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meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttttt
there is a restaurant in my city called MEAT
the sign on the side of the building is a big arrow that says EAT MEAT HERE
it's beautiful
there is a restaurant in my city called MEAT
the sign on the side of the building is a big arrow that says EAT MEAT HERE
it's beautiful
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I'm nooooot because I don't hold myself out as something that I'm notEpignosis wrote:You're a hypocrite!Mongoose wrote:Ugh yeahhhh, I am an utter disgrace. I've lapsed over to the dark side. Well, occasionally. Or a lot when around Logan. I'm still 100% vegetarian at home and mostly during the week, but my coworkers enjoy me having Meat Day with them on Fridays. We'll see how long this lasts.
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I like it.
Also you are all extremely bad influences
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I'm such a natural herbivore though.
On really fat days I eat a whole salad kit.
And I ate a bunch of roasted veggies to it. And then eat it in a mixing bowl. I feel like the dude in Seven who got killed by Gluttony.
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On really fat days I eat a whole salad kit.
And I ate a bunch of roasted veggies to it. And then eat it in a mixing bowl. I feel like the dude in Seven who got killed by Gluttony.
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same
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I lost my 5th tooth during Math today! 

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Am I the only one who thinks these new curricula are unnecessarily violent?Simon wrote:I lost my 5th tooth during Math today!
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Perhaps, but he can count to five so it must be working.thellama73 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks these new curricula are unnecessarily violent?Simon wrote:I lost my 5th tooth during Math today!
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I've avoided tooth loss by not going to a dentist.
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I just got a new job!! So excited!
Sometimes life does seem all planned out, like there's no choice in the matter. But that's just an illusion.
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Congrats! Can I have your old one?
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It's ending soon so you probably don't want it haha.
Sometimes life does seem all planned out, like there's no choice in the matter. But that's just an illusion.
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if all jobs ended, there would be less to be done.
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That's great, sug! You'll have a mouthful of adult teeth in no time.Simon wrote:I lost my 5th tooth during Math today!
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I was supposed to catch a flight home today to Cincinnati, but I was (unwillingly) bumped off the flight because it was overbooked. So now I've got a check for $1000 and am catching a later flight to Ohio.
Christmas present from Delta!
Now I have all this time to kill waiting in the airport though.
Christmas present from Delta!

Now I have all this time to kill waiting in the airport though.

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The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Wow, sweet!Metalmarsh89 wrote:I was supposed to catch a flight home today to Cincinnati, but I was (unwillingly) bumped off the flight because it was overbooked. So now I've got a check for $1000 and am catching a later flight to Ohio.
Christmas present from Delta!![]()
Now I have all this time to kill waiting in the airport though.
At least you got more than appropriately compensated for it.

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look at how freakin cute this llama is


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MattMatt, I can't find any words (or smilies) that can describe the cuteness of that llama. 


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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Metalmarsh89 wrote:MattMatt, I can't find any words (or smilies) that can describe the cuteness of that llama.

Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Here I am using my legs like a sucker.Mongoose wrote:I like the thought/imagery of a small child carrying around Llama.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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*points and laughs* sucker! Where's your kid at man? Yea - that's right, you ain't got one!! Have to walk like some damn fool! 

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If you were at a bar with Alex, would you get him drfunk?

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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Oh yeah I would.Metalmarsh89 wrote:If you were at a bar with Alex, would you get him drfunk?
I'm an instigator of the highest caliber.
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Too bad you didn't push hard enough.Metalmarsh89 wrote:If you were at a bar with Alex, would you get him drfunk?

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Hell no. I'd need someone to drive.Metalmarsh89 wrote:If you were at a bar with Alex, would you get him drfunk?

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Christmas Moving Pictures!
We should call you Christmas Pictures!

We should call you Christmas Pictures!
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Indeed!Simon wrote:Christmas Moving Pictures!![]()
We should call you Christmas Pictures!

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I'd need someone to drive if I had half a beer :/
I had one drink at our last happy hour and stayed 5.5 hours to make sure I was good. That's a very happy hour. Probably overkill, but to err the other way is disastrous right.
I had one drink at our last happy hour and stayed 5.5 hours to make sure I was good. That's a very happy hour. Probably overkill, but to err the other way is disastrous right.
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I need at least 6 (six) bears to ride a bicycle.
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Skip softly, my moonbeams, for I have heard tell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell



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Am I dumb.
A used store had a free bin outside. I found a Jefferson Airplane CD. "Cool," I thought. I saw another one in the same bin, so I compared the back of the first disc to the back of the second one to see which one was least scratched.
Turns out it was a 2-CD set.
A used store had a free bin outside. I found a Jefferson Airplane CD. "Cool," I thought. I saw another one in the same bin, so I compared the back of the first disc to the back of the second one to see which one was least scratched.
Turns out it was a 2-CD set.

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I was thinking of dear vompernoodles recently.
I was playing Apples-to-Apples, and the adjective 'expensive' came up. I happened to have the 'Finland' card in my hand, so I played it. My family didn't understand my amusement, but I don't care. I thought it was funny, and ture.
I was playing Apples-to-Apples, and the adjective 'expensive' came up. I happened to have the 'Finland' card in my hand, so I played it. My family didn't understand my amusement, but I don't care. I thought it was funny, and ture.

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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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I hope everyone is having a happy christmas eve and will have a merry christmas or you had a happy hanukkah! Or all three!
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apples are exepsnnienive in finallnnld
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Christmas is expensive in the USA.


Skip softly, my moonbeams, for I have heard tell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell



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Lizzy wrote:hump

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I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a swanky New Year.
Get ready 2015. We're a troublesome bunch!
Get ready 2015. We're a troublesome bunch!

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My brother wins the best gift award
because he bought me scotch
because he bought me scotch
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Metalmarsh89 wrote:If you were at a bar with Alex, would you get him drfunk?
If you did not do this - IDK if we can ever be friends again. Srrsly. If i were in front of booze when I was with Alex, I would have poured SO MUCH OF IT down his thoat.

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oh - also this too -but that's the fun in it IMO.triceratopzeuhl wrote:I would probably accidentally get me drunk in the process too

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