The Syndicate

Urist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:53 pm so here's what happens right
i'm just sitting there minding my own business when a bunch of people grab spears and stuff and start dueling in my honour. it's really whack lol

the first guy, let's call him nanook, he rushes at someone who calls themselves lime coke. i think that this nanook fella caught the other one off guard because he like just friggen impales him, it's so metal. and then a bunch of people start going at each other, javelins and fists are flying, i started getting kinda scared! but it was ok because i am a badass!! haha. so anyway marmot said he was gonna kill dunya. but then he was like, lol jk just havin fun. but then as they were bonding over the tomfoolery, seanzie came outta nowhere and was like i'm gonna take everyone on, and he cut dunya's head clean off!! it was so metal. and then, and then what happened is, dunya, oh yeah i forgot what happened is dunya said to quin, imma get u, and then that lime coke person who got impaled, was also there, and dunya's head flew and bit quin's left arm and bit it off, and then the lime coke person grabbed the other arm and ripped it off, and quin was sad bc they didn't have any arms left, but i was happy bc it was rly metal, and then. more stuff happened. and someone new called ignoramus tried to fight me!! ignoramus said i was not good, and so i was like, i'm sorry papa but i have to go all out just this ones, and i jumped in the air really really high and karate chopped ignoramus in half!!! it was like, so metal lol. and then macdougall came, figurative guns blazing, and he took a giant birthday cake and and and he did the thing where he hid inside of it, and then when seanzie came near he popped out of the cake and yelled birthday boy's here bitch!! and he punched straight through seanzie's abdomen like nobody's business, it was actually metal. and then, while this was happening, marmot decided that to avenge his bff dunya he had to kill poison and he was like free kill lol and just took an oversized hammer and smashed poison into smithereens like she was never even ther to begin with, i swear you guys it was so metal, and then seanzie was screaming about how he'd take all y'all on and to 1v1 him, and then he died, and lime coke, who had been impaled earlier, decided to go and glue ignoramus's halves back together and then pushed them over and was like, heh gottem, and then died. it was not very metal. and lastly somewhere in the middle of all this the one named quin tried running at tonystarkprime a couple times but i think they forgot about the no-arms thing? was a little awkward and honestly not the least bit metal. and then quin fell over and couldn't get back up cuz of no arms, and then died.

and then bad things happened, like that tonystarkprime one and then the macdougall one they both said that the caesar makes very bad pizza, and i told that it was not true at all, but they insisted. and like. i wasn't rly sure what to do bc usually ppl are not that rude yknow. was a bit shocking. um.. and then they pushed me over and i fell into falcon who fell into marmot who fell into nanook. it was kinda cool objectively speaking but also subjectively not really? cuz then i was dead. and that made me sad but tbh it was a little bit metal how that just happened. and then everybody clapped

Urist wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:05 pm 3-3 tie is pathetic
if y'all can't come to a majority decision soon i'm just gonna let wilgy kill marmot

Urist wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:09 pm by majority i mean at least 7 people on the same wagon btw

dunya wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:23 pm i would like to restate that jack's post are all bullshit as well

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:38 pm

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:00 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 4:00 am By the way, let me put it this way, regardless of my alignment.

The towniest thing about Dunya is her treatment of ME.

Dunya knows she can pocket me pretty hard, since she's done it during Bank Robbery Mafia during the summer.

I'm literally hard defending Dunya, so her move as mafia would be to keep me alive and pocket the ever living hell out of me by being cute towards me while I vote off the rest of the game and she can easily sail into a win.

Instead she's saying that she's scumreading me, and is voting me. Trying to get rid of me when she's mafia is literally just suicide for her game.

That's a massive reason why she's town.

Am I wrong, though?

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 4:00 am By the way, let me put it this way, regardless of my alignment.

The towniest thing about Dunya is her treatment of ME.

Dunya knows she can pocket me pretty hard, since she's done it during Bank Robbery Mafia during the summer.

I'm literally hard defending Dunya, so her move as mafia would be to keep me alive and pocket the ever living hell out of me by being cute towards me while I vote off the rest of the game and she can easily sail into a win.

Instead she's saying that she's scumreading me, and is voting me. Trying to get rid of me when she's mafia is literally just suicide for her game.

That's a massive reason why she's town.

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:39 pm Welcome JackofFarts, we have been waiting.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:29 am

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:43 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:40 pm @dunya

Also do you have reasons to read Nanook in either direction? I feel like I'd have a hard time catching him if he was mafia so that's kind of a blind spot for me.

I've townread him correctly in both Deck Mafia games we were in together but I feel like that was just luck.

nanook is hard to read, and doesn't have obvious tells. i've wolfed with him in a hydra so i know what kinda easy shots he goes for as scum. i've also been town against him where all he did was pocket me to embarrassing lengths.

i think he's very unlike his scum self and is town here.

also take this with a grain of salt, but scum nanook doesn't complain about the host itt imho.

this is a good and real read by dunya

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:32 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:29 pm @dunya

What is your Wilgy read based on?

tunneling me cos im easy bait tbh

he's going off nothing but thread's eagerness to get me. i think seanzie is definitely likely town, and i think falcon's cluelessness at how nks work was a townie slip tbh, so i'm going off on wilgy being the mafioso eager to hop on that wagon.

this is another towny post

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:27 pm people i think are town:

me
nanook
falcon
marmot
mac
seanzie
poison
quin
probably tsp

leaving:
igno
LC
wilgy
joh

a towny and accurate readslist

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:21 pm @MacDougall it's a hunch i feel strongly about but can't articulate.

@dunya what was this answering?

Urist wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:46 pm

Seanzie wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:34 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:01 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:57 pm what does everyone think of the seanzie claim he tried to kill me but hit NAA instead?

any ideas how that happened?

I don't get his claim though? He said he has no night actions, but then he tried to kill you? Kinda contradictory?

Like part of it feels TWTBAW, even if I hate making those reads.

What's not to get? without prompting, I messaged Urist on discord saying I wanted to kill Dunya. Considering the level of levity this game is being handled with... I thought Urist might allow it. Caeser might favor a bold gladiator after all.

i was really tempted to do it but felt it'd be unfair to the scumteam

Urist wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:46 pm oops wrong chat again

Marmot wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:47 pm If Lime Coke is mafia, I firmly believe Quin is a teammate. LC has said a lot this game, but his interactions with Quin have been solely jokes an nothing more.

I know this is a not serious game, but it's just something I noticed is all.

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:52 am

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:48 pm

Marmot wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:47 pm If Lime Coke is mafia, I firmly believe Quin is a teammate. LC has said a lot this game, but his interactions with Quin have been solely jokes an nothing more.

I know this is a not serious game, but it's just something I noticed is all.

i havent noticed that. i'll check. funny cos they are not "chummy" with each other otherwise, so this is a good observation.

i mean, you could say me and quin joked around, but we have history yknow?

@Jackofhearts2005 what'dya think of this post?

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:50 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:48 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:15 pm I feel like I should try to save Dunya.

Oh hey we should kill Jack.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:18 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:15 pm I feel like I should try to save Dunya.

Oh hey we should kill Jack.

[VOTE: Jack] aubergine

I'll follow.

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:40 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:39 pm

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:38 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:15 pm I feel like I should try to save Dunya.

Oh hey we should kill Jack.

Why do you feel that way?

Cuz she's been mac siding and sheeping me and it's a nice change of pace and I'd like to positively reinforce that behaviour

Well, when you put it like that, she sounds even more suspicious

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:41 pm

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:41 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:39 pm

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:39 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:19 pm Jack/Falcon/Igno

???

I'm town tho.



Trust me. It's for real

For real?

Really real.


Like super green

Would you say that you are in fact the towniest town that's ever towned?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:46 pm

ignoramus wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:52 am

Quin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:23 am dunya is lock scum

you're lock mafia!! :pewpew:

Igno is pretty much outed if Dunia flips mafia

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:46 pm [VOTE: igno] aubergine

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:47 pm [VOTE: igno] aubergine

Dis all sketchy.

Yeah, a wagon started up on you, and then Mac and Falcon started taking action suddenly...

Thread state means that you're mafia.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:15 pm I feel like I should try to save Dunya.

Oh hey we should kill Jack.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:18 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:15 pm I feel like I should try to save Dunya.

Oh hey we should kill Jack.

[VOTE: Jack] aubergine

I'll follow.

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:40 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:39 pm

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:38 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:15 pm I feel like I should try to save Dunya.

Oh hey we should kill Jack.

Why do you feel that way?

Cuz she's been mac siding and sheeping me and it's a nice change of pace and I'd like to positively reinforce that behaviour

Well, when you put it like that, she sounds even more suspicious

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:41 pm

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:41 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:39 pm

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:39 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:19 pm Jack/Falcon/Igno

???

I'm town tho.



Trust me. It's for real

For real?

Really real.


Like super green

Would you say that you are in fact the towniest town that's ever towned?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:46 pm

ignoramus wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:52 am

Quin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:23 am dunya is lock scum

you're lock mafia!! :pewpew:

Igno is pretty much outed if Dunia flips mafia

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:46 pm [VOTE: igno] aubergine

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:47 pm [VOTE: igno] aubergine

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:40 am They allow snipers in the olosseum?

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:36 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:35 am

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:09 pm apparently no one understands that the host randomizes who gets to kill at night.

good to know.

Yeah, that mechanic is….like surely that’s within the mafia or in addition to the mafia kill or something.

It's a heist, there's at most 3 power roles.

I assume that the host wouldn't randomize in the mafia team unless there were other roles that could affect KP.

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:36 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:35 am

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:09 pm apparently no one understands that the host randomizes who gets to kill at night.

good to know.

Yeah, that mechanic is….like surely that’s within the mafia or in addition to the mafia kill or something.

I’m saying I think the mafia still has a kill, right?
It's a heist, there's at most 3 power roles.

I assume that the host wouldn't randomize in the mafia team unless there were other roles that could affect KP.

Seanzie wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:32 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:38 pm @Seanzie why me?

Your post about Sloonei yesterday was... very bad IMO. I thought it was a joke because it almost had to be, but then you said it was real, and I can't see a townie thinking those things in the gamestate we were in.

Also, I thought about it for like 4 minutes, and you make total sense. Not rethinking it.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:23 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:18 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:16 pm I might have to look through a few isos when I get a moment to see what's going on I've been horrifically disengaged from this.

more like you haven't contributed a single on-topic thought till now. why's that?

sometimes we roll town together but most time we roll wolf against each other and gotta slay one another, y'know?

Because I was taking this as a non-serious game and felt awkward as fuck trying to actually solve the game instead of meme'ing the entire time.

I actually just listened to you because it seemed like you have something going here and I don't mind letting you have the wheel.

And yeah, I get that, but I'm thinking we're both just town and I'm going to actually work with you here.

Spoiler: show

Also I'm horrific as mafia. I would try to pocket you, but everyone I've tried to pocket has seen through that so you probably would catch me.

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:09 pm apparently no one understands that the host randomizes who gets to kill at night.

good to know.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:01 pm Or it could actually just be WIFOM and he's literally telling the truth that he tried to have you killed, which means Dunya is spewed town.

Quin wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:27 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:25 am Lime and Quin. Who are the wereworfs?

who do you think I think the werewoofs are?

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:28 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:25 am Lime and Quin. Who are the wereworfs?

Can we discuss this in maf chat? I feel like we need to big brain this game in order to win.

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:22 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:17 am This game is now Deus Ex themed.

I don't know what that means, but sure.


But I learned from Series of Unfortunate Events that "Deus Ex Machina" translates roughly to "Miracle of the Machine"

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:57 pm what does everyone think of the seanzie claim he tried to kill me but hit NAA instead?

any ideas how that happened?

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:35 pm ok jack, you can be scum with LC

ignoramus wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:18 am Winner strat is to never vote B]

Seanzie wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:22 pm The fact that Dunya is still alive is pretty alarming considering I targeted her with a kill last night.

Now, to be completely honest I don't actually have any night actions, but I'm a fookin' gladiator, and if I want to go snap someone's neck in their sleep, I'll go snap someone's neck in their sleep, so yeah, I really thought Urist might just let me do it, so Dunya not dying is pretty sus.

I'd vote there right now to really drive home my point, but apparently votes lock...

Marmot wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:48 pm Dunya and Mac mindmelding on Day 2 in a game where we have no wolves dead is alarming.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:38 pm Are we serious business now? I'm completely out of it this game.

dunya wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:01 pm happy to follow mac on jack too.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:55 pm

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:41 pm Did you like....need something specific? Besides for me to actually do something today, which would be a good idea now that I think of it.

maybe react to me trying to pressure you that'd be good

Urist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:56 pm @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
@Marmot
@dunya
@Quin
@MacDougall

Five of you have proven yourselves capable of inflicting grievous emotional damage. I deeply regret opening myself up for such remorseless abuse. I am now but a shell of a man, whose life has lost all meaning. Congratulations!