Banjo-Kazooie Mafia [GAME OVER]

#51

sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.

????

I'm pretty busy so I'm not super concerned with hitting the cap for Day 0. Nonetheless, this is post 2.

#52

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:31 pm 4. I'll get my few general thoughts out before the Day 1 clock starts:

I have never played a game of this format before, but I did host the one previous attempt at a Light Game on this site. The post cap was higher, but the game ended up being much slower than intended. I think that was more an issue of timing than anything than anything else, but hardly anyone ever came close to hitting their daily post limit in that game. Mafia won easily. Some people said that with no built-in system to keep track of their posts, they felt their safest bet was to just stay quiet. That's why I propose we all keep track of our daily post counts ourselves for the time being.

Pacing and timing will be important too, I guess. There's no lifting of the cap late in the phase, so if any of us are inclined to save some bullets for the deadline in case anything crucial needs to be said at lynchtime, we should be cautious about that. Unless you have jiggy powers, maybe limit yourself to 20 posts for the first 46 hours or so, I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

I also guess we'll finally see how I adapt when I can't ask why a thousand times a day.

If we've got any other strategic suggestions, put them out there. This is a new format with new challenges, but it doesn't need to be a gigantic disadvantage.

I just played in a champs practice game at MU, which had a limit, but thankfully there the post limit was lifted 2 hours prior to EoD, so this is new for me as well as far as a hard cap... at least other than Omerta. Shhhhhh.

Anyway, keeping track of posts seems like a good idea since we don't have an automated way to do that. (post #3)

#53

I think in Omerta the mafia cruised to victory there as well under similar circumstances, now that I think about it. (#4)

#54

#55

I like Alice in Chains
Their guitars have lots of gains
Kansas is cool
Fuck Tool

#56

What if Pee Wee Herman played Worms?
He could make everyone play on his terms.
He could rope to get a crate and kill Conky
And make the word of the day Concrete Donkey.

#57

Age Empires II can really suck
The whole damn thing is just luck
Unless you Jay with the Chinese.
I'd make a joke about the coronavirus thing but that gets you called out on Twitter or something ah ah choo I sneeze.

#58

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:51 pm Age of Empires II can really suck
The whole damn thing is just luck
Unless you are Jay with the Chinese.
I'd make a joke about the coronavirus thing but that gets you called out on Twitter or something ah ah choo I sneeze.

#59

Vodka, vodka, gin
To the liquor store I've been.
Whiskey, whiskey, beer
Thank God there's two that's near.

#60

I am an English teacher, by the way.
I teach kids how to write things they say.
Did you see that shit up there?
I should be on unemployment, I swear.

#61

There's my five
Give me my prize.

#62

Day 1 has started
For those with the will
And not the faint-of-hearted
To choose someone to kill

Day 1 has begun. You have 48 hours to lynch someone. I will update the post count ceilings shortly.

#63

Post count ceilings for Day 1:

26 - Dragon D. Luffy
28 - dunya
34 - Epignosis
26 - G-Man
29 - M Plus 7
28 - MacDougall
30 - NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
30 - nutella
29 - Russtifinko
28 - sig
31 - Sloonei
26 - speedchuck
29 - TonyStarkPrime
28 - Turnip Head

Jiggy pursuits are now underway, and your 4-liners actually count.

#64

1.

sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.

Let us begin with a vote for sig
Whose entrance was just too big
He huffed and he puffed and made a scene
But he just looks the opposite of green

sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:02 pm Super excited to play with some of the oldies again!
Currently drinking wine and cleaning so not 100% here ergo ignore about half of the grammar and spelling mistakes the other half I'd make even not tipsy.

Also let's not lynch sig day one in this game okay gang? Okay

Also also I'm packing/moving for job, finishing out school and dealing with army junk so activity may be weird for a bit.

“Let’s not lynch sig day 1” looks like anxiety being masked as banter.

#65

I’m down to kill sig
He’s a hypocrite and that’s my hot take
So let’s tear off that wig
And throw him in the lake!

(1)

#66

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:46 pm Lol Sig is mafia how fucking funny
To call MP "kinda scummy"
Is the sort of move Sig always makes
His scum game is just full of mistakes

#metoo

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #67

I aint lynching sig on day (1)
twice in a row, that's no fun
I'd rather choose someone who seems too eager
to do so despite the motive being so meager

#68

Hazelnut can also be bad
Despite that it may make you mad
Sig is a goner, but don’t be sad
If he’s town we’ll mourn the poor lad

(2)

#69

Sig is not bad imo
I know
This is against the flow
But I ain't no hoe

#70

Lynch MP:

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.

He's worried about the post count restriction. Okay.

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:41 pm
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
????

I'm pretty busy so I'm not super concerned with hitting the cap for Day 0. Nonetheless, this is post 2.

Laughing is good for your health.

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:43 pm
Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:31 pm 4. I'll get my few general thoughts out before the Day 1 clock starts:

I have never played a game of this format before, but I did host the one previous attempt at a Light Game on this site. The post cap was higher, but the game ended up being much slower than intended. I think that was more an issue of timing than anything than anything else, but hardly anyone ever came close to hitting their daily post limit in that game. Mafia won easily. Some people said that with no built-in system to keep track of their posts, they felt their safest bet was to just stay quiet. That's why I propose we all keep track of our daily post counts ourselves for the time being.

Pacing and timing will be important too, I guess. There's no lifting of the cap late in the phase, so if any of us are inclined to save some bullets for the deadline in case anything crucial needs to be said at lynchtime, we should be cautious about that. Unless you have jiggy powers, maybe limit yourself to 20 posts for the first 46 hours or so, I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

I also guess we'll finally see how I adapt when I can't ask why a thousand times a day.

If we've got any other strategic suggestions, put them out there. This is a new format with new challenges, but it doesn't need to be a gigantic disadvantage.
I just played in a champs practice game at MU, which had a limit, but thankfully there the post limit was lifted 2 hours prior to EoD, so this is new for me as well as far as a hard cap... at least other than Omerta. Shhhhhh.

Anyway, keeping track of posts seems like a good idea since we don't have an automated way to do that. (post #3)

MP is an accounting professor. He needs an automated way to count?

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:47 pm I think in Omerta the mafia cruised to victory there as well under similar circumstances, now that I think about it. (#4)

"I think" is a lie. MP knows. This isn't something you have to think about.

But that isn't important.

What's important is that the host has already provided an avenue to more posts, and as I've demonstrated, all you have to do is open up RhymeZone and fuck around for ten minutes.

Why preemptively bitch about a post count limit when you had an easy way to address it and dicked around instead?

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:56 pm Sig is not bad imo
I know
This is against the flow
But I ain't no hoe

You are so a ho.

#71

[VOTE: M Plus 7] aubergine
Send him to heaven
Where the angels won't weep
Our souls to keep

#72

If yall are dumb enough to lynch me again go for it.

[VOTE: mac] aubergine

#73

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:02 pm 1.
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
Let us begin with a vote for sig
Whose entrance was just too big
He huffed and he puffed and made a scene
But he just looks the opposite of green
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:02 pm Super excited to play with some of the oldies again!
Currently drinking wine and cleaning so not 100% here ergo ignore about half of the grammar and spelling mistakes the other half I'd make even not tipsy.

Also let's not lynch sig day one in this game okay gang? Okay

Also also I'm packing/moving for job, finishing out school and dealing with army junk so activity may be weird for a bit.
“Let’s not lynch sig day 1” looks like anxiety being masked as banter.

Lynch Sloonei after MP. This sucks.

#74

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:41 pm
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
????

I'm pretty busy so I'm not super concerned with hitting the cap for Day 0. Nonetheless, this is post 2.

Your reactions thus far reek as being disingenuous.

#75

nutella wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:30 pm I aint lynching sig on day (1)
twice in a row, that's no fun
I'd rather choose someone who seems too eager
to do so despite the motive being so meager

Shifting the blame
To start the game
Tut tut,
Hazelnut

#76

3. Epignosis is town, but so is MP. Let’s not lynch either of them.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #77

I like Epi's takes
On MP and Sloonei
Those boys could be fakes
Or am I just loony?

#78

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:51 pm Age Empires II can really suck
The whole damn thing is just luck
Unless you Jay with the Chinese.
I'd make a joke about the coronavirus thing but that gets you called out on Twitter or something ah ah choo I sneeze.

Did you play again recently?

#79

How the fuck is me bitching about the post count limit (which I wasn’t trying to by the way, I signed up to this game of my own free will) alignment indicative?

Anyway, also not sure what you’re on about with lying, I can barely remember what actually happened in that game.

#80

Sig, can you actually engage me on this once, like for real? Why do you suspect me literally every game we play in? What strikes you as disingenuous about it?

#81

MP, don't worry
Sig is scum
We'll kill him in a hurry
Because we're not dumb

(3)

#82

I’m not even worried, I’m just a bit flabbergasted by the lack of self-awareness.

Aaaand just realized I wasn’t counting. This is post 4.

#83

Worry rhymes better than flabbergasted.
But don't be either, just take a nap.
Cause soon scum will be blasted.
See, that rhyme was crap.

#84

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:52 pm Sig, can you actually engage me on this once, like for real? Why do you suspect me literally every game we play in? What strikes you as disingenuous about it?

We havent played a game in years you cant pull that card plus I'm fairly certain I didn't suspect you every game.
Your appealing to emotions way to fast for what's essential a minor poke. Big overreaction. Not even voting for you.
Gut and gut is rarely wrong.

#85

Epi and Sloonei
Started off strong
I think That soon I
Will ask Sloonei how to pronounce his name also this line is too long

#86

Poetry: I, too, dislike it,
As one of our muses said.
This makes me a hypocrite
But VOTE: TURNIP HEAD.

#87

Sloonei’s voting —
Voting for me
At least he’s devoting
No energy

to pursuing a pretty meh case on Sig. seriously? Expressing anxiety over the possibility for a day one lynch? Rather meh. Not something I think the Sphinx of town Sloonei would feel the need to point out on day 1.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #88

In post number three
I will [VOTE: MP] aubergine
This ain't the dog pee
I think I'd see

#89

4. I voted for Tony (a while back, but I’ve been distracted) because I did not like the early rush of votes on sig.

Now please tell me why it’s a bad look for me to have placed my vote there in the first place.

#90

nutella wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:30 am In post number three
I will [VOTE: MP] aubergine
This ain't the dog pee
I think I'd see

You said this elsewhere
Recently. Tell me if you care
How it worked out for you then,
And you really want to pursue that again.

#91

sig wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:22 pm If yall are dumb enough to lynch me again go for it.

[VOTE: mac] aubergine

How does lynching you make us dumb? Are we meant to magically know you're town?

#92

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vote for sig

#93

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:32 am
nutella wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:30 am In post number three
I will [VOTE: MP] aubergine
This ain't the dog pee
I think I'd see
You said this elsewhere
Recently. Tell me if you care
How it worked out for you then,
And you really want to pursue that again.

nice enjambment

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:31 am 4. I voted for Tony (a while back, but I’ve been distracted) because I did not like the early rush of votes on sig.

Now please tell me why it’s a bad look for me to have placed my vote there in the first place.

voting for me = good. I think your out of the gate post against Sig was a little out of character (a kinda "I'm not voting for him, but here's why you should, but I don't like that people are voting for him), but in a 25 post limit day I also think there's reason to say what you have to say efficiently.

#94

TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 2:07 am
Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:32 am
nutella wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:30 am In post number three
I will [VOTE: MP] aubergine
This ain't the dog pee
I think I'd see
You said this elsewhere
Recently. Tell me if you care
How it worked out for you then,
And you really want to pursue that again.
nice enjambment

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:31 am 4. I voted for Tony (a while back, but I’ve been distracted) because I did not like the early rush of votes on sig.

Now please tell me why it’s a bad look for me to have placed my vote there in the first place.
voting for me = good. I think your out of the gate post against Sig was a little out of character (a kinda "I'm not voting for him, but here's why you should, but I don't like that people are voting for him), but in a 25 post limit day I also think there's reason to say what you have to say efficiently.

I did vote for sig. i forgot the aubergine. This read is goofy.

#95

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:02 pm 1.
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
Let us begin with a vote for sig
Whose entrance was just too big
He huffed and he puffed and made a scene
But he just looks the opposite of green
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:02 pm Super excited to play with some of the oldies again!
Currently drinking wine and cleaning so not 100% here ergo ignore about half of the grammar and spelling mistakes the other half I'd make even not tipsy.

Also let's not lynch sig day one in this game okay gang? Okay

Also also I'm packing/moving for job, finishing out school and dealing with army junk so activity may be weird for a bit.
“Let’s not lynch sig day 1” looks like anxiety being masked as banter.

I saw it. I don't know when you switched to me, so I can't really judge intentions. Goofy, maybe.

#96

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:31 pm 3. Epignosis is town, but so is MP. Let’s not lynch either of them.

I warn you against making reads such as this. I swear in god's name you did the same in a recent game and it ended up the drizzling shits.

#97

Hey fuckers it's Power Rankings Time

The Power & The Passion - Top 5!

1. Russtifinko - Putting forth some thinking activities in an environment that is probably not super chillax for scum. Liking ya boy.

2. TonyStarkPrime - Really good looks for the boy. Powers to the top of the rankings on the back of some really willing and hectic town pings and good effort.

3. Sig - I like the fire and the penache stirring from within.

4. Sloonei - A bit of an awkward start but I give him points for considering threadstate so early on. I'll give him a mini pass because a post cap game does make sense to be something bothersome to him. Don't like his FPS town reads though. I see no reason to town read Epi or MP, let alone both of them. Would love an explanation.

5. Nutella - I have a sense that she is towntella but she doesn't really deserve the read. I don't like that she went for the sig town read. I enjoyed the pressure we were putting on him. But she's obsessed with disrupting earnest scum hunting in the early game for some reason as a matter of course so it's on town meta for her to do this.

Everyone Else

6. Turnip Head - I have this sort of inverse read on TH right now where I think he's kind of taking the piss a bit too much to be scum.

7. Epignosis - Really enjoyed him slapping M Plus 7 across the face with a wet fish but he doesn't care one iota about the roof. He's burning through posts, taking the piss mostly.

8. NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME - He hasn't posted out of rhyme yet at all and his reads in rhyme have been pretty borderline.

9. M Plus 7 - Pretty bad so far. The only town ping I've had was him saying fuck. But MP is the sort of wolf player who fakes getting upset when he's accused (or perhaps doesn't need to fake it).

10. dunya - What is you doing fam? I don't like the fact that you've left zero impression on me.

T11. G-Man + Speedchuck - They have made one off topic post each in a game that I would expect the scum to have action paralysis in.

#98

While building that readslist I moved Epi from 2 to 7. I'm very mixed on him. I thought I had a strong town read on him but then I started to consider that maybe Epi is intentionally burning through posts fast ... which also doesn't make a great deal of sense either way. Maybe I should move him back up a bit. Oh well, imma do power rankings every day as a way to reduce my post count.

#99

If you’re waiting for me to not rhyme
This ain’t that time
To channel my inner jacksie
You can’t kill me, no take backsie

#100

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 2:52 am
Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:31 pm 3. Epignosis is town, but so is MP. Let’s not lynch either of them.
I warn you against making reads such as this. I swear in god's name you did the same in a recent game and it ended up the drizzling shits.

7. I don’t give a drizzling shit about being right at this stage. I have an immediate reaction to reads that have been put forth.

Epi out forth a read on MP and I believe his intentions were pure. MP looks like MP.

How do you feel about the Racket game type?