Who farted??? [Day 5]

[Epignosis]

Well, I was the second voter for sprityo, which put him up to two votes and tied for the lead. Your vote was fourth, and attached itself to a train that was already going.

One minor note is that I don't think it's fair to make vote order king.

I'm the one who called out sprityo early on. I made arguments against him and got people voting for him.

[Epignosis]

Well, guess it's nappy nap time.

My vote Day 5 could go to anyone.

But not Jesus. He'd come back in three days and bitch slap my ass.

[Long Con]

I hear he was crucified for farting

[Epignosis]

Assfixiation

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Day 4 Poll

Spoiler: show

WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Sat Apr 26, 2025 6:31 pm


Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
0
No votes
Voters: None
falcon45ca
0
No votes
Voters: None
Long Con
0
No votes
Voters: None
No elimination / Sleep
4
44%
Voters: Long Con, falcon45ca, Epignosis, Elohcin
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Busy host (spec)
5
56%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, Scotty, MacDougall, Dragon D. Luffy, S~V~S
Total votes: 9

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Day 4 has ended. Everyone has moved as far toward the corners of the van as possible, though the driver has no such luxury. The stank is out of control. You're all too weak to do anything about it.

Night 4 will last just under 23 hours. Thanks for your patience this evening.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Sorry everyone. I’ve injured myself and will need some time. Extending the night phase one day.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

No need to worry though, friends. My ass separated from my bicycle and decided to hang out with the pavement instead. I’m okay, but gimme a day.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

falcon45ca has been farted out of the van.

Three remain conscious, one of them ripped their asshole wide open. Who was it? As they consider this, they drive past a man riding a bicycle. Unbelievably, the seat of his bike shears off from the frame without warning and sends the man dropping directly into the pavement, tailbone-first. He also ripped his asshole wide open. Poor bastard.

Anyway, who farted?

VOTES ARE NOT LOCKED. THE DAY ENDS IN 48 HOURS AT 9:40 pm EST on Wednesday.

@falcon45ca

@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@Long Con

[Long Con]

Dude...

Anyway, congrats to falcon for dying, you are the envy of us all. Well, except for one of us.

JJJ was kind enough to give us a beautiful, butthole-related, palate-cleansing and game-flavourful dose of reality, so let's just start from here and find the one who dealt it.

[Epignosis]

Glad you're okay, JJJ. For real.

Spoiler: show

Hope the pavement is too.

[Long Con]

I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.

Care to share why other than the waving a match around bit? I think SVS is just being genuine. I know another person who would outright refuse to even SAY the would fart and you're related to her.

Looking at Eloh's posts, I notice here that she didn't mention sprityo, and focused on S~V~S being Town.

[Long Con]

I voted SVS.

Oh, yeah, she ended that last post suspecting S~V~S, I remember this was discussed already.

My original point was about not mentioning sprityo though.

[Long Con]

Everyone else aside from me alphabetically (interestingly enough) would have to be a busser: MacDougall, Roxy, Long Con, Scotty

I think the correct answer today is DDL and reevaluate if that fails. I do not have the bandwidth on a weekend (work) to study potential bussers. If forced to pick one of them based on memory alone, MacDougall.

The only argument I could slightly have for the case you built would be, why would someone defend a teammate so hard. But, as it was pointed out...there are only two of them (were only two of them) so I can see why. So...good work. I'm tailing and voting DDL. I think he is our best shot.

Elohcin hedges a great amount here. Wolf Eloh would be dipping lightly into TMI to perhaps look better after DDL goes over.

[Long Con]

Not gonna be voting ddl. (at least as of rn he may yet confess)

he is a better player than to defend his teamie in a mountainous game d 1

That was my initial thought. Then someone else said that with only 2 mafia...it makes sense. What do you think WOULD make someone defend another player so strongly in a vanilla game like this if he were town?

This is kind of disingenuous, because DDL was clear on why he didn't want to eliminate sprityo on Day 1.

[Long Con]

She defends SVS and switches to suspecting her on the same post.

That's... weird. I would have at least editted out part 1 of the post if part 2 made my opinion on SVS do a 180.

[VOTE: Eloh] aubergine

I dunno maybe mafia would have written that better too? But right now it just looks weird.

That is a weird heel turn on S~V~S in that post, and she doesn't mention sprityo at all.

I had no thoughts on Sprityo.

Oh yeah, I already brought this up before. Eloh's answer was acceptable at best, certainly not super-convincing though.

[Long Con]

That's as far as I got tonight with Eloh's posts, and possible Wolfy angles. Lots of time left, good night.

[Elohcin]

Epi kills falcon so he can keep his wife in the game. Or, LC kills falcon so that it looks like Epi killed falcon to keep his wife in the game.

It's one of you two and either one of you wouldn't kill the other bc falcon and I both suspected you two the most.

sigh.....I just cannot decide.

@JaggedJimmyJay - I'm sorry you had that kind of day. It takes so long for the coccyx to heal...I hope it's not too bad for you.

[Elohcin]

I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.

Care to share why other than the waving a match around bit? I think SVS is just being genuine. I know another person who would outright refuse to even SAY the would fart and you're related to her.

Looking at Eloh's posts, I notice here that she didn't mention sprityo, and focused on S~V~S being Town.

And this makes ME took at Epi saying he refuses to breath in the vicinity of Sprityo or SVS. I think Epi throws this little comment out there in the beginning of the game just to have something to point back to. "See, I suspected Sprityo in the beginning." And, if the poll results from JJJ's recap post are in order (which I assume they are) Epi was last to vote Sprit. It was 5 votes for Sprit and 3 votes for SVS. Sure, he could have voted SVS to tie it up and had a chance to keep his teammate around, but that was only a 50/50 chance and voting him would have given him some civ points. Enough to make it to the last three alive in the game.

What do you two think about this theory?

To address LC - I said this before in this game....if I don't have a read on someone, I don't talk about them. I wait until I have a read.

[Epignosis]

Epi kills falcon so he can keep his wife in the game. Or, LC kills falcon so that it looks like Epi killed falcon to keep his wife in the game.

My darling bride, mother of my children, maker of the most delightful desserts, the most radiant element of my existence:

I do not give a fuck about keeping you in the game.

If murdering you advanced my position, I would have already found the perfect body bag for your precious corpse and chucked you down a picturesque but very remote embankment.

I would be in TJ before anyone noticed you were missing.

No.

Were I mafia, it would 100% be Long Con visiting our freshwater aquatic wildlife friends, and for two distinct reasons.

First, there is no guarantee falcon votes. Carrying a somewhat inactive civilian into endgame improves my chances.

Second, having just made a case on Long Con (however ridiculous he regards it), destroying my biggest "suspect" renders me looking foolish and without a plan, such that I must now "go back to the drawing board" as it were with someone I have suspected almost the entire time and someone else who has barely been around.

In all of this, beloved, you would be an afterthought and a non-factor- a stunningly majestic afterthought and non-factor.

[Long Con]

I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.

Care to share why other than the waving a match around bit? I think SVS is just being genuine. I know another person who would outright refuse to even SAY the would fart and you're related to her.

Looking at Eloh's posts, I notice here that she didn't mention sprityo, and focused on S~V~S being Town.

And this makes ME took at Epi saying he refuses to breath in the vicinity of Sprityo or SVS. I think Epi throws this little comment out there in the beginning of the game just to have something to point back to. "See, I suspected Sprityo in the beginning." And, if the poll results from JJJ's recap post are in order (which I assume they are) Epi was last to vote Sprit. It was 5 votes for Sprit and 3 votes for SVS. Sure, he could have voted SVS to tie it up and had a chance to keep his teammate around, but that was only a 50/50 chance and voting him would have given him some civ points. Enough to make it to the last three alive in the game.

What do you two think about this theory?

To address LC - I said this before in this game....if I don't have a read on someone, I don't talk about them. I wait until I have a read.

Yeah, I got back up to that already-stated reason in subsequent posts.

Early distancing, as you're describing Epi doing, is a smart thing for a Wolf to do. I once got caught because I never once mentioned my partner, and after they were caught, I was called out and had no excuse for it. That's an experience that I would say informed my calling YOU out, twice lol, for neglecting sprityo. But yeah, that looks like distancing, given that he didn't cast a vote for sprityo until he was already in the lead.

[Long Con]

Were I mafia, it would 100% be Long Con visiting our freshwater aquatic wildlife friends, and for two distinct reasons.

First, there is no guarantee falcon votes. Carrying a somewhat inactive civilian into endgame improves my chances.

I don't think there was really a great risk of falcon disappearing again. I highly doubt he'd do it after coming back and getting involved finally. This is consistent with your stated mindset regarding the nightkills though.

Second, having just made a case on Long Con (however ridiculous he regards it), destroying my biggest "suspect" renders me looking foolish and without a plan, such that I must now "go back to the drawing board" as it were with someone I have suspected almost the entire time and someone else who has barely been around.

If you had killed me instead of falcon, then you have a fraction of the posts and presence to use for case-building on him. Falcon made his mind up about you yesterday, and I don't think it's likely that he was planning on changing his mind.

If I were bad, I'd just kill Eloh and buddy up to falcon and take you down. Eloh is the most undecided between the two of them, and she'd be GUARANTEED to enter F3 with as fair a mind toward her husband as possible, for obvious reasons. I don't see how or why I would make that kill last night, it just would make the least sense of all.

[Long Con]

I think it was implied, but I moved points before finishing saying that the falcon would be a kill you would make, because he was decided on eliminating you, and that falcon is much more likely to become entrenched in that opinion than Eloh or myself.

[Epignosis]

Spoiler: show

I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.

Care to share why other than the waving a match around bit? I think SVS is just being genuine. I know another person who would outright refuse to even SAY the would fart and you're related to her.

Looking at Eloh's posts, I notice here that she didn't mention sprityo, and focused on S~V~S being Town.

And this makes ME took at Epi saying he refuses to breath in the vicinity of Sprityo or SVS. I think Epi throws this little comment out there in the beginning of the game just to have something to point back to. "See, I suspected Sprityo in the beginning." And, if the poll results from JJJ's recap post are in order (which I assume they are) Epi was last to vote Sprit. It was 5 votes for Sprit and 3 votes for SVS. Sure, he could have voted SVS to tie it up and had a chance to keep his teammate around, but that was only a 50/50 chance and voting him would have given him some civ points. Enough to make it to the last three alive in the game.

What do you two think about this theory?

To address LC - I said this before in this game....if I don't have a read on someone, I don't talk about them. I wait until I have a read.

I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.

Care to share why other than the waving a match around bit? I think SVS is just being genuine. I know another person who would outright refuse to even SAY the would fart and you're related to her.

Looking at Eloh's posts, I notice here that she didn't mention sprityo, and focused on S~V~S being Town.

And this makes ME took at Epi saying he refuses to breath in the vicinity of Sprityo or SVS. I think Epi throws this little comment out there in the beginning of the game just to have something to point back to. "See, I suspected Sprityo in the beginning." And, if the poll results from JJJ's recap post are in order (which I assume they are) Epi was last to vote Sprit. It was 5 votes for Sprit and 3 votes for SVS. Sure, he could have voted SVS to tie it up and had a chance to keep his teammate around, but that was only a 50/50 chance and voting him would have given him some civ points. Enough to make it to the last three alive in the game.

What do you two think about this theory?

To address LC - I said this before in this game....if I don't have a read on someone, I don't talk about them. I wait until I have a read.

Yeah, I got back up to that already-stated reason in subsequent posts.

Early distancing, as you're describing Epi doing, is a smart thing for a Wolf to do. I once got caught because I never once mentioned my partner, and after they were caught, I was called out and had no excuse for it. That's an experience that I would say informed my calling YOU out, twice lol, for neglecting sprityo. But yeah, that looks like distancing, given that he didn't cast a vote for sprityo until he was already in the lead.

Why is so much weight put on vote order?

2.) Votes in the poll are official, and I will only consider the poll votes when I resolve a day phase. It is still obligatory to call votes in the game thread, as the poll does not track voting order. Call your votes to make it possible to discern timing and order. This is not optional. Please call votes with the [ vote ][ /vote ] tags (no spaces).

Our system does not track vote order. That is why JJJ requires vote tags.

But why is this relevant?

Look at the bulk of my posts. They are in the evening. The poll each Day phase closes at 9:30pm ET.

Of course my vote on sprityo is going to be one of the later ones unless I pinned one on him the evening before and never moved it.

This "evidence" that I bussed sprityo is worse than a wet fart on a school bus.

[Epignosis]

Looking back at the tags, Mac was the last to vote sprityo.

6:50pm ET

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

9:08pm ET

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

[Epignosis]

Well, I was the second voter for sprityo, which put him up to two votes and tied for the lead. Your vote was fourth, and attached itself to a train that was already going.

One minor note is that I don't think it's fair to make vote order king.

I'm the one who called out sprityo early on. I made arguments against him and got people voting for him.

Is the underlined true or false?

[Long Con]

You were much more focused on getting Scotty yeeted. You asked S~V~S her opinion of sprityo, you asked sprityo his opinion of Scotty.
I would call these extremely generalized questions, not "look how I pushed sprityo's yeet!"

This is the strongest thing you said against sprityo...

The mafia is Scotty and sprityo.

... and it's based on sprityo calling you out on your Scotty vote. So you decided they're a pair of Wolves. It doesn't look like anything anyone should have taken seriously, it looks a lot more like poking and jabbing around with little to no meat behind the accusation.

And timing and availability are what they are, the fact is still that you didn't vote sprityo until after he was in the lead. And you were present before I voted sprityo. You COULD have been the second vote on the train, and you CHOSE not to, so this "I'm only on in the evening" excuse kind of falls flat, you know? You were here, but you're trying to convince us that you were too late for the sprityo train??

[Epignosis]

Early distancing, as you're describing Epi doing, is a smart thing for a Wolf to do. I once got caught because I never once mentioned my partner, and after they were caught, I was called out and had no excuse for it.

These are your mentions of sprityo Day 1. There's no additional context required; I'm merely quoting your own posts in order:

I followed them around with a lit match and noted when the flame grew. Open and shut case.

Damn, case closed. [VOTE: S~V~S and sprityo] aubergine All right, talk to you guys in the post-game!

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

sig would like a word.

Yeah, sig is the President of Day 1 Yeets in my books. Always and forever.

Sprityo could always use one more. [VOTE: sprityo] aubergine to tie it up.

That's it.

You name dropped sprityo twice without interacting with him, asking questions, or inquiring what other people thought about him.

Yet I'm the one who threw him under the bus because I voted him during the time slot that I actually, you know... play?

[Epignosis]

You were much more focused on getting Scotty yeeted. You asked S~V~S her opinion of sprityo, you asked sprityo his opinion of Scotty.
I would call these extremely generalized questions, not "look how I pushed sprityo's yeet!"

This is the strongest thing you said against sprityo...

The mafia is Scotty and sprityo.

... and it's based on sprityo calling you out on your Scotty vote. So you decided they're a pair of Wolves. It doesn't look like anything anyone should have taken seriously, it looks a lot more like poking and jabbing around with little to no meat behind the accusation.

And timing and availability are what they are, the fact is still that you didn't vote sprityo until after he was in the lead. And you were present before I voted sprityo. You COULD have been the second vote on the train, and you CHOSE not to, so this "I'm only on in the evening" excuse kind of falls flat, you know? You were here, but you're trying to convince us that you were too late for the sprityo train??

There's my Day 1 progression on sprityo directly:

My top suspect at this moment is:

Spoiler: show

I cannot imagine that shitvillian Scotty is content with the level of activity here thus far. Scotty has 8 posts, only half of which are on topic really.

In the Game of Champions, Scotty had 300+ posts in a game that lasted a mere 5 Days. That's 60+ posts per phase. I think Scotty is happy with the activity level here, and as such, I am happy with flushing Scott.

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

You’re so right, we should vote Scotty out Day 1 two games in a row

Who is "we?"

My top suspect at this moment is:

Spoiler: show

I cannot imagine that shitvillian Scotty is content with the level of activity here thus far. Scotty has 8 posts, only half of which are on topic really.

In the Game of Champions, Scotty had 300+ posts in a game that lasted a mere 5 Days. That's 60+ posts per phase. I think Scotty is happy with the activity level here, and as such, I am happy with flushing Scott.

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

You’re so right, we should vote Scotty out Day 1 two games in a row

I'll be plain.

1) I didn't vote out Scotty Day 1 last time, so this has nothing to do with me.

2) How is that relevant to this game? Is Scotty's alignment last game something to care about in this one?

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

What's yours?

[Long Con]

My Day 1 was my usual kind of Day 1. I don't really have a "progression" on anyone, but right after I voted for him, I did post this:

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it sprityo?

... which is while the vote was still tied 2-2, and is a step more anti-sprityo than your "what's your opinion on sprityo" claim to fame.

[Long Con]

And, while the vote was still tied, this post from Mac:

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it sprityo?

not that he isn't but no he's not who I mean

I bring this up to indicate that a Wolf Epignosis, reading the thread, would take this as one more reason to turn on his teammate.

Even though Mac voted later, he declared sprityo Mafia before Epignosis voted.

[Long Con]

Epi, you voted immediately after Roxy broke the tie and put sprityo in the lead. Under a minute after this:

Voted Scotty

I'm just going with my own thing on d 1

Was kinda feeling like I should break the tie bc betwixt the 2 I do feel SVS more town.

As I am typing this I changed my mind. If I think SVS is town why wouldn't I try to help her?

revote sprityo

.. and you quickly jump into the thread with no post, just a sudden vote.

You had been absent from the thread for a full hour, starting precisely at the point when I cast my vote for sprityo. You stayed silent, observing, saw Mac call sprityo bad, no vote, maybe it'll be okay... but then Roxy voted and you were out of time and hurried your ass in to try to get into the first class seats on the sprityo train.

If that's not exactly what happened, then the coincidental timing is uncanny. Not to mention that you voted without posting, and only posted again to harass Mac about... voting sprityo!!

[Epignosis]

My Day 1 was my usual kind of Day 1. I don't really have a "progression" on anyone, but right after I voted for him, I did post this:

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it sprityo?

... which is while the vote was still tied 2-2, and is a step more anti-sprityo than your "what's your opinion on sprityo" claim to fame.

And this is a powerful post how?

"Is it sprityo?"

[Epignosis]

Epi, you voted immediately after Roxy broke the tie and put sprityo in the lead. Under a minute after this:

Voted Scotty

I'm just going with my own thing on d 1

Was kinda feeling like I should break the tie bc betwixt the 2 I do feel SVS more town.

As I am typing this I changed my mind. If I think SVS is town why wouldn't I try to help her?

revote sprityo

.. and you quickly jump into the thread with no post, just a sudden vote.

You had been absent from the thread for a full hour, starting precisely at the point when I cast my vote for sprityo. You stayed silent, observing, saw Mac call sprityo bad, no vote, maybe it'll be okay... but then Roxy voted and you were out of time and hurried your ass in to try to get into the first class seats on the sprityo train.

If that's not exactly what happened, then the coincidental timing is uncanny. Not to mention that you voted without posting, and only posted again to harass Mac about... voting sprityo!!

Back to looking at when I voted versus what I said about sprityo. Which you keep ignoring.

Where do you get that I was staying silent, observing?

Maybe this isn't quite fair, but on April 17th at that precise time, I was outside grilling chicken. I know this because I write everything I cook down in a spreadsheet. Want to know what I fixed for lunch that same afternoon? Cacio e pepe.

Mafia LC...

Always putting the conclusion first and twisting the thread to fit his narrative.

[VOTE: Long Con] aubergine

[Epignosis]

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18-Mar Chicken Parmesan Pork Potstickers & Cabbage
19-Mar T-Bone Steak, Asparagus, & Freshly Baked Bread with Honey Butter Tacos
20-Mar - County Seat Grille
21-Mar Paccheri Rigata with Meat Sauce and Mozzarella Garden Salad with Grilled Chicken
22-Mar Pepperoni Pizza Grilled Chicken Tenderloins, Spanish Yellow Rice, & Black Beans
23-Mar Bacon Chicken Sandwiches & French Fries Chicken Fajitas
24-Mar Sweet & Sour Shrimp with Basmati Rice & Peppers Baked Cod & Asparagus
25-Mar Kielbasa & Radiatori in a Garlic Butter Sauce Pepper Jack French Onion Burgers & Fries
26-Mar Beef Roast with Vegetables Fish Tacos with Mango Salsa
27-Mar Philly Cheesesteaks & Fries Kung Pao Chicken & Broccoli with White Rice
28-Mar Korma Chicken over Basmati -
29-Mar Eggplant Parmesan Quiche Lorraine
30-Mar Meatloaf, Redskined Mashed Potatoes, & Green Beans Eggplant Parmesan
31-Mar Bacon-Wrapped Chicken Tenderloins & Israeli Couscous Grilled Chicken Sandwiches
1-Apr Tamale Pie Pork Egg Rolls
2-Apr Ravioli with Mushroom Alfredo Jalapeno Bacon Cheeseburgers & Fries
3-Apr Chicken Shish Kebabs & Spanish Yellow Rice Cod Sandwiches
4-Apr Caribbean Chicken, White Rice, Black Beans & Curry Mustard Sauce Tacos
5-Apr Hot Honey Grilled Chicken Sandwich & Fries Chicken Quesadillas
6-Apr Mediterranean Salmon & Fries Spaghetti & Meat Sauce
7-Apr Minestrone Chuck Eye Steak, Mashed Potatoes, Corn, & French Bread
8-Apr Minestrone Apple Walnut Salad with Grilled Pork Chops
9-Apr Bourbon & Brown Sugar Roast with Vegetables Marinated Chicken Tenderloins, White Rice, & Breaded Okra
10-Apr Shrimp & Grits Hot Dogs & Chips
11-Apr Bean & Cheese Burritos Popcorn
12-Apr Philly Cheesesteak Pizza Roast Beef Sandwiches
13-Apr Fried Pork Chops over Spaghetti with Spinach & Tomatoes Scambled Eggs & Sausage Links
14-Apr Quesabirria Grilled Pork Chops, White Rice, & Green Beans
15-Apr Shrimp Scampi Pepper Jack French Onion Burgers & Fries
16-Apr Hibachi Steak & Vegetables with Sushi Rice Taco Salads
17-Apr Chicken Club Sandwiches & Fries Cacio e Pepe
18-Apr Chicken Ramen Honey BBQ Chicken Legs, Boiled Potatoes, & Corn
19-Apr Chicken & Black Bean Burritos Chicken Parmesan Wraps
20-Apr Potato Gnocchi & Tomato Sauce with Mozzarella Chicken Chicken Caprese
21-Apr Fried Shimp Cocktail, White Rice, & Corn Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup
22-Apr Seafood Pasta in a Lemon Butter Sauce Patty Melts & Fries
23-Apr Enchiladas Rojas Fried Catfish Nuggets
24-Apr Grilled Pork Chops in Mushroom Gravy, Cornbread Stuffing, & Peas Grilled Chicken Legs with Israeli Couscous & Baby Spinach
25-Apr Spaghetti Carbonara Soft Tacos
26-Apr Hamburger Steaks & Fries Cornbread Stuffing
27-Apr Hibachi Shrimp & Vegetables with Sushi Rice Chicken Fries
28-Apr Pepperoni Pizza Pork Burritos
29-Apr Chicken Noodle Soup Garden Salad with Grilled Chicken

[Epignosis]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I fart so much.

[Long Con]

My Day 1 was my usual kind of Day 1. I don't really have a "progression" on anyone, but right after I voted for him, I did post this:

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it sprityo?

... which is while the vote was still tied 2-2, and is a step more anti-sprityo than your "what's your opinion on sprityo" claim to fame.

And this is a powerful post how?

"Is it sprityo?"

I didn't say it was a "powerful post", I said it was a step more anti-sprityo than yours because it is definitively anti-sprityo because I named him as the one mafia Mac said he knew.

[Long Con]

lol it's late and I was looking at some stuff in the middle of that sentence.

[Long Con]

Epi, you voted immediately after Roxy broke the tie and put sprityo in the lead. Under a minute after this:

Voted Scotty

I'm just going with my own thing on d 1

Was kinda feeling like I should break the tie bc betwixt the 2 I do feel SVS more town.

As I am typing this I changed my mind. If I think SVS is town why wouldn't I try to help her?

revote sprityo

.. and you quickly jump into the thread with no post, just a sudden vote.

You had been absent from the thread for a full hour, starting precisely at the point when I cast my vote for sprityo. You stayed silent, observing, saw Mac call sprityo bad, no vote, maybe it'll be okay... but then Roxy voted and you were out of time and hurried your ass in to try to get into the first class seats on the sprityo train.

If that's not exactly what happened, then the coincidental timing is uncanny. Not to mention that you voted without posting, and only posted again to harass Mac about... voting sprityo!!

Back to looking at when I voted versus what I said about sprityo. Which you keep ignoring.

I have not been ignoring anything, I talked about the things you said about sprityo. There's nothing significant there, even your declaration that he and Scotty are Mafia was less a serious accusation, and more like sprityo said "You’re so right, we should vote Scotty out Day 1 two games in a row" and you decided they're teammates because of it.

Where do you get that I was staying silent, observing?

Maybe this isn't quite fair, but on April 17th at that precise time, I was outside grilling chicken. I know this because I write everything I cook down in a spreadsheet. Want to know what I fixed for lunch that same afternoon? Cacio e pepe.

As I said, If that's not exactly what happened, then the coincidental timing is uncanny. It doesn't take an hour to grill chicken, and it's actually an activity that is conducive to checking the game on a phone while you stand there.

Mafia LC...

Always putting the conclusion first and twisting the thread to fit his narrative.

[VOTE: Long Con] aubergine

Is the "twisting the thread" in the room with us right now? What does that even mean, what have I said that wasn't directly from the thread? I guess it's votin' time!

[VOTE: Epignosis] aubergine Your Day 1 and sprityo treatment looks really bad, my friend.

[Epignosis]

It totally takes an hour to properly grill chicken breasts, and I don't use my phone to play mafia.

I can even tell you that Eloh was cooking the bacon and fries indoors that day.

Bye LC.

[Epignosis]

29-Apr Chicken Noodle Soup Garden Salad with Grilled Chicken

That was lunch.

How long Eloh would you say it took those chicken breasts to cook?

Was I on my phone at any point cooking that you observed?

(No, because I had a drink in my hand, not a cell phone, like always)

[Long Con]

Hello rhymes with Eloh.

Hello, Eloh?

[Long Con]

Well, just over four hours left. I have faith Eloh will make it.

[Elohcin]

29-Apr Chicken Noodle Soup Garden Salad with Grilled Chicken

That was lunch.

How long Eloh would you say it took those chicken breasts to cook?

Was I on my phone at any point cooking that you observed?

(No, because I had a drink in my hand, not a cell phone, like always)

Almost an hour. The breasts are HUGE these days. All those hormones they be givin' those chickens. Grow 'em quick and take them to the slaughter asap.

Hello rhymes with Eloh.

Hello, Eloh?

Hello LC

We've been at a baseball game all day in the 90 degree sun so my eyes burn and I have a dull headache.

I have to say that I am so stinkin' confused right now as to which one of you are the last mafia. I don't think I have ever been in this position in a mafia game before.

Every reason I find/bring up that makes me think one of you is more likely mafia than the other puts you two into a back and forth that ends up with me being more confused.

I'm here....I'm reading.....I'm thinking.

[Elohcin]

I'm going to pull the trigger and just go with my gut. If I'm wrong. I'm sorry. But I sure hope I'm right.

Voting Epi.

[Elohcin]

btw, for some reason my timestamps are messed up today. They haven't been like this all game, just today. Like I just posted my vote at 6:16 and my timestamp says 4:14. weird

[Epignosis]

I'm going to pull the trigger and just go with my gut. If I'm wrong. I'm sorry. But I sure hope I'm right.

Voting Epi.

If you do get a chance, please refer to this and ask yourself if you believe that all of these things are true:

Spoiler: show

I do feel the solve is in Epi/LC tho

I'm inclined to agree. Yesterday, after pretty much clearing you I thought...."gosh...It's got to be LC!" But this was not because of anything he did/said, but becasue I have just had Epi pinned as civ all game. And I asked Epi who he thought was the last mafia. It took him a long while to get back to me, but I know he was working so it didn't bother me. And he came in with all these amazing points for LC being mafia. I was like, heck yeah...my POE has to be right! THEN, I read LC's response to Epi and he blows every single point UP! Now I'm thinking...."gosh...it's got to be Epi!" And this whole time I had him as civ in my head.

@Long Con You defended yourself well and I believe you. I think Epi is our last mafia.

Every once in a while I get to play a certain game. It's been a minute since I've had to, so I guess I'm due.

I'll play it a little later on this evening.

Time for another round of "Here is All the Shit you HAVE TO BELIEVE if you Believe Epignosis is Mafia"

You have to simultaneously believe all of these things:

1. I threw sprityo under the bus (and farted in his face) Day 1.

I have always held that bussing is a counterproductive tactic. While it occasionally works, and while I have dipped my toe into those waters from time to time, it's very unwise if you've only got one partner. I do not believe I have ever had the pleasure of being mafia with sprityo, and my Day 1 would not look the same if we were partners. Anyone who has been mafia with me knows I like to keep us all alive as long as possible when feasible. I particularly preach "Survive Day 1."

2. I killed S~V~S Night 1.

Not my thing. I will murder S~V~S, but I get more satisfaction out of fooling her. Night 1 kill? Nah.

3. I killed Roxy Night 2.

I would murder her in a vacuum, but Roxy missed the Day 2 vote. If I'm mafia, I want to keep distracted persons around, especially if I'm by myself.

4. I killed Scotty Night 3.

I would totally murder Scotty Night 3. You get this one for free.

5. Eloh survived back-to-back ties led by me, and I abandoned that to poke Long Con with a fart-smelling stick.

One lynch would seal it for me. Instead of sticking with my pet suspect, I pivot to the person with the second most posts?

No.

More than that, I wanted to use this free Day phase to visit other avenues. I basically got a massive, classic NO U out of LC. I found it ironic that he called me desperate. The good news is that I don't have to process this today. I could be dead by Day 5. LC could be dead Day 5. That is the beauty of Sleep.

6. I was the first person to get everybody to vote Sleep.

Town points.

If you're mafia, you can skip this step. Totally cool.

If you're a civilian and don't change your vote, you just lost.

[Long Con]

Your Daylight Saving Time settings might be off.

I think if you were Wolf then you'd probably vote for me because it wouldn't matter. But I think it's just Epi, I looked at your posts and tried to pull out the most suspicious stuff I could, and it was kind of a flat tire. Epi, even if I concede the Great Grilled Chicken Argument to him, has far more questionable posts, and some of his responses/excuses were just false.

[Epignosis]

It's 2025 and people still think I throw my teammates under the bus.

Fascinating.

[Long Con]

It's 2025 and people still think I throw my teammates under the bus.

Fascinating.

This old chestnut? I saw you bus your teammate in the last year or two, I commented on it.

But have no fear, you didn't bus your teammate, no matter how hard you try to spin your Day 1, and how out-of-context you want to place your accusation.