Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

#1201

Went w/ TH to try and save myself.

#1202

DharmaHelper wrote:
AceofSpaces wrote:I agree that DH has been sneaky through this game for awhile now. That, and he totally wasted his vote last day in the most obvious fashion.
YOu of all people should know I'm busy with school and Super Heroes and other stuff. Wow.

I am in three games, I have three children, I do all the cooking here, I am in D&D and Super Heroes (though I'm not sure what to do in that one

), I am on the Eclectic Team on Prog Archives, I am taking a World Literature course that requires like a novel a week, I drink like a fish, and I'm a chronic masturbator.

#1203

Epignosis wrote:
DharmaHelper wrote:
AceofSpaces wrote:I agree that DH has been sneaky through this game for awhile now. That, and he totally wasted his vote last day in the most obvious fashion.
YOu of all people should know I'm busy with school and Super Heroes and other stuff. Wow.
I am in three games, I have three children, I do all the cooking here, I am in D&D and Super Heroes (though I'm not sure what to do in that one ), I am on the Eclectic Team on Prog Archives, I am taking a World Literature course that requires like a novel a week, I drink like a fish, and I'm a chronic masturbator.

We can't all be perfect.

#1204

Epignosis wrote:
DharmaHelper wrote:
AceofSpaces wrote:I agree that DH has been sneaky through this game for awhile now. That, and he totally wasted his vote last day in the most obvious fashion.
YOu of all people should know I'm busy with school and Super Heroes and other stuff. Wow.
I am in three games, I have three children, I do all the cooking here, I am in D&D and Super Heroes (though I'm not sure what to do in that one ), I am on the Eclectic Team on Prog Archives, I am taking a World Literature course that requires like a novel a week, I drink like a fish, and I'm a chronic masturbator.

I can top that. Oh, wait....I already did that today.

#1205

Oh my

#1206

S~V~S wrote:Oh my

Yeah, I'm about tired of Mrs. Nasty outdoing me, but if that's the price for her doing me, well, I can handle it.

#1207

I voted DharmaHelper.

#1208

I voted DH as well.

#1209

Oh great, I am the only one who didn't

#1210

voting DH

#1211

Well, I am at peace with my TH vote. I think he is pulling the wool over all of your eyes in an especially expert fashion, and i am looking forward to all of the , "OMG SVS, you called that one right" etc.

#1212

I am nothing is not tenacious

#1213

Epignosis wrote:
DharmaHelper wrote:
AceofSpaces wrote:I agree that DH has been sneaky through this game for awhile now. That, and he totally wasted his vote last day in the most obvious fashion.
YOu of all people should know I'm busy with school and Super Heroes and other stuff. Wow.
I am in three games, I have three children, I do all the cooking here, I am in D&D and Super Heroes (though I'm not sure what to do in that one ), I am on the Eclectic Team on Prog Archives, I am taking a World Literature course that requires like a novel a week, I drink like a fish, and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Chronic masturbation is no excuse. Learn to type with your other hand lol.

#1214

Thread closed, Bass Wins

#1215

S~V~S wrote:Well, I am at peace with my TH vote. I think he is pulling the wool over all of your eyes in an especially expert fashion, and i am looking forward to all of the , "OMG SVS, you called that one right" etc.

If you're wrong will you add this quote to your sig?

#1216

Looks like my vote is inconsequential at this point so I'll go ahead and vote SVS. I think the baddies killed her to frame me, and then they brought her back to haunt me

I hope DH is the droids we're looking for. He's basically been a non-factor in this game so far. It's been the same 10 of us playing for the past week or so, so I would have thought I'd have a better understanding of his thoughts and suspicions by now, or more of a clue to his alignment. I'm hoping that his aloofness is indicitave of baddieness, which it often is at this stage in the game. He didn't really try to defend himself, but neither did anyone else. I feel that if he had teammates there would have been more of a push to save him. I'm hoping he's simply the last member of his team.

#1217

kneel4justice wrote:
S~V~S wrote:Well, I am at peace with my TH vote. I think he is pulling the wool over all of your eyes in an especially expert fashion, and i am looking forward to all of the , "OMG SVS, you called that one right" etc.

If you're wrong will you add this quote to your sig?

100%

I am sure Dom was bad, like totally sure. It is a testament to TH and his awesome bullshit skills that he is still alive, and probably will win. But yeah, i will quote this in the sig. I know Dom was bad. Too bad, too sad that all of you chose to believe him rather than me.

#1218

Not sure why you are laughing. There are a lot of baddies in this game.

#1219

#1220

Serioulsy, the more I think about it the more this laughing smiley irks me tbh. Do you really think i would put myself out there if I were not 100% sure?

I am totally not an info dumper, but you seem really pretty smug about this, K4J. You don't know me very well.

#1221

I don't get the sudden bandwagon on DH. It feels like all his votes are for either an extremely weak reason or people latching onto that reason. I will be sticking with TH today because I just don't see any way that he's a civ. And he's pulling the wool over all your eyes.

Votes TH

#1222

#1223

S~V~S wrote:Serioulsy, the more I think about it the more this laughing smiley irks me tbh. Do you really think i would put myself out there if I were not 100% sure?

I am totally not an info dumper, but you seem really pretty smug about this, K4J. You don't know me very well.

You asked me basically the same thing earlier, so I laughed. Don't see the problem and your posts are coming across like you're trying to intimidate me. What does knowing you have anything to do with my question? That makes no sense but whatever.

#1224

kneel4justice wrote:
S~V~S wrote:Well, I am at peace with my TH vote. I think he is pulling the wool over all of your eyes in an especially expert fashion, and i am looking forward to all of the , "OMG SVS, you called that one right" etc.

If you're wrong will you add this quote to your sig?

I said yes. What other question are you talking about?

kneel4justice wrote:
S~V~S wrote:Serioulsy, the more I think about it the more this laughing smiley irks me tbh. Do you really think i would put myself out there if I were not 100% sure?

I am totally not an info dumper, but you seem really pretty smug about this, K4J. You don't know me very well.
You asked me basically the same thing earlier, so I laughed. Don't see the problem and your posts are coming across like you're trying to intimidate me. What does knowing you have anything to do with my question? That makes no sense but whatever.

You are missing my point. I would not say this unless i was totally sure. You were willing to accept a vague tenuous "role claim" from TH (which i can guarantee you is false) but when i make one, you say that^^

#1225

Day 9 End: Not Doin’ It In The Butt

Everyone decided they were sick of doing it in the butt. So they killed DH.

Played answer cards will be shared later.

DH has been lynched. He was Doin’ it in the butt. Thanks for playing DH.
It is now Night 9, you have 24 hours to get PMs in.
New cards and powers will be out shortly.

#1226

That would get tiresome, i have to agree

#1227

Your claims conflict with my feelings and I have to trust myself before I trust anyone else, perhaps I'm being played but for the time being I don't see TH as a threat and that's all I can say, being totally sure doesn't mean you can't be wrong, which obviously goes the same for my beliefs.

#1228

Yaaaasssssssss!!!!! Yaassssssss!!!!

#1229

Wow. I was totally wrong there. Good job to everyone who read that right. BIH DH!

#1230

birdwithteeth11 wrote:Wow. I was totally wrong there. Good job to everyone who read that right. BIH DH!

Funny how that works out, huh?

#1231

Good job guys

#1232

Yay, good job guys.. sorry I missed it, I'm really failing this game. Nice to see my ping from day three was right though!

#1233

Yay!! Good job everyone!

#1234

#1235

That's right, I killed (blank). How, you ask? (blank).

Poll ended at Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:39 pm

TH
1
S~V~S (7)
9%

Epignosis
0
No votes

Elohcin
0
No votes

kneel4justice
0
No votes

DH
6
kneel4justice (3), Flyin' High (5), AceofSpaces (6), Epignosis (8), DharmaHelper (9), Elohcin (10)
55%

FH
0
No votes

Ace
0
No votes

BWT
0
No votes

SVS
1
Turnip Head (11)
9%

Literally Everyone. By Being A Badass (Host/deads/nons)
3
boo (1), MovingPictures07 (2), Bass_the_Clever (4)
27%

Total votes : 11

#1236

White Card Submissions:

That's right, I killed (an unsurprising rash). How, you ask? (Pterodactyl eggs)
That's right, I killed (A mopey zoo lion). How, you ask? (My collection of high-tech sex toys)
That's right, I killed (Girls who shouldn't go wild). How, you ask? (Queefing)
That's right, I killed (A clandestine butt scratch). How, you ask? (Paying the iron price)
That's right, I killed (The profoundly handicapped). How, you ask? (Spking the juice at AA)
That's right, I killed (Faith healing). How, you ask? (Cheating in the Special Olympics)

#1237

So much win in those submissions.

#1238

SVS I don't know what you think you knew about Dom. But if you are a civvie, then it is possible for us to both be sporting a winner's banners at the end of this game. You can put that in your sig if you want.

#1239

Night 9 End: Nights Are Safe?

A sassy black woman was not happy that doin’ it in the butt got killed. So she took it out on Epi. But he noped the fuck out.

Question:
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?

No one has been killed.
It is now Day 10. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.
Epi the the Card Czar. He cannot be lynched.

#1240

I don't like black people. It's true. And I don't like sass.

#1241

Yay for no kills again (unless Epi really is bad then boo).

This is the second time the Trump Cards have tried to kill Epi and the second time he's survived. He must have a guardian angel or be one lucky son of a gun. And he's the card czar today so he's off the table.

I have a few ideas for remaining baddies--gonna do some reading back (probably not tonight as it's late) then post my thoughts.

#1242

FH, do you think it would be easy or difficult for someone to build a case that you are the sassy black woman?

#1243

I think it could be done, but it certainly isn't the truth. Not to mention I helped get DH lynched yesterday. That'd make me a truly crappy teammate.

Not to mention, and yes, I know the inherent WIFOM of the statement I'm about to make, but why would I kill Epi at night? He has been my top suspect for days and night-killing my top suspect...not something I would do if I were bad.

#1244

Please me with white cards, lest I smite thee with my phallic hammer.

#1245

I don't want to be smited by Epi's phallic hammer. Good thing I have the perfect white card for this question.

#1246

Another night without a kill? This is great news! I'm going to have to think about which direction I think is best for this day phase.

#1247

Sassy Black Woman wasn't sassy enough. What a loser.

#1248

I think everyone should read this post and then the next 3 posts beneath it, and then share what they think. In one of those posts, FH lays out all the possibilities for what could have happened during the attempt to lynch her, almost all of which include DH being involved. We need to decide what we believe happened.

Ace, did someone try to steal an Awesome Point from you the night before we tried to lynch FH? You would have received a PM from boo if someone successfully stole an Awesome Point from you. If you had no Awesome Points for anyone to steal, it's possible you started the lynch that day at +2 votes, although the Switcher still could not have switched the lynch to you and one baddie team or the other would still have to have been responsible.

DH did not use his buttsore ability to save himself, so it seems obvious to me that he used it the previous day to try and save FH.

#1249

You call it saving, I call it framing. I am not the sassy black woman, I am a civvie. But clearly no amount of me trying to prove that this game matters. And why are you completely ignoring my helping to get DH lynched yesterday? I didn't jump on the DH bandwagon, I was like the first or second to vote for him (I can't remember if K4J's vote was there before mine or not).

I am curious as to how Aces survived the lynch. Because the only way to survive a lynch in the roles is by being a baddie (unless you're TH and have a magical way of doing it that I still haven't figured out).

#1250

Turnip Head wrote:I don't want to be smited by Epi's phallic hammer. Good thing I have the perfect white card for this question.

I could so comment on this, but I will spare you all of my thoughts.

What's fun until it gets weird?