Napoleon Dynamite
Has a bunch of sweet skills, like bo skills, computer hacking skills, and hunting wolverine skills.
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Kip
Training to be a cage fighter, but in the meantime, chatting with babes on the Internet.
Each Night, you will search for LaFawnduh. If you find her, you will gain BTSC.
Deb
Would you like to look like this?
You use your camera for more than Glamour Shots. Each Night, you will track your target.
Pedro
Vote for Pedro!
If you get the most votes, you become class president and still get to talk (but not vote).
You can still get killed or something.
Rex
Founder of Rex Kwon Do! Did you get where you are by dressing like Peter Pan? Forget about it.
You will use your martial arts skills to protect someone each Night. Break the wrist and walk away.
Grandma
Make yourself a dang quesadilla!
You broke your coccyx. You’re a dang vanilla!
Lyle
Over there in that pigpen I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads.
You deliver steak to folks. Steak nourishes people real nicely. If somebody gets steak, his or her vote is worth 2 the next Day phase. On one occasion instead, you can give raw eggs, which makes someone’s vote worthless. No one will know what they ate.
Principal Svadean
Here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand?
You can put someone in detention each Night. That person will be blocked and protected.
Ilene
You know you're going to that dance with that boy.
Someone has to make the tough decisions. You are in charge of resolving ties. Send the Host a list (most suspicious to least suspicious) by the end of Day 1. You may continually update this list until you are dead.
Trisha Stevens
I spent like three hours shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.
You don’t want to go to the dance with “that boy.” After the conclusion of each Night, you will be told if the person you voted for is Napoleon Dynamite.
Tina
Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!
Tina doesn’t appreciate your disrespectful tone. Tina will break the fence one Day and trample to death one person if she chooses.
Girl Who Answered the Phone When Napoleon First Called Pedro's House
¿Beuno?
At the end of each Night, you will learn if Pedro received any votes in the most recent Day phase.
LaFawnduh
Yes, I love technology. But not as much as you, you see. But I still love technology. Always and forever.
Each Night, you can send Kip a private message (through the Host) a name who isn’t LaFawnduh. You’re playing hard to get.
Mafia
Has BTSC. Kills each Night.
Summer Wheatley
If you’re class president, it’ll be summer all year round.
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Don
What did you do last summer again?
Despite your debonair and smug exterior, you’re a pretty inquisitive guy. Each Night, you may learn the role of your target.
Randy
Gimmie some of your tots.
You’ll put your target in a headlock each Night, blocking that loser.
Independent
Uncle Rico
If only the coach would have put you in, you would have won State, no doubt about it. No doubt in your mind.
Now you need to raise some sweet moola. You just need something like a nametag that’ll make you look all official and what not.
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