[Mafia Win] Tongue-Tied Mafia

[Porscha]

someone tag me when the mafia game starts

[VOTE: HK] aubergine

Hey I'm voting you

Yeah, I saw that.






That's the nature of Maf tho, so I am unfazed.





Oh yeah, do you actually SR me or is it just to get me involved?

I just wanted a reaction tbh. You have disappointed me

[Porscha]

HK lookin kinda sussy right out of the gate. Nice.

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I’m calling it we’ve got a Kate/Dennis scum team

This is statistically improbable

[Porscha]

I'm looking forward to the consequences for breaking post cap. Not for me, but someone is gonna do it. Probs neon which is why I'm just gonna vote her and call it a day

Wow...rude. I didn't even realize this game started. Which post cap am I breaking?

60 posts cap? this is a fucking travesty.

Is anyone here this thread has 33 posts its a joke

Falcon HK Porscha town.

Why? My standard opening line is no reason to TR my slot, ever.

But you said you were town :/

[Porscha]

someone tag me when the mafia game starts

If this was a dating sim who would you ask out on a date first

myself b/c I already know I'm a good time AND I already know I want a short date and be home in bed by myself by 10pm.

if I had to make a decision on someone else it's going to be nobody because I have a crippling fear of rejection and also I'm kinda misanthropic.

It's a dating sim they cant say no

The question is really asking who would you want to interrogate over a candle lit dinner first

[Kate]

HK lookin kinda sussy right out of the gate. Nice.

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I’m calling it we’ve got a Kate/Dennis scum team

This is statistically improbable

Everyone always thinks we are teammates and it's very rarely true. I think it's bc of the close irl relationship.

[hollowkatt]

someone tag me when the mafia game starts

If this was a dating sim who would you ask out on a date first

myself b/c I already know I'm a good time AND I already know I want a short date and be home in bed by myself by 10pm.

if I had to make a decision on someone else it's going to be nobody because I have a crippling fear of rejection and also I'm kinda misanthropic.

It's a dating sim they cant say no

The question is really asking who would you want to interrogate over a candle lit dinner first

oh definitely myself he's a slippery bastard.

after that it's probably not fingersplints as I don't think they even know the game is going.
Falcon might be fun but getting anything out of him would be like pulling teeth. Neon would find a way to IRL respond in flashy gifs. So probably neon.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

someone tag me when the mafia game starts

It will never start.

But seriously I've asked several questions.

I'll ask you one. First impressions?

wigly susing me early is weird but not weird enough for me to push.
ur mostly fine, fluffy as fuck and devoid of content but fine. Kate also fine. Dennis is funny and a literal child but also isn't someone I really wanna kill.

Everyone else can die idc really. except sig he's town

Fluffy yes. Devoid of content...I disagree.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I'm looking forward to the consequences for breaking post cap. Not for me, but someone is gonna do it. Probs neon which is why I'm just gonna vote her and call it a day

Wow...rude. I didn't even realize this game started. Which post cap am I breaking?

60 posts cap? this is a fucking travesty.

Is anyone here this thread has 33 posts its a joke

Falcon HK Porscha town.

Why? My standard opening line is no reason to TR my slot, ever.

Vibes

[Dennis]

I'm gonna need you to expand on why me doing a thing I've always done in every mafia game ever makes me scummy in this one

I don't really want to

I thought dennis said it was sus that you werent post capping right away

Not that its sus that you are post capping right away

I'm like 99% sure he said the opposite because he was complaining about how many posts I already had

Wait what

I meant that as a joke like "Neon hasn't post capped yet, even though it's only 60"

Did I word it terribly

[Dennis]

That while "minor" thing would also be me but I'm not as hyped about that

Get a fake ID

I tried

[Dennis]

HK lookin kinda sussy right out of the gate. Nice.

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I thought it was a joke bc Dennis was asking wilgy why he said something, which obviously isn't obfuscation.

I thought "this silly goose" was referring to hk, who wilgy was sussing because hk wants people to reach the cap

I thought it was serious

[Kate]

That while "minor" thing would also be me but I'm not as hyped about that

Get a fake ID

I tried

You know I can see this. Right?

[Kate]

HK lookin kinda sussy right out of the gate. Nice.

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I thought it was a joke bc Dennis was asking wilgy why he said something, which obviously isn't obfuscation.

I thought "this silly goose" was referring to hk, who wilgy was sussing because hk wants people to reach the cap

I thought it was serious

But all YOU said was why.

[Dennis]

That while "minor" thing would also be me but I'm not as hyped about that

Get a fake ID

I tried

You know I can see this. Right?

Nooooo you can't

[Dennis]

Kate is town

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Neon saying "I'm stopping at 60 posts" and then immediately blowing like 10 posts is even more concerning than normal

I'm gonna need you to expand on why me doing a thing I've always done in every mafia game ever makes me scummy in this one

I don't really want to

I thought dennis said it was sus that you werent post capping right away

Not that its sus that you are post capping right away

I'm like 99% sure he said the opposite because he was complaining about how many posts I already had

Wait what

I meant that as a joke like "Neon hasn't post capped yet, even though it's only 60"

Did I word it terribly

Explain how that's what this means.

[hollowkatt]

someone tag me when the mafia game starts

It will never start.

But seriously I've asked several questions.

I'll ask you one. First impressions?

wigly susing me early is weird but not weird enough for me to push.
ur mostly fine, fluffy as fuck and devoid of content but fine. Kate also fine. Dennis is funny and a literal child but also isn't someone I really wanna kill.

Everyone else can die idc really. except sig he's town

Fluffy yes. Devoid of content...I disagree.

if there's content it's hidden in the gifs very well.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Kate is town

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[☆Princess Abigail☆]

someone tag me when the mafia game starts

It will never start.

But seriously I've asked several questions.

I'll ask you one. First impressions?

wigly susing me early is weird but not weird enough for me to push.
ur mostly fine, fluffy as fuck and devoid of content but fine. Kate also fine. Dennis is funny and a literal child but also isn't someone I really wanna kill.

Everyone else can die idc really. except sig he's town

Fluffy yes. Devoid of content...I disagree.

if there's content it's hidden in the gifs very well.

I can do both

[Kate]

Kate is town

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You can tell I'm town by now, can't you?

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Kate is town

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You can tell I'm town by now, can't you?

Mmmm that's not what I'm asking

[Dennis]

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I thought it was a joke bc Dennis was asking wilgy why he said something, which obviously isn't obfuscation.

I thought "this silly goose" was referring to hk, who wilgy was sussing because hk wants people to reach the cap

I thought it was serious

But all YOU said was why.

I'm lost

You're saying it's a joke because what

Falcon said you weren't addressing wilgy question?

[Dennis]

Neon saying "I'm stopping at 60 posts" and then immediately blowing like 10 posts is even more concerning than normal

I'm gonna need you to expand on why me doing a thing I've always done in every mafia game ever makes me scummy in this one

I don't really want to

I thought dennis said it was sus that you werent post capping right away

Not that its sus that you are post capping right away

I'm like 99% sure he said the opposite because he was complaining about how many posts I already had

Wait what

I meant that as a joke like "Neon hasn't post capped yet, even though it's only 60"

Did I word it terribly

Explain how that's what this means.

I worded it terribly

[Dennis]

Kate is town

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She's my mother and I have seen enough towntells

[Kate]

Kate is town

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You can tell I'm town by now, can't you?

Mmmm that's not what I'm asking

[Kate]

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I thought it was a joke bc Dennis was asking wilgy why he said something, which obviously isn't obfuscation.

I thought "this silly goose" was referring to hk, who wilgy was sussing because hk wants people to reach the cap

I thought it was serious

But all YOU said was why.

I'm lost

You're saying it's a joke because what

Falcon said you weren't addressing wilgy question?

Wilgy said something about falcon.

You said WHY?

wilfy responded by saying you were obfuscation convo or summation.

I surmised it was a joke bc, imo, asking why is not obfuscation.

[Kate]

*obfuscating conversion or summat

[Kate]

Omg CONVERSATION

[Dennis]

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I thought it was a joke bc Dennis was asking wilgy why he said something, which obviously isn't obfuscation.

I thought "this silly goose" was referring to hk, who wilgy was sussing because hk wants people to reach the cap

I thought it was serious

But all YOU said was why.

I'm lost

You're saying it's a joke because what

Falcon said you weren't addressing wilgy question?

Wilgy said something about falcon.

You said WHY?

wilfy responded by saying you were obfuscation convo or summation.

I surmised it was a joke bc, imo, asking why is not obfuscation.

Oh. I thought he was saying hk was obfuscating or whatever

Ok thanks

[DrWilgy]

His name is Dr.

Dr Wilgy

He has no degree

He's committing fraud.

[Kate]

His name is Dr.

Dr Wilgy

He has no degree

He's committing fraud.

Totes obv imo tbh. Smh.

[Dennis]

His name is Dr.

Dr Wilgy

He has no degree

He's committing fraud.

Totes obv imo tbh. Smh.

What

[pyxxy]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

[Dennis]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

What did ya see in splints

[sig]

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I’m calling it we’ve got a Kate/Dennis scum team

This is statistically improbable

Everyone always thinks we are teammates and it's very rarely true. I think it's bc of the close irl relationship.

I mean last time most people thought that you were both mafia so not a great example

[sig]

HK lookin kinda sussy right out of the gate. Nice.

Why

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I’m calling it we’ve got a Kate/Dennis scum team

This is statistically improbable

Nah

[sig]

That while "minor" thing would also be me but I'm not as hyped about that

Get a fake ID

I tried

Step up your game and just rob a liquor store instead

[sig]

[VOTE: Dennis] aubergine

I’m seeing some scum tells

[Kate]

This silly goose is inspiring the game to be purposely obfuscated.

What town motivation is there in that?

This is how this kid has aways been. Did I ever tell you about the time he got us thrown out of the MUPPET MOVIE? what kind of delinquent gets thrown out of a Muppet movie?!?!

In cases of juvenile delinquency that are this severe, I look at the parents.





But you're not really addressing Wilgy's question, are you?

I’m calling it we’ve got a Kate/Dennis scum team

This is statistically improbable

Everyone always thinks we are teammates and it's very rarely true. I think it's bc of the close irl relationship.

I mean last time most people thought that you were both mafia so not a great example

Actually last time we were both civ and you were mafia. Before that we were all 3 mafia.

What's your point?

[hollowkatt]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

Do you think Wigly and I are paired or is this an "independently wolfy" read from you?

[DrWilgy]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

Yesss, YES PYXXY

That is what I'm talking about! YOU BEAUTIFUL THING

sussing me? Oh ho ho!

You don't even know Pyxxy! You don't know!

Let us clash! I hope your SUS rings TRUE to the beauty of SOUL

LETS

DO

THIS.

You make me feel alive!

A DEEP FEELING OF EXCITEMENT THAT CAN ONLY BE CREATED THROUGH THE CLASHING OF IDEALS AND BELIEFS.

Now come Pyxxy,

Show me what this means.

[hollowkatt]

[VOTE: wigly] aubergine

ur too excited

[Dennis]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

Yesss, YES PYXXY

That is what I'm talking about! YOU BEAUTIFUL THING

sussing me? Oh ho ho!

You don't even know Pyxxy! You don't know!

Let us clash! I hope your SUS rings TRUE to the beauty of SOUL

LETS

DO

THIS.

You make me feel alive!

A DEEP FEELING OF EXCITEMENT THAT CAN ONLY BE CREATED THROUGH THE CLASHING OF IDEALS AND BELIEFS.

Now come Pyxxy,

Show me what this means.

Wilgy you're scaring me

[Dennis]

No seriously though wtf is up with that

[Dennis]

@pyxxy where did u go

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

Explain Splints Wilgy HK plox

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

½ way through D1

ordered within groups from most to least

town: neon, dennis, kate, fingersplints

neutral: lemonfairy, porscha, falcon, sig, roxy

sus: hollowkatt, wilgy

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

Yesss, YES PYXXY

That is what I'm talking about! YOU BEAUTIFUL THING

sussing me? Oh ho ho!

You don't even know Pyxxy! You don't know!

Let us clash! I hope your SUS rings TRUE to the beauty of SOUL

LETS

DO

THIS.

You make me feel alive!

A DEEP FEELING OF EXCITEMENT THAT CAN ONLY BE CREATED THROUGH THE CLASHING OF IDEALS AND BELIEFS.

Now come Pyxxy,

Show me what this means.

[DrWilgy]

[VOTE: wigly] aubergine

ur too excited

Hahahahaha

HK, my friend. My good good friend

DONT YOU KNOW.

I absolutely abhore being wolf.

This isn't excitement related to alignment.

THIS is a TRUE clash of form.

A beautiful articulation of the sword hand.

Yes...

You wouldn't understand would you.

Alas. I too accept your challenge.

Shall you awaken me.

WILL OUR BLOOD DANCE APON A STAGE WHERE NO ACTORS COME BACK ALIVE?

No seriously though wtf is up with that

W | H | A | T | I | S | W | R | O | N | G

dennis

D. O. Y. O. U. W. A. N. T. T. O.

P̴̢̡̯͓̝̙͓̟̠̯̙̺͓̎̓͜͜ḻ̵̻̠̣̪̤͇̦͙̂̔͐͠a̵̛̛̱͍̯͆̌͑̂̀͒̓̀̊̚̚͜͝͝y̶̲̻͍̰̲͎͎̖͚͆͆́́̔̾̄͑̀͛́̕

[hollowkatt]

[VOTE: wigly] aubergine

ur too excited

Hahahahaha

HK, my friend. My good good friend

DONT YOU KNOW.

I absolutely abhore being wolf.

This isn't excitement related to alignment.

THIS is a TRUE clash of form.

A beautiful articulation of the sword hand.

Yes...

You wouldn't understand would you.

Alas. I too accept your challenge.

Shall you awaken me.

WILL OUR BLOOD DANCE APON A STAGE WHERE NO ACTORS COME BACK ALIVE?

No seriously though wtf is up with that

W | H | A | T | I | S | W | R | O | N | G

dennis

D. O. Y. O. U. W. A. N. T. T. O.

P̴̢̡̯͓̝̙͓̟̠̯̙̺͓̎̓͜͜ḻ̵̻̠̣̪̤͇̦͙̂̔͐͠a̵̛̛̱͍̯͆̌͑̂̀͒̓̀̊̚̚͜͝͝y̶̲̻͍̰̲͎͎̖͚͆͆́́̔̾̄͑̀͛́̕

wigly ur channeling some abominable cross between animal crossing, reddit fifthworldpics, an anime I've never seen, and mafia. Kinda loving it ngl

[Dennis]

[VOTE: wigly] aubergine

ur too excited

Hahahahaha

HK, my friend. My good good friend

DONT YOU KNOW.

I absolutely abhore being wolf.

This isn't excitement related to alignment.

THIS is a TRUE clash of form.

A beautiful articulation of the sword hand.

Yes...

You wouldn't understand would you.

Alas. I too accept your challenge.

Shall you awaken me.

WILL OUR BLOOD DANCE APON A STAGE WHERE NO ACTORS COME BACK ALIVE?

No seriously though wtf is up with that

W | H | A | T | I | S | W | R | O | N | G

dennis

D. O. Y. O. U. W. A. N. T. T. O.

P̴̢̡̯͓̝̙͓̟̠̯̙̺͓̎̓͜͜ḻ̵̻̠̣̪̤͇̦͙̂̔͐͠a̵̛̛̱͍̯͆̌͑̂̀͒̓̀̊̚̚͜͝͝y̶̲̻͍̰̲͎͎̖͚͆͆́́̔̾̄͑̀͛́̕

Ya sure what game are we playing