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- Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:44 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]
Props to Long Con for committing to the bit. He knew he was killing falcon before falcon even returned to the game.
- Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:50 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
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- Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:48 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]
The final reckoning has arrived. Who was the dealer of the squealer? Who breezed the cheese?
Elohcin had had enough of her husband's literal shit. "YOU FARTED. I KNOW THE SMELL. JUST FESS UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
Epignosis was incredulous. "I thought you knew my brand. Maybe I need to share more of it with you."
The spouses wrestled in the seat of the van until Elohcin had overpowered Epignosis. He was incapacitated. Epignosis...
Elohcin had had enough of her husband's literal shit. "YOU FARTED. I KNOW THE SMELL. JUST FESS UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
Epignosis was incredulous. "I thought you knew my brand. Maybe I need to share more of it with you."
The spouses wrestled in the seat of the van until Elohcin had overpowered Epignosis. He was incapacitated. Epignosis...
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- Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:40 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 5]
WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:40 pm
Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
2
40%
Voters: Long Con, Elohcin
Long Con
1
20%
Voters: Epignosis
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Injured host (spec)
2
40%
Voters: Dragon D. Luffy, JaggedJimmyJay
Total votes: 5
Poll ended at Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:40 pm
Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
2
40%
Voters: Long Con, Elohcin
Long Con
1
20%
Voters: Epignosis
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Injured host (spec)
2
40%
Voters: Dragon D. Luffy, JaggedJimmyJay
Total votes: 5
- Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:44 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
falcon45ca has been farted out of the van.
Three remain conscious, one of them ripped their asshole wide open. Who was it? As they consider this, they drive past a man riding a bicycle. Unbelievably, the seat of his bike shears off from the frame without warning and sends the man dropping directly into the pavement, tailbone-first. He also ripped his asshole wide open. Poor bastard.
Anyway, who farted?
VOTES ARE NOT LOCKED. THE DAY ENDS IN 48 HOURS AT 9:40 pm EST on Wednesday.
@falcon45ca
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@Long Con
Three remain conscious, one of them ripped their asshole wide open. Who was it? As they consider this, they drive past a man riding a bicycle. Unbelievably, the seat of his bike shears off from the frame without warning and sends the man dropping directly into the pavement, tailbone-first. He also ripped his asshole wide open. Poor bastard.
Anyway, who farted?
VOTES ARE NOT LOCKED. THE DAY ENDS IN 48 HOURS AT 9:40 pm EST on Wednesday.
@falcon45ca
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@Long Con
- Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:48 am
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
No need to worry though, friends. My ass separated from my bicycle and decided to hang out with the pavement instead. I’m okay, but gimme a day.
- Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:33 am
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
Sorry everyone. I’ve injured myself and will need some time. Extending the night phase one day.
- Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:53 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
Day 4 has ended. Everyone has moved as far toward the corners of the van as possible, though the driver has no such luxury. The stank is out of control. You're all too weak to do anything about it.
Night 4 will last just under 23 hours. Thanks for your patience this evening.
Night 4 will last just under 23 hours. Thanks for your patience this evening.
- Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:52 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
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- Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:52 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
Our Moderator on Duty, JPIC, has had to step away for a pre-planned event. We may be without a MoD for the remainder of the game, so please continue to play respectfully (as everyone has been doing already). If you have concerns, please reach out to me. Thanks, gang.
- Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:22 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
I received a private question that I will answer publicly. Paraphrased:
If the mafia do not submit a kill, does a kill occur?
Yes. Night kills are mandatory. I do not allow mafia to skip night kills on purpose. If the mafia do not submit a kill, the kill is randomized among all living players (including the mafia themselves).
If the mafia do not submit a kill, does a kill occur?
Yes. Night kills are mandatory. I do not allow mafia to skip night kills on purpose. If the mafia do not submit a kill, the kill is randomized among all living players (including the mafia themselves).
- Fri Apr 25, 2025 2:54 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
Please do not discuss interactions with the host in any capacity. Also, please do not respond to or refer to this post. Thanks.
- Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:32 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 4]
Can't provide proper write-up, very busy.
Night 3 ended, Scotty died, didn't fart.
Day 4 will last 48 hours.
Night 3 ended, Scotty died, didn't fart.
Day 4 will last 48 hours.
- Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]
Stand by
- Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:36 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Scotty
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Scotty
- Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:34 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
- Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
- Mon Apr 21, 2025 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 3]
Night 2 has ended. Roxy has been sniffed out. She did NOT fart.
You swear that the windows of the van are beginning to tint slightly brown. The Geiger counter in the trunk begins to click noisily. This blast job has gone nuclear. Never before has someone taken the phrase "blow it up" so literally. You can't take much more of this.
Day 3 will last 48 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Wednesday.
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@Scotty
You swear that the windows of the van are beginning to tint slightly brown. The Geiger counter in the trunk begins to click noisily. This blast job has gone nuclear. Never before has someone taken the phrase "blow it up" so literally. You can't take much more of this.
Day 3 will last 48 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Wednesday.
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@Scotty
- Sun Apr 20, 2025 9:32 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
- Sun Apr 20, 2025 9:31 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
- Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:15 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 2]
Day 2 ends in 75 minutes. The poll has no timer. I will end the day manually.
- Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:40 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]
Night 1 has ended. S~V~S fell unconscious in the unfortunate stink. She did NOT fart.
Day 2 is underway and will last slightly under 47 hours until 9:30 PM EST to make up for my pitiful hosting tardiness. The poll has no deadline; I will screenshot it when we're through.
@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
Day 2 is underway and will last slightly under 47 hours until 9:30 PM EST to make up for my pitiful hosting tardiness. The poll has no deadline; I will screenshot it when we're through.
@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
- Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:36 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]
Day 1 Poll
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- Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:24 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]
Sorry, folks. I got side-tracked at work and forgot about tge game. Give me about 15 minutes.
- Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 1]
Day 1 has ended. sprityo was eliminated. He...
Night 1 will last 24 hours. The thread is locked. So are the windows. Suffer.
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Night 1 will last 24 hours. The thread is locked. So are the windows. Suffer.
- Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]
@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo
Day 1 is underway and will last 48 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Thursday the 17th of April.
WHO FARTED?
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo
Day 1 is underway and will last 48 hours until 9:30 PM EST on Thursday the 17th of April.
WHO FARTED?
- Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:24 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted???
@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo
- Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:21 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted???
You're all journeying together in a van headed for the annual Syndicate camping excursion. It's a very hot day, the air conditioning isn't working correctly, and everyone is feeling miserable.
Someone doesn't seem to be able to read the room, however, and decides to make it worse for everyone. SOMEONE absolutely just farted. You smell it right away. It's pungent, powerful, offensive, and not at all dignified. You begin to gag.
WHO FARTED?
It is Day 0. This day will last a bit more than 23 hours until 9:30 PM EST when we will begin Day 1.
You may begin posting as soon as you receive your role (within moments of right now).
Someone doesn't seem to be able to read the room, however, and decides to make it worse for everyone. SOMEONE absolutely just farted. You smell it right away. It's pungent, powerful, offensive, and not at all dignified. You begin to gag.
WHO FARTED?

It is Day 0. This day will last a bit more than 23 hours until 9:30 PM EST when we will begin Day 1.
You may begin posting as soon as you receive your role (within moments of right now).
- Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:08 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted???
The Moderator on Duty is @Justplayingitcool.
He will announce himself when he has an opportunity.
He will announce himself when he has an opportunity.
- Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:07 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
- Views: 12287
Re: Who farted???
Days are 48 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long. Day 0 will be shorter than these.
The game is mountainous. Everything is ordinary with respect to day eliminations and night kills.
Game rules and guidelines
Angleshooting, excessive appeal to emotion, and loopholes
Don't.
We all know what the spirit of Mafia is about. So don't. If you ever think something might be cutting it close, just ask me before doing it/saying it. Thanks gang.
Examples of things that suck:
- Relying on volatile emotionality as a strategy to progress the game for yourself (or posting the same material non-strategically). Utilize the moderators on duty.
- Referencing out-of-game personal information to progress yourself in the game (regardless of alignment) -- you can mention things about life, just don't expect it to necessarily be worth added grace in the game.
- Trying to use specific wording in your role card to glean information in the thread
- Making reads or judgments about the game based upon who you see in the "Who is online" section under the thread
- Openly calling for or talking about the mafia team conceding
- Discussing anything outside the game thread that should have no bearing on it (e.g., technical quirks you observe on Discord) other than ordinary metagaming
- Plenty of other things; there are too many to list. Contact me if you're tempted but unsure or if you believe someone else has engaged in an angleshooting or appeal to emotion violation.
Sample civilian role card:
The game is mountainous. Everything is ordinary with respect to day eliminations and night kills.
Remember that the premier rules in any Syndicate Mafia game come straight from the site rules. Review those rules below, and direct any concerns you may have to the host or moderator(s) on duty.
[Link] Rules and Guidelines on The Syndicate
Also always be mindful of the culture of respect that must be maintained in all Syndicate spaces at all times, to include this game thread and any external communication spaces relating to the game. Players must be respectful to one another, to the game host, to the members of the staff overseeing the game, to the game itself by way of its rules and spirit, to the Syndicate community in general, and ideally also to themselves. Respect is never optional. See our full manifesto on our culture of respect below.
[Link] A Syndicate Mafia Culture of Respect
Game rules and guidelines
Spoiler: show
Angleshooting, excessive appeal to emotion, and loopholes
Don't.
We all know what the spirit of Mafia is about. So don't. If you ever think something might be cutting it close, just ask me before doing it/saying it. Thanks gang.
Examples of things that suck:
- Relying on volatile emotionality as a strategy to progress the game for yourself (or posting the same material non-strategically). Utilize the moderators on duty.
- Referencing out-of-game personal information to progress yourself in the game (regardless of alignment) -- you can mention things about life, just don't expect it to necessarily be worth added grace in the game.
- Trying to use specific wording in your role card to glean information in the thread
- Making reads or judgments about the game based upon who you see in the "Who is online" section under the thread
- Openly calling for or talking about the mafia team conceding
- Discussing anything outside the game thread that should have no bearing on it (e.g., technical quirks you observe on Discord) other than ordinary metagaming
- Plenty of other things; there are too many to list. Contact me if you're tempted but unsure or if you believe someone else has engaged in an angleshooting or appeal to emotion violation.
Sample civilian role card:
Please indicate that you have read the rules by saying "peeyoo!" in some form or another. This is not required, but it's nice to know that people care.You did NOT fart.
The game begins now with Day 0. Day 1 will begin tomorrow (Tuesday) the 15th of April at 6:30 PM EST. You may access the game thread [link]
- Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:04 pm
- Forum: The Hustle
- Topic: Who farted??? [Day 5]
- Replies: 625
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Who farted??? [Day 5]
COME ON. What the hell, dude??? Fess up, jerks, who did it? Oh GOD it smells like old milk! WTF!

Vanilla game
2 people farted.
8 people did not fart.
Determine who farted.
Players
Vanilla game
2 people farted.
8 people did not fart.
Determine who farted.
Elohcin - posts
Epignosis - posts
falcon45ca - posts
Long Con - posts
MacDougall - posts
Scotty - posts
Incapacitated by Stank
sprityo - posts - Eliminated on Day 1 - Farted
S~V~S - posts - Killed on Night 1 - Did NOT fart
Dragon D. Luffy - posts - Eliminated on Day 2 - Did NOT fart
Roxy - posts - Killed on Night 2 - Did NOT fart