The Syndicate

FULL GAMES
Mortal Kombat- Shang Tsung
Fire Emblem- Robin
Ancient Greece- Xerxes
U-Pick- Charlie Blackmon
Retrocausality- Homura Akemi
Firefly- The Captain of the Yun Qui
Mega Man- Mega Man
Hogwarts- The Wand

SIDE MISSIONS
Fiddler on the Roof- Tevye
Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Rupert Giles
Image Mafia- The Camera
Assassination Classroom- The Reaper
Courage the Cowardly Dog- King Ramses
Outpost 31- The Flamethrower

HEISTS
Vocaroo Too!- The Radio
The Fellowship of the Ring- The Ring
2018 Syndicate Mafia- The Mask
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me- BOB
Easter- A Dentist
Friends- Monica Geller
DFS- Mafia Fantasy Player
Everyone's Insane!- An Ancient Brick
SPACE FORCE- Satellite Surveillance Engineer

BURGLARIES
Jester- The Cap
Murder on the Owl Express- The Conductor
Operation Refrigerator Restoration?- The Meat
One Hour Werewolf- One Hour Werewolf
Awful Overplayed Dadrock- Brad Delp
Dethy- The Cop

SPECIAL
Two-headed Monster- Gleeok
Three-Day Day 1- The Calendar

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:52 pm Who was the UPick role? Charlie?

Yes. Let me post the representatives.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:45 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:44 pmWell, I thought the game would carry on a bit longer than it did.

what remaining indie wincons were there other than LC's?

TH's could have been influenced.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:42 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:24 pmThere's a reason I make sure role claims are risk-reward.

Kylemii claimed to have a weapon, and you killed him.

Long Con wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:26 pmDay 5, Kyle gave me the most beautiful gift, literally telling the thread that he was a guy holding a flamethrower. Night 5, the kill fell to me because the Mafia were all dead, and I killed Kyle for 30 points, fulfilling my win condition of 70 points.

i mean it's not specifically what i thought might happen but it was a risk i was aware of, and it's not like my death was really a bad thing anyways. if i hadn't told my role i would never have wanted to use it, so it felt fine to make myself a possible target for whatever mafia or indie that were left, in exchange for allowing any living informational roles to live instead, and potentially crowd-sourcing the task of choosing a murder target

Well, I thought the game would carry on a bit longer than it did.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:30 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:18 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:11 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:05 pm No love for speedchuck in those picks.

Feelsbadman

I got passed over too

How is anybody going to pick you when you weren't even playing Day 0?

Seriously, TH picked MP, so he picked you.

choosing players that aren't even in the game is how you make the most money in real gambling.

if you bet $20 on Vince Vaughn hitting two home runs at a red socks game, and it happens you're immediately a millionaire probably.

that's probably how gambling works

You might be surprised at how often that is the truth.

Long Con wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:26 pm
Night 4 I killed JJJ, and his 'wearing a Crown' got me a measly 5 points.

Nope. Someone who had "used a crown." The Dentist would have gotten you the same measly 5 points.

(I'm so clever sometimes)

Long Con wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:26 pm Day 1, I voted Bob over Quin because I needed Quin to be alive for ME to kill. I erroneously thought that, because he had revealed that he received The Ring, that I could get a sweet 35 points for his head. Turned out that didn't matter, BUT Ramses was wearing rings in his pic anyway! NICE! Hence the fortuitous Night 2 kill of Quin by me.

THAT was clever thinking, and it had not occurred to me that you would start taking items into consideration. Luckily the Ramses picture had rings it in it (the original one I had looked blurry, but something was clearly on his hand, so I got a higher resolution, and Bingo).

S~V~S wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:39 am

speedchuck wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:29 am

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:55 am I think Kyle should take his shot tonight. It will help confirm him, strengthening our town core and narrowing down the PoE.

I think that if Kylemii doesn't shoot tonight, you should consider lynching him tomorrow. I don't buy the role claim so easily, not among all the flips we've had so far.
I'm not complaining about my upcoming demise. Kylemii, if telling the truth, has a lot of value. But if he doesn't use it soon, like tonight, I'd lynch the heck out of him for having such a simple role claim.

And I vote Enrique. Kill two birds with one stone.

You don't think he may be blocked tonight? If there is a bad blocker (or item) or a 3P block, or a civ blocker taking suspicion, that he would not be a likely target for a block?

I am not a fan of the thread directing people how to use their powers and holding them hostage in this way.

I loved S~V~S' guidance here. This is important thinking.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pm DH's lynch was totally justified by a vague, gut feeling I had that I couldn't articulate and immediately backed off from.

That one still eludes me. I was surprised when it swung his way. There was no information or anything working against him...it just happened.

Long Con wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:21 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:09 pmAnd if LC ever claimed truthfully, they could redirect his kill.

I can't even believe it. I had a conversation with BR about how I'm deliberately going to keep my mouth shut in a most un-LC-like kind of way unless it was absolutely necessary JUST IN CASE there was something like that. I thought maybe if they could just identify me, they could take their kill back. Very gratifying to find out I was not simply paranoid.

There's a reason I make sure role claims are risk-reward.

Kylemii claimed to have a weapon, and you killed him.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:11 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:05 pm No love for speedchuck in those picks.

Feelsbadman

I got passed over too

How is anybody going to pick you when you weren't even playing Day 0?

Seriously, TH picked MP, so he picked you.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:07 pm

Long Con wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:06 pm HEYYYY, Civvies, you're welcome!

Dingus.

DH, one thing that puzzles me is why you didn't make up a role and power to avoid getting lynched.

The first thing I would do in this scenario if I were bad is make sure my team had claims and backup claims. It isn't like claiming cop or doctor: You have 365 days' worth of games to choose from, with multiple roles in those, and some of the roles I included weren't even in those games (like Robin or Gleeok). You can make up any damn thing you want: It's timmer's Liar's Club game.

Hell, you could have claimed "Cuphead and Mugman" and said you could boost your target's vote by one or some such thing. You could have said you were "Dr. Wily" but actually a doctor. The possibilities were endless.

The mafia correctly worked out that they could get away with some serious lynch manipulation (compare Xerxes with BOB).

And if LC ever claimed truthfully, they could redirect his kill.

But damn:

sig hit Yahtzee right away. He was a sane cop (he didn't know that), targeted Mac, who was N1's kill. Then he got Luna and DH the Night everybody got two targets. That was incredibly lucky, and the funny thing was people were telling Kylemii to kill him.

Long Con's only two "regulation" kills were mafia: Quin and JJJ. The odds of that happening are so slim.

I hated that my mafia got taken out so quickly, but that was a fucking Leprechaun convention in Bunco, Illinois.

S~V~S wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:01 pm Did TH best your fantasy score?

He did not.

We ran into a problem though:

He drafted himself ( ).

Independents get 3 points for winning, but this runs into a circular issue.

It didn't matter though:

Epi’s Team:

nijuukyugou
JaggedJimmyJay
Sloonei
DharmaHelper
MacDougall
Simon
S~V~S
juliets
Total: 16.25



TH’s Team:

Turnip Head
S~V~S
Lunalee
Quin
Sloonei
Elohcin
JaggedJimmyJay
M Plus 7
Total: 11.25

***The shared players in our lineups are not included in the total, since I didn't bother calculating for them***

sprityo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:59 pm So the reaper had no benefit in killing the satellite?

Also what’s what up with the last day poll?

After Night 4, it was all about what independents won. The mafia was gone.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:00 pm Robin was in a game this year????

No. But he's from Fire Emblem.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:59 pm Wow has a mafia ever won a GOC hosted by Epignosis?

Well...you did.

This might be the shortest non-heist game I've ever hosted. The mafia had the worst luck I've ever witnessed.

Roles

Mega Man- Sloonei
Satellite Surveillance Engineer- sprityo
Homura Akemi- Enrique
Rupert Giles- juliets
Tevye- S~V~S
Monica Gellar- Elohcin
Charlie Blackmon- ColinIsCool
Brad Delp- nutella
The Cop- sig
The Dentist- novaselinenever
The Conductor- speedchuck
The Flamethrower- M Plus 7
The One-Hour Werewolf- MacDougall
Robin- Simon
Gleeok- nijuukyugou

Shang Tsung- DharmaHelper
Xerxes- JaggedJimmyJay
King Ramses- Quin
BOB- Lunalee

The Captain of the Yun Qui- colonialbob
The Reaper- Long Con
The Mafia Fantasy Player- Turnip Head

The Nine Enchanted Objects

The Wand
This mysterious wand enchants your target each Night, and that person must either target or vote for whom you say either that same Night or the next Day, respectively. It may only be used once.

The Camera
Take a picture of someone at Night. See what develops...
Upon using the camera, the photographer can learn what universe the target’s role is from. If the wielder of the camera is killed, he takes a last-minute picture and his role is made public no matter what. Finally, the target of the photographer may only post in images the next Day. No words or numbers are allowed.

The Radio
Not only do you get to control the music for the Host posts (submit the song you want played to the Host as a Youtube link at least one hour before the end of the phase), you get to interview the former lead singer for Boston, Mr. Brad Delp, in BTSC. It’s more than a feeling!

The Ring
This is the fabled one ring of power. When you put it on, it will make you invisible, and you will be off the lynch poll that Day. However, this power is not without a cost: Each time you wear it, the chance of you abandoning your present objective and win condition increases, as you become a hideous independent with a new win condition. *Secrets*

The Costume
This strange ensemble transforms its wearer into another person. During the Day phase, if you use the costume, you can additionally post and vote as someone else using a fake account. This getup may only be worn once.

The Brick
This is an ancient, dusty brick. There seems to be an inscription, but you can’t make out what it says without rubbing the dust off...
This brick is from the Tower of Babel, the builders of which were cursed into speaking in different tongues according to the Bible. By rubbing this brick, everyone receives a different insanity. This brick can only be activated one time.

The Cap
Upon further inspection, this is a fool’s cap. Care to try it on or give it to somebody else?
You truly are a fool! Now you must amuse the others. For the next Day, you may only post jokes. Ha ha ha !

The Meat
This is fine slab of cursed meat. Whoever possesses it accumulates one vote each Day. To end this unfortunate circumstance, you must give it to somebody else during a Night phase.

The Calendar
This would look like any ordinary calendar, except some of the boxes stretch across three spaces. Weird right? It’s incredibly persuasive, too. If you were to use this calendar, it will make the next Day phase 72 hours instead of 48. This calendar can only be activated one time.

Civilians (15)


Mega Man
As the Blue Bomber, you will absorb an essence of the power of the most recently lynched person, which you can use that same Night.


Satellite Surveillance Engineer
Using satellite technology you’ve developed, you will hear occasional transmissions of BTSC at Night. On one occasion, you may use a signal jamming device to close all BTSC for one phase.


Homura Akemi
Delaying your target’s Night action will cause it to go into effect on a Night of your choosing. You only have eight charges, which is how many times or how far into the future you can delay an action. For example, if on Night 1 you wish to delay a target’s action to Night 5, that uses four charges. This delay affects all actions, including kills.


Rupert Giles
With an encyclopedic knowledge of mystical artifacts, you are astounded that you have never heard of the nine enchanted objects. Each Night, you will commit to researching one item, and if you are successful, you will learn what the studied object can do.


Tevye
You care about the roof. You care so much that you will invite someone into your house each Night to brag about your roof and how much you care about the roof and protecting that person from all harm. If only you were a rich man, your roof would be good enough to protect you too, but alas.


Monica Geller
You are perfect for party planning, as your attention to details and obsession with getting the job done gives you the skills needed to do an impressive job. This time, you’ll be planning a party: A lynch party! One Night, you will submit a list of invitees to the Host. These will be the only names on the poll the next Day. Your list must have at least four names.


Charlie Blackmon
Center-fielder for the Colorado Rockies, you hit for the cycle in Game 162 against the Nationals, and now you want to do it again. Choose SINGLE at Night and everyone’s vote the next Day is worth one, no matter what. Choose DOUBLE during the Day and everybody with a targeting role can choose two targets that Night (except for kills). Choose TRIPLE at Night and your vote counts as three the next Day. Choose HOME RUN any time and you cannot die for that half phase and the next, because you are a stud. An American star. You also have a favorable umpire behind home plate: If there is a tie in the lynch poll, you break it. You may only achieve each hit once.


Brad Delp
Known as the former lead singer for Boston, you value peace, love, and rock and roll. You establish BTSC with whoever possesses the radio. Rock and roll band, everybody’s waiting!


The Cop
You are a cop investigating these recent events; unfortunately, you do not know your own mind. Each Night, you will alignment-check someone, and be told “not mafia” or “mafia.” If you are sane, all your checks will be accurate. If you are insane, all your checks will be inaccurate. If you are naïve, all your checks will result in “not mafia.” If you are paranoid, all your checks will be “mafia.”


The Dentist
Each Night, if someone targets you, you bring that person into your chair and gas the targeting person, learning that person’s name.


The Conductor
You’re trying to shoot a movie! You want plenty of drama in the script. While you are a civilian, you increase in power with each civilian lynch that occurs. After two civilian lynches, you can quote somebody and say, “That isn’t very creative.” Doing so blocks their vote, making it count for zero. After three civilian lynches, you can post “That would be a crazy role!” Doing so gives you an immediate role check. After four civilian lynches, you can post “Cut!” at any time and stop a lynch from going through. After five civilian lynches, you can post, “Do it again!” and have a consecutive Day phase, bypassing the Night. After six civilian lynches, you’re probably screwed.


The Flamethrower
Something is out there, man. You’ve got a flamethrower. One time at Night, blow somebody away.


The One-Hour Werewolf
During the Night, you exhibit lycanthrope for exactly one hour and ravage the town and mafia alike. During the Night, in a one hour window, you will use your feral sense to sniff out a lie (you may lie detect one thing said in that window), use your heightened hearing and sight to learn who targeted whom during that hour, and scratch and claw at someone who posts during that time (he or she will begin the next Day with two votes due to wounds).


Robin
You have three magic tomes at your disposal. Use them wisely!
Thoron: You protect yourself from all negative actions.
Arcfire: Anyone targeting you that Night suffers one vote the next Day.
Elwind: You may take yourself and a friend of your choosing off the next poll.


Gleeok
You are a two-headed monster, surprised to have been summoned by a sorcerer other than Ganon. Confused, you left the sorcerer, and now find yourselves caught up in a battle you didn’t ask to fight. You are initially loyal to the civilian cause. If you are whole, you win with the civilians. If you are lynched, you die. If you are killed, however, you become two heads (sock accounts). One head (green) is still loyal to the civilian cause. The other head (red) is loyal to the Mafia. If both heads are alive at the end, you lose. You win with the faction aligned to the head that was alive last.


Mafia (4)
Has BTSC
Kills on Odd Nights


Shang Tsung
As the sorcerer of Outworld, you have brought forth the souls of ancient kings and spirits to enslave Earthrealm. Your sorcery enables you to absorb the soul of whomever your team kills, and for the next phase, you will have that individual’s power at your disposal. As long as you are alive, the identity of your victim is shrouded in mystery.


Xerxes
Exercising your great power and influence, you can prevent someone from speaking, voting, using an ability the next phase, using an item, or any combination of these things. Whatever action you take against someone emboldens them and fills them with righteous anger, however: Each action you take against your target increases his or her voting power by one the following Day phase. You cannot target anyone who shares your alignment.


King Ramses
You are powerless without your slab. *Secrets*
BOB
Each Night, you will possess someone. That individual must target as you wish that Night and vote as you wish the next Day.


Independents (3)


The Captain of the Yun Qui
You are a smuggler, and you work for the highest bidder. Your ship has a fine crew, technology, weapons, and things people want. Starting Day 0, you will offer a good or service to place up for bid (you and I can work on what these are). During the Night phases, everyone may submit offers to you through the Host. The offers can be anything, but they are binding if you accept them. During the first 24 hours of the next Day phase, you will choose the offer you like best and the winning party will be notified. During the second 24 hours of that same phase, you will work on your next offer.
For you to win, the number of deals you make must outnumber the living at endgame.


The Reaper
You are an assassin, and now you find yourself in a classroom.
A higher power seeks your services but is skeptical about how good you really are. They have decided to test you. They have stolen the Even Night kill from the mafia and given it to you. They have also protected you from mafia Night kills. When it comes to lynches and other Night actions against you, you are on your own.
During Day 0, you will assign a point value to each of the following nine marks:

Mafia Fantasy Player
You’re playing head-to-head...against the Host in Mafia Fantasy. There are no salaries in this format, and the scoring will be based on a modified version of DFS Mafia. You pick the eight players on Day 0 you think will do the best (I’ve already picked mine). After Day 0, the Host lineup and your lineup will be revealed. You win if your lineup scores more fantasy points than the Host lineup. Good luck!

Who?

Poll ended at Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:54 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

speedchuck
11
61%


Voters: S~V~S, Kylemii, sig, Long Con, Elohcin, colonialbob, juliets, novaselinenever, nutella, ColinIsCool, nijuukyugou

sprityo
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kylemii
2
11%


Voters: sprityo, speedchuck

Roger Daltrey (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
5
28%


Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, Quin, Turnip Head, MacDougall, Epignosis


Total votes: 18

“Under pressure? Never.”

A stranger walked among the twitchy group that once was a diner full of bacon eaters and coffee swiggers who had become BOB-slayers and soul thief lynch mobs.

“Who are you?” they asked. “And are you here to harm us?”

“I am The Reaper.” He grinned. “Harm you? Why would I do that? I’ve never harmed you. Well, except for him.”

He grabbed Kylemii, who was eating a dead man’s grits, and blew his brains out in front of everybody.

“That’s for having a weapon,” The Reaper said, removing the flamethrower from Kylemii’s yoga pants. “You shouldn’t have told me you had a weapon.”

A hushed revelation fell over the gathering. “So you’re the one who killed on Nights the Calendar marked as 2, and 4, and so on…wait a minute. Tonight says 5.”

“The real name is Long Con. And I own this town.”

The heavens opened, and a beam of light descended upon the Long Con.

“You do not. You’ve passed your test. We have work to do.”

The voice’s reverberations were gone before the assassin was.

Everyone looked around, nervous and unsure.

“What do we do now?”

“Let’s rebuild this here diner.”

“Hell yeah!” said Kylemii's ghost.

“I’ll take care of the roof,” said S~V~S.

Elohcin wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:36 am

Kylemii wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:23 am the thing that's fucking with me is that when i asked epignosis if we'd be told when a team were eliminated he said "you'll be told if someone wins" rather than answering my question

That is classic epi though. He is always intentionally vague.

Thank goodness it's always intentional.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:45 pm epi complained

That never happens.

Who?

Poll ended at Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:54 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

speedchuck
11
61%


Voters: S~V~S, Kylemii, sig, Long Con, Elohcin, colonialbob, juliets, novaselinenever, nutella, ColinIsCool, nijuukyugou

sprityo
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kylemii
2
11%


Voters: sprityo, speedchuck

Roger Daltrey (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
5
28%


Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, Quin, Turnip Head, MacDougall, Epignosis


Total votes: 18

As a young lad, the director, speedchuck, always saw his life in three acts: Birth, Life, and Fame.

The first two went as planned, but when the executive producer said they had to cut off his funding, he didn't think she meant his head.

There was no encore.

BOB was gone. The Red Room had been painted black.

Meanwhile



Another killer lurked, looking for an easy mark.

He found one, because the guy had been dead over two thousand years and didn’t move very fast.

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:13 pm Take sig out of your town locks people

Lock? Did somebody say lock?

Yes, it's lock time.

Back at the remnants of the diner (y’all bitches done forgot about that, didn’t you?), there was something of a shootout between Elohcin and Lunalee, two gals who had slung hash and were now about to sling each other by the weave.

“I’ll see you in hell,” Elochin said, sticking up her chin, because her chin was her defining feature.

“I’ll be in good company,” Lunalee said, sticking up hers, but I won’t comment on another fella’s woman’s chin like that. You all will just have to imagine what her chin looked like.

When the dust settled, only one chin still had blood pumping in it.

The other chin looked snarled and devilish and insertnamehereish.

Who faded Turnip Head?

Poll ended at Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:46 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

ColinisCool
1
6%


Voters: sprityo

colonialbob
0
No votes


Voters: None

Elochin
5
28%


Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, speedchuck, nijuukyugou, Lunalee, juliets

Enrique
0
No votes


Voters: None

JaggedJimmyJay
1
6%


Voters: colonialbob

juliets
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kylemii
0
No votes


Voters: None

Long Con
0
No votes


Voters: None

Lunalee
7
39%


Voters: Long Con, novaselinenever, nutella, sig, ColinIsCool, Elohcin, S~V~S

nijuukyugou
0
No votes


Voters: None

novaselinever
0
No votes


Voters: None

nutella
0
No votes


Voters: None

S~V~S
0
No votes


Voters: None

sig
0
No votes


Voters: None

speedchuck
0
No votes


Voters: None

sprityo
0
No votes


Voters: None

James Harden (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
4
22%


Voters: Epignosis, Turnip Head, MacDougall, Quin


Total votes: 18

nutella wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:55 pm Tfw the host's wife's name is misspelled on the poll

juliets wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:35 pm Epi here are the first 5 ISO links you can copy into your 1st post. I will try to do some more later.

ColinisCool
colonialbob
Dharmahelper
Elochin
Enrique

It was a Bitter Sweet Symphony quindeed.

The sorcerer responsible for the enchanted objects and the chaos they orchestrated was gone, but in his wake were still evil beings out for murderous conquest.

Despite all this, one fellow couldn’t help himself: He had to pull out his phone and see how his lineup was doing.

“Damn it,” he said. “I’ve got Sloonei.” A moment later he was reassured. “No, wait, wait. My opponent has him too.”

He was so engrossed, checking stats and hoping he had an edge, that he failed to see the edge coming his way, an ancient edge that buried itself in his skull.

I guess I clicked out the tab but didn't hit "Yes."

I unlocked the thread like 20 minutes ago. What the hell?

“DharmaHelper made up his mind. He walked south.

It was dark, and he stepped in a lake.

A Kraken caught him and dragged him down, but DharmaHelper was a statue and fought back.”

“That’s a stupid story, Grandpa. Statues can’t fight.”

“You’re right darling. They can’t. Good night.”

Who kept Quin from having any pudding?

Poll ended at Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:11 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

ColinisCool
0
No votes


Voters: None

colonialbob
0
No votes


Voters: None

Dharmahelper
8
35%


Voters: colonialbob, sprityo, nutella, Lunalee, Turnip Head, novaselinenever, speedchuck, JaggedJimmyJay

Elochin
0
No votes


Voters: None

Enrique
0
No votes


Voters: None

JaggedJimmyJay
2
9%


Voters: ColinIsCool, Elohcin

juliets
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kylemii
0
No votes


Voters: None

Long Con
1
4%


Voters: nijuukyugou

Lunalee
5
22%


Voters: DharmaHelper, Ipeenoses, sig, juliets, S~V~S

nijuukyugou
0
No votes


Voters: None

novaselinever
0
No votes


Voters: None

nutella
0
No votes


Voters: None

S~V~S
0
No votes


Voters: None

sig
0
No votes


Voters: None

speedchuck likes men's feet
0
No votes


Voters: None

speedchuck
0
No votes


Voters: None

sprityo
0
No votes


Voters: None

Turnip Head
2
9%


Voters: Kylemii, Long Con

Thom Yorke or Roger Waters...one of those whiny English dudes (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
5
22%


Voters: Sloonei, G-Man, Epignosis, MacDougall, Quin


Total votes: 23

S~V~S wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:36 pm (also lucked out figuring out who the civ vig was and blocking him every even night when he killed, lol, xoxo Epi).

Wow, I remember that. I forgot that I was a limp ass Hulk Hogan. Crazy times.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:12 pm

colonialbob wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:29 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:19 am Man, cbob’s quotes were ridiculously relevant and clear. That was thoroughly impressive.

I won a nickname, "The Great Communicator." But I never thought it was my style or the words I used that made a difference: It was the content. I wasn't a great communicator, but I communicated great things, and they didn't spring full bloom from my brow, they came from the heart of a great nation — from our experience, our wisdom, and our belief in principles that have guided us for two centuries.

Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States, But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.

I'm going to guess and I know I'm right on this one: Lyndon B. Johnson.

colonialbob wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:12 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:03 pm

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:52 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:32 pm

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:30 pm

Lunalee wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:26 pm

Long Con wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:23 pm Dharmahelper once again attempting to flan the flames.

DH has just been jumping on whichever wagon is hottest

What're you talking about I've been voting for you 2 Days in a row and keeping my vote there even despite the multiple last minute wagons. Please.

Luna is hot.

Are you going to actually vote for someone?

At some point

I do not like broccoli and I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.

That one has to be told in full:

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.''

S~V~S wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:38 pm That was where Sloonei used to be, he was on the poll in error.

This, and Long Con tried to be a smart ass.

Quin wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:33 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:11 pm

Quin wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:52 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:51 pm Quin is literally talking absolute shit. Like how can you read the words he wrote and think they are anything but falsified opinions. He is as scum as I am Strayan.

bitch im GenuQuin how dare you

This is like multiple tiers of crap. You don't get to claim GenuQuin. It's a title given to you.

i am always genuquin. you're thinking of the quindar.

Now you're quindead.

Some fellers were sitting around a campfire one night drinking Keystone and talking football.

“If Greg Olsen hadn’t a been injured, Carolina would be in the playoffs, no doubt. No doubt in my mind.”

“You drunk already? Cam might as well be throwing to the cheerleaders. After the way he acted like a baby after that loss in Super Bowl 50, he doesn’t deserve to play in it again. Karma, baby. Karma.”

“Okay,” a third man said, cracking open a fresh can. “Why are we talking about a losing team right now, huh?”

“Well then smart guy, which team is it going to be?”

The man drank and looked at all the faces around the fire, as though he knew the answer and delighted in taunting the ignorance of his friends. “Chargers baby. Chargers all day.”

“Get out of here,” one man said and threw his empty can across the fire, missing as bad as Nathan Peterman.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The men stopped and looked at each other for a moment.

“Y’all got to lay off them beans.”

And they laughed.

“No way man, Melvin Gordon isn’t going to show up.”

“Doesn’t matter. My man Detrez Newsome will take it all the way.”

“De-who?”

“You’ll see. Man does backflips and everything.”

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

“Okay, that wasn’t me this time. Or the time before, jackasses.”

The wind picked up and the fallen leaves were disturbed. The branches scratched one another and fought.

“I’m burning the food!” The biggest one there, the designated chef, tried to get his beef out of the fire and did so, nearly dropping it in the dust, which too was being disturbed.

Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe

“What is that?”

“Who is out there?”

SLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

A shot rang out. There was a silence and stillness that came into existence immediately with its discharge.

“Who goes there?”

“Good evening gentlemen,” said someone in the shadows. “Don’t feed the animals. Or the undead.”

“What?”

“Oh, and I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”

The chef looked at his plate and saw that his steak had become infested with locusts, maggots, and decay. When he dropped it, it burst into a cloud of dust upon striking the ground.

They called out again to the voice, but there was no one there.