Felt Mafia 3 [EndGame]

[Epignosis]

I would like to be DB Coopers briefcase an hour after he jumped from the plane. I’d like to know if he lived or died.

[robyn]

If you could be any inanimate object for 24 hours,

ted kazynski's original manifesto

[Epignosis]

With apologies to INH.

[Epignosis]

As for the most recent host question:

Spoiler: show

You could be a brown paper bag in a wino's hand on a cold winter night or you could be Roger Daltrey's sunglasses. You wouldn't know the difference.

[Epignosis]

Anyway, I fell asleep in my chair last night after what amounted to basically a 33-hour shift.

For those here who don't know, I retired from teaching this year. I work from home now as a sportswriter and editor, but weekends are nuts, especially now with the NFL giving us Saturday games.

I tried to speed read my way through things, but that wasn't helpful. I'll do better.

[S~V~S]

implying i have ever given a damn about "rEaD aCcUrAcY"

i give a damn that all your future insight is now completely inaccurate

Being right isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I would like to be DB Coopers briefcase an hour after he jumped from the plane. I’d like to know if he lived or died.

Wow, I had forgotten about INHs' Wiseau fetish.

[Quin]

implying i have ever given a damn about "rEaD aCcUrAcY"

i give a damn that all your future insight is now completely inaccurate

wow, youve got some crazy foresight

tell me who the scum team really is then

[Dennis]

Kate has been sick and sleeping all day so that's why she hasn't been on thread.

[robyn]

implying i have ever given a damn about "rEaD aCcUrAcY"

i give a damn that all your future insight is now completely inaccurate

wow, youve got some crazy foresight

tell me who the scum team really is then

not me, ergo your reasoning on dennis is absent, svs reasoning just wasn't good as is

i am gonna work out who the team is

[Quin]

ok so you meant "present" insight

[Mongoose]

Night 1: Not Amused

After the calamity at the holiday party, the team knew it needed to act fast.

"I found a scrap of terrycloth on the eastern trail," said Velour.

Let's go!" said Velvet. "I love the mountains this time of year."

The civilian textiles set out and happened upon an amusement park.

"I think this is the last place we saw Satin," remarked Brocade. "I miss their warm hugs."

The textiles began boarding a log flume ride. "Wow, I definitely see some Fleece here too," stated Muslin.

One by one the textiles went down the chute until only Velour was remaining. At the bottom, the textiles all gathered around waiting for their last friend. "Where is he?" Denim wondered aloud.

After 15 minutes and no sight of Velour, the team retraced their steps back to the launch off spot of the log flumes. There sat Velour's body, which had been wrapped around an animatronic bear.

Quin has been murdered by miscreant textiles. He was VELOUR.

Spoiler: show

It is now Day 2. You have (approx) 48 hours to find Velour's murderer(s).

[Quin]

rez plz

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: Dennis] aubergine

[Mongoose]

[VOTE: Dennis] aubergine

@Epignosis you may need to revote. I had to reset the poll because I was having trouble timing it properly to end tomorrow around 9:15pm. 48 hours would land us with me closing up shop at the yoga studio, so I gave y'all an extra hour to get your votes in.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: Dennis] aubergine

@Epignosis you may need to revote. I had to reset the poll because I was having trouble timing it properly to end tomorrow around 9:15pm. 48 hours would land us with me closing up shop at the yoga studio, so I gave y'all an extra hour to get your votes in.

Listen, I'm tired of the government.

[S~V~S]

I am on my way to a holiday party. I may or may not be back in here tonight, and I have another Weds., but I’ll be normal days and tomorrow night.

I’m interested in knowing why Marmot and especially Wilgy pushed so hard on Falcon being bad, to the point that Wilgy pushed back at people who didn’t think Falcon was more suspish than he, Wilgy, was. But then didn’t vote for Falcon.

Marmot said he was gonna be out of thread at EOD so there’s that. But I don’t understand what Wilgy was about.

[Mongoose]

@Golden I'm sorry I missed this last week. Did you want to be added to the spectator chat?

[Epignosis]

All I know is I got a Rush - Vapor Trails remixed CD from Marmot in the mail today. I will not vote him today.

[Dennis]

RIP Quin

[Epignosis]

RIP Quin

Why'd you kill Quin?

[Dennis]

RIP Quin

Why'd you kill Quin?

He was onto me I had to

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Optional Mid-Day Check-in Prompt

If you could be any inanimate object for 24 hours, what would you pick and why?

I think I would pick an elevator. A surprising amount don't have CCTV and you would get to hear/see folks do things that they normally wouldn't when in a outwardly public space.

The correct answer is a TV so I could watch myself all day. And turn myself on and off to freak out people

[DrWilgy]

I am on my way to a holiday party. I may or may not be back in here tonight, and I have another Weds., but I’ll be normal days and tomorrow night.

I’m interested in knowing why Marmot and especially Wilgy pushed so hard on Falcon being bad, to the point that Wilgy pushed back at people who didn’t think Falcon was more suspish than he, Wilgy, was. But then didn’t vote for Falcon.

Marmot said he was gonna be out of thread at EOD so there’s that. But I don’t understand what Wilgy was about.

Don't blow my efforts out of the water. I even advised that it was still 2/3 confidence.

You say I pushed back? How do? I believe I inquired as to reasons as half of them weren't given.

[DrWilgy]

Also my boss is now deceased. RIP.

The correct play is to just go with Quin's legacy. [VOTE: Lucy] aubergine

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Neon I made you a separate entry. I am with you about wall posts lol
I feel like you are playing the same as last game and I sooo want to trust you. Where are your thoughts concerning Wigly and Dennis. How do you feel about Rondo, TSP, Epi and Quin? What did you make of Wigly's susp of you? Who are your top three choices for elim?

Thank you so much first of all I really appreciate it.

I am sold on Dennis being scum right now however with the caveat that I haven't read up yet and am catching up.

I think Wilgz is town and is right to be wary of me with past experiences.

Quin is dead I'm pretty sure. I don't remember anything abt TSP and Epi and that's usually a bad thing.

PoE 3 is like

Dennis
Dennis
Dennis

Lol.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

RIP Quin

Outed.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Tunnel mode engage

[Golden]

@Golden I'm sorry I missed this last week. Did you want to be added to the spectator chat?

oooo a chat?

[RondoDimBuckle]

[VOTE: SVS ] aubergine

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hai

[robyn]

Princess Neon was used to living a life of luxury. She had everything she could possibly want – money, power, and prestige. But despite all of her material possessions, she couldn't help but feel like something was missing. She had always longed for love and connection, but she had never been able to find it.
That is, until she met the beautiful woman who would change her life forever.
It was a typical day at the palace when Princess Neon saw her for the first time. She was walking through the gardens, admiring the flowers and the birds, when she saw a woman with long, flowing hair and piercing green eyes. She was the most beautiful woman Princess Neon had ever seen, and she knew she had to meet her.
Princess Neon approached the woman and introduced herself. The woman, whose name was Lily, smiled warmly at her and they began to talk. They talked about everything under the sun – their likes, dislikes, dreams, and fears. And as they talked, Princess Neon realized that she had finally found the connection and love that she had been searching for.
Over time, Princess Neon and Lily grew closer and closer. They went on adventures together, buying all sorts of things and traveling to new and exciting places. They explored the city, the countryside, and even the cosmos. They were inseparable, and they knew that they were meant to be together.
As the years passed, Princess Neon and Lily's love only grew stronger. They were each other's best friend and biggest supporter, and they knew that they would always be there for one another. They were happy and content, and they knew that they had found their happily ever after.
One day, Princess Neon decided that it was time to take their relationship to the next level. She knew that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with Lily, and she was ready to make it official.
So, she got down on one knee and proposed to Lily in front of all of their friends and family. Lily, tears of joy streaming down her face, said yes.
And so, Princess Neon and Lily were married in a beautiful ceremony surrounded by their loved ones. They exchanged vows, rings, and kisses, and they knew that they were meant to be together forever.
As they looked into each other's eyes, they knew that they had found their soulmate. They had found the love that they had always been searching for, and they knew that they would never let it go.
From that day on, Princess Neon and Lily lived happily ever after, traveling the cosmos and experiencing all of the wonders of the universe together. They were the perfect match, and they knew that they would always be there for each other, no matter what the future held.

[robyn]

FUCK

[robyn]

Princess Neon was a young woman with a heart of gold and a love for adventure. She had always dreamed of traveling to faraway lands and exploring the vast expanse of the cosmos. But despite her many travels, she had never found love.

One day, while wandering through the bustling streets of a distant planet, she met a beautiful woman named Luna. Luna was kind, intelligent, and full of life, and from the moment they met, Princess Neon was smitten.

Luna felt the same way about Princess Neon, and the two women quickly fell in love. They spent their days exploring the planet together, trying new foods, and learning about each other's cultures.

As their love for each other grew, they knew they wanted to be together forever. So they made the decision to buy a beautiful mansion on a secluded island and live out their days in happiness and contentment.

The mansion was everything they could have hoped for, with sprawling gardens, a grand ballroom, and a view of the ocean that took their breath away. They spent their days lounging by the pool, taking long walks on the beach, and stargazing at night.

But Princess Neon and Luna didn't want to limit themselves to just one planet. They had a thirst for adventure and a desire to see all that the cosmos had to offer. So they began to travel, visiting distant galaxies and exploring exotic worlds.

They saw wonders beyond their wildest dreams, from shimmering nebulae to pulsating stars. They met strange and wonderful creatures, and made new friends along the way.

But no matter where they went, Princess Neon and Luna always returned to their mansion, grateful to be in each other's arms once more.

As the years passed, their love only grew stronger. They were each other's rock, supporting and guiding each other through life's ups and downs. They were the perfect match, and they knew it.

One day, as they sat on their balcony overlooking the ocean, Princess Neon took Luna's hand in hers and looked into her eyes. "I love you more than anything in this universe," she said. "And I want to spend the rest of my days with you."

Luna's eyes filled with tears as she replied, "I love you too, Princess Neon. And I can't imagine a better life than the one we have together."

And so, Princess Neon and Luna lived happily ever after, exploring the cosmos and loving each other deeply. They were the perfect match, and they knew it. And they were grateful for every day they spent together.

[S~V~S]

I am on my way to a holiday party. I may or may not be back in here tonight, and I have another Weds., but I’ll be normal days and tomorrow night.

I’m interested in knowing why Marmot and especially Wilgy pushed so hard on Falcon being bad, to the point that Wilgy pushed back at people who didn’t think Falcon was more suspish than he, Wilgy, was. But then didn’t vote for Falcon.

Marmot said he was gonna be out of thread at EOD so there’s that. But I don’t understand what Wilgy was about.

Don't blow my efforts out of the water. I even advised that it was still 2/3 confidence.

You say I pushed back? How do? I believe I inquired as to reasons as half of them weren't given.

How so? I read the thread. You have 41 posts, 18, almost half of them, reference Falcon. Then theres another 5 where you quote him and don't actually type out 'Falcon", so those posts only have his full user name. Most of them were a back and forth with him about why he was bad. I didn't see any 2/3 confidence. Your sureness was why I went back and reread him in the first place.

You pushed back at several people, at me and Sabie specifically for not being sure what to think of it. Then Roxy for saying of you and Falcon, you pinged her more.

You don't get to say, " I believe I inquired as to reasons as half of them weren't given." as if you were just asking for peoples opinions when half of your posts were about "Falcon is wolf", and implying people were bad for thinking YOU might be the wolf.

That said, I get what you're putting out in the post after this one. And it makes alot of sense, but I need to read back interactions to see if I actually believe it.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I'm so confused lol

[S~V~S]

[VOTE: SVS ] aubergine

I see you have entered the tunnel you have built for yourself. Far be it from me to talk you out of it.

I said this several times in the Day one thread, gonna say it one more time, then you're on your own.

On Day Zero, you came into the thread first. Followed by Falcon about a minute later. You two were romping and cavorting when I got there. I was Player #3. Next, about 10 minutes after me, Kate. Player #4.

Then about 20 minutes or so after that came Quin, player #5. Then you made an (I assume) joke post that me, kate and Quin were the bad team. How Jolly! Players 3, 4 and 5.

But you left Falcon out of it. Why not start at player #2? So I thought maybe you and Falcon had BTSC. In this game, could be bad, could be good. So i decided to watch, and in my first "what sticks out to me" post, it was the first thing I mentioned.

So several people started a soft push on Falcon; Quin, Wilgy, Marmot. So i went back and reread him, I could see some points, but was still a bit waffly then he posted this:

I am hungover today and have to wrap presents n such.



If you need anything, just text me, don't call



Expect medium things from me tomorrow

"Just text me, don't call."

I have seen chatroom slips, and this reads *just* like one to me. Like he thought he was sending a PM, and he posted to the thread by mistake.

I thought it was hilarious.

So I went with it, because it was a bout a billion percent better than some of the Day One voting rationales you see out there.

Your reaction sold me on my BTSC theory. Like if me, Quin and Kate were actually on your joke baddie team, we'd all pile on falcon, of all people, who hadn't suspected or even mentioned afair any of us. You were OBVIOUSLY upset. But then you made the effort to point out you *weren't defending falcon*. SO at that point I was 99% positive we got a baddie day one.

So when he flipped as a non BTSC fabric, none of this made any sense to me. WHO WAS HE TALKING TO???

In any case, I can see you're gonna tunnel, and nothing I say or do will change your mind.

So have fun in the tunnel. I won't be joining you in there.

[S~V~S]

I'm so confused lol

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I mean I'm a hopeless romantic so the story was certainly something I'd do lolz

[S~V~S]

I started reading back on Quins theory, and since it involves me, I'm taking it with a grain of salt, I'll finish it up later and post thoughts.

That said, I spent 90% of the entire last game watching Lucy, and i get she likes to be a mystery, and inscrutable, etc., but it isn't easy to maintain that. I used to try to do it, too, to help my bad game even when I was civ. But it's hard to maintain that without forming a discernible pattern of some kind over time. So I settled for just smutting up my town game a bit instead.

She looks totally different to me from LGM. She had a slick "trying to shock you" faux feel to her there that I totally am not seeing here.

But perhaps she is better at switching up each game than I was, plus it took me a few years to get to the point where I gave up, and I'm not sure how long she's been playing. I am far from a Lucy expert, as i am sure she is pleased to hear.

She also writes a charming romantic essay

OK, gotta go get ready for work.

[Mongoose]

Yep! Add me on discord at Mongoose#9312 and I’ll get you added @Golden

@Golden I'm sorry I missed this last week. Did you want to be added to the spectator chat?

oooo a chat?

[Dennis]

[VOTE: SVS ] aubergine

I see you have entered the tunnel you have built for yourself. Far be it from me to talk you out of it.

I said this several times in the Day one thread, gonna say it one more time, then you're on your own.

On Day Zero, you came into the thread first. Followed by Falcon about a minute later. You two were romping and cavorting when I got there. I was Player #3. Next, about 10 minutes after me, Kate. Player #4.

Then about 20 minutes or so after that came Quin, player #5. Then you made an (I assume) joke post that me, kate and Quin were the bad team. How Jolly! Players 3, 4 and 5.

But you left Falcon out of it. Why not start at player #2? So I thought maybe you and Falcon had BTSC. In this game, could be bad, could be good. So i decided to watch, and in my first "what sticks out to me" post, it was the first thing I mentioned.

So several people started a soft push on Falcon; Quin, Wilgy, Marmot. So i went back and reread him, I could see some points, but was still a bit waffly then he posted this:

I am hungover today and have to wrap presents n such.



If you need anything, just text me, don't call



Expect medium things from me tomorrow

"Just text me, don't call."

I have seen chatroom slips, and this reads *just* like one to me. Like he thought he was sending a PM, and he posted to the thread by mistake.

I thought it was hilarious.

So I went with it, because it was a bout a billion percent better than some of the Day One voting rationales you see out there.

Your reaction sold me on my BTSC theory. Like if me, Quin and Kate were actually on your joke baddie team, we'd all pile on falcon, of all people, who hadn't suspected or even mentioned afair any of us. You were OBVIOUSLY upset. But then you made the effort to point out you *weren't defending falcon*. SO at that point I was 99% positive we got a baddie day one.

So when he flipped as a non BTSC fabric, none of this made any sense to me. WHO WAS HE TALKING TO???

In any case, I can see you're gonna tunnel, and nothing I say or do will change your mind.

So have fun in the tunnel. I won't be joining you in there.

Wait. Wait the falcon wagon makes so much more sense now. I didn't even think about chatroom slips because I thought all of that happened on Discord and he was just being drunk.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Lol I always just took it as Falcon joking around in thread as Falcon tends to do

[S~V~S]

@Dennis

This is *my* thought process, not anyone else’s as far as I know. It only explains my vote, not anyone elses. I didn’t see anyone else say that.

I’m not sure how you make that leap.

@Neon

I’ve only seen the one of his game besides this one.

I was in a game on another site, RM. Some other people here may have played it. This girl, SoFi, was trying to call her team to the chat. She thought she was sending a PM, but she really was posting to the thread.

It was *hilarious*. She posted something like,

“X, Y and Z, get in the chat room now! We need to talk about killing W! “

It was so funny

But maybe it was just a lulz thing on Falcons part. With his flip, I don’t see what else it could be. I can’t wait to ask Falcon post game.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I dunno I just know I never thought it was any btsc slip and was pretty confident Falcon was just fucking around and slanking as Falcon tends to do

[Dennis]

So found the roles and organza wasn't even a bts civ. Wtf was that post about?

@S~V~S Kate said that too here but I didn't follow at the time.

[Epignosis]

i'm fine with a falcon vote, i can't follow the guy, i'll iso wigly cause rondo reads are good

Can you point me to where you tried?

[Mongoose]

Mid-day Optional Prompt

Let’s say you are the Grand Marshall of a parade. What vehicle would you choose to ride in? Get creative with your answer.

I think it would be funny to ride around in a bumper car.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Mid-day Optional Prompt

Let’s say you are the Grand Marshall of a parade. What vehicle would you choose to ride in? Get creative with your answer.

I think it would be funny to ride around in a bumper car.

A pink Mercedes Benz car like the ones they make for kids that drive around and are tiny

[Marmot]

I am on my way to a holiday party. I may or may not be back in here tonight, and I have another Weds., but I’ll be normal days and tomorrow night.

I’m interested in knowing why Marmot and especially Wilgy pushed so hard on Falcon being bad, to the point that Wilgy pushed back at people who didn’t think Falcon was more suspish than he, Wilgy, was. But then didn’t vote for Falcon.

Marmot said he was gonna be out of thread at EOD so there’s that. But I don’t understand what Wilgy was about.

At the point when I was pushing falcon, his posts to that point weren't particularly indicative of town falcon, and in my experience similar to wolf falcon, hence why I voted there.

falcon stood out to me because he was voting for me, but there's a reasonable chance I would've changed my mind by EOD since he did come back and post more.


Although I realize my vote ended on Quin anyway, so it's not like my vote actually did anything.

[Marmot]

Mid-day Optional Prompt

Let’s say you are the Grand Marshall of a parade. What vehicle would you choose to ride in? Get creative with your answer.

I think it would be funny to ride around in a bumper car.

A penny-farthing.