second the motion that the salad roll is suspicious.

And yet, you acknowledge me.

Does the dodgy salad roll require additional fillings?

I am a beautiful salad roll, adorned with lettuce, tomato, cucumber, lean meat and mayo. And yet, I am not complete. Assist me. Will you give me shredded carrot tonight?

I would give you shredded carrot but wouldn't you prefer pickle?

Did you say...pickles?

[dunya]

Lizzy is a superior cat to dyachei, I have a fondness for Lizzy.

Dyachei was bad scum. Hopefully you are either good town or bad scum.

why do you hope me to be bad scum?

i'm the good-iest of the good, until you piss me off tbh.

I notice it's like 8pm where Golden is and his activity level is outshone by me, a cat with better things to do. so along with his obsessive need to be validated, he's semi-lurking imo. he will be my next victim. he's in one of the scum teams, I bet my right paw on it.

[Lilefer]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Quin I may have shredded carrot, but it is incorporated into my being. How much do you require it?

[Golden]

Lizzy is a superior cat to dyachei, I have a fondness for Lizzy.

Dyachei was bad scum. Hopefully you are either good town or bad scum.

why do you hope me to be bad scum?

i'm the good-iest of the good, until you piss me off tbh.

I notice it's like 8pm where Golden is and his activity level is outshone by me, a cat with better things to do. so along with his obsessive need to be validated, he's semi-lurking imo. he will be my next victim. he's in one of the scum teams, I bet my right paw on it.

I guess I shouldn't expect cats to do good math, but I was on your side until you surreptitiously made a "Golden is an Australian" joke in disguise.

[dunya]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Oh. I understand now.

I thought you meant you're one mean motherfucker, ala Samuel L Jackson.

not like bad (not good at playing) scum.

so how many mafia games have you played, Lilefer? I know my slaves lovechild, wolbre, brought you here. he's fairly new to the world of mafia. are you too?

[Quin]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Quin I may have shredded carrot, but it is incorporated into my being. How much do you require it?

Much.

[dunya]

Lizzy is a superior cat to dyachei, I have a fondness for Lizzy.

Dyachei was bad scum. Hopefully you are either good town or bad scum.

why do you hope me to be bad scum?

i'm the good-iest of the good, until you piss me off tbh.

I notice it's like 8pm where Golden is and his activity level is outshone by me, a cat with better things to do. so along with his obsessive need to be validated, he's semi-lurking imo. he will be my next victim. he's in one of the scum teams, I bet my right paw on it.

I guess I shouldn't expect cats to do good math, but I was on your side until you surreptitiously made a "Golden is an Australian" joke in disguise.

it's called the continent of australia.

"As the country of Australia is mostly on a single landmass, and comprises most of the continent, it is sometimes informally referred to as an island continent, surrounded by oceans."

wikipedia, bitch. boo yeah.

it was pretty smart right, right?

[colonialbob]

Buh? Whazzis? Started? So early...

Give me like five minutes to just sit here will you? Then I swear I'll be more or less functional.

*sip*

[colonialbob]

You know, I thought the answer to this questions was obvious, but it isn't.

Definitely not obvious. Hard question.

Very.

[motel room]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

[dunya]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Quin I may have shredded carrot, but it is incorporated into my being. How much do you require it?

Much.

my slave told me when quin is scum he is always ambiguous. he's being ambiguous here.

just another check against quin, the veggie sandwich dog new zealander.

[dunya]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

[Lilefer]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Oh. I understand now.

I thought you meant you're one mean motherfucker, ala Samuel L Jackson.

not like bad (not good at playing) scum.

so how many mafia games have you played, Lilefer? I know my slaves lovechild, wolbre, brought you here. he's fairly new to the world of mafia. are you too?

I began playing before him but by now he's played more games than myself. I think I've played around 6 games, and co hosted one (with wolbre, ofc)

He has hosted a few games I've played where I've been scum and 3p. He reads me well. This is good.

[motel room]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

[Quin]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

[colonialbob]

Quin, are you actually claiming a salad roll?

Because if you're a salad roll, I can't imagine you are of any use to any faction at all. That's like a vegetarian hamburger or a decaf coffee. It has no function in life.

linki - what is 'seas material'?

[Quin]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Quin I may have shredded carrot, but it is incorporated into my being. How much do you require it?

Much.

my slave told me when quin is scum he is always ambiguous. he's being ambiguous here.

just another check against quin, the veggie sandwich dog new zealander.

False. motel room can attest to that.

[colonialbob]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

The hot new topic is "what is a pizza"

It has been contended that open faced "sandwiches" are actually pizzas.

[Quin]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

The hot new topic is "what is a pizza"

It has been contended that open faced "sandwiches" are actually pizzas.

An interesting position. I would like to explore this further.

[dunya]

The hot new topic is "what is a pizza"

It has been contended that open faced "sandwiches" are actually pizzas.

I'll fight this bullshit. I'll fight it hard.

[sig]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

[sig]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

[Golden]

Lizzy is 3rd party serial killer.

[sig]

And in the spirit of not autocorrecting i won't grammar correct either. So be prepared for even more worse unreadable sig posts.

[dunya]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

<3 <3 <3 you've been dearly missed. so good to see you! last time we played together it was loneliness and cheese.

[motel room]

Bad scum is easy to find. Simples.

Quin I may have shredded carrot, but it is incorporated into my being. How much do you require it?

Much.

my slave told me when quin is scum he is always ambiguous. he's being ambiguous here.

just another check against quin, the veggie sandwich dog new zealander.

False. motel room can attest to that.

Yeah quin's the goodnight kiwi. He's the guy from shihad wrapped in the dude from Scribe. The scribe guy.

[dunya]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

....all that talk and you didn't even tell us who you actually picked.



join the Golden pile.

[sig]

Like damn jack the rippper wouldve been a great role to pick or that cannibal serial killer.

This is probably my biggest life regret since deciding university of Kentucky was better than university of Florida. Unless you count not hitting the lottery as a life regret.

[sig]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

....all that talk and you didn't even tell us who you actually picked.



join the Golden pile.

Me

[Quin]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

Well, if sig says so, right?

[colonialbob]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

The hot new topic is "what is a pizza"

It has been contended that open faced "sandwiches" are actually pizzas.

An interesting position. I would like to explore this further.

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

[dunya]

Lizzy is 3rd party serial killer.

I wanna say I wish, because I hate people and strongly believe the world will be a better place if it only had me in it



but actually my slave was relieved she finally got a town role after being scum 3 times in a row so whatever, I'll throw her a bone and let her be happy about it.

[dunya]

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

YES. also a pizza dough is not a fucking slice of bread.

who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? lynch them.

[motel room]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

<3 <3 <3 you've been dearly missed. so good to see you! last time we played together it was loneliness and cheese.

Good times, good times.

We won yeah?

[Lilefer]

Oh dear sig is here, I've only ever played with scum!sig. How is it hanging siggy?

Also I have a graphic that should end this sandwich debate. Let me retrieve it.

[Quin]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

The hot new topic is "what is a pizza"

It has been contended that open faced "sandwiches" are actually pizzas.

An interesting position. I would like to explore this further.

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

A pizza should be baked with it's ingredients. I agree. Therefore, I disagree that an open faced sandwich as I know it is pizza.

[Quin]

Also the dough thing.

[dunya]

Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

<3 <3 <3 you've been dearly missed. so good to see you! last time we played together it was loneliness and cheese.

Good times, good times.

We won yeah?

hell yeah

[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention] wanna remind us all of how it went down?