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Looking at tits tits tits
Gives me fits fits fits
Taking shits shits shits
Rubik's Cube.

nutella wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:33 pm Mmm my thoughts now include soufflé
I keep craving different foods today
If only it weren't such a damn chore
To make an excursion to the store

I'm a fatass
I would eat botoxed grass
As long as I made it myself
Even though I hate shopping

I like Alice in Chains
Their guitars have lots of gains
Kansas is cool
Fuck Tool

What if Pee Wee Herman played Worms?
He could make everyone play on his terms.
He could rope to get a crate and kill Conky
And make the word of the day Concrete Donkey.

Age Empires II can really suck
The whole damn thing is just luck
Unless you Jay with the Chinese.
I'd make a joke about the coronavirus thing but that gets you called out on Twitter or something ah ah choo I sneeze.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:51 pm Age of Empires II can really suck
The whole damn thing is just luck
Unless you are Jay with the Chinese.
I'd make a joke about the coronavirus thing but that gets you called out on Twitter or something ah ah choo I sneeze.

Vodka, vodka, gin
To the liquor store I've been.
Whiskey, whiskey, beer
Thank God there's two that's near.

I am an English teacher, by the way.
I teach kids how to write things they say.
Did you see that shit up there?
I should be on unemployment, I swear.

There's my five
Give me my prize.

Lynch MP:

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.

He's worried about the post count restriction. Okay.

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:41 pm
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
????

I'm pretty busy so I'm not super concerned with hitting the cap for Day 0. Nonetheless, this is post 2.

Laughing is good for your health.

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:43 pm
Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:31 pm 4. I'll get my few general thoughts out before the Day 1 clock starts:

I have never played a game of this format before, but I did host the one previous attempt at a Light Game on this site. The post cap was higher, but the game ended up being much slower than intended. I think that was more an issue of timing than anything than anything else, but hardly anyone ever came close to hitting their daily post limit in that game. Mafia won easily. Some people said that with no built-in system to keep track of their posts, they felt their safest bet was to just stay quiet. That's why I propose we all keep track of our daily post counts ourselves for the time being.

Pacing and timing will be important too, I guess. There's no lifting of the cap late in the phase, so if any of us are inclined to save some bullets for the deadline in case anything crucial needs to be said at lynchtime, we should be cautious about that. Unless you have jiggy powers, maybe limit yourself to 20 posts for the first 46 hours or so, I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

I also guess we'll finally see how I adapt when I can't ask why a thousand times a day.

If we've got any other strategic suggestions, put them out there. This is a new format with new challenges, but it doesn't need to be a gigantic disadvantage.
I just played in a champs practice game at MU, which had a limit, but thankfully there the post limit was lifted 2 hours prior to EoD, so this is new for me as well as far as a hard cap... at least other than Omerta. Shhhhhh.

Anyway, keeping track of posts seems like a good idea since we don't have an automated way to do that. (post #3)

MP is an accounting professor. He needs an automated way to count?

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:47 pm I think in Omerta the mafia cruised to victory there as well under similar circumstances, now that I think about it. (#4)

"I think" is a lie. MP knows. This isn't something you have to think about.

But that isn't important.

What's important is that the host has already provided an avenue to more posts, and as I've demonstrated, all you have to do is open up RhymeZone and fuck around for ten minutes.

Why preemptively bitch about a post count limit when you had an easy way to address it and dicked around instead?

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:56 pm Sig is not bad imo
I know
This is against the flow
But I ain't no hoe

You are so a ho.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:02 pm 1.
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
Let us begin with a vote for sig
Whose entrance was just too big
He huffed and he puffed and made a scene
But he just looks the opposite of green
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:02 pm Super excited to play with some of the oldies again!
Currently drinking wine and cleaning so not 100% here ergo ignore about half of the grammar and spelling mistakes the other half I'd make even not tipsy.

Also let's not lynch sig day one in this game okay gang? Okay

Also also I'm packing/moving for job, finishing out school and dealing with army junk so activity may be weird for a bit.
“Let’s not lynch sig day 1” looks like anxiety being masked as banter.

Lynch Sloonei after MP. This sucks.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:05 pm

Post count ceilings for Day 1:

26 - Dragon D. Luffy
28 - dunya
34 - Epignosis
26 - G-Man
29 - M Plus 7
28 - MacDougall
30 - NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
30 - nutella
29 - Russtifinko
28 - sig
31 - Sloonei
26 - speedchuck
29 - TonyStarkPrime
28 - Turnip Head

Jiggy pursuits are now underway, and your 4-liners actually count.

I believe it is that I have greatly misunderstood the nature of Day 0. I was under the impression that Day 0 gave us 25 posts and that Day 1 gave us 25 new posts. Doing the math here implies that wasn't the case. Mac's accusation against me (that I'm burning through posts when I only made two Day 1 posts) implies that he was under (what I assume to be) the correct interpretation.

I would think that someone would be kind enough to use one of his or her posts to inform me of my faulty thinking vis-à-vis my accusation of M Plus 7. This correction never came from anybody (TH and nutella even joined me). However. maybe it also is that others were making the same incorrect assumption.

Russtifinko wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 8:51 am
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:22 pm
Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:02 pm 1.
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:46 pm Hey all, just checking in for now. Preoccupied with other items for the duration. Looking forward to playing this despite this post count limitation putting me in shackles.
Refusing to rhyme is kinda scummy
Also anyone who over rhymes/someone in first 3 is def mafia trying to be blendy.

Also fuck rhyming the whole reason i signed up for this game is since I don't wanna post why should I rhyme and be forced to post more.
Let us begin with a vote for sig
Whose entrance was just too big
He huffed and he puffed and made a scene
But he just looks the opposite of green
sig wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:02 pm Super excited to play with some of the oldies again!
Currently drinking wine and cleaning so not 100% here ergo ignore about half of the grammar and spelling mistakes the other half I'd make even not tipsy.

Also let's not lynch sig day one in this game okay gang? Okay

Also also I'm packing/moving for job, finishing out school and dealing with army junk so activity may be weird for a bit.
“Let’s not lynch sig day 1” looks like anxiety being masked as banter.
Lynch Sloonei after MP. This sucks.
1.
I agree about this being a bad look for Sloonei. Yeah, sig expressed conflicting views about rhyming. But to me that post, taken as a whole, reads as something a civ throws out because they aren't overly concerned with looking good. Mafia are the ones who try super hard to avoid contradictions in their posts, and that seems like it would've been super easy to avoid here.

Also, "let's not lynch sig day 1" is almost definitely anxiety masked as banter - no one likes dying D1. I don't see how it's alignment-indicative. Sloonei maybe you can explain that one?

Actually, as I reread Sloonei it looks worse and worse to me. As Tony pointed out, he started the lynch train on sig, then switch his vote to Tony because he didn't like all the votes on sig.....what???

-Other Thoughts-
Gonna disagree with Mac - I think Epi is genuinely scumhunting in his big D1 post about MP and Sloonei, and I don't really care about someone "burning through" their D0 posts.

On the other hand, although NANOOK's rhymes are probably the dopest so far, he's burning through D1 posts, which IMO is a different matter than the D0 ones. I also hate the vote on sig - I think it was bandwagony and poorly justified.

MP did the same thing as sig with the ambivalent response to post count limits, and I also don't think that is a big deal - knowing MP, he is probably really excited to be playing this but massively busy, so I bet he vascillates between wanting infinite posts and not having time to read infinite posts. I think the Omerta thing is really the only decent point in Epi's case against MP, but Epi says: "But that isn't important."

The enlarged either means that Russ is believing the same thing I was regarding Day 0, or he's being willfully ignorant here. I lean the former.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 8:56 am You’re talking wack, son
I’ve got like 20+ posts left
I’m barely a quarter done
I won’t leave you missing me and bereft

My vote is the best one
And I don’t wanna hear no beef
Pretending my reads are good is fun
So stop fighting it and hop on my scum killing leaf

(8)

The same thing applies here. At this point, Nanook had eight posts, which would mean "20+ posts left" isn't true. If counting started at Day 0, Nanook has 12 left (he currently has 13 posts).

dunya commented, but her response was independent of my accusing MP about the post count restriction.

Russtifinko wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 12:44 pm
dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 11:31 ami feel like epi's case on mp was a bit more like an english teacher nitpicking someone's grammar vs. scumminess in posts so i would vote epi out before mp.
You might know this already, but Epi is literally an English teacher irl. So I would kind of expect him to sounds like that as a default. I get that you think it weaken's his case on MP, but it doesn't necessarily make me read Epi as bad. Especially with schools being out, he's gotta find an outlet.

"I would vote Epi out before MP" is a strange conclusion to "i feel like epi's case on mp was a bit more like an english teacher nitpicking someone's grammar vs. scumminess in posts."

I do not agree that my treatment of MP was pedantic in the least (which is what the description implies). The meat of my accusation against MP was him complaining about posts and not doing anything about acquiring more posts. Then I realized I read everything about Day 0 the wrong way and it would appear I wasn't alone.

The problem I have here is the implication that "Epi vs MP" is something that needs to be "solved" as it were. Phrasing like this paves the road for "Well, Epi is dead. He was a civilian. We need to assess MP more strongly now."

That post reeks to me. [VOTE: dunya] aubergine

Anyway, this revelation on my end makes MP's reaction (one of bafflement) sensible. It doesn't tell me anything about his alignment on its own, but it at least makes sense.

dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 2:03 pm oh cool, town mp is on my team. that's a relief.

mp, can you tell me why sloonei is "strong town"?

i didn't like gman's second post in the game. for all the effort he went into rhyming, i felt like we got 0 reads or anything of substance from it even if he only has a little time (so do i). that's where he and nanook differ for me, nanook offered some opinions on people (they weren't grand sweeping isos, but i don't care if people want to stick to a schtick and from memory it's common that nanook does this).

i am rereading sloonei now, because i feel i missed something.

You felt like that because there wasn't anything of substance. It was an apology with a promise to be with us later. Anybody can see that. You're trying to spin a fact into an opinion.

dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 5:53 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 5:19 pm I do not agree that my treatment of MP was pedantic in the least (which is what the description implies). The meat of my accusation against MP was him complaining about posts and not doing anything about acquiring more posts. Then I realized I read everything about Day 0 the wrong way and it would appear I wasn't alone.
i hate this. you're trying to downplay the lack of basis for your case by saying "but everyone else thought the same, so i'm not odd, i'm not different, i'm just like the rest of you" bad.

I am not downplaying the lack of basis for my case.

I am saying "I no longer have a case."

But apparently some motherfuckers acted like I did. What's your take on them since you "literally" called MP a civilian?

dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 5:53 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 5:19 pmThe problem I have here is the implication that "Epi vs MP" is something that needs to be "solved" as it were. Phrasing like this paves the road for "Well, Epi is dead. He was a civilian. We need to assess MP more strongly now."
no, i've literally given MP a town read, so try to set another narrative for me please.

That's what this was?

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:39 pm MP7 reads

Strong town:
Sloonei
Mac

Moderate town:
Russ

Slight town:
Epi
Nanook
dunya
Turnip

POE:
Tony
speed
nutella
sig
DDL
G-Man

dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 2:03 pm oh cool, town mp is on my team. that's a relief.

mp, can you tell me why sloonei is "strong town"?

i didn't like gman's second post in the game. for all the effort he went into rhyming, i felt like we got 0 reads or anything of substance from it even if he only has a little time (so do i). that's where he and nanook differ for me, nanook offered some opinions on people (they weren't grand sweeping isos, but i don't care if people want to stick to a schtick and from memory it's common that nanook does this).

i am rereading sloonei now, because i feel i missed something.

Very well. What is the basis of it?

nutella wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 6:05 pm Epi what on earth are you talking about
We do have 25 posts for Day 1
Jay was posting what that would spit out
On the list of totaled post counts when we're done

What's your opinion on dunya?

nutella wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 6:23 pm dunya seems her typical self
but she's not firmly on my town shelf
because I know she can be wily scum
but she's not under my voting thumb

dunya has 11 posts and Day 1 is halfway over.

I do not understand how you can say she seems like she's "dunya as usual."

This is a shit take.

[VOTE: nutella] aubergine

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 9:07 pm 14. Epi feels distinctly different in this game, but I'm not currently inclined to view that as a negative point. Reads have been pouring out of him more openly than I'm used to. It's a change that doesn't necessarily strike me as agenda-driven. Or maybe that's the point.

But also I don't even know what he was talking about during the whole post count discussion. It seemed like he had it right at first and then fell down a rabbit hole with a misinterpretation of the rules. We had 25 posts on Day 0. We have 25 (+5) posts on Day 1.

Doesn't matter. You're mafia. [VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

This might be worth a post:

Who's first to go?

Poll runs till Sat May 02, 2020 6:00 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.
You may select 1 option

Dragon D. Luffy
0
No votes

Voters: None

dunya
0
No votes

Voters: None

Epignosis
0
No votes

Voters: None

G-Man
0
No votes

Voters: None

M Plus 7
0
No votes

Voters: None

MacDougall
2
17%

Voters: sig, Turnip Head

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
0
No votes

Voters: None

nutella
1
8%

Voters: dunya

Russtifinko
0
No votes

Voters: None

sig
2
17%

Voters: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME, MacDougall

Sloonei
2
17%

Voters: Dragon D. Luffy, Epignosis

speedchuck
0
No votes

Voters: None

TonyStarkPrime
1
8%

Voters: Sloonei

Turnip Head
2
17%

Voters: TonyStarkPrime, nutella

No Lynch
0
No votes

Voters: None

No Vote / Unvote
1
8%

Voters: M Plus 7

JJJ's rhyming prowess (host/non)
1
8%

Voters: JaggedJimmyJay

Total votes: 12

DDL:

This assessment makes sense to me. Sloonei says the "useful wisdom" (as DDL called it) was a joke nobody got. In what way was it a joke?

I hate posts like these though. DDL, why are you cool with Mac?

I would not lynch DDL today.

++++

dunya:

I had an early negative Day 1 impression, but that's gone. dunya laying into Mac and Sloonei gets a thumbs up.

I would not lynch dunya today.

++++

G-Man:

He needs more time to post. He doesn't have much, but I will say this:

-Not a fan of his insistence on rhyming. Yes, it’s cheeky and fun but even I won’t encourage everyone to post solely in rhymes. Not a fan of his repetition of it. (-1)

...is strange coming from a guy who insists on practicing strange and quirky gimmicks all the time (his posts all start with a P, this time, by the way).

It's doubtful to me that someone of G-Man's quirky caliber would characterize posting in rhymes as something bad or inscrutable. We understand song lyrics just fine (well, most. We have Yes and Led Zeppelin...)

I would lynch G-Man today.

++++

M Plus 7:

My early Day 1 opinion on him was tainted by a misunderstanding of things on my part. The current involvement looks fine.

I would not lynch MP today.

++++

MacDougall:

I do agree with dunya's posts about Mac's treatment of TH.

However, two points in Mac's favor:

First, his lists look honest in the sense that I can peer through the alcohol-laced clouds and discern some progression of thought that I can understand even if I do not always agree with it.

Second Mac posted "8. Sig - Got a bit of a wobbly boot on but still think he's town. Whiny sig is usually town sig. " but still has his vote on sig. It's a small thing, but it feels sloppy rather than sinister.

I would not lynch MacDougall today.

++++

Nanook:

All I see that Nanook has said is that MP is good and that sig is bad.

I do not know why Nanook thinks these things.

Plus he said I was bad at math.

I would lynch Nanook today.

++++

nutella:

I went into this with a negative opinion but no longer have that. There are a couple of specific things that stood out (no, I won't call attention to them).

I would not lynch nutella today.

++++

Russtifinko:

Glad to see the gentle giant. How are things? How is your wife?

Russ had the same thought I did about post counts. That likely means he would have had to continue to fake that interpretation if he were bad (I would assume this would have been discussed in BTSC if he genuinely didn't understand and was bad). At times Russ sounds like a politician, but I can overlook that for now. Would scrutinize more later.

I would not lynch Russtifinko today.

++++

sig:

All I see from sig is that Mac is dumb and dunya seems to know that MP is good and is therefore bad herself.

Yet his vote is on the dumb one and not the bad one.

I would lynch sig today.

++++

Sloonei:

I do not see Sloonei really digging in here. There was an early vote for sig and now a vote for speedchuck because of a post speedchuck made that I thought was valid inquiry. To put it another way, Sloonei looks reactive rather than proactive. It smells.

I would lynch Sloonei today.

++++

speedchuck:

There isn't much there, but chuck has asked for Day 2. I'll allow it.

I would not lynch speedchuck today.

++++

TonyStarkPrime:

Eh. Tiny thing in his favor. Won't mention what it is.

I would not lynch TSP today.

++++

TurnipHead:

I would need to see more than a tangle with Mac. That said, I don't have anything particularly negative to say about the Turnip at this time.

I would not lynch TH today.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 4:22 pm [VOTE: tony] aubergine for burning a post to ask a question that's already been answered twice, which would require another burned post from me to answer a third time. I made a rainbow.

Look at me.

Burning a post.

[VOTE: sig] aubergine

Tell us who is bad.

sig wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 5:27 pm Epi is playing his normal game, which he does both as mafia and as civ. Civ lean from me though.
TH, DDL, and Nutella all are civ leand
Liking Rust's posts
Dunya I'm a bit meh on she cleared MP really fast
Leery on sloonie his reasoning to vote for me was weak which he did pull back on, but seems like he's throwing shit on the wall and seeing what sticks.
Not liking Nanook, MP, or Mac all should be lynched.

I do not understand how these two thoughts exist in the same brain at the same time.

sig wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 5:37 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 5:29 pm
sig wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 5:27 pm Epi is playing his normal game, which he does both as mafia and as civ. Civ lean from me though.
TH, DDL, and Nutella all are civ leand
Liking Rust's posts
Dunya I'm a bit meh on she cleared MP really fast
Leery on sloonie his reasoning to vote for me was weak which he did pull back on, but seems like he's throwing shit on the wall and seeing what sticks.
Not liking Nanook, MP, or Mac all should be lynched.
I do not understand how these two thoughts exist in the same brain at the same time.
RIP sig words are hard don't use them.

I'm meh on her for clearing MP so quickly, since I think he's bad.

However, clearing someone who's mafia doesn't mean other person is mafia so it isn't a mafia read like my other three which I'm fully committed to that's your team. Maybe sub one out for a lurker.

That's what I was hoping to hear.

[VOTE: MacDougall] aubergine

Don't we have Mods for this?

See what happens when I get killed Night 1? Things go to shit.

JJJ can't be a spaceship commander anymore. Come help out.

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