Two-Headed Monster Mafia [GAME OVER MAN]

[Celeste]

WE’RE ONEEEEE BUT WE’RE NOT THE SAME!! AND WE HUUUUURT EACH OTHER AND WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN

[Celeste]

I AMMMMMM LISTENINGGGG TO HEAR WHERE YOOOOOOOOU AAAAAAAAAARE

[Celeste]

This isn’t one that you sing along with but rather just kinda look into your drink and sigh and think about stuff. Like the movie Magnolia.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

In accordance with the Hydra Accords, Turnip Head (legal name "Stupider Dog") will henceforth only address The Rimworld Boyz as "The Rimworld Boyz" in order to prevent some sort of breach of cultural etiquette during these dark times. As an ambassador of the 2 Stupid Dogs hydra, Stupider Dog recognizes that the individuals sometimes known as Kylemii and Quin might not exist in this hydreality and that using their individual names might be both insensitive and too assuming of their chosen identities.

Thanks for listening, bagels are in the back

[Celeste]

YOU HAD A NEW DREAM IT WAS MOOOORE LIKE A NIGHTMARE YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE KID AND THEY CUT YOUR HAIR AND THEY STUCK YOU IN MACHINES YOU CAME SO CLOSE TO DYING THEY DIDN’T LISTEN THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE LYING

[Celeste]

Alright folks your turn. Play us something sad and sweet and slow.

[Maid]

In accordance with the Hydra Accords, Turnip Head (legal name "Stupider Dog") will henceforth only address The Rimworld Boyz as "The Rimworld Boyz" in order to prevent some sort of breach of cultural etiquette during these dark times. As an ambassador of the 2 Stupid Dogs hydra, Stupider Dog recognizes that the individuals sometimes known as Kylemii and Quin might not exist in this hydreality and that using their individual names might be both insensitive and too assuming of their chosen identities.

Thanks for listening, bagels are in the back

quin and kyle are no longer

there is now only rimworld boyz

[Maid]

just rimworld boyz

[2 Stupid Dogs]

Alright folks your turn. Play us something sad and sweet and slow.

[Maid]

we should have been Game Boyz Advance

[Sloonei]

[Maid]

we should have been Game Boyz Advance

that's pretty good actually

[MacDougall]

I AMMMMMM LISTENINGGGG TO HEAR WHERE YOOOOOOOOU AAAAAAAAAARE

https://soundcloud.com/joe-mccord-31025459

[Golf]

What the fuuuuck????

[Golf]

My entire experience on this site is Donald Glover walking into the room with pizza boxes and everything is on fire

[Golf]

I did a skim basically of the last 6 pages so I’m gonna go back and see where things when corkscrew hayfucked

[Golf]

First off I’m gonna address the CFd (which I could’ve sworn we wanted to call something different because it’s kinda a bad term).

I’m not sure why my counterpart all of s sudden did what they did because it was looking very good and agreeable up until that point in contrast to yknow. My bullshittery shouting at the pulpit to gain supporters familiarity in the thread.

Where exactly people thought it was a GOOD idea to lynch the late DrPepper is what I’m gonna investigate

[Golf]

@Fratyo why did you think that TH, not dunya, was the one who accused your hydra? And what are you going to do now that I'm confirming that it was dunya who was hounding you?

*Turnip Head vanishes in a cloud of smoke and a hologram of dunya appears* It's a decoy dawg

I think TH is a force to be reckoned with from the ancient mafia gods and could easily mop the floor with everyone if his will chose to do so. But he’s reserved to having a fun time it would seem.

[Golf]

Also the whole “WaS tHaT a sCuM SlIp?!!!” Stupid shit is just that, dumb as hell.

Like, any logical person would assume it’s 2-3. To say I think the mason jar is holding 47 marbles doesn’t mean that you berate me for cheating. You say “hey that’s a reasonable guess, could you elaborate?” Or any other kind of situation besides bus under throwing.

That being said too, I think wilgy was apart of said bus throwing but I’ll rack his participation of mud slinging to self pres

I don’t like the portapottyplanet dudes

[Golf]

Also dunya thinks rainbows are two tone. Black and white. Or in this case green and red.

Just call it a list damnit.

This head will say he doesn’t like the following players:

Rimworld boyz
2 Stupid Dogs
ColinisSpeed

Just off the top of my head, we’ll see if going back through the thread changes this at all

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Day 1

[2 Stupid Dogs]

@Fratyo why did you think that TH, not dunya, was the one who accused your hydra? And what are you going to do now that I'm confirming that it was dunya who was hounding you?

*Turnip Head vanishes in a cloud of smoke and a hologram of dunya appears* It's a decoy dawg

I think TH is a force to be reckoned with from the ancient mafia gods and could easily mop the floor with everyone if his will chose to do so. But he’s reserved to having a fun time it would seem.

we r asking your other head thx

[2 Stupid Dogs]

Also the whole “WaS tHaT a sCuM SlIp?!!!” Stupid shit is just that, dumb as hell.

Like, any logical person would assume it’s 2-3. To say I think the mason jar is holding 47 marbles doesn’t mean that you berate me for cheating. You say “hey that’s a reasonable guess, could you elaborate?” Or any other kind of situation besides bus under throwing.

...it's not stupid. it's not dumb as hell.

it's clear it's 8 v 2 if you opened the first page (which I know you guys did). how is it "logical" for there to be 3 scum against 7 townies in a balanced game?

you're acting funky now and bringing back my suspicions of you both.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

Also dunya thinks rainbows are two tone. Black and white. Or in this case green and red.

Just call it a list damnit.

nah bruh i'll call it a rainbow. thx for the lesson tho.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

so here's my RAINBOW as of now in case we're killed tonight

2 Stupid Dogs
Lunatella
The Dry Flood
Cuphead and Mugman
Rimworld Boyz
M Plus 1
Galactic Mac
ColinIsSpeed
Fratyo

sorry galactic mac, i really didn't like your end of day contribution, even though I spent most of the day defending you. i feel like i can tone read you, daisy, but it came off weird and funky and i dunno. I wouldn't lynch you tomorrow, but I need to see more town daisy.

i feel good about epignosis and simon for all the wrong reasons, but whatever. if they're scum, let them win.

felt good about Marmot's catchup. felt good about Golden's last minute entry to steal the show despite being completely MIA.

Luna strikes me as genuinely town. I'm gonna stick with that.

I am scared of Kyle's abilities to mesh his styles seamlessly with questions and wordplay, but Quin seems like town Quin to me.

M Plus 1, not sure how I feel about him deciding to stay on the DrSloogy bandwagon. wouldn't call him and Galactic Mac w/w.

ColinIsSpeed, speed is a lazy scum these days sorry, and comes through here. he always takes the back seat and lets others in the thread do the heavy lifting, especially early on. Colin's tone with MP lacked some sincerity. wouldn't call them w/w.

Fratyo, it was a tone thing and even my other head feels uneasy about Fractal. I felt like sprityo was way over the top in his defences here too, not sure I buy them cos they're being intentionally obtuse and faking it...or genuinely clueless. I'm gonna go with the former.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

vote placement order of final tally :

DrSloogy: ColinIsSpeed, M Plus 1, Galactic Mac, The Dry Flood, Lunatella

Galactic Mac: Fratyo, 2 Stupid Dogs, DrSloogy

Rimworld Boyz: Cuphead and Mugman

[2 Stupid Dogs]

I'd say at least 1 is on DrSloogy, and 1 is elsewhere.

Rimworld Boyz missed the vote.

Considering what I know--DrSloogy flipped town and 2 Stupid Dogs are town.

That leaves: Fratyo, Rimworld Boyz, Cuphead and Mugman

considering the fact that DrSloogy was town, I'm finding it hard to see a motive for Fractal to have tried to move the vote off of DrSloogy. If he knew DrSloogy was town, why would he want to do that? At that point, ColinIsSpeed, M Plus 1, Galactic Mac and 2 Stupid Dogs were all on DrSloogy.

this actually changes my read on Fratyo slightly.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

possible pairings if we assume one of Rimworld Boyz and Cuphead and Mugman are scum.

Rimworld Boyz/ColinIsSpeed w/w (mostly likely. ColinIsSpeed was the first one to vote for DrSloogy then conveniently vanished)
Rimworld Boyz/M Plus 1 w/w (fake day 1 bussing that led no where from both sides, possible pairing)
Rimworld Boyz/Galactic Mac w/w (no reason why this couldn't be possible, but I don't feel it as much as the others..mmm maybe Rimworld Boyz see DrSloogy is getting conveniently lynched instead of Galactic Mac so they stay away to not be as analyzed)

I don't think The Dry Flood or Lunatella are bad based on how yesterday went down. Just like I feel less sure of a Fratyo push to change the lynch from DrSloogy to Galactic Mac all of a sudden.

now Cuphead and Mugman have had a free pass with their cutesy roleplay. I wouldn't it put it past them to being scum and getting by to the end with the same participation method and leave the other teammate to do the directing. Cuphead and Mugman could be partners with ColinIsSpeed or M Plus 1 or Galactic Mac. Though I feel less sure of of a Cuphead and Mugman/Galactic Mac w/w because at least one partner needs to be in control of some narrative and if Epignosis saw that MacDaisy weren't taking the reins, he would.

I guess I feel better about Fratyo, worse about Rimworld Boyz and worse about M Plus 7 and worse about ColinIsSpeed.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

here's a new rainbow

2 Stupid Dogs
Lunatella
The Dry Flood
Fratyo
Galactic Mac
Cuphead and Mugman
M Plus 1
Rimworld Boyz
ColinIsSpeed

[2 Stupid Dogs]

hmmm actually, might switch Galactic Mac and Cuphead and Mugman's placements.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

what I know for sure, is either one or both Rimworld Boyz/ColinIsSpeed is bad. I'll bet Big Dog on it.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

and [mention]M Plus 1[/mention], your eod post left me feeling unispired (lol hi sloonei). come talk to me about that. it's not like you to not take in the thread environment and just disappear.

[Golf]

I may or may not have fell asleep a no not done what I said I would

Re: 2stupiddogs right.... i can’t say I play a lot of matrix games, at least to my remembering. I forgot that we had one

My argument then is invalid, simple neglect to read is the issue

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Night 1 has ended.

Spoiler: show

2 Stupid Dogs has been killed. Vanilla civilian.

Day 2 begins. You have 36 hours to lynch someone.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Countdown clock

[Fuskdall]

Ugh. That sucked. I’m sorry Sloogy.

dunya dog, sorry to see you go. I would have liked to have been able to interact with you more so this sucks doubly. As for why I didn’t soak up more of the thread, I was about as distracted as I could possibly have been. I don’t know if I would have changed my vote if I had been here more intently.

I’m super busy during this Day phase. Expect sporadic phone posting from this half.

Complete reassessment is necessary. My reads are garbage. I’ll be starting over.

[Fuskdall]

We need to get on the road. Apologies for the quick pop in and pop out but it is what it is.

Visiting speed and Luna, then tomorrow it’s a trip to asheville in the morning and then the rehearsal dinner, then Saturday is the wedding, then Sunday is the drive to Ohio.

Not sure when I’ll be around. I’ll do everything I can.

I would guess to expect my other half at some point although I’m unsure about this phase; hopefully she is feeling better soon.

[Celeste]

First off I’m gonna address the CFd (which I could’ve sworn we wanted to call something different because it’s kinda a bad term).

I’m not sure why my counterpart all of s sudden did what they did because it was looking very good and agreeable up until that point in contrast to yknow. My bullshittery shouting at the pulpit to gain supporters familiarity in the thread.

Where exactly people thought it was a GOOD idea to lynch the late DrPepper is what I’m gonna investigate

I HATE this move you’re pulling with “well I don’t know why my counterpart did that!” If you’re scum it is such a convenient way for you to deny any and all responsibility for bad actions and it looks forced here to me. Bad!

[Celeste]

I'd say at least 1 is on DrSloogy, and 1 is elsewhere.

Rimworld Boyz missed the vote.

Considering what I know--DrSloogy flipped town and 2 Stupid Dogs are town.

That leaves: Fratyo, Rimworld Boyz, Cuphead and Mugman

considering the fact that DrSloogy was town, I'm finding it hard to see a motive for Fractal to have tried to move the vote off of DrSloogy. If he knew DrSloogy was town, why would he want to do that? At that point, ColinIsSpeed, M Plus 1, Galactic Mac and 2 Stupid Dogs were all on DrSloogy.

this actually changes my read on Fratyo slightly.

FYI, Fractal did the same thing in Courage a few times as scum, at one point switching the vote from me to Vompatti for no reason other than to make people say “why would a scum do that?”

[Celeste]

RIP to the pups, but it ain’t us.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

damn it TH did you have to roleplay as me? stupid dog.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

oops those should be the dead tags. stupid dog 2.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

[Celeste]

ColinIsSpeed, speed is a lazy scum these days sorry, and comes through here. he always takes the back seat and lets others in the thread do the heavy lifting, especially early on. Colin's tone with MP lacked some sincerity. wouldn't call them w/w.

:flippingbirdemoji:

Not even going to pretend I'm Colin here.

My laziness is entirely dependent of real-life circumstances, burnout, and the role I receive. If you look back, you'll find my participation as scum and as town to be completely uncorrelated with activity level. As for my schedule, I have led two different Bible classes this week, one in my own home. Both were on subject matter that I have never studied. I've been working extra hours so that I can take less vacation next week, and I have a deadline today to deal with. I have more guests coming in, and while I'm exceedingly happy to have them, it also compounds how busy my week is.

And this game has been going for only two days.

The only reason I signed up for this game, and none of the other games that are in sign-ups, is because I'd have a teammate to pick up my slack. I would be perturbed if Colin gets thrown under the bus because of my slow participation.

Anyway.

I'm still feeling Fratyo as town. I agree with 2 Stupid Dogs that Rimworld Boyz are worth looking into. I actually do not have a town read on Lunatella any longer, and they have demonstrated an awareness of their own meta, and a willingness to conform to it. That's not a strong scumread, but I haven't given them any credit for their approach to the game.

[Celeste]

Those three late votes on us were shady. Fratyo’s mistake about the scum total is shady. Look at those people.

MP is town. The rimworld boyz are town. I feel good about the dogs.

Sorry wilgy.

I stand by my vote. The galactic cfd was the shittiest idea I've ever seen

Doubling down before the reveal, but after the vote. This post has no purpose other than to make Lunatella look unaware of the flip results.

[Celeste]

speedchuck are you in a mafia in this game? you're legally required to tell me the truth :/

I am not.

[Celeste]

Dunno how to feel about M Plus 1 in the lynch. We don't see much to sway us one way or another. We liked the way they responded when we poked and prodded on early day one though.

[Celeste]

I actually like some of Rimworld Boyz' posts, but 2 Stupid Dogs scumread them. I generally trust the gut and hunting abilities of both stupid dogs.

Need to reconcile that.

[Celeste]

Oh lol my other head suspects Fractyo.

. . .

[nutella]

rip