[WOLF WIN] Bread Mafia 2024

[JaggedJimmyJay]

It's a story.

[Epignosis]

True story by proxy (think this was one of nikuukyugou's students).

Girl was sleeping all class. Would not be roused. Could not keep her eyes open.

At a certain point, you have to give up and carry on with the lesson.

After class...

"Why were you sleeping so much?"

"Ma'am, I'm not gonna lie. I was up all night making bith-cuits."

Which, in this county, tracks.

Is that supposed to mean something? I Googled it and didn't find much.

It's a thing that happened.

[Epignosis]

Just curious, what exactly did you Google?

[Epignosis]

As mafia in Don't Starve, motobot made two low-content posts in all of Day 1. While making puns is not town-indicative, making posts might be for him.

Don't Starve was over a year ago.

Dude plays mafia on Minecraft now. (I know)

He's got dad jokes down.

Not getting any sort of pass from me.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

As mafia in Don't Starve, motobot made two low-content posts in all of Day 1. While making puns is not town-indicative, making posts might be for him.

Don't Starve was over a year ago.

Dude plays mafia on Minecraft now. (I know)

He's got dad jokes down.

Not getting any sort of pass from me.

That is completely fine with me.

[Epignosis]

(I know, a year to us is a nothing burger with a nothing bun, but to him, that's a loaf of development)

That's it. One and pun.

[Thunal33]

Just curious, what exactly did you Google?

bith-cuits. I got the bith from Star Wars (which I had no idea about) and not much else.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Biscuits.

Bith-cuits.

[Thunal33]

Biscuits.

Bith-cuits.

As if I actually pronounce words I read.

[Epignosis]

Just curious, what exactly did you Google?

bith-cuits. I got the bith from Star Wars (which I had no idea about) and not much else.

I'm crying over here.

You need to visit the deep south of the United States.

It'll learn you a thing or two.

[Epignosis]

I'm assuming this list is from "moldy" to "that is the best of the bakery."

I am afraid your biscuits are not golden brown.

What puts me below the bakers who haven't shown up to the bakery?

[Thunal33]

Just curious, what exactly did you Google?

bith-cuits. I got the bith from Star Wars (which I had no idea about) and not much else.

I'm crying over here.

You need to visit the deep south of the United States.

It'll learn you a thing or two.

Maybe Google should visit the deep south of the United States.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I'm assuming this list is from "moldy" to "that is the best of the bakery."

I am afraid your biscuits are not golden brown.

What puts me below the bakers who haven't shown up to the bakery?

Your willingness to arrive, tell a story, and place a facetious vote for Sleep without interacting with the existing material left me wanting.

[Epignosis]

My favorite short story about a bakery:

https://www.classicshorts.com/stories/sgthing.html

[Thunal33]

On an unrelated note I just discovered this website and my nerdy brain loves it.

https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

[Epignosis]

I'm assuming this list is from "moldy" to "that is the best of the bakery."

I am afraid your biscuits are not golden brown.

What puts me below the bakers who haven't shown up to the bakery?

Your willingness to arrive, tell a story, and place a facetious vote for Sleep without interacting with the existing material left me wanting.

Facetious? It's a placeholder with a goofy explanation. You're lucky I don't have a rolling pin nearby.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

On an unrelated note I just discovered this website and my nerdy brain loves it.

https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Neat! This may be nice to share in my Stats course. I already give them the classic old "Global temperatures correlate inversely with the number of active pirates".

[Thunal33]

On an unrelated note I just discovered this website and my nerdy brain loves it.

https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Neat! This may be nice to share in my Stats course. I already give them the classic old "Global temperatures correlate inversely with the number of active pirates".

I tried to find one for bread but unfortunately there was none.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Facetious? It's a placeholder with a goofy explanation. You're lucky I don't have a rolling pin nearby.

Not serious? Goofy? Isn't that what facetious means?

[Epignosis]

Nah. Thunal has two on-topic posts and gets a moldy green color.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: JJJ] aubergine

Now we're in classic mode.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Nah. Thunal has two on-topic posts and gets a moldy green color.

You'll find that at the moment none of those moldy greens are justifiable. I don't care!

[Epignosis]

I glanced in here between my classes, saw falcon giving me generic shit about "what mafia JJJ would say", and was prepared to come in here and give him shit for not voting me in the process.

But he voted for me before I could do that. I doubt falcon did that for the sake of me town reading him. Good boy, falcon. Good birb.

Another thing. I made the beautiful, golden tier, but you didn't vote for me.

[Epignosis]

Nah. Thunal has two on-topic posts and gets a moldy green color.

You'll find that at the moment none of those moldy greens are justifiable. I don't care!

You're going to get food poisoning.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I glanced in here between my classes, saw falcon giving me generic shit about "what mafia JJJ would say", and was prepared to come in here and give him shit for not voting me in the process.

But he voted for me before I could do that. I doubt falcon did that for the sake of me town reading him. Good boy, falcon. Good birb.

Another thing. I made the beautiful, golden tier, but you didn't vote for me.

Yep. I'm not falcon.

Epi's town.

[Thunal33]

Nah. Thunal has two on-topic posts and gets a moldy green color.

I have at least 3 on topic posts, maybe 4 or 5.

Are you jealous of my beautiful green color?

[Epignosis]

I've had food poisoning four times in my life. Can anyone beat that? Just curious.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I've had food poisoning four times in my life. Can anyone beat that? Just curious.

Only once or twice to my memory. I remember one was almost certainly caused by an underbaked cookie from Steak and Shake, and I erupted from both ends.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Actual reads:

Epignosis

[Epignosis]

Actual reads:

Epignosis

You frighten me.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: Thunal33] aubergine

Talk about me and Jay. We are narcissists.

[Thunal33]

[VOTE: Thunal33] aubergine

Talk about me and Jay. We are narcissists.

Jay is the only person I've really talked about. As for you, my jealous question was not just a joke because I was wondering if you were mafia upset that a town core was forming quickly and I got correctly read town off so little.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: Thunal33] aubergine

Talk about me and Jay. We are narcissists.

Jay is the only person I've really talked about. As for you, my jealous question was not just a joke because I was wondering if you were mafia upset that a town core was forming quickly and I got correctly read town off so little.

So JJJ is cemented as a civilian for you. He's the author of this town core, right? On page 2 of Day 1 when 3 people haven't shown up?

[Thunal33]

[VOTE: Thunal33] aubergine

Talk about me and Jay. We are narcissists.

Jay is the only person I've really talked about. As for you, my jealous question was not just a joke because I was wondering if you were mafia upset that a town core was forming quickly and I got correctly read town off so little.

So JJJ is cemented as a civilian for you. He's the author of this town core, right? On page 2 of Day 1 when 3 people haven't shown up?

No, I'm saying that if he's town I have that thought. If he's not town it doesn't apply but if he is I thought you might object as mafia if he correctly read two townies at the start of the game.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

While my initial few reads weren't "fake", in that they represented gut instincts from within my brain, they were too bland to be taken seriously.

I posted them anyway, almost entirely curated for Epignosis.

He has received them exactly as I would expect him to receive them as town (primarily in his immediate response to me and now his dealings with Thunal by extension). So that's a proper town read.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

No, I'm saying that if he's town I have that thought. If he's not town it doesn't apply but if he is I thought you might object as mafia if he correctly read two townies at the start of the game.

Do you believe this point of view still applies to Epignosis right now?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[Long Con]

Hello, I haven't read anything yet, but here I am. Fashionably late as usual!

[Long Con]

Bread. My most recent bread experience of note is that I cut naan bread into triangular slices and then doused them in oil and air-fried them. They were the perfect dippers for my butter chicken dip at the cottage this past weekend.

[Long Con]

Mafia on Minecraft?

[Long Con]

I like falcon the most so far. He's got the vibes going on. But I'm going to bed, get back to this tomorrow, as of now I am not working.

[S~V~S]

I have also discovered that bread puns have no where near the quality of bear puns.

Crust me, I knead to show you bread puns are not bad in the yeast.

(okay, they are bad)

OMG no

[S~V~S]

This is where someone says "that's way too easy a town read, you're phony JJJ, I hate you"

Maybe I'll hate you later when I see why I'm below the three people who hadn't shown up yet, but not yet.

And after his last bad game, this Falcon looks open and relaxed, not posting just to post, so I'm with you on this.

[S~V~S]

OK, so far of the people who have posted, I'm at nulls or town leans.

Falcon looks nothing like his recent bad game. It's easier to fake townie posting than breezy posting, Falcon feels breezy. Jays fast reads feel a bit more pulled back, I won't say tentative, but less confident, when he's bad imo. So a green lean there too.

Thunal is more, not sure of the word, casual? Romp-y? Than I am used to seeing, but that isn't AI imo; she can fake her srs bsns thing better than most. I need to see her more on topic. Same for Epi, I can't really read him early days, I used to think i could but he mostly comes across the same for me either alignment. I also need to see LC on topic.


I have no basis of comparison for Moto, in Avengers I died too early, and iirc he was Indy there? In the game where he was bad, with Jay (the Starving game I think?) he didn't post enough for me to ever really get a sense of him.

Roxy and Abigail haven't posted at all. I think these two will post, though, they just probably haven't been onsite.

[S~V~S]

I've had food poisoning four times in my life. Can anyone beat that? Just curious.

Yes, I grew up in a fishing town, and I can’t quit the raw shellfish (even when I lived 1000 miles from the sea). But the worst time was from a bad chimichanga in a fancy Mexican place in NYC. It was over 20 years ago, but to this day even the thought of Mexican food makes me a bit green.

[Roxy]

Yay new mountain game - I had a ham, tomato, avocado, spring o's and swiss on rye yesterday for lunch.

[Roxy]

Alright folks, up and at 'em, we have a game to solve. 7 vs. 2 mountainous is friendly to the mafia unless we refuse to accept that (though I acknowledge towns have done nicely in these lately).

not this guy....

[Roxy]

I AM TOWN!





I'm not afraid of anything, except being bored

Let us not be bored then. How's it going, falcon? How do you feel about Bread Mafia 2024?

I prefer toast



I am swell? I dunno, it's been a tough summer injury wise

[Roxy]

I don’t care for toast, I like soft bread, with any crunch on the crust like a nice baguette.

I’ve been into brioche buns recently, with an ever so slight crispy texture to the crust.

[Roxy]

I have also discovered that bread Buns have no where near the quality of bear Buns.

fixed for you <3