It's a Mysterious Universe (D6)

[Sloonei]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

Game 9 was a very unique circumstance due to the timing of my arrival.

Am I mafia right now?

[Sloonei]

What the fuck is going on here

We’re putting old donuts in the fridge like goddamn heathens.

How old are we talking about?

A day old.

[Poison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

I can see it. Pre-slank excuse, mech chatter, and bland greetings.

I could see Vulgard being scum but mostly because their posting looks kinda carefully controlled to be as inoffensive and trigger people's scumdars as little as possible. I had a confused reaction to that mechanic as well so I don't blame them for the mech chatter, and I think pre-slank excuses are NAI. There are very few people (in general, but especially on the Syndicate) who roll scum and then go "alright! I'm going to go and give an excuse so I can coast through D1!" Not only is this just uncommon behavior, it's also suboptimal - you allow yourself to engage in some anti-town behavior, but in exchange you lose a lot of ability to gain trust and manipulate the town. Syndicate is not a site that is afraid to exe slankers and you will win a lot more games by powerwolfing than coasting.

So vul posted a self meta from which I came to the conclusion that he is always the leader in the thread mostly cause of his playstyle and he loves to be wolf, hates 3p, okay with town. Arete, from his homesite iirc, confirmed that he is a leader kinda player regardless of alignment.

[Poison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

Game 9 was a very unique circumstance due to the timing of my arrival.

Am I mafia right now?

No you are sloonbread

[MacDougall]

Sloonei/nutella is a pretty odd difference check to be pushing. I don't see the connection between the two of them. nutella looks pretty normal to me.

Yes well I like to analyse things a lot of people don't pay attention to.

[Poison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

This post kinda pings me.

Why exactly?

[MacDougall]

Where dat tony stark mime?

[Sloonei]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

Game 9 was a very unique circumstance due to the timing of my arrival.

Am I mafia right now?

No you are sloonbread

What reads, thoughts, or general impressions about the game do you have so far?

[Poison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

I raise you: Enrique is a self-aligned third party bulletproof serial killer survivor.

yeah but that’s unrelated to this mafia game

What is that related to then ?

[nutella]

why the hell am i scallions

bc I was gonna be racist and put chorizo or something but then i swapped out alison's

[Alison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

This post kinda pings me.

Why exactly?

Because you're setting up an excuse to sheep Sloonei while putting the responsibility of the exe on his shoulders and implying that if he is wrong he is mafia.

[Poison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

Game 9 was a very unique circumstance due to the timing of my arrival.

Am I mafia right now?

No you are sloonbread

What reads, thoughts, or general impressions about the game do you have so far?

I'm catching up, currently on Page 2. Although I can't really form reads until it's mid D1 or near EoD, I'm used to fluff most of the D1.

[Poison]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

This post kinda pings me.

Why exactly?

Because you're setting up an excuse to sheep Sloonei while putting the responsibility of the exe on his shoulders and implying that if he is wrong he is mafia.

I see. I'll keep that in mind and try not to slip next time.

[Enrique]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

This post kinda pings me.

Fg buttered you up similarly earlier and I did not like it.

[Sloonei]

People have squinted at me for saying that I have "genuine" reads in the past, as if every read I share as town is supposed to be genuine.

So with that in mind, here's a read of unknown sincerity:

Vulgard is mafia.

After encounterimg your God reads in g9, I want to believe in it right away, if you are not a mafia yourself that is.

This post kinda pings me.

Why exactly?

Because you're setting up an excuse to sheep Sloonei while putting the responsibility of the exe on his shoulders and implying that if he is wrong he is mafia.

That is not why it pinged me.

[Poison]

I just saw it says "sloonbeard" not "sloonbread"

[Funnygurl555]

Vulgard: eggs that are like three weeks old but still totally fine because eggs last a while
Alison: chicken breast
Sloonei: bell pepper (closest thing to paprika that would be in a fridge. or I guess maybe leftover paprikash or goulash)
Long Con: maple syrup
nutella: doesn't belong in the fridge. but could also be ice cream in the freezer
MacDougall: haha vegemite haha i'm being real unoriginal. or maybe sausage
Funnygurl555: well she used to be baby carrots but i think shes like a spicy chipotle hummus to go with the carrots
Marmot: Oregon marionberry jam
Syn: dried out day old tim hortons donut
TonyStarkPrime: honey mustard
Poison: chocolate milk
Enrique: scallions

And the ppl not in the thread are not in the fridge but in the cupboard
Hyena: caramel popcorn
Quin: cinnamon
Trustworthy Liberal: seaweed snacks
Turnip Head: well...duh

i love it

[Enrique]

why the hell am i scallions

bc I was gonna be racist and put chorizo or something but then i swapped out alison's

well chorizo makes sense too but that’s unrelated

[Poison]

Funnygurlllllll, hiii!! We meet again.

[Sloonei]

I just saw it says "sloonbeard" not "sloonbread"

Lol

I thought you were just continuing the food theme

[Poison]

why the hell am i scallions

bc I was gonna be racist and put chorizo or something but then i swapped out alison's

well chorizo makes sense too but that’s unrelated

What is it related to? x2

[Poison]

I just saw it says "sloonbeard" not "sloonbread"

Lol

I thought you were just continuing the food theme

Oh you wanna be food, be Tacosloonei!

[Funnygurl555]

I think soda would fit me best, I'm sort of addicted to it.

what's your favorite soda and please don't say dr pepper

also enrique im not buttering up alison at all u just gotta player with her and see HER WAYS

[Funnygurl555]

Funnygurlllllll, hiii!! We meet again.

[Enrique]

[mention]Poison[/mention] im a freakin walking human puzzle

[Funnygurl555]

@Poison im a freakin walking human puzzle

no you're not you're a monkey wearing shades

GOT 'EM

[Poison]

@nutella you were one of the out-of-thread demi-gods in Assassin's Creed. What can you tell us about that experience?

I don't remember a ton of detail but we had a discord, we could read the thread and discuss our thoughts, and we had daily choices on smaller or larger ways to influence the game (such as giving a certain player a power buff or something) and then a few phases in we entered the thread for a day and helped town solve the game and then left again

Could you guys do anything with the lynch or anything destructive from there?

[Sloonei]

See the reason I’m paprika is because it’s a spice, and spices aren’t the centerpiece of any meal but they’re just their to enhance what’s there and bring out the best in the respective dishes. That is my aim in any mafia game; to draw out the shining aura of townie brilliance in each and every one of you.

[nutella]

@nutella you were one of the out-of-thread demi-gods in Assassin's Creed. What can you tell us about that experience?

I don't remember a ton of detail but we had a discord, we could read the thread and discuss our thoughts, and we had daily choices on smaller or larger ways to influence the game (such as giving a certain player a power buff or something) and then a few phases in we entered the thread for a day and helped town solve the game and then left again

Could you guys do anything with the lynch or anything destructive from there?

I really don't remember sorry lol

[Enrique]

@Poison im a freakin walking human puzzle

no you're not you're a monkey wearing shades

GOT 'EM

I’ll change my avatar and you’re gonna look sooo silly.

[Poison]

@Poison im a freakin walking human puzzle

Don't come near me, I have a bad reputation of losing puzzle pieces. If you lose your limbs or eyes, it's on you.

[Enrique]

@Poison im a freakin walking human puzzle

Don't come near me, I have a bad reputation of losing puzzle pieces. If you lose your limbs or eyes, it's on you.

mods? mods!?!?

[Poison]

@Poison im a freakin walking human puzzle

no you're not you're a monkey wearing shades

GOT 'EM

Funnygurl is actually funny, a little bit.

[Sloonei]

@nutella you were one of the out-of-thread demi-gods in Assassin's Creed. What can you tell us about that experience?

I don't remember a ton of detail but we had a discord, we could read the thread and discuss our thoughts, and we had daily choices on smaller or larger ways to influence the game (such as giving a certain player a power buff or something) and then a few phases in we entered the thread for a day and helped town solve the game and then left again

Could you guys do anything with the lynch or anything destructive from there?

I really don't remember sorry lol

You guys gave me a golden apple or something and I forget what that did, but it was something positive, and then I think you could vote on the day you were in the thread?

This was the game where LC self-voted for no reason and that confused me so much that I let him win at F3.

[Poison]

@Poison im a freakin walking human puzzle

Don't come near me, I have a bad reputation of losing puzzle pieces. If you lose your limbs or eyes, it's on you.

mods? mods!?!?

[nutella]

funnygurl have you met tutuu? you two are actually so similar it's kinda scary

[Funnygurl555]

funnygurl have you met tutuu? you two are actually so similar it's kinda scary

i haven't but i really wanna now

[Poison]

@nutella you were one of the out-of-thread demi-gods in Assassin's Creed. What can you tell us about that experience?

I don't remember a ton of detail but we had a discord, we could read the thread and discuss our thoughts, and we had daily choices on smaller or larger ways to influence the game (such as giving a certain player a power buff or something) and then a few phases in we entered the thread for a day and helped town solve the game and then left again

Could you guys do anything with the lynch or anything destructive from there?

I really don't remember sorry lol

You guys gave me a golden apple or something and I forget what that did, but it was something positive, and then I think you could vote on the day you were in the thread?

This was the game where LC self-voted for no reason and that confused me so much that I let him win at F3.

I see. Was LC in the out of the thread party? Was he scum?

[Poison]

funnygurl have you met tutuu? you two are actually so similar it's kinda scary

i haven't but i really wanna now

She is a box of wonders!!! [mention]tutuu[/mention] why aren't you playing

[Syn]

Syn: dried out day old tim hortons donut

why you do me dirty like that

maybe Nutella not so GOAT

[Poison]

Oh and a few of us were technically in the MU anniversary mash with him but that only sort of counts. He was 3P but I remember he looked pretty towny.

He was?? I don't remember him. Although I barely read more than 80 posts

[Alison]

I don't see the FG pocket, where is it?

I think soda would fit me best, I'm sort of addicted to it.

what's your favorite soda and please don't say dr pepper

also enrique im not buttering up alison at all u just gotta player with her and see HER WAYS

Coke.

[Poison]

Syn: dried out day old tim hortons donut

why you do me dirty like that

maybe Nutella not so GOAT

You look dried out from your pfp though

[Poison]

Syn's description of themselves as "agitating" is bothering me and I can't put my finger on why. I just think it's a little weird for someone to describe themselves/their mafia play that way. I also can't explain why that's mafia indicative though. (My best theory is that it's setting up an excuse for awkwardness/discomfort by implying that his posts always rub people the wrong way? But I don't really believe that even as I write it and it feels like a rationalization of a gut read more than anything.)

[Sloonei]

@nutella you were one of the out-of-thread demi-gods in Assassin's Creed. What can you tell us about that experience?

I don't remember a ton of detail but we had a discord, we could read the thread and discuss our thoughts, and we had daily choices on smaller or larger ways to influence the game (such as giving a certain player a power buff or something) and then a few phases in we entered the thread for a day and helped town solve the game and then left again

Could you guys do anything with the lynch or anything destructive from there?

I really don't remember sorry lol

You guys gave me a golden apple or something and I forget what that did, but it was something positive, and then I think you could vote on the day you were in the thread?

This was the game where LC self-voted for no reason and that confused me so much that I let him win at F3.

I see. Was LC in the out of the thread party? Was he scum?

LC was scum. F3 was me, Tony, and him.

Jay and nutella were the two out-of-thread peeps.

[Poison]

hey hey hey

Is this a haikyuu reference?

[Funnygurl555]

hey hey hey

Is this a haikyuu reference?

nah haha. actually it reminds me of fat albert which i watched as a kid

[Poison]

Syn's description of themselves as "agitating" is bothering me and I can't put my finger on why. I just think it's a little weird for someone to describe themselves/their mafia play that way. I also can't explain why that's mafia indicative though. (My best theory is that it's setting up an excuse for awkwardness/discomfort by implying that his posts always rub people the wrong way? But I don't really believe that even as I write it and it feels like a rationalization of a gut read more than anything.)

I'm nothing if not self-aware. This is my first off-site/other-community game, but on CFC I've gotten into pretty frequent conflicts due to my play. I tend to only get cleared because someone mechanically confirmed it, not because of personality.

I don't really have an opinion on awkwardness. I'm just cognizant of my play style and how it might conflict. In the one game I played with Nutella I only lived because she cop-cleared me.

I'm not especially aggro or anything like that. I just don't really play like expected, and my response when people tell me to do certain things is usually "no," and that gets wolf-read easily.

I think this post is not fabricated tbh.

[Poison]

One of Alison - Vulgard is scum probably, do not like the syn votes on page 3.

[Sloonei]

One of Alison - Vulgard is scum probably, do not like the syn votes on page 3.

Why are Alison and Vulgard not the same alignment?