727 {TURN 9} {MAIN THREAD}

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Welcome to the 727 main thread. This is where I post things that the entire plane is privy to. It's also where I post that a turn has ended, and where I say how far away we are from our destination.

It also is where I update the "main objective".

For those of you with an objective listed simply as "see thread", it's referring to an objective that most of the group is working towards, and is publicly listed in this thread. It will change as the story progresses, so check back here often.

If your objectives are different, and don't include the little "see thread" message, you do not have to complete the main objective in order to win.

PLANE MAP:

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PASSENGERS

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TURNIP/HEAD
EPIGNOSIS
MOVING/PICTURES
SNOW/DOG
MADE
DHARMA/HELPER
METAL/MARSH
THE/LLAMA/73
VOMPATTI

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TURN 1

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Flight 305, Northwest Orient Airlines, you are clear for takeoff.

It is now Turn 1.

The plane will land in Seattle in 7 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 15 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

CURRENT MAIN OBJECTIVE

Arrive at Seattle alive and not in custody.

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TURN 2

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"Attention Passengers, this is your Captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us this Holiday Season. At this time, we ask that all passengers return to their seats and fasten your seat belts, as we are expecting some minor turbulence here in just a few moments. if you have any questions or require any assistance, our flight staff will be more than happy to accommodate you. Let's all have a safe and happy flight, shall we? Florence to the cockpit please, Florence to the cockpit."

Screaming can be heard from Section D.


It is now Turn 2.

The plane will land in Seattle in 6 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 14 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

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TURN 3

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"Everyone! Please remain calm and in your seats. This is your flight attendant speaking. If someone in the back of the plane could please yell to the front to inform us up here of what the issue is so that we may assist you further."

Screaming can still be heard from Section D.


It is now Turn 3.

The plane will land in Seattle in 5 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 13 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

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TURN 4

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"Hello Passengers, this is your Captain once again. A reminder to use your inside voice when flying with us. Thank you and I hope you enjoy the remainder of this flight."

"Everything's fine back here, just a misunder-"

"Screw you, dipshit!"

*BANG*


Gunshots can be heard from Section D.


It is now Turn 4.

The plane will land in Seattle in 4 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 12 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

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TURN 5

"I am a nurse, so leave this to me! Someone fetch a first aid kit and bring it to Section D!"

"I shoulda died with them! Shoulda died with Bobby-Jon and Moochie!"

*BANG*


Gunshots can be heard from Section D.


It is now Turn 5.

The plane will land in Seattle in 3 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 11 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

[insertnamehere]

TURN 6

"DO NOT HELP THAT MAN!"

The plane takes a sharp turn which causes some heavy turbulence, especially in Section D.

"I REPEAT, DO NOT HELP THAT MAN! HE IS A CONVICTED FELON! HE WAS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE, AND HE THREATENED TO KILL MY CHILD!"

*BANG*

Gunshots can be heard from the Cockpit.


It is now Turn 6.

The plane will land in Seattle in 2 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 10 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

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TURN 7

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"Attention Passengers, this is your Captain once again. Glad I got your attention, because this announcement is rather important and I would hate for you to miss a word of it. So listen very carefully. Whoever it is shooting up Section D of my plane, You have until I finish speaking to knock it off or I will, and this is no exaggeration, exact a vengeance upon you the likes of which no mortal man has seen since the Old Testament. I will fuck you up son, you can take that to the bank. I will ruin you on a metaphysical level. I will personally see to it that every waking moment you spend on Gods green earth is filled to the brim with an agony that is indescribable. I will not rest until you are dust in the wind Motherfucker. Drop the gun, sit the fuck down, and buckle your seatbelt, asshole. You picked the wrong god-damn day to start shit on my god-damn plane.

To the rest of you, it seems this storm is making it impossible to come in for a landing in Seattle. As such, this flight might take a little longer than we anticipated. Please remain calm and in your seats. Deviating from my instructions is likely to result in another bump like the one you just experienced, and nobody wants that, now do we? Rat, if you're still alive out there, and given the way my luck has gone so far, unfortunately you are, Stay the hell out of my cockpit. If I see your slobbering mug I will choke the life out of you so fast.

Thank you again for choosing us to fly with. I hope you enjoy the remainder of this flight."

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"Uh, Rat, if you're still out there, I apologize for my earlier comments. We need you in the cockpit. Now."

It is now Turn 7.

The plane will land in Seattle in 1 turn.

The plane will run out of fuel in 9 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

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FLIGHT DELAY

Sorry, but due to me not having any time to write up any actions, and the fact that I need to actually sleep so I can stop walking around like some zombie have led me to delay Turn 8. Expect it tomorrow, and hopefully at an earlier time.

I'd like to start ending turns sooner in the day, so please try and send in your actions earlier.

Thank you.

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TURN 8

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"Florence to the Cockpit, please. Florence to the Cockpit."

"THE HERBICIDE ISN'T WORKING!"


It is now Turn 8.

The plane will land in Seattle in 0 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 8 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

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TURN 9

"YOU NAZI CUNTS AREN'T INTERRUPTING MY SHIT!"

*BANG*


It is now Turn 9.

The plane will land in Seattle in -1 turns.

The plane will run out of fuel in 7 turns.

You have 24 hours to send in your actions.

[insertnamehere]

PUBLIC NOTICE:

I won't be able to finish a turn tonight due to 4 people not sending in their actions, which is a record low. Hopefully those people do in fact send in their actions, and we can proceed tomorrow.