[END] Futurama Mafia

[Saito]

Well, like Scruffy said yesterday, the Captain was oddly specific about Nixon. The Captain only mentioned afew people, so I'm guessin they're in cahoots.

[Tangrowth]

Day 4

Spoiler: show

Scruffy has been lynched.

He was DrWilgy and a Vanilla Townie.

It is now Night 4.

Send in PMs ASAP please.

[Tangrowth]

DAY 4 FINAL VOTE TALLY

Who is mafia?

Poll ended at Sat May 14, 2016 9:01:25 pm


Calculon
0
No votes

Dr. Zoidberg
0
No votes

Fry
0
No votes

Hermes Conrad
0
No votes

Morbo
0
No votes

Nibbler
0
No votes

Professor Farnsworth
1
Hermes Conrad (9) 7%

Richard Nixon's Head
0
No votes

Scruffy
7
Fry (4), Richard Nixon's Head (5), Morbo (7), Professor Farnsworth (8), Nibbler (10), Dr. Zoidberg (11), Calculon (12) 50%

*Unvote*
0
No votes

*No Lynch*
0
No votes

Not the Robot Mafia (host, deadies, non-players)
6
MovingPictures07 (1), Metalmarsh89 (2), ika (3), nijuukyugou (6), Sloonei (13), Scotty (14) 43%

Total votes : 14

Missing votes: Scruffy

[Tangrowth]

Night 4

Spoiler: show

Dr. Zoidberg has been killed.

He was Quin and a Vanilla Townie.

It is now Day 5. You may now post.

You have 48 hours to lynch a meatbag, robot, or alien.

[Nicol Bolas]

wat da FUHK

[Kent Brockman]

Dr. Zoidberg, you lead me to believe something! Well at least you proved to be town in the end.

My pool of suspects:

Richie Nix
Morbo
Nibbler
Proffesor

Calculon, can you confirm you're a Mason with Hermes?

[Kent Brockman]

I think it's the Professor. Also I mispelled the word on my previous post. Someone make sense for me, please.

Professor
Richie Nix
Morbo
Nibbler

That's my ranking.

[Kent Brockman]

If Calculon says otherwise, Hermes is scum.

[Golf]

I think it's the Professor. Also I mispelled the word on my previous post. Someone make sense for me, please.

Professor
Richie Nix
Morbo
Nibbler

That's my ranking.

Now Fry, just because I always thought I'd have a hand in the apocalypse doesn't mean I had a hand in this one! And when everyone but Hermes placed a vote on Scruffy, I'm not sure why you've singled me out.

Honestly, I think it's rather suspicious that you're relying on Calculon's word to confirm Hermes. You're asking our masons to reveal themselves for little benefit, which makes them excellent choices for scum should the game continue another night.

[Richard Nixon's Head]

Looking on the bright side, that Scruffy janitor can probably clean the floors for Robot Devil down in the depths. Im sorry, lad. I'll issue a presidential pardon.

Fry-I voted to lynch both Zapp and Robot Devil. I started the Zapp train and went after Robot Devil early as well. Tell me again why I would do that if I was on the same team as them?

I thought in these here website if one of your teammates win your faction wins Syndicate points, so people here bus each other more.

I will vote for Scruffy! I still think my role-story-alignment case is awesome!

Dat's a good point, Fry! No one can be immune from suspicion.

I will vote fah de Professah. Again, it's pure gut, but I feel more strongly about him den Scruffy.

Bold words for a foreigner. How do we know you even have your green card to be working legally in this country? Why, even Senator Ballzonchin is a citizen, and he's a filthy Coffee Party Robotican.

Tell me about why you were so adamant the janitor was not working to overthrow this government we all know and love. But speak up! The cryogenic fluid makes it hard to hear.

[Richard Nixon's Head]

Putting pressure on Hermes

Arooooooooo

[Golf]

Putting pressure on Hermes

Arooooooooo

I'm willing to forgive Hermes for his vote; he proved to have the best intuitions of all of us about Scruffy, and he has role-claimed mason. I would like to hear more from our alien friend, the one they call Nibbler. I have a bad feeling about Fry, and perhaps that Nibblonian has insight.

If he does not respond, perhaps he's been silenced by the mafia?

[Perd Hapley]

Dr. Zoidberg, you lead me to believe something! Well at least you proved to be town in the end.

My pool of suspects:

Richie Nix
Morbo
Nibbler
Proffesor

Calculon, can you confirm you're a Mason with Hermes?

I can confirm.

[Kent Brockman]

I think it's the Professor. Also I mispelled the word on my previous post. Someone make sense for me, please.

Professor
Richie Nix
Morbo
Nibbler

That's my ranking.

Now Fry, just because I always thought I'd have a hand in the apocalypse doesn't mean I had a hand in this one! And when everyone but Hermes placed a vote on Scruffy, I'm not sure why you've singled me out.

Honestly, I think it's rather suspicious that you're relying on Calculon's word to confirm Hermes. You're asking our masons to reveal themselves for little benefit, which makes them excellent choices for scum should the game continue another night.

Why shouldn't I rely on Calculon, why would a townie lie that there is another mason when there's only 1 scum left? Now you're attempting to make me look bad too?

Putting pressure on Hermes

Arooooooooo

He has been confirmed as a mason by Calculon. Unless there are two scums less you should focus on the remaining players.

[Kent Brockman]

If the matrix is correct then there are still three town power roles. Three confirmed townies. The scum is on this pile:

Prof
Richie
Morbo
Nib

That's the order I'm willing to vote for people. Unless Morbo or Nibbler bussed their teammates just to win, the scum should be Prof or Richie.

[Kent Brockman]

I'm going to vote for the Prof. Even though he's my only remaining blood relative, I can't forgive what he did to Leela.

[Kent Brockman]

Actually, Day 2 looks pretty bad for Richie Nix. Prof could've easily not voted yet he did for Zapp.

[Kent Brockman]

I have no idea how Day 3 fits in with Richie Nix. If I recall correctly Robot Devil was caught red-handed trying to save his teammate on the previous day. If it was all but a foregone conclusion that Robot Devil was scum to the eyes of everyone, it's a goldeb opportunity to grab some sweet townie points.

So I'm picking Richie Nix now unless someone else have something to offer.

And I thought I was lazy!

[Golf]

I have no idea how Day 3 fits in with Richie Nix. If I recall correctly Robot Devil was caught red-handed trying to save his teammate on the previous day. If it was all but a foregone conclusion that Robot Devil was scum to the eyes of everyone, it's a goldeb opportunity to grab some sweet townie points.

So I'm picking Richie Nix now unless someone else have something to offer.

And I thought I was lazy!

Fry, you idiot, you're making a point and then immediately refuting it! I agree that if Nixon were really scum, he would have bussed the Devil on a foregone conclusion. But he didn't, which weakens your case for his evil. So why cast your vote on him?

Also, now that the masons have confirmed, it's crucial that we hear from everyone within the next few hours. According to my What-If Machine, the remaining Mafia could be the Jack of All Trades, who can silence a player. If someone doesn't speak, we can assume that he has been silenced and is therefore town. That might help narrow down the list of suspects. Ah, sweet logic!

[Kent Brockman]

Why Prof, are you scum? :O

But anyway if Nibbler has been silenced why not Morbo too? Can't they vote? This silencing jig is too messy!

[Kent Brockman]

I have no idea how Day 3 fits in with Richie Nix. If I recall correctly Robot Devil was caught red-handed trying to save his teammate on the previous day. If it was all but a foregone conclusion that Robot Devil was scum to the eyes of everyone, it's a goldeb opportunity to grab some sweet townie points.

So I'm picking Richie Nix now unless someone else have something to offer.

And I thought I was lazy!

Fry, you idiot, you're making a point and then immediately refuting it! I agree that if Nixon were really scum, he would have bussed the Devil on a foregone conclusion. But he didn't, which weakens your case for his evil. So why cast your vote on him?

What do you mean? Robot Devil had a landslide of votes on Day 3 because of his shenanigans on Day 2! I know I voted because of that

[Golf]

Why Prof, are you scum? :O

But anyway if Nibbler has been silenced why not Morbo too? Can't they vote? This silencing jig is too messy!

Conveniently obfuscating stupidity. If you refer to the instructions on my What-If Machine, you'll see that the Jack of All Trades receives only a one-shot Silentification Ray. It's possible that no one is silenced, but I'd appreciate exploring that possibility. What's more, we should have everyone's input on this crucial vote.

[Kent Brockman]

Why Prof, are you scum? :O

But anyway if Nibbler has been silenced why not Morbo too? Can't they vote? This silencing jig is too messy!

Conveniently obfuscating stupidity. If you refer to the instructions on my What-If Machine, you'll see that the Jack of All Trades receives only a one-shot Silentification Ray. It's possible that no one is silenced, but I'd appreciate exploring that possibility. What's more, we should have everyone's input on this crucial vote.

Hey! I'm just a pizza boy but I'm not stupid! What I'm saying is if Nibbler could've been silenced then what about Morbo too? Shouldn't this apply to him as well as he hasn't posted yet?

[Kent Brockman]

Nibbler and Morbo post if you're okay, if silenced vote H.G. Blob or yourselves or for your positive ID if you have one

[Tangrowth]

I just realized I didn't put *Unvote* and *No Lynch* options in the poll this time. I can't add them though or it'll reset the poll. Sorry, folks. Just use the H.G. Blob option for *Unvote*, and if you want *No Lynch*, don't vote at all and say so in the thread.

Thanks!

[Paul Stevens]

MORBO IS HERE! HE WAS SIMPLY BUSY FOR MOST OF THE DAY!

MORBO FINDS RICHARD NIXON'S VOTING PATTERN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS! IN ADDITION, THE CRUSTACEOUS DOCTOR VOICED WILLINGNESS TO EXAMINE NIXON MORE CLOSELY SHORTLY BEFORE DYING! PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT KILLED ZOIDBERG TO PREVENT HIM FROM FURTHER INVESTIGATION!

*VOTES RICHARD NIXON'S HEAD!*

[Richard Nixon's Head]

MORBO IS HERE! HE WAS SIMPLY BUSY FOR MOST OF THE DAY!

MORBO FINDS RICHARD NIXON'S VOTING PATTERN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS! IN ADDITION, THE CRUSTACEOUS DOCTOR VOICED WILLINGNESS TO EXAMINE NIXON MORE CLOSELY SHORTLY BEFORE DYING! PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT KILLED ZOIDBERG TO PREVENT HIM FROM FURTHER INVESTIGATION!

*VOTES RICHARD NIXON'S HEAD!*

That is simply not true. I don't eat crawfish: only microcellular organisms these days.

It wasn't the talking octopus that said he was looking to investigate. It was Scruffy, who I found to be lacking. Boy, was I wrong!

What specifically about my voting pattern does the mainstream media think is suspicious?

Also I switched my vote to

Nibbler

upon learning that I missed the mason claim by Hermes.

[Golf]

Although you are wrong in suspecting me, for reasons I have explained, I'll entertain your theory when applied to Nixon's situation. What else makes him bad?

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Morbo, if this is an attack on Nixon, it's weaker than the United State's "victory" over the Vietnamese! This reads to me as a request for more information from Scruffy, not an attempt to pressure the President. Moreover, if Nixon really were scum, I'd imagine he'd be more subtle about his kill, especially given that he'd be the last remaining evildoer.

[Grand Scheme]

Tings I nevah tought I would say: votin' Nixon.

He cleahly didn't realize dat I claimed earliah, and if he's bad den dat explains why I'm still alive today. Also he's de only one left besides me who didn't vote Zapp on Day 2.

Again, I have no special knowledge, so don't follow me blindly, but dat's mah 2 cents.

[Golf]

Sigh, I didn't want to do this, but with three votes on Nixon, I have no choice. Witness my latest invention: the Pocket Evilometer! I've had access to this the entire game, allowing me to determine which of our group is evil! [I am the cop.]

Now, my scans were fooled by the evildoer when it came to Scruffy. The Jack of All Trades has a one-shot Framing Device, which he used to make our dearly departed janitor appear as part of the Mafia. That's why I joined the cause when it came to snuffing the Scruff. But I can confirm that Hermes, Morbo, and Nixon are all good beings. Hermes has confirmed that Calculon is the other Mason, and I've just claimed my own civilian nature. That leaves Fry and Nibbler.

Nibbler has been silent, which we can read one of two ways. In the first, he's been silenced by Fry; in the second, he's the remaining evil and has chosen to stay under wraps. I noticed that Nibbler didn't contribute to the conversation on Day 3, which suggests he may have been silenced then. But he also hasn't yet spoken today.

Nibbler! Speak, or forever hold your peace!

[Richard Nixon's Head]

Tings I nevah tought I would say: votin' Nixon.

He cleahly didn't realize dat I claimed earliah, and if he's bad den dat explains why I'm still alive today. Also he's de only one left besides me who didn't vote Zapp on Day 2.

Again, I have no special knowledge, so don't follow me blindly, but dat's mah 2 cents.

Unfortunately, it was an oversight from my advisors that I missed that claim. Such that I have changed my vote- to an illegal alien that has fallen silent and brooding. It could be anywhere! Brereeraaaaaaarrr!

Agnew!! Have congress draft a new bill detailing military conscription to all foreign-bodies aliens. That'll show the Chinese!

Do not vote for me in the lynch poll: I am not a crook.
Vote for me in the next election if you want to keep this country great again.

[Perd Hapley]

Sigh, I didn't want to do this, but with three votes on Nixon, I have no choice. Witness my latest invention: the Pocket Evilometer! I've had access to this the entire game, allowing me to determine which of our group is evil! [I am the cop.]

Now, my scans were fooled by the evildoer when it came to Scruffy. The Jack of All Trades has a one-shot Framing Device, which he used to make our dearly departed janitor appear as part of the Mafia. That's why I joined the cause when it came to snuffing the Scruff. But I can confirm that Hermes, Morbo, and Nixon are all good beings. Hermes has confirmed that Calculon is the other Mason, and I've just claimed my own civilian nature. That leaves Fry and Nibbler.

Nibbler has been silent, which we can read one of two ways. In the first, he's been silenced by Fry; in the second, he's the remaining evil and has chosen to stay under wraps. I noticed that Nibbler didn't contribute to the conversation on Day 3, which suggests he may have been silenced then. But he also hasn't yet spoken today.

Nibbler! Speak, or forever hold your peace!

These are bold claims, Professor. However, I do not think the talking pet is evil. He was the first one to vote for Zapp during day 2 and he was also one of the early voters of the Robot Devil. This makes me think that if what you say is true, Fry may be the remaining evil one. What concerns me, however, is that if you have had this invention the whole time, why did you vote for Richard Nixon on day 3, if you are now confirming that Ol' Tricky Dick is good?

[Golf]

Sigh, I didn't want to do this, but with three votes on Nixon, I have no choice. Witness my latest invention: the Pocket Evilometer! I've had access to this the entire game, allowing me to determine which of our group is evil! [I am the cop.]

Now, my scans were fooled by the evildoer when it came to Scruffy. The Jack of All Trades has a one-shot Framing Device, which he used to make our dearly departed janitor appear as part of the Mafia. That's why I joined the cause when it came to snuffing the Scruff. But I can confirm that Hermes, Morbo, and Nixon are all good beings. Hermes has confirmed that Calculon is the other Mason, and I've just claimed my own civilian nature. That leaves Fry and Nibbler.

Nibbler has been silent, which we can read one of two ways. In the first, he's been silenced by Fry; in the second, he's the remaining evil and has chosen to stay under wraps. I noticed that Nibbler didn't contribute to the conversation on Day 3, which suggests he may have been silenced then. But he also hasn't yet spoken today.

Nibbler! Speak, or forever hold your peace!

These are bold claims, Professor. However, I do not think the talking pet is evil. He was the first one to vote for Zapp during day 2 and he was also one of the early voters of the Robot Devil. This makes me think that if what you say is true, Fry may be the remaining evil one. What concerns me, however, is that if you have had this invention the whole time, why did you vote for Richard Nixon on day 3, if you are now confirming that Ol' Tricky Dick is good?

Your calculations are excellent, Calculon, and I'm tempted to believe you are correct about Fry. It pains me to put an end to the old flesh and blood, but what must be done what must be done. I voted for Nixon at that time because, despite my genius, the device has a nasty recharge rate. I can only confirm one person per night as good or evil, and I hadn't yet gotten around to him. In fact, he just checked out as good last night!

[Golf]

Well, I suppose if you want something done right, you have to start it yourself. I'm voting Fry, and I encourage everyone to place votes either there or for Nibbler.

[Paul Stevens]

MORBO BELIEVES THE FRAIL HUMAN! MORBO IS MOVING HIS VOTE TO FRY! NIBBLER, IF YOU ARE ABLE, MORBO DEMANDS THAT YOU SPEAK!

[Perd Hapley]

I think I am going to be voting for fry as well.

[Kent Brockman]

I'm not scum you dummies!

[Kent Brockman]

So I just voted to lynch Zapp? I made sure he was leading on the day he got lynched. Seriously. Professor, you have the gall to call me dumb but your investigation skills are very poor!

Someone please save me from my great great grand nephew

[Kent Brockman]

Let's see, if I get lynched:

1 mislynch(Fry), 1 nk = 5 townies
1 mislynch(Nibbler), 1 nk = 3 townies

I think if you can kill and use a night action at the same time then Professor Farnsworth is scum! He's a jack of all trades using Setup 2!

He silenced Nibbler today, he has a one-shot night kill left which means he can use that along with his kill tonight or the next night. He only needs to lynch me and Nibbler to win!

[Kent Brockman]

To the mod, if the scum is jack of all trades can he use the night kill role and his faction's kill at the same time?

[Kent Brockman]

I'm voting for the Professor! Vote for him tomorrow!

Leela, Bender, Dr. Zoidberg, my good friends, wait for me, I'm coming for you!

[Kent Brockman]

The numbers add up! It's a gambit!

7 players
1 mislynch(Fry), 1 nk(+1 role nk) = 4 players
1 mislynch(Nibbler), 1 nk = 2 players

Scum win!

Make no mistake a mason will die tonight! And you will know that I am right!

[Kent Brockman]

Actually, it doesn't matter if a mason dies tonight, you'll all be voting by the Professor's will tomorrow!

[Kent Brockman]

Won't somebody please log in? :'(

[Kent Brockman]

I just want to add you only need to look at Professor Farnsworth's voting history to see who is more credible between us!

[Kent Brockman]

Google[Bot], you are my only friend right now. I feel glad for your companionship.

[Kent Brockman]

Actually I'm completely wrong about the jack of all trades setup. The setups I just realized correspond to the setups on the matrix.

So if Professor ID'd Nixon and Morbo as town and we have two masons then Nibbler is scum.

[Kent Brockman]

There, I voted Nibbler. Can we please lynch it instead noe? Please?

[Kent Brockman]

Sigh, I didn't want to do this, but with three votes on Nixon, I have no choice. Witness my latest invention: the Pocket Evilometer! I've had access to this the entire game, allowing me to determine which of our group is evil! [I am the cop.]

Now, my scans were fooled by the evildoer when it came to Scruffy. The Jack of All Trades has a one-shot Framing Device, which he used to make our dearly departed janitor appear as part of the Mafia. That's why I joined the cause when it came to snuffing the Scruff. But I can confirm that Hermes, Morbo, and Nixon are all good beings. Hermes has confirmed that Calculon is the other Mason, and I've just claimed my own civilian nature. That leaves Fry and Nibbler.

Nibbler has been silent, which we can read one of two ways. In the first, he's been silenced by Fry; in the second, he's the remaining evil and has chosen to stay under wraps. I noticed that Nibbler didn't contribute to the conversation on Day 3, which suggests he may have been silenced then. But he also hasn't yet spoken today.

Nibbler! Speak, or forever hold your peace!

These are bold claims, Professor. However, I do not think the talking pet is evil. He was the first one to vote for Zapp during day 2 and he was also one of the early voters of the Robot Devil. This makes me think that if what you say is true, Fry may be the remaining evil one. What concerns me, however, is that if you have had this invention the whole time, why did you vote for Richard Nixon on day 3, if you are now confirming that Ol' Tricky Dick is good?

I'm town!

[Kent Brockman]

I thought you guys here bus more because even if one of your teammates win you win with points included. Nibbler might have bussed. For I am sure I am 100% town. Just because I'm from a thousand years ago doesn't mean I mean any of you harm.