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by Paul Stevens
Mon May 16, 2016 4:40 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 5] Futurama Mafia

MORBO BELIEVES THE FRAIL HUMAN! MORBO IS MOVING HIS VOTE TO FRY! NIBBLER, IF YOU ARE ABLE, MORBO DEMANDS THAT YOU SPEAK!
by Paul Stevens
Sun May 15, 2016 11:50 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 5] Futurama Mafia

MORBO IS HERE! HE WAS SIMPLY BUSY FOR MOST OF THE DAY!

MORBO FINDS RICHARD NIXON'S VOTING PATTERN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS! IN ADDITION, THE CRUSTACEOUS DOCTOR VOICED WILLINGNESS TO EXAMINE NIXON MORE CLOSELY SHORTLY BEFORE DYING! PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT KILLED ZOIDBERG TO PREVENT HIM FROM FURTHER INVESTIGATION!

*VOTES RICHARD NIXON'S HEAD!*
by Paul Stevens
Fri May 13, 2016 11:42 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 4] Futurama Mafia

MORBO ACCIDENTALLY VOTED HIMSELF, BUT HAS FIXED HIS FOOLISH BLUNDER!
by Paul Stevens
Fri May 13, 2016 11:39 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 4] Futurama Mafia

MORBO, TOO, WILL VOTE FOR THE HUMAN JANITOR! EXPLAIN YOURSELF, PUNY HUMAN!
by Paul Stevens
Thu May 12, 2016 11:26 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 4] Futurama Mafia

UPON REVIEW OF THE VOTING RECORDS, MORBO FINDS FRY AND THE PROFESSOR'S VOTES VERY CIVVIE-LIKE! IF MORBO UNDERSTANDS CALCULON CORRECTLY, HE AND THE JAMAICAN HUMAN ARE LIKELY CIV AS WELL! THIS NARROWS DOWN MORBO'S LIST OF POTENTIAL VILLAIN SCUM CONSIDERABLY!
by Paul Stevens
Thu May 12, 2016 11:22 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 4] Futurama Mafia

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
Fry wrote:
Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
Fry wrote:
Dr. Zoidberg wrote:My friends, could it be of interest to mention that only our robot friends have been killed during the night phases so far?
Not really, doesn't seem to me like there's a secret win condition. Aren't we playing a regular matrix game? Also, you have to remember Robot Devil was scum.
We are (presumably), however I was considering it from a role play angle.
Who would kill the robots?
My friend, I do not know. I was hoping you did! I don't watch futurama.
YOUR POSTS ARE A FAIRLY CONVINCING IMPRESSION CONSIDERING THAT YOU DO NOT WATCH THE SHOW! HOWEVER, MORBO SUGGESTS MORE YIDDISH SYNTAX, AS DECAPODIANS ARE FAMOUSLY JEWISH!
by Paul Stevens
Thu May 12, 2016 11:21 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 4] Futurama Mafia

Fry wrote:My pool of suspects based on most to least suspicious:

Scruffy
Professor Farnsworth
Nibbler
Morbo

This is all based on the voting tallies, mind you.
MORBO VOTED TO LYNCH BOTH PUNY VILLAINS! HE FINDS YOUR SUSPICION CONFUSING!

HOWEVER, THE DELIVERY HUMAN IS CORRECT THAT THIS JANITING HUMAN HAS AVOIDED VOTING FOR THE MAFIA, AND HAS OFFERED LITTLE IN THE WAY OF REASONING FOR HIS VOTES!
by Paul Stevens
Tue May 10, 2016 4:48 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 3] Futurama Mafia

MORBO TOO WISHES TO VOTE FOR THE DEMONIC AUTOMATON! HIS VOTE FOR ROBOT MAFIA CASTS HIM IN A MOST SUSPICIOUS LIGHT! ROBOT DEVIL, YOU ARE DOOMED! DOOOOOMED!
by Paul Stevens
Tue May 10, 2016 11:35 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 3] Futurama Mafia

MORBO BELIEVES THERE WAS A SAVE ATTEMPT YESTERDAY! THE PUNY EARTHLINGS WHO VOTED FOR ROBOT MAFIA ARE SUSPECT IN THE EYES OF MORBO!

MORBO ALSO WISHES TO HEAR MORE FROM BENDER, AS HIS REASONING FOR VOTING THE SCRAWNY MAMMAL WAS FLIMSY!
by Paul Stevens
Sat May 07, 2016 10:56 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

MORBO HAS NO WISH TO CHANGE HIS VOTE! MORBO IS PERPLEXED AND ENRAGED THAT THE ROBOT MAFIA HAS THREE VOTES, TWO WITH VERY LITTLE REASONING BEHIND THEM! MORBO FIND'S BRANNIGAN'S SELF-PRESERVATION VOTE REASONABLE HOWEVER!
by Paul Stevens
Fri May 06, 2016 4:02 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

MORBO FINDS PUNY CAPTAIN'S DEFENSE UNSATISFACTORY! THE LECHEROUS HUMAN DID NOT TRULY WISH TO SAVE THE AIRHEADED MARTIAN IN MORBO'S OPINION! ZAPP BRANNIGAN
by Paul Stevens
Fri May 06, 2016 10:09 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

Professor Farnsworth wrote:
Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
Richard Nixon's Head wrote:I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away!
Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh

Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or else I will mock them into the 8th sun of Darnassus.

Aroooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh, I'm being ignored again.
What you need is this fish pheromone. The most potent aphrodisiac in all of fishkind! That should keep you busy while those of us with real doctorate discuss the matter at hand. I just need to turbocharge the matter compressor first...



There we go! Now, I want to talk about this Zapp Brannigan. He claimed to vote for the Robot Mafia to save Amy, even though the arithmetic made no contribution to her safety. If he truly believed in Amy's innocence—well, in terms of the explosion, anyway—why didn't he vote for Nibbler, which would have kept her out of the lead? All bluster and no action, this one. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
MORB BELIEVES YOU ARE CORRECT! THE BLONDE HUMAN MAY HAVE WISHED TO AVOID VOTING A CIVVIE WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING TO PREVENT IT!
by Paul Stevens
Wed May 04, 2016 6:17 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

MORBO WANTED MORE CONTENT FROM HERMES FOR ANALYSIS! IN THE ABSENCE OF SUCH, MORBO DOES NOT FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT HIM! SPEAK PUNY HUMAN! AS FOR NIBBLER, HIS RECENT POST MAKES MORBO FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIM! MORBO WILL CURRENTLY VOTE AMY FOR ALSO IGNORING HERMES' CLAIM WHILE ADDING NOTHING! NOTHING!
by Paul Stevens
Wed May 04, 2016 11:59 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Robot Mafia wrote:
Morbo wrote:
Scruffy wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Scruffy wrote:
Nibbler wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.
As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this kind of thing before. It's meant to stir discussion and it has achieved it's objective.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the litter box awaits.
Hmmm... Scruffy thinks that the Chewing Rat is upto no good. Disguises be bad. Stiring discussion is good, but pointing it out an'leaving at that? Hmmmm...
Yo, I ain't never seen you here before. What sort of a problem do you have with this cuddly fuzzy rat?
I've never seen you here neither...

Tell me, what did that rodent gain from pointin that out?
THE DELICIOUS RODENT WISHED TO POINT OUT THAT THE PUNY JAMAICAN HUMAN WANTED DISCUSSION! HOWEVER, THE RODENT WAS TOO QUICK TO DETERMINE HERMES' INNOCENCE! ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE MAFIA SHOULD BE EXAMINED CLOSELY TO FIGURE OUT THEIR MOTIVES, SUCH AS PLANNING TO INVADE EARTH, FOR INSTANCE!
Are you trying to threaten the Donbot over here? Perhaps my associate Clamps and I should take you out back and teach you a lesson about properly respecting your superiors.
MORBO HAS NO ISSUE WITH THE DONBOT! MORBO WISHES TO HEAR MORE FROM THE RAT!
by Paul Stevens
Wed May 04, 2016 2:39 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Scruffy wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
Scruffy wrote:
Nibbler wrote:
Robot Mafia wrote:
So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.
As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this kind of thing before. It's meant to stir discussion and it has achieved it's objective.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the litter box awaits.
Hmmm... Scruffy thinks that the Chewing Rat is upto no good. Disguises be bad. Stiring discussion is good, but pointing it out an'leaving at that? Hmmmm...
Yo, I ain't never seen you here before. What sort of a problem do you have with this cuddly fuzzy rat?
I've never seen you here neither...

Tell me, what did that rodent gain from pointin that out?
THE DELICIOUS RODENT WISHED TO POINT OUT THAT THE PUNY JAMAICAN HUMAN WANTED DISCUSSION! HOWEVER, THE RODENT WAS TOO QUICK TO DETERMINE HERMES' INNOCENCE! ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE MAFIA SHOULD BE EXAMINED CLOSELY TO FIGURE OUT THEIR MOTIVES, SUCH AS PLANNING TO INVADE EARTH, FOR INSTANCE!
by Paul Stevens
Wed May 04, 2016 2:31 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Dom wrote:I don't watch this show... so this role playing is... interesting. :p And entertaining. :D
IT IS AMONG THE MORE ENTERTAINING SHOWS PRODUCED BY PUNY HUMANS! MORBO HIGHLY RECOMMENDS IT!
by Paul Stevens
Mon May 02, 2016 11:10 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15581

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Hermes Conrad wrote:Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?

Poor Lila!

Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.
MORBO FINDS THIS DISTURBING! GOOD NIGHT!

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