Bread Mafia [Game Over]

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

It’s Nutella and dk

Both lock town

Cool I agree

Can you imagine for a minute

If Mac and jay and spf are also town

How cool would that be

The universe isn’t usually that kind tho

mafia should prolly just concede if that's the case

That’s probably not inaccurate tbh

[staypositivefriend]

Spf may or may not have already pocketed me

i KNEAD to pocket you, so i'm glad to hear

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I'm here to get b a k e d

b a k e m e d a d d y

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Spf may or may not have already pocketed me

i KNEAD to pocket you, so i'm glad to hear

You can call me a creamy three cheese blend cause I’m in your phyllo pocket

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I have not played much mafia/werewolf these last few years, so excuse my lack of posting or level of play. Will try and slowly get back on the saddle though.

Hello and welcome! Are you a syndicate OG or do you hail from somewhere else

[DkKoba]

im going to ask something wild and wacky, im going to ask if anyone is VOLUNTEERING to be part of the PoE, would any step forward?

[DkKoba]

honestly been having a shit day and this game starting has put me in a good mood

this is wholesome & im glad that youre here

thanks !!

[Hally]

hi everyone! much like a sandwich has two slices of bread, so too does this game have two MoDs

i’ll be facilitating this game with juliets! if you’re ever feeling crumby (bReAd PuNs), don’t hesitate to reach out to us and we’ll do our best to help. we’re unspoiled neutral parties and our only goal is to help you all enjoy the game

have fun everyone! this game is gonna be delicious

[nutella]

im going to ask something wild and wacky, im going to ask if anyone is VOLUNTEERING to be part of the PoE, would any step forward?

alright so you're basically a tutuu alt, sweet

[DkKoba]

how am i supposed to play this game if i cant hardtunnel town!hally wtf this is so fucked up

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Where’d everyone go I was just about to ask whether you guys like bread bowls or are heathenous blasphemers

[DkKoba]

went to my scum pt sorry :3

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Ah understandable tbh

[EllieDelight]

okay, how do i vote on this site. getting baked is immoral and I won't rise for this behavior

[staypositivefriend]

just wondering - how do y'all usually play day zeros? i've never experienced one of these before, and i'm not sure if people generally use them for scumhunting/getting information, or if it's intended to just be chill time and small talk until the actual game starts

[JaggedJimmyJay]

just wondering - how do y'all usually play day zeros? i've never experienced one of these before, and i'm not sure if people generally use them for scumhunting/getting information, or if it's intended to just be chill time and small talk until the actual game starts

hunt if you want or chill if you will

[JaggedJimmyJay]

okay, how do i vote on this site. getting baked is immoral and I won't rise for this behavior

there'll be a voting poll when day 1 starts. there's also a "vote" code tag in the post editor or [ vote ]name[ /vote ] no spaces

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

just wondering - how do y'all usually play day zeros? i've never experienced one of these before, and i'm not sure if people generally use them for scumhunting/getting information, or if it's intended to just be chill time and small talk until the actual game starts

I treat most days as small talk and chill time so I may not be the best to ask lulz

I think the general approach is to treat it like a normal day and just kinda use it to ease into the game

[DkKoba]

this is d1 as far as im concerned

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I also have two townreads so I don’t mean to make it sound like I exclusively mess around, you can still get good reads off d0

[JaggedJimmyJay]

nanook, nutella, and dkkoba are good bread

otherwise shrug

[Alison]

This game started right as I finished my trip to Toronto, nice.

JJJ is town for not caring about influencing nook/DK/SPF/nutella interactions. DK is town because they're tonally very pure and the way they got locked town by SPF/nook/nutella instantly is basically a thread clear.

I'm probably sleeping soon but this is where I'm at atm.

[Alison]

just wondering - how do y'all usually play day zeros? i've never experienced one of these before, and i'm not sure if people generally use them for scumhunting/getting information, or if it's intended to just be chill time and small talk until the actual game starts

I just play normally tbh

[DkKoba]

mod enforced RVS stage

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I don’t believe in RVS

[DkKoba]

rvs doesnt believe in YOU

[DkKoba]

the mod needs to enable my vote right now or i swear i will punch a hole into this bread

[staypositivefriend]

nanook, nutella, and dkkoba are good bread

otherwise shrug

do you mind explaining the good bread vibes on nutella?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

nanook, nutella, and dkkoba are good bread

otherwise shrug

do you mind explaining the good bread vibes on nutella?

real post
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we can't actually vote yet but i'm there in spirit

[JaggedJimmyJay]

i think i am willing to accept alison's pocket

[Alison]

Nothing nutella has said has stood out to me honestly

I didn't really care too much about getting a strong read on her early because her slot resolves itself like half the time anyway

[nutella]

the mod needs to enable my vote right now or i swear i will punch a hole into this bread

[staypositivefriend]

nanook, nutella, and dkkoba are good bread

otherwise shrug

do you mind explaining the good bread vibes on nutella?

real post
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we can't actually vote yet but i'm there in spirit

hmm that feels pretty NAI to me but i appreciate you explaining

so far i've vibed with nanook and dk and nobody else

[DkKoba]

spf can u explain why ur vibing with me?

[Marmot]

Announcement

There is now a poll at the top of the thread. This poll has no impact on the game, but the poll end time does indicate the end of Day 0.

Also, you all have received a bread in your roll pm. That is you. With a lot of love and the right ingredients, that is the bread you will become. That bread has no bearing on alignment. Breads were randomly assigned before rolls were.

[staypositivefriend]

spf can u explain why ur vibing with me?

you are extremely at ease in a way that i suspect you wouldnt be if you got a mafia role PM on a site that youre not familiar with

that's good enough for me to vibe w/you for now

[DkKoba]

are you sure it has no bearing on alignment cuz im pretty sure multigrain is a pretty towny bread and thats why i have it

[staypositivefriend]

are you sure it has no bearing on alignment cuz im pretty sure multigrain is a pretty towny bread and thats why i have it

tbh it's 100% that but i just didnt wanna admit it

[DkKoba]

alright who got the english muffin hands up

[Esooa]

imma pumpernickel

don't know what it is but fun name

[nutella]

I'm an arepa so prepare for corny puns I masa subject you all to

[DkKoba]

imma pumpernickel

don't know what it is but fun name

scummy bread

[DkKoba]

I'm an arepa so prepare for corny puns I masa subject you all to

OK U JUST MADE THIS ONE UP

[JaggedJimmyJay]

naan the g-goat-oat

[Alison]

spf can u explain why ur vibing with me?

you are extremely at ease in a way that i suspect you wouldnt be if you got a mafia role PM on a site that youre not familiar with

that's good enough for me to vibe w/you for now

You've played with Dk before right? How good a scum player are they?

[Long Con]

Hey y'all! I have read ZERO posts!

I am voting for BLUEBERRY!

Getting bad vibes from SPF and Marmot. DKKoba permanent townread.

[nutella]

I'm an arepa so prepare for corny puns I masa subject you all to

OK U JUST MADE THIS ONE UP

why would I make one up that barely even counts as bread

marmot wildin

[Alison]

Hey y'all! I have read ZERO posts!

I am voting for BLUEBERRY!

Getting bad vibes from SPF and Marmot. DKKoba permanent townread.

[VOTE: LC] aubergine

[tutuu]

Alright. It is time to play Mafia.

I AM A POWER ROLE.

The reason why I claim this is very simple. I wish to torture the Mafia, because they are my opponents. I could be Vanilla Town fakeclaiming Power Role in order to get myself killed, and Mafia will feel dumb for falling for it. Alternatively I could be a Power Role and the Mafia will feel dumb for not killing me after I just outed it for no reason. In either case, the Mafia is susceptible to making a mistake, and their egos are placed on the line (at least if I was Mafia I would feel dumb for reading me wrong here.)

I have also confirmed myself as a Town beyond a shadow of a doubt, as no member of the Mafia in their right mind would open the game with a post like this. If I was Mafia I would make a post like this, actually, but you guys don't get to consider I could be scum doing this because I just told you that I could do it as scum. If I didn't tell you this, you would have no reason to consider it, because it is silly and wrong and you would look dumb. Ergo, if I hadn't had told you, you wouldn't consider it. Ergo, it is correct of you to lock me as town and never reevaluate no matter what. I was simply doing you guys a favor of letting you know what I would do as Mafia since I am Town-aligned and I wish to teach my fellow members of the Town how to play better. Anything short of locking me as an Innocent Child at this point is basically gamethrowing.

Thank you for reading. Regardless of anything that happens further, I have made beyond a shadow of a doubt the correct play, I have confirmed myself as Town-aligned, and the Mafia will make a mistake in their decision during Night 1.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

cool