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by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:44 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]

Props to Long Con for committing to the bit. He knew he was killing falcon before falcon even returned to the game.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:50 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]

https://discord.gg/TP2yPKxa

Dead/spectator chat
by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:48 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]

The final reckoning has arrived. Who was the dealer of the squealer? Who breezed the cheese?

Elohcin had had enough of her husband's literal shit. "YOU FARTED. I KNOW THE SMELL. JUST FESS UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

Epignosis was incredulous. "I thought you knew my brand. Maybe I need to share more of it with you."

The spouses wrestled in the seat of the van until Elohcin had overpowered Epignosis. He was incapacitated. Epignosis...


Spoiler: show
DID
Spoiler: show
not
FART

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Elohcin, satisfied that she had finally resolved the matter, tried to catch her breath. That was a mistake. The first significant inhale invited the most pungent funk she'd ever experienced. Oh my god. There is still fart.

Elohcin gave in to the stank. She...

Spoiler: show
DID
Spoiler: show
not
FART


Spoiler: show
Long Con looked around him. He was now surrounded by a mass of unconscious fools. They'd all succumbed to the power of his ass. He lifted his leg and released one more triumphant FRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMP.

Everyone else died. Including the driver. Congratulations to Long Con and sprityo for being the nastiest sons of bitches in all the van!
by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:40 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]

WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:40 pm


Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
2
40%
Voters: Long Con, Elohcin
Long Con
1
20%
Voters: Epignosis
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Injured host (spec)
2
40%
Voters: Dragon D. Luffy, JaggedJimmyJay
Total votes: 5
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:44 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

falcon45ca has been farted out of the van.

Three remain conscious, one of them ripped their asshole wide open. Who was it? As they consider this, they drive past a man riding a bicycle. Unbelievably, the seat of his bike shears off from the frame without warning and sends the man dropping directly into the pavement, tailbone-first. He also ripped his asshole wide open. Poor bastard.

Anyway, who farted?

VOTES ARE NOT LOCKED. THE DAY ENDS IN 48 HOURS AT 9:40 pm EST on Wednesday.


@falcon45ca

@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@Long Con
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:48 am
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

No need to worry though, friends. My ass separated from my bicycle and decided to hang out with the pavement instead. I’m okay, but gimme a day.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:33 am
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

Sorry everyone. I’ve injured myself and will need some time. Extending the night phase one day.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:53 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

Day 4 has ended. Everyone has moved as far toward the corners of the van as possible, though the driver has no such luxury. The stank is out of control. You're all too weak to do anything about it.

Night 4 will last just under 23 hours. Thanks for your patience this evening.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:52 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

Day 4 Poll

Spoiler: show
WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Sat Apr 26, 2025 6:31 pm


Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
0
No votes
Voters: None
falcon45ca
0
No votes
Voters: None
Long Con
0
No votes
Voters: None
No elimination / Sleep
4
44%
Voters: Long Con, falcon45ca, Epignosis, Elohcin
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Busy host (spec)
5
56%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, Scotty, MacDougall, Dragon D. Luffy, S~V~S
Total votes: 9
by JaggedJimmyJay
Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:52 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

Our Moderator on Duty, JPIC, has had to step away for a pre-planned event. We may be without a MoD for the remainder of the game, so please continue to play respectfully (as everyone has been doing already). If you have concerns, please reach out to me. Thanks, gang.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:22 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

I received a private question that I will answer publicly. Paraphrased:

If the mafia do not submit a kill, does a kill occur?

Yes. Night kills are mandatory. I do not allow mafia to skip night kills on purpose. If the mafia do not submit a kill, the kill is randomized among all living players (including the mafia themselves).
by JaggedJimmyJay
Fri Apr 25, 2025 2:54 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

Please do not discuss interactions with the host in any capacity. Also, please do not respond to or refer to this post. Thanks.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:32 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]

Can't provide proper write-up, very busy.

Night 3 ended, Scotty died, didn't fart.

Day 4 will last 48 hours.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:30 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]

Stand by
by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:36 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]

@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Scotty
by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:34 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]

Day 3 has ended. Surely, it was MacDougall that farted. That would be on the nose, granted, but sometimes the universe understands how to behave. This theme demands that MacDougall be the farter. He...

Spoiler: show
did NOT fart.

See the spectator chat for the randomization of the elimination.

Spoiler: show
Night 3 will last 24 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Thursday.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:30 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]

Day 3 Poll

Spoiler: show
WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Wed Apr 23, 2025 6:30 pm


Elohcin
2
22%
Voters: Scotty, Epignosis
Epignosis
0
No votes
Voters: None
falcon45ca
0
No votes
Voters: None
Long Con
1
11%
Voters: MacDougall
MacDougall
2
22%
Voters: Elohcin, Long Con
Scotty
0
No votes
Voters: None
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
How do we even know two people farted? (spec)
4
44%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, S~V~S, Dragon D. Luffy, sprityo
Total votes: 9
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 21, 2025 9:30 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]

Night 2 has ended. Roxy has been sniffed out. She did NOT fart.

You swear that the windows of the van are beginning to tint slightly brown. The Geiger counter in the trunk begins to click noisily. This blast job has gone nuclear. Never before has someone taken the phrase "blow it up" so literally. You can't take much more of this.

Day 3 will last 48 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Wednesday.


@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@Scotty
by JaggedJimmyJay
Sun Apr 20, 2025 9:32 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 2]

Day 2 has ended.

Heads --> Dragon D. Luffy
Tails --> Elohcin

The flip is... HEADS! (see spectator chat for video)

Dragon D. Luffy has succumbed to the fumes. He...


Spoiler: show
Did NOT fart.

Spoiler: show
Night 2 will last 24 hours until 6:30 PM EST on Monday.

@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@Scotty
by JaggedJimmyJay
Sun Apr 20, 2025 9:31 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 2]

Day 2 Poll

Spoiler: show
WHO FARTED?
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

You may select 1 option


Dragon D. Luffy
3
25%
Voters: Elohcin, Epignosis, MacDougall
Elohcin
3
25%
Voters: Dragon D. Luffy, Scotty, Long Con
Epignosis
0
No votes
Voters: None
falcon45ca
0
No votes
Voters: None
Long Con
0
No votes
Voters: None
MacDougall
0
No votes
Voters: None
Roxy
0
No votes
Voters: None
Scotty
0
No votes
Voters: None
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Fart jokes are high society. (spec)
6
50%
Voters: sprityo, RondoDimBuckle, Justplayingitcool, Syn, S~V~S, JaggedJimmyJay
Total votes: 12
by JaggedJimmyJay
Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:15 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 2]

Day 2 ends in 75 minutes. The poll has no timer. I will end the day manually.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:40 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]

Night 1 has ended. S~V~S fell unconscious in the unfortunate stink. She did NOT fart.

Day 2 is underway and will last slightly under 47 hours until 9:30 PM EST to make up for my pitiful hosting tardiness. The poll has no deadline; I will screenshot it when we're through.


@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
by JaggedJimmyJay
Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:36 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]

Day 1 Poll
Spoiler: show
WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Thu Apr 17, 2025 6:30 pm


Dragon D. Luffy
1
8%
Voters: falcon45ca
Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
0
No votes
Voters: None
falcon45ca
0
No votes
Voters: None
Long Con
0
No votes
Voters: None
MacDougall
0
No votes
Voters: None
Roxy
0
No votes
Voters: None
S~V~S
3
23%
Voters: Elohcin, sprityo, Dragon D. Luffy
Scotty
0
No votes
Voters: None
sprityo
6
46%
Voters: S~V~S, MacDougall, Roxy, Long Con, Scotty, Epignosis
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
There's just sulfur in the air! (spec)
3
23%
Voters: Justplayingitcool, JaggedJimmyJay, Syn
Total votes: 13
by JaggedJimmyJay
Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:24 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]

Sorry, folks. I got side-tracked at work and forgot about tge game. Give me about 15 minutes.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:30 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]

Day 1 has ended. sprityo was eliminated. He...

Spoiler: show
Farted.

That's right. He did it. The nasty bastard let one rip. A culprit has been identified. He has indicated to me that it was a jart. That must be why it smells like old milk.

sprityo cackles maniacally from the back seat of the van. There are tears in his eyes. There are also tears in your eyes, but for a very different reason.

Night 1 will last 24 hours. The thread is locked. So are the windows. Suffer.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:30 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo

Day 1 is underway and will last 48 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Thursday the 17th of April.

WHO FARTED?
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:24 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted???

@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:21 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted???

You're all journeying together in a van headed for the annual Syndicate camping excursion. It's a very hot day, the air conditioning isn't working correctly, and everyone is feeling miserable.

Someone doesn't seem to be able to read the room, however, and decides to make it worse for everyone. SOMEONE absolutely just farted. You smell it right away. It's pungent, powerful, offensive, and not at all dignified. You begin to gag.

WHO FARTED?


Image

It is Day 0. This day will last a bit more than 23 hours until 9:30 PM EST when we will begin Day 1.

You may begin posting as soon as you receive your role (within moments of right now).
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:08 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted???

The Moderator on Duty is @Justplayingitcool.

He will announce himself when he has an opportunity.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:07 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Re: Who farted???

Days are 48 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long. Day 0 will be shorter than these.

The game is mountainous. Everything is ordinary with respect to day eliminations and night kills.

Remember that the premier rules in any Syndicate Mafia game come straight from the site rules. Review those rules below, and direct any concerns you may have to the host or moderator(s) on duty.

[Link] Rules and Guidelines on The Syndicate

Also always be mindful of the culture of respect that must be maintained in all Syndicate spaces at all times, to include this game thread and any external communication spaces relating to the game. Players must be respectful to one another, to the game host, to the members of the staff overseeing the game, to the game itself by way of its rules and spirit, to the Syndicate community in general, and ideally also to themselves. Respect is never optional. See our full manifesto on our culture of respect below.

[Link] A Syndicate Mafia Culture of Respect

Game rules and guidelines

Spoiler: show
Voting and Claiming Rules

1.) Claim whatever you want if anything. This game has no roles.
2.) Votes in the poll are official, and I will only consider the poll votes when I resolve a day phase. It is still obligatory to call votes in the game thread, as the poll does not track voting order. Call your votes to make it possible to discern timing and order. This is not optional. Please call votes with the [ vote ][ /vote ] tags (no spaces).
3.) Votes are changeable with no limitations.
4.) Voting is not obligatory. There is no requirement to vote in any phase whatsoever. There are participation standards though, which I'll cover separately.
5.) The player who has received the most votes at the deadline shall be eliminated. There is no majority hammer.
6.) In the event of a tied vote, the chopped player shall be decided among the tied names at random.
7.) A "no elimination" option will be included each day phase. This option must lead the tally with no ties to be enacted at any time.
8.) You may NOT vote for yourself.

Participation Standard

There is no rigid standard for participation; this will be at the host's discretion. All players are expected to make a sincere effort to contribute to the game thread consistently enough that their content can be fairly judged. Non-participation has an adverse effect upon the balance of the game. If I decide a player is not participating enough to facilitate this balance, that player will be replaced. If a replacement cannot be found, there might be a modkill. With this in mind I reiterate: it's very important that everyone try to participate. At least a few posts per day/night cycle are a bare minimum.

Other

1.) Respect all guidelines and rules found in The Syndicate's announcements section. Above all else, treat your fellow players with respect -- this is just a game.
2.) BTSC (behind the scenes chatter) is only permitted in host-designated locations.
3.) No editing or deleting of posts in the game thread.
4.) Just don't make posts when you're dead unless you have been given express permission by the host.
5.) Non-players may not post in the game thread.
6.) Living players wishing to discuss something off-topic may choose to do so in {Off-Topic} Green. There's an "OT" button for this in the post editor. This is not required.
7.) If you ever have any questions about the rules, roles, or setup, please ask me privately.

Angleshooting, excessive appeal to emotion, and loopholes

Don't.

We all know what the spirit of Mafia is about. So don't. If you ever think something might be cutting it close, just ask me before doing it/saying it. Thanks gang.

Examples of things that suck:
- Relying on volatile emotionality as a strategy to progress the game for yourself (or posting the same material non-strategically). Utilize the moderators on duty.
- Referencing out-of-game personal information to progress yourself in the game (regardless of alignment) -- you can mention things about life, just don't expect it to necessarily be worth added grace in the game.
- Trying to use specific wording in your role card to glean information in the thread
- Making reads or judgments about the game based upon who you see in the "Who is online" section under the thread
- Openly calling for or talking about the mafia team conceding
- Discussing anything outside the game thread that should have no bearing on it (e.g., technical quirks you observe on Discord) other than ordinary metagaming
- Plenty of other things; there are too many to list. Contact me if you're tempted but unsure or if you believe someone else has engaged in an angleshooting or appeal to emotion violation.


Sample civilian role card:
You did NOT fart.

The game begins now with Day 0. Day 1 will begin tomorrow (Tuesday) the 15th of April at 6:30 PM EST. You may access the game thread [link]
Please indicate that you have read the rules by saying "peeyoo!" in some form or another. This is not required, but it's nice to know that people care.
by JaggedJimmyJay
Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:04 pm
Forum: The Hustle
Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Replies: 625
Views: 12287

Who farted??? [Day 5]

COME ON. What the hell, dude??? Fess up, jerks, who did it? Oh GOD it smells like old milk! WTF!

Image

Vanilla game
2 people farted.
8 people did not fart.

Determine who farted.
Players

Elohcin - posts
Epignosis - posts
falcon45ca - posts
Long Con - posts
MacDougall - posts
Scotty - posts


Incapacitated by Stank

sprityo - posts - Eliminated on Day 1 - Farted
S~V~S - posts - Killed on Night 1 - Did NOT fart
Dragon D. Luffy - posts - Eliminated on Day 2 - Did NOT fart
Roxy - posts - Killed on Night 2 - Did NOT fart

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