I think Nate just read the roles in the OP and there was no post restrictor. Didn't realise that it could be a community role. If it's sus it's because he's memorised roles and is role hunting lol.miranda920 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:16 pmnot your post, the fact that Nate seems to slip on some role knowledgeMacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:14 pmMy post?miranda920 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:01 pmsantygrass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:24 pm Can you elaborate on Nate? As in, what iffy things you recall?This was pingy to meMacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:34 amThis actually feels like a genuine slip. I believe he didn't know Creature had the role. But I also want to know why you dismissed the idea completely @NateTheLesser?NateTheLesser wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:49 amThere's not a post restrictor, unless it's something an inventor cooked up.
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Maybe Nate is some sort of independent 3p soup killer who wins the game if they can match roles to players. We've seen that before.
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im not worried about soup kill, jay would put the possibility of it in the OP especially for the SDN furry invadersMacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:19 pm Maybe Nate is some sort of independent 3p soup killer who wins the game if they can match roles to players. We've seen that before.
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2nd to last information on last night.
I was pretty sure there was a wolf between Lawpy/Genny/Marmot. Lawpy for all of the reasons I've already shared.
I figured if I were picking who to make the NK, it would be Lawpy. He was the least suspected to that point and therefore would be the least likely to be blocked or tracked.
I redirected Lawpy night action onto Marmot
Marmot died
I asked Lawpy about what he did and he fumbled through the fruit vendor claim
He said nothing about his real role or the fact that he was acted upon last night
I already thought he was a wolf, but that pushed me over the edge
I was pretty sure there was a wolf between Lawpy/Genny/Marmot. Lawpy for all of the reasons I've already shared.
I figured if I were picking who to make the NK, it would be Lawpy. He was the least suspected to that point and therefore would be the least likely to be blocked or tracked.
I redirected Lawpy night action onto Marmot
Marmot died
I asked Lawpy about what he did and he fumbled through the fruit vendor claim
He said nothing about his real role or the fact that he was acted upon last night
I already thought he was a wolf, but that pushed me over the edge
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Mayo the Mayo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:23 pm 2nd to last information on last night.
I was pretty sure there was a wolf between Lawpy/Genny/Marmot. Lawpy for all of the reasons I've already shared.
I figured if I were picking who to make the NK, it would be Lawpy. He was the least suspected to that point and therefore would be the least likely to be blocked or tracked.
I redirected Lawpy night action onto Marmot
Marmot died
I asked Lawpy about what he did and he fumbled through the fruit vendor claim
He said nothing about his real role or the fact that he was acted upon last night
I already thought he was a wolf, but that pushed me over the edge
I know there are other explanations for Marmot's death. I would be voting Lawpy without that, but that was the part I was holding back.
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I didn't memorize it, I just went back to check. I've seen people fake a post restriction before.MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:19 pmI think Nate just read the roles in the OP and there was no post restrictor. Didn't realise that it could be a community role. If it's sus it's because he's memorised roles and is role hunting lol.miranda920 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:16 pmnot your post, the fact that Nate seems to slip on some role knowledgeMacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:14 pmMy post?miranda920 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:01 pmsantygrass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:24 pm Can you elaborate on Nate? As in, what iffy things you recall?This was pingy to meMacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:34 amThis actually feels like a genuine slip. I believe he didn't know Creature had the role. But I also want to know why you dismissed the idea completely @NateTheLesser?NateTheLesser wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:49 amThere's not a post restrictor, unless it's something an inventor cooked up.
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Mayo the Mayo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:23 pm 2nd to last information on last night.
I was pretty sure there was a wolf between Lawpy/Genny/Marmot. Lawpy for all of the reasons I've already shared.
I figured if I were picking who to make the NK, it would be Lawpy. He was the least suspected to that point and therefore would be the least likely to be blocked or tracked.
I redirected Lawpy night action onto Marmot
Marmot died
I asked Lawpy about what he did and he fumbled through the fruit vendor claim
He said nothing about his real role or the fact that he was acted upon last night
I already thought he was a wolf, but that pushed me over the edge

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Might not be kill might just be to guess for a 3p wincon. That role was in a game once.tutuu wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:22 pmim not worried about soup kill, jay would put the possibility of it in the OP especially for the SDN furry invadersMacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:19 pm Maybe Nate is some sort of independent 3p soup killer who wins the game if they can match roles to players. We've seen that before.
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Yeah, if we had active claim deterrents, our benevolent hosts would have said something about it in the rules. I believe the game design itself is our anti-claim mechanic.tutuu wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:22 pmim not worried about soup kill, jay would put the possibility of it in the OP especially for the SDN furry invadersMacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:19 pm Maybe Nate is some sort of independent 3p soup killer who wins the game if they can match roles to players. We've seen that before.
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Look that's all great Mayo but Lawpy was dying anyway and now you've made yourself an obvious NK instead of me and I hate you.
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SpicyMayo the Mayo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:23 pm 2nd to last information on last night.
I was pretty sure there was a wolf between Lawpy/Genny/Marmot. Lawpy for all of the reasons I've already shared.
I figured if I were picking who to make the NK, it would be Lawpy. He was the least suspected to that point and therefore would be the least likely to be blocked or tracked.
I redirected Lawpy night action onto Marmot
Marmot died
I asked Lawpy about what he did and he fumbled through the fruit vendor claim
He said nothing about his real role or the fact that he was acted upon last night
I already thought he was a wolf, but that pushed me over the edge
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I was already the obvious NK. Everyone knows I'm village.MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:26 pm Look that's all great Mayo but Lawpy was dying anyway and now you've made yourself an obvious NK instead of me and I hate you.
Also it was my one use community ability.
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Aren't you poisoned?MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:26 pm Look that's all great Mayo but Lawpy was dying anyway and now you've made yourself an obvious NK instead of me and I hate you.
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MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:26 pm Look that's all great Mayo but Lawpy was dying anyway and now you've made yourself an obvious NK instead of me and I hate you.
Yeah, don't you have vampire cancer or something? I thought you were already dying in 31 minutes.tutuu wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:27 pmMacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:26 pm Look that's all great Mayo but Lawpy was dying anyway and now you've made yourself an obvious NK instead of me and I hate you.![]()
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Lawpy's been a done deal for a while so ppl just waiting for the flip I guess.
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Boring. Let's flashwagon Seanzie.NateTheLesser wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:54 pm Lawpy's been a done deal for a while so ppl just waiting for the flip I guess.
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This is a pretty badass votespread right now, ngl.
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Somewhere santy's ears perked up and he doesn't know why.
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Yeah, well once Jay lifted that post-cap, I was able to really let loose.
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You yourself noted that I dropped off D2, NOT D3. This makes no sense with what you're saying here. SoD2, what exactly would have been harder and harder for me?MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:33 pm Pew pew gut reads here we go lessgo
Dennis - Hilariously cooked unit / town
Lawpy - Belly up (reprise)
genny - Probably will flip town but that wouldn't be fair
Mayo - Town for projecting this gif through text
MR7 - Ya know just don't know ya know. Like they are probably not with Creature/Falcon for spew reasons and whatever but then they aren't really towny at all so maybe other faction? I dunno I can't really abide them anymore. They haven't given me the creamy gooey town feel.
miranda - I feel pretty much the same about them as the above?
Nate - I kinda feel okay about Nate now. Good job buddy.
Neon - I kinda feel okay about Neon now. Good job buddy.
SVS - I kinda feel okay about SVS now. Good job buddy.
santy - Feels like a Werecreature who has convinced themselves that I am not town lol.
SARdog - I ain't do be buying what dey do be sellin tbh. Ain't no love between us.
Seanzie - At the start of the game he was all "ree I'm town Seanzie" at AM but then since then he's been basically wolf Seanzie. I am of the wondering whether he is of the non Werecreature align and started the game being able to realsolve which has become harder and harder and now we that he has taken his "yo im towny yo" t-shirt off he is revealed to have a "ha just kidding i wasnt town yo" shirt on underneath it.
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I’m inSeanzie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:55 pmBoring. Let's flashwagon Seanzie.NateTheLesser wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:54 pm Lawpy's been a done deal for a while so ppl just waiting for the flip I guess.
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Day Three: Knock Knock

“Walk pls” meowed the calico cat, as he pranced around the watering hole and the other animals watched. “Steps pls.”
The kangaroo leaned over to the okapi and whispered behind her paw, “What is wrong with that cat?” she asked, and the okapi approximated a shrug. The kangaroo didn’t realize how good the cat’s hearing was.
“No pls,” said the calico, stopping to lick a paw, “Only cattos speak now. Good cattos.” The other animals looked at each other in growing alarm as he continued to whisper good cattos to himself over and over again, but they felt compelled to listen. They followed the calico in his path around the watering hole until all the animals had formed the slowest, strangest conga line the earth had ever seen. Eventually they made a complete circle, gentle waves of water lapping at their feet. The calico cat stopped abruptly and turned, looking at each animal individually. This took a while, as there were hundreds of creatures gathered. The silence dragged on. The sloth started to doze off. Finally, the cat spoke.
“Explain…softly,” asked the cat, “Why do you hate fruits?”
At first there was no reply, and then the cat remembered he had told them not to speak.
“Answer pls.”
“It is not that we hate fruits,” said a porcupine, “It is that we think you might have poisoned them.”
“Why pls?” said the cat, a barely detectable edge to his voice.
“Probably because you refuse to eat them yourself!” shouted a pigeon. “You just keep sending them to others, with murderous intent!”
“Unlikely pls. They are gifts pls,” said the cat, his fur beginning to stand on end. He was small and it only made him look the slightest bit more intimidating.
“Still it’s pretty suspicious,” said a hippopotamus, “Why don’t you eat just one, to prove to us they are safe?”
The cat swallowed hard, He hadn’t expected this. He decided to try a diversion tactic he had learned from a now-deceased…well, friend wasn’t really the right word in this scenario, was it? Anyway…
“Knock knock” he said. The other animals blinked. “Knock. Knock.” he said again, more insistent this time.
“Who’s there?” said a tiny field mouse.
“Banana” said the cat.
“Banana who?” a springbok chimed in.
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana”
“Banana who?”
“Knock knock”
This went on for several minutes, the other animals growing frustrated with the never-ending bananas with no resolution. The calico carried on, not knowing how to stop now that he had started, and not wanting to give the others a chance to start questioning him again.
“Who’s there?” a weary voice said after more than a dozen knock knocks, and before the calico could reply, someone came up behind him, grabbed his jaws, opened his mouth wide, and shoved a piece of fruit inside.
“Orange” said his assailant.
“Ownge whhhh,” mumbled the terrified cat as he tried desperately not to bite down on the citrus that was lodged in his mouth.
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” said the other, forcing the cat’s jaws shut. The fruit burst in the calico’s mouth, its juices running down his throat and chin. He was dead in moments.
Yes, it seems the fruit had been poisoned after all.

“Walk pls” meowed the calico cat, as he pranced around the watering hole and the other animals watched. “Steps pls.”
The kangaroo leaned over to the okapi and whispered behind her paw, “What is wrong with that cat?” she asked, and the okapi approximated a shrug. The kangaroo didn’t realize how good the cat’s hearing was.
“No pls,” said the calico, stopping to lick a paw, “Only cattos speak now. Good cattos.” The other animals looked at each other in growing alarm as he continued to whisper good cattos to himself over and over again, but they felt compelled to listen. They followed the calico in his path around the watering hole until all the animals had formed the slowest, strangest conga line the earth had ever seen. Eventually they made a complete circle, gentle waves of water lapping at their feet. The calico cat stopped abruptly and turned, looking at each animal individually. This took a while, as there were hundreds of creatures gathered. The silence dragged on. The sloth started to doze off. Finally, the cat spoke.
“Explain…softly,” asked the cat, “Why do you hate fruits?”
At first there was no reply, and then the cat remembered he had told them not to speak.
“Answer pls.”
“It is not that we hate fruits,” said a porcupine, “It is that we think you might have poisoned them.”
“Why pls?” said the cat, a barely detectable edge to his voice.
“Probably because you refuse to eat them yourself!” shouted a pigeon. “You just keep sending them to others, with murderous intent!”
“Unlikely pls. They are gifts pls,” said the cat, his fur beginning to stand on end. He was small and it only made him look the slightest bit more intimidating.
“Still it’s pretty suspicious,” said a hippopotamus, “Why don’t you eat just one, to prove to us they are safe?”
The cat swallowed hard, He hadn’t expected this. He decided to try a diversion tactic he had learned from a now-deceased…well, friend wasn’t really the right word in this scenario, was it? Anyway…
“Knock knock” he said. The other animals blinked. “Knock. Knock.” he said again, more insistent this time.
“Who’s there?” said a tiny field mouse.
“Banana” said the cat.
“Banana who?” a springbok chimed in.
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana”
“Banana who?”
“Knock knock”
This went on for several minutes, the other animals growing frustrated with the never-ending bananas with no resolution. The calico carried on, not knowing how to stop now that he had started, and not wanting to give the others a chance to start questioning him again.
“Who’s there?” a weary voice said after more than a dozen knock knocks, and before the calico could reply, someone came up behind him, grabbed his jaws, opened his mouth wide, and shoved a piece of fruit inside.
“Orange” said his assailant.
“Ownge whhhh,” mumbled the terrified cat as he tried desperately not to bite down on the citrus that was lodged in his mouth.
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” said the other, forcing the cat’s jaws shut. The fruit burst in the calico’s mouth, its juices running down his throat and chin. He was dead in moments.
Yes, it seems the fruit had been poisoned after all.
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Re: [DAY 3] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
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SDN Crossover Mini WWereWWalrus
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Results!
In last place, we have:Creature-ness: 1/5Spoiler: show
Personal taste: 2/5
Total: 3/10
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6th place:Creature-ness: 1/52Spoiler: show
Personal taste: 2.5/5
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Personal taste: 4/5
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4th place:Creature-ness: 3/5Spoiler: show
Personal taste: 2/5
Total: 5/10
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AND THE PODIUM
3rd place:Creature-ness: 3/5Spoiler: show
Personal taste: 3/5
Total: 6/10
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2nd place:Creature-ness: 5/5Spoiler: show
Personal taste: 3/5
Total: 8/10
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AND OUR WINNERCreature-ness: 4/5Spoiler: show
Personal taste: 5/5
Total: 9/10
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Re: [DAY 3] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
Night Three: Don't You Froget About Me
Well, this one seems to have… croaked
Well, this one seems to have… croaked
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Night 3 has ended.
DrWilgy / tutuu have been killed. They were:
Day 3 is underway. We are staying at 48 hours, at least for now. The day will end on Friday at 10:00 PM EDT.
DrWilgy / tutuu have been killed. They were:
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Day 3 is underway. We are staying at 48 hours, at least for now. The day will end on Friday at 10:00 PM EDT.
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Re: [DAY 3] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
@DubzDubz wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 9:56 am DAY 2 FLAVOR UPDATED
Yes I am very behind on flavor, don't @ me
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Thank you to whomever that was.
May have been Tutuu
May have been Tutuu
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Re: [DAY 4] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
@MacDougall
Why are you alive?
Did your vampire cancer get healed?
Why are you alive?
Did your vampire cancer get healed?
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I'll give it to the wolves. They have managed to kill my top town read every night.
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Re: [DAY 4] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
Feel better about Sloonei with the Lawpy flip, Lawpy seemed like he was trying to chain a falcon elim into Sloonei and then stretched the logic to apply it to mayo when it didn't go anywhere. He actually voted for Sloonei, unlike falcon.
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Re: [DAY 4] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
What he said about his flavor sounded more like a protective, curious if it lines up with what you got.Mayo the Mayo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 10:02 pm @MacDougall
Why are you alive?
Did your vampire cancer get healed?
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Re: [DAY 4] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
Easy read.NateTheLesser wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 10:05 pm Feel better about Sloonei with the Lawpy flip, Lawpy seemed like he was trying to chain a falcon elim into Sloonei and then stretched the logic to apply it to mayo when it didn't go anywhere. He actually voted for Sloonei, unlike falcon.
Who is your POE?
Do you have updated spreadsheets?
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Re: [DAY 4] Literal WWerecreatures Invade Syndicate Zoo: An SDN Crossover Game
Obviously.Mayo the Mayo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 10:02 pm @MacDougall
Why are you alive?
Did your vampire cancer get healed?