🅱️olosseum Mafia

[TonyStarkPrime]

Figure out who we’re killing then we kill them no more nonsense allowed

[Quin]

Figure out who we’re killing then we kill them no more nonsense allowed

k

[VOTE: tsp] aubergine

[Lime Coke]

If we can’t agree on one town today we’re screwed so

Me
dunia
Lime Coke
Mac

I dunno if there's a consensus towncore, but that's probably close to one minus maybe Lime Coke.

I can accept that as a towncore but not really sure if I can call it consensus?

Everyone's so all over the place.

[Lime Coke]

Then again I'm not sure what everyone's reads even are right now besides the votes.

[Marmot]

Then again I'm not sure what everyone's reads even are right now besides the votes.

That list is the towncore because they're the only people with reads.

[Lime Coke]

Then again I'm not sure what everyone's reads even are right now besides the votes.

That list is the towncore because they're the only people with reads.

Good call.

[TonyStarkPrime]

Figure out who we’re killing then we kill them no more nonsense allowed

k

[VOTE: tsp] aubergine

this is definitionally nonsense

[Seanzie]

Nah, I'm the towncore. If you disagree, fight me.

[Seanzie]

Somebody tell me why Quin has so many votes so I can decide if what we're doign today is chopping Quin.

[Seanzie]

Urist is voting Ignoramous, and I kinda trust Urist, so I am thinking maybe we should just chop Ignoramous.

[Urist]

Eod will be tonight at 10pm EST

[Urist]

Give or take 3h

[dunya]

Urist is voting Ignoramous, and I kinda trust Urist, so I am thinking maybe we should just chop Ignoramous.

no

quin first

[Seanzie]

Urist is voting Ignoramous, and I kinda trust Urist, so I am thinking maybe we should just chop Ignoramous.

no

quin first

Sell me on Quin. Why should I trust you over our beloved Caeser?

[Marmot]

Urist is voting Ignoramous, and I kinda trust Urist, so I am thinking maybe we should just chop Ignoramous.

no

quin first

Sell me on Quin. Why should I trust you over our beloved Caeser?

igno only needs 1 vote to die anyway right?

[Urist]

Official duel count 1.0

nanook <-> lime coke
marmot <-> dunya
dunya <-> quin
ignoramus <-> urist
macdougall <-> seanzie
marmot <-> poison
seanzie <-> everyone else

Not dueling: some people idk

[Lime Coke]

@Urist

Dueling Igno.

[Marmot]

So uh,,, if everyone combined has more votes than sean, do we all die?

[Marmot]

[VOTE: Poison] aubergine

Would anyone complain about a free flip? I won't.

[Quin]

Figure out who we’re killing then we kill them no more nonsense allowed

k

[VOTE: tsp] aubergine

this is definitionally nonsense

k

[VOTE: tsp] aubergine

[Marmot]

By my calculation: dunya, Quin, Nanook, igno, Poison, and Sean will all die today if the poll doesn't change.

[Urist]

so here's what happens right
i'm just sitting there minding my own business when a bunch of people grab spears and stuff and start dueling in my honour. it's really whack lol

the first guy, let's call him nanook, he rushes at someone who calls themselves lime coke. i think that this nanook fella caught the other one off guard because he like just friggen impales him, it's so metal. and then a bunch of people start going at each other, javelins and fists are flying, i started getting kinda scared! but it was ok because i am a badass!! haha. so anyway marmot said he was gonna kill dunya. but then he was like, lol jk just havin fun. but then as they were bonding over the tomfoolery, seanzie came outta nowhere and was like i'm gonna take everyone on, and he cut dunya's head clean off!! it was so metal. and then, and then what happened is, dunya, oh yeah i forgot what happened is dunya said to quin, imma get u, and then that lime coke person who got impaled, was also there, and dunya's head flew and bit quin's left arm and bit it off, and then the lime coke person grabbed the other arm and ripped it off, and quin was sad bc they didn't have any arms left, but i was happy bc it was rly metal, and then. more stuff happened. and someone new called ignoramus tried to fight me!! ignoramus said i was not good, and so i was like, i'm sorry papa but i have to go all out just this ones, and i jumped in the air really really high and karate chopped ignoramus in half!!! it was like, so metal lol. and then macdougall came, figurative guns blazing, and he took a giant birthday cake and and and he did the thing where he hid inside of it, and then when seanzie came near he popped out of the cake and yelled birthday boy's here bitch!! and he punched straight through seanzie's abdomen like nobody's business, it was actually metal. and then, while this was happening, marmot decided that to avenge his bff dunya he had to kill poison and he was like free kill lol and just took an oversized hammer and smashed poison into smithereens like she was never even ther to begin with, i swear you guys it was so metal, and then seanzie was screaming about how he'd take all y'all on and to 1v1 him, and then he died, and lime coke, who had been impaled earlier, decided to go and glue ignoramus's halves back together and then pushed them over and was like, heh gottem, and then died. it was not very metal. and lastly somewhere in the middle of all this the one named quin tried running at tonystarkprime a couple times but i think they forgot about the no-arms thing? was a little awkward and honestly not the least bit metal. and then quin fell over and couldn't get back up cuz of no arms, and then died.

and then bad things happened, like that tonystarkprime one and then the macdougall one they both said that the caesar makes very bad pizza, and i told that it was not true at all, but they insisted. and like. i wasn't rly sure what to do bc usually ppl are not that rude yknow. was a bit shocking. um.. and then they pushed me over and i fell into falcon who fell into marmot who fell into nanook. it was kinda cool objectively speaking but also subjectively not really? cuz then i was dead. and that made me sad but tbh it was a little bit metal how that just happened. and then everybody clapped

[Marmot]

[TonyStarkPrime]

idk what’s going on

[Quin]

tis but a flesh wound

and then everybody clapped

oh

[Quin]

is...is the game over?

[MacDougall]

well that was an eventful game

thanks for the trip urist

[falcon45ca]

I've been drunk for 2 days, what I miss?

[falcon45ca]

[VOTE: Poison] aubergine

[Quin]

well that was an eventful game

thanks for the trip urist

guessing it was you and tsp then

[Urist]

is...is the game over?

yep

i think we should count this as a win for everyone who had fun. if you didn't have fun please let the authorities know so that they can give you the L.

[Urist]

https://discord.gg/su6Mz2Xxzt

[TonyStarkPrime]

only win for me pls, here to boost stats

[MacDougall]

yeh I'm taking this win cuz it puts me 1 off tying Epi for most wins ever lol

[Quin]

i still think the game should have ended when we lynched the host

[Hally]

gg

[Marmot]

I had fun, I'll take a W thanks

[Urist]

Thanks to the wonderful @Syn, we now have banners for this wonderful game!



Anyone who feels like a winner please use this banner. Thank you.

[falcon45ca]

I'll take a W.



Thanks Urist!

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Much like the host I forgot this game existed

[Lime Coke]

Taking the W because I don't have many of those and I need a banner.

[Jackofhearts2005]

so here's what happens right
i'm just sitting there minding my own business when a bunch of people grab spears and stuff and start dueling in my honour. it's really whack lol

the first guy, let's call him nanook, he rushes at someone who calls themselves lime coke. i think that this nanook fella caught the other one off guard because he like just friggen impales him, it's so metal. and then a bunch of people start going at each other, javelins and fists are flying, i started getting kinda scared! but it was ok because i am a badass!! haha. so anyway marmot said he was gonna kill dunya. but then he was like, lol jk just havin fun. but then as they were bonding over the tomfoolery, seanzie came outta nowhere and was like i'm gonna take everyone on, and he cut dunya's head clean off!! it was so metal. and then, and then what happened is, dunya, oh yeah i forgot what happened is dunya said to quin, imma get u, and then that lime coke person who got impaled, was also there, and dunya's head flew and bit quin's left arm and bit it off, and then the lime coke person grabbed the other arm and ripped it off, and quin was sad bc they didn't have any arms left, but i was happy bc it was rly metal, and then. more stuff happened. and someone new called ignoramus tried to fight me!! ignoramus said i was not good, and so i was like, i'm sorry papa but i have to go all out just this ones, and i jumped in the air really really high and karate chopped ignoramus in half!!! it was like, so metal lol. and then macdougall came, figurative guns blazing, and he took a giant birthday cake and and and he did the thing where he hid inside of it, and then when seanzie came near he popped out of the cake and yelled birthday boy's here bitch!! and he punched straight through seanzie's abdomen like nobody's business, it was actually metal. and then, while this was happening, marmot decided that to avenge his bff dunya he had to kill poison and he was like free kill lol and just took an oversized hammer and smashed poison into smithereens like she was never even ther to begin with, i swear you guys it was so metal, and then seanzie was screaming about how he'd take all y'all on and to 1v1 him, and then he died, and lime coke, who had been impaled earlier, decided to go and glue ignoramus's halves back together and then pushed them over and was like, heh gottem, and then died. it was not very metal. and lastly somewhere in the middle of all this the one named quin tried running at tonystarkprime a couple times but i think they forgot about the no-arms thing? was a little awkward and honestly not the least bit metal. and then quin fell over and couldn't get back up cuz of no arms, and then died.

and then bad things happened, like that tonystarkprime one and then the macdougall one they both said that the caesar makes very bad pizza, and i told that it was not true at all, but they insisted. and like. i wasn't rly sure what to do bc usually ppl are not that rude yknow. was a bit shocking. um.. and then they pushed me over and i fell into falcon who fell into marmot who fell into nanook. it was kinda cool objectively speaking but also subjectively not really? cuz then i was dead. and that made me sad but tbh it was a little bit metal how that just happened. and then everybody clapped

My sides

[Jackofhearts2005]

Best Warhammer game of all time so far

[dunya]

thansk for the game, i had a ton of fun and think we all did

0 drama game, proud of us

[Syn]

thansk for the game, i had a ton of fun and think we all did

0 drama game, proud of us

I didn't have fun at all

[Lime Coke]

thansk for the game, i had a ton of fun and think we all did

0 drama game, proud of us

[Marmot]

No drama. Only rama.

[dunya]

in a urist game, no less !!! when we were nothing short of provoked day in and day out ;p

i bet urist feels like this game was a total failure.

[dunya]

but it has my vote for best heist in the sockys

[Urist]

in a urist game, no less !!! when we were nothing short of provoked day in and day out ;p

i bet urist feels like this game was a total failure.

if anyone had started causing drama of any kind they'd have been immediately modkilled with extreme prejudice.

so yes, i am disappointed.