Napoleon Dynamite Mafia [ENDGAME]

[dunya]

@Epignosis what is going to happen to No-Shows?
Jackofhearts2005
le petit poussin
motobot
NOOK


starting some paperwork I'll be around at points today.

for your second post in the game to be inquiring about no-shows, feels a bit bossy and disgenuine imo. like, i didn't even know day 0 had started and showed up on day 1. feels a bit like busywork to me when day 1 is still not even halfway through.

also the rules say to PM the host and not tag him in the game if you want to ask questions so feels doubly disgenuine-busy-work to me because you know he won't qualify that with an actual answer.

negative points

[dunya]

through careful science i have concluded i don't remember a thing about this movie

but yay game, yay epi game, ike my first syndicate game ever was an epi game, yay cool people i haven't talked to or seen in ages!

Hi dunya! So nice to play with you again!

it's been forever. im so glad you signed up <3

[dunya]

I'll never understand what prompts players to yell about how town they are in their first post.

Same here, I always feel weird about yelling town first post. For instance in one of my town games,
I was at the top of others wolf lists with the only reason that I never said I was town.

well motobot, are you town?

[dunya]

gonna be a pest and [VOTE: roxy] aubergine gospeed

[dunya]

@Syn what's wolf about scotty

[Wisdom]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Willing to trust this for now tbh!

which one are you trusting? one or both?

Both but lean more town on Luffy after interacting with him

[Wisdom]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Well mine isn’t quite that long. But this is the 6th (non turbo) game in a row I’ve been town and I’m loving the change from 2023 where I randed non-town in half my games.

I feel ya! I've had a 75% wolf rate since last summer so I'm just glad I got to town again, maybe the curse is over!

Maybe it's not.

[VOTE: Wisdom] aubergine

Last game I towned I got misyeeted d3 despite solving the game, got ignored and lost. So sure, yeet me before I start caring about the game, getting misyeeted when invested stings ^^

when do you start caring about the game? post d1?

Usually d2/d3 yes unless I decide to high effort, which feels unlikely right now ^^

[Wisdom]

If I go with my gut on page 1, Syn's the only wolf that's been online.

Mostly because I recently finished a game with him where he was obvtowning right from the get go, mainly because he seemed to have a fun time

I don't really have a good track record in reading him though, but at least he's not as towny now as he was then.

Vote##Syn

what makes you feel he's not having a fun time in this game?

Lack of words and jokes really!
He can have fun inwards tho what do I know, are you a good Syn-reader dundun?

[S~V~S]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

when was the last time you played mafia though?

Half a year ago. I was town.

And before that, I think 2021. Or 22.

last game i played here last year, was a syn game, i was town, but i got misyeeted and it was all cos i was tinfoiling on LC and Roxy and it was actually @Le petit poussin who i was hard defending. i felt like a big poop head.

also sorry i suspected you pretty early and may have caused the misyeet on you @S~V~S i felt pretty guilty about that post flip

LPP gave a master pocketing class that game. I think I may have been the only one who caught it. A person never to be underestimated!

[S~V~S]

Enwop (my phone tried to correct that to Enron lol)
I’m leaving work in a bit bbl to catch up I just skimmed now.

[Long Con]

I'll never understand what prompts players to yell about how town they are in their first post.

Same here, I always feel weird about yelling town first post. For instance in one of my town games,
I was at the top of others wolf lists with the only reason that I never said I was town.

Well, are you Town now? I'm asking so that you can say it comfortably - but ONLY if it's true. If you're. like, friendly third-party or something, then just give a lengthy politician-style non-answer, and, three posts from then, drop a secret code in your post at 1pt type, and I'll take it to the lab, let the boys loose on it, and we'll have results well before sundown. Good?

Hi guys I'm in a mafia game in the year of our lord 2025, can you believe it

Trump is already making a difference!

lol I retract "only wolf on page 1" I had forgotten way too many posts from players that popped in to make 1 or 2 NAI posts

My point is: Luffy, Lime, Thunal town vibes
Syn wolf vibes

I also get some wolf vibes from Long Con but that's just gut, can't explain it yet

long con doesn't want himself explained so it's ok. the more random he is, the happier he is.

i'm curious you have town vibes from luffy, lime and thunal though. i would credit ddl for being the most at ease and natural and from my memory (it's been years since i've been in front of wolf ddl tbh) he is more reserved.

but i don't have anything near as valid from lime or thunal yet.

Hey, hold up, how am I random? What is this? I'm Long Con, I am the foundation you can build your church upon!

[Long Con]

I AM TOWN!




Well the Universe is shaped exactly like the Earth, if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were

And another had been found, another ocean on the planet, given that our blood Is just like the Atlantic.

[Spacedaisy]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Since the last time, eh? Finally got to be wolf again then?

[Spacedaisy]

Hi guys I'm in a mafia game in the year of our lord 2025, can you believe it

Hey weird coincidence. Me too. 2025 is wildin' out already.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

@Epignosis what is going to happen to No-Shows?
Jackofhearts2005
le petit poussin
motobot
NOOK


starting some paperwork I'll be around at points today.

for your second post in the game to be inquiring about no-shows, feels a bit bossy and disgenuine imo. like, i didn't even know day 0 had started and showed up on day 1. feels a bit like busywork to me when day 1 is still not even halfway through.

also the rules say to PM the host and not tag him in the game if you want to ask questions so feels doubly disgenuine-busy-work to me because you know he won't qualify that with an actual answer.

negative points

Imma parrot this. I'd wait at least until day 1 is nearly over before calling people no-shows, and even further than that before demanding action from the host. Heck, the later I might not even do in public.

Doesn't look very townie to start an inactive hunt that early. Mafia is active maybe?

[Spacedaisy]

@Le petit poussin where are you? Just going to drop that there for now, just a little nudge... [VOTE: le petit poussin] aubergine

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Since the last time, eh? Finally got to be wolf again then?

I honestly don't know if I made some English language mistake that made my post read like a slip or if you're just messing with me.

I admit in recent years I've enjoyed being mafia more than town, though.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

[VOTE: Roxy] aubergine

[Spacedaisy]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Since the last time, eh? Finally got to be wolf again then?

I honestly don't know if I made some English language mistake that made my post read like a slip or if you're just messing with me.

I admit in recent years I've enjoyed being mafia more than town, though.

You didn't make a mistake. It was just the linguist in me that enjoyed the possible ambiguity of the sentence. I've got nothing bubt love for you DDL, and excited to play a game with you! Atm, I actually think you're town.

[Long Con]

Roxy, they be coming for you. What have you done??

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Since the last time, eh? Finally got to be wolf again then?

I honestly don't know if I made some English language mistake that made my post read like a slip or if you're just messing with me.

I admit in recent years I've enjoyed being mafia more than town, though.

You didn't make a mistake. It was just the linguist in me that enjoyed the possible ambiguity of the sentence. I've got nothing bubt love for you DDL, and excited to play a game with you! Atm, I actually think you're town.

[Jibay]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

[Thunal33]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Since the last time, eh? Finally got to be wolf again then?

I honestly don't know if I made some English language mistake that made my post read like a slip or if you're just messing with me.

I admit in recent years I've enjoyed being mafia more than town, though.

I want to say this is a towny reaction to Daisy's prodding.

[Thunal33]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

What's your experience with mafia? How many games have you played?

[Jibay]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

What's your experience with mafia? How many games have you played?

Hum, me just IRL with the Wolf of Thiercielleux , so mafia 0 and the wolf around 10 party I will say

[dunya]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

Psht, I'm not even top poster @Jibay that's @Dragon D. Luffy

@Spacedaisy and I tried rewatching napoleon dynamite tonight and I fell asleep after an hour tbh. I feel I missed out like what happened with Pedro did he win class president in the end?

[dunya]

@Jibay what are your opinions on some people who have actually posted so far ?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

Psht, I'm not even top poster @Jibay that's @Dragon D. Luffy

@Spacedaisy and I tried rewatching napoleon dynamite tonight and I fell asleep after an hour tbh. I feel I missed out like what happened with Pedro did he win class president in the end?

Always a worrying sign for town when I'm top poster. I'm just not that good.

That said I'm on vacation so it's easy to come here every hour.

[Jibay]

@Jibay what are your opinions on some people who have actually posted so far ?

@dunya not enough info right now to process

[S~V~S]

Yes Im aware that isnt exactly what they said, they said they are town and THEN said maybe the curse is over. But if the curse is not over they can't be town right?

Irks me irks me irks me

Well there is the case.

I thought the curse was over two weeks ago when I randed town in a Org game
Then I randed wolf in a mash last week and in the turbo last weekend
Randing town now gave me hope, but it's not enough to claim the curse to be over!

Hi Wisdom!

I think you're town right now so that's cool.

Is it just a vibe thing, or otherwise? I've never played with them, and that one post felt manipulative to me rather than salty.

@Epignosis what is going to happen to No-Shows?
Jackofhearts2005
le petit poussin
motobot
NOOK


starting some paperwork I'll be around at points today.

for your second post in the game to be inquiring about no-shows, feels a bit bossy and disgenuine imo. like, i didn't even know day 0 had started and showed up on day 1. feels a bit like busywork to me when day 1 is still not even halfway through.

also the rules say to PM the host and not tag him in the game if you want to ask questions so feels doubly disgenuine-busy-work to me because you know he won't qualify that with an actual answer.

negative points

I want to hear from her about this. Rox is usually the first one to extend low posters some grace, especially on day one, so i found this surprising for her. The fact that she asked the host question could just be breezing in/out; I find that bit NAI.

@Syn what's wolf about scotty

I'm curious about that, too. All of his posts were day zero. Generally Scotty is chatty regardless of affiliation, and fairly aggressive either way. Silence is something I'm not used to seeing from him, and can't interpret. He has not played in some time, so it could be related to that. I need to see game related posts from him.

So I'd like to see what Syn is seeing that I am not, or if he's seeing nothing and put that out there to gauge reactions?

If I go with my gut on page 1, Syn's the only wolf that's been online.

Mostly because I recently finished a game with him where he was obvtowning right from the get go, mainly because he seemed to have a fun time

I don't really have a good track record in reading him though, but at least he's not as towny now as he was then.

Vote##Syn

That ^^ feels a bit like equivocating; "well, I sus Syn the most, but just in case he gets yeeted and flips town, here's my excuse for voting for him".

So I saw nothing else to catch my eye aside from Wisdom. I have a few people I have clear town feels on, and most I need to see more on topic posts. So I'll drop a vote there for now [VOTE: Wisdom] aubergine. Like I said up there ^^ that one post felt manipulative rather than salty, but I'm not married to this vote, since this is my first experience with Wisdom.

Welcome @Jibay !

[Long Con]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

Psht, I'm not even top poster @Jibay that's @Dragon D. Luffy

@Spacedaisy and I tried rewatching napoleon dynamite tonight and I fell asleep after an hour tbh. I feel I missed out like what happened with Pedro did he win class president in the end?

I believe this should answer your question

[Long Con]

No oh my god, the youtube auto-played the next video before I copied the link. THIS should answer your question...

[S~V~S]

So, he was in a lot of things I didn't see. The two things I now know I saw him in were Critical Role (if you ever saw that, he was in campaign 1, Lionel Gayheart). I had no clue that was him, and I also saw him in Swedish Dicks, he was in one episode according to Wikipedia, and I saw every episode of that, so I know I saw him, but i don't specifically recall him. The show was Peter Stormare (the guy who put Steve Buschemi into the wood chipper in 'Fargo') and some other Swedish actor playing two Swedish detectives living in LA. Keanu Reeves makes random drop ins. It was very weird ha ha. I might have to see if they have it on youtube and look for that episode.

K I'll pop in before bed and then be back for my traditional o'dark thirty pre work Mafia time. Yay game

swedish dicks?

It's about Swedish Privates Eyes. But they kinda are dicks, too. It would probably notch up the "yuk yuk" level if i told you Traci Lords is in it too, she plays their competition.

@Long Con I don't remember that at all, that's pretty hilarious yet also awesome. Now I'm gonna have to try to watch it, too.

[Long Con]

At the moment, I'm feeling negative about Roxy's low-poster thing. S~V~S pointed out that Roxy is normally more forgiving, which I agree with. So why the behaviour change? Being a Wolf who needs to be relevant but doesn't have time to build yet, you have to have something to bring to the table. I guess it's not all that different from mech talk. I'm going to [VOTE: roxy] aubergine though.

Speaking of mech talk, however, we CAN include some of that, given that this is a non-mountainous open setup. Maybe we can cook up some Town advantages.

[Scotty]

through careful science, I have deduced scotty is a wolf

Wrongo, syn

Deduction denied

[Long Con]

through careful science, I have deduced scotty is a wolf

Wrongo, syn

Deduction denied

No, you have to refute his scientific proofs.

[Scotty]

through careful science, I have deduced scotty is a wolf

Science is a sham, it's funded by billionaires, come on. Shill!

[VOTE: Syn] aubergine

Love me a white knight. Probably won’t vote you today.

Probably

[Scotty]

Hi ! Happy to be here ! Have a nice game ! I have play the wolf of thiercielleux a little , so I a understanding well I'm a villager

Hi Jibay! I don’t know what thiercielleux is, but it sounds tasty

Have you ever been a wolf before in your experience?

[Scotty]

through careful science i have concluded i don't remember a thing about this movie

but yay game, yay epi game, ike my first syndicate game ever was an epi game, yay cool people i haven't talked to or seen in ages!

[Scotty]

through careful science i have concluded i don't remember a thing about this movie

but yay game, yay epi game, ike my first syndicate game ever was an epi game, yay cool people i haven't talked to or seen in ages!

wolf

town

third party

Are you claiming 3rd party while also calling wisdom 3rd party?

I believe it

[Scotty]

Hi! My town streak continues.

It's been over 3 years since the last time I was mafia.

Well mine isn’t quite that long. But this is the 6th (non turbo) game in a row I’ve been town and I’m loving the change from 2023 where I randed non-town in half my games.

I feel ya! I've had a 75% wolf rate since last summer so I'm just glad I got to town again, maybe the curse is over!

Maybe ye be the curse. Maybe!

[VOTE: Wisdom] aubergine

[Scotty]

Wisdom saying that maybe they are town is irking.

+1 because I thought the same thing on reading. Comes off as busybody nothing agreement

[Scotty]

People aren't accusing each other yet and I feel like creating a crappy case on someone just to get discussion rolling but last game I did that and it was too crappy even for D1 standards, so instead if got everybody to make fun of me so I think this time I'll just shitpost until someone else does that work for me.

Pretend I'm a wolf and case me, awoo!

I just did. Thanks for the suggestion!

Except jury is still out on whether I'm pretending or not.

Fwiw I'm starting to think you're town for real

Yea DDL is my top town atm

There was that post sprinkled in there about him just shitposting because of the lack of engagement that was just adorable and that’s the sort of energy I’d want as the district manager of my local grocery store.

[Spacedaisy]

I feel lonely. Only DDL acknowledges my existence. Jibay doesn't count, he just likes to @mention people. No suspicion and no good vibes for Daisy. I must be everyone's nullest null that ever nulled or something.

PS Napoleon Dynamite was every bit as boring as I remember it being. I'm not sure I even finished it when it was first out.

[Scotty]

Wow just started and @dunya just overflow the feed , indeed last time @dunya played I directly said it's @Le petit poussin and I was right , and my gut's say the same but that maybe it's because he the only one I know iRL except @dunya and @Spacedaisy

Psht, I'm not even top poster @Jibay that's @Dragon D. Luffy

@Spacedaisy and I tried rewatching napoleon dynamite tonight and I fell asleep after an hour tbh. I feel I missed out like what happened with Pedro did he win class president in the end?

Always a worrying sign for town when I'm top poster. I'm just not that good.

That said I'm on vacation so it's easy to come here every hour.

hootenanny

you’re town, that’s good to identify

[Scotty]

@Jibay what are your opinions on some people who have actually posted so far ?

@dunya not enough info right now to process

1) If the day ended right now and you had to vote someone who would it be?
2) how do you usually hunt- identifying town first, or identifying who stands out as suspicious?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I feel lonely. Only DDL acknowledges my existence. Jibay doesn't count, he just likes to @mention people. No suspicion and no good vibes for Daisy. I must be everyone's nullest null that ever nulled or something.

PS Napoleon Dynamite was every bit as boring as I remember it being. I'm not sure I even finished it when it was first out.

At this stage there are about 10 people who are even nuller but you are somewhere up there I'm afraid. Doesn't help you are voting for an afk. Though your point on Jibay is interesting. But I'm not yeeting a site newcomer on D1 unless they kick a dog or something.

[Scotty]

through careful science, I have deduced scotty is a wolf

Wrongo, syn

Deduction denied

No, you have to refute his scientific proofs.

Proof: Scotty is not a wolf

Given Facts:
1. Syn’s Accusation: Syn has accused Scotty of being a wolf.
2. Scotty’s Behavior (Point A): Scotty has made no pertinent claims or stances prior to Day 1.
3. Point B is Undefined: There is no connection between Point A and Point B.
4. Scotty’s Biology: Scotty is bipedal and does not have a tail.
5. Syn’s Knowledge (or Lack Thereof): Syn is using the word “deduction” without sufficient information.
6. The Apple Analogy: A person cannot accurately deduce which apple is rotten in a box of 200 apples when they can only see 20.
7. The Cleveland Browns: The Cleveland Browns will never win a Super Bowl.

Proof:

Step 1: Identify Known Facts
From the given facts, we know that Scotty is bipedal (i.e., two legs) and lacks a tail, which is atypical of wolves. This immediately raises a strong point against the accusation. In fact, a wolf would typically have four legs and a tail, but Scotty only has two legs and no tail. Conclusion: Scotty is not a wolf based on basic zoology.

Step 2: Apply Syn’s Deduction (or Lack Thereof)
Syn claims to be using “deduction,” but let’s recall the apple analogy: one cannot deduce which apple is rotten in a box of 200 apples when only 20 are visible. Similarly, Syn doesn’t have enough information to accurately deduce Scotty’s status as a wolf. Just like picking a random apple and guessing it’s rotten (without looking at all the apples), Syn’s deduction is flawed. Conclusion: Syn’s deduction lacks the necessary data to be valid.

Step 3: The Cleveland Browns
The Cleveland Browns will never win a Super Bowl. This fact, while not directly related to Scotty’s wolf status, serves as an important reminder: just because something seems possible doesn’t make it likely. In the same way, just because Syn accuses Scotty of being a wolf, doesn’t make it true. Conclusion: Accusations, like Super Bowl victories for the Browns, are often wishful thinking.

Step 4: Final Conclusion
Given the biological facts, the logical flaws in Syn’s “deduction,” and the general lack of relevant data, it is clear that Scotty is not a wolf.

Q.E.D.

[Scotty]

I don’t mind this Roxy counterwagon. Her approach so far isn’t accusatory of anyone, and without giving away too much (so she doesn’t influence what she does) isn’t hitting the notes I usually associate with town Roxy.

But she’s barely entered so I want to give her time to simmer

Wisdom, however, has plenty of posts and most come off as filler posts.

I especially found it odd when they started getting SAUCY about being a D1 leading wagon as town when only 1 person had voted for them. ‘I’m never wolf in a game where I’m lead wagon on D1’ is definitely a statement. Sounds like a wolf upset with garnering suspicion and trying to fend it off early with some actual facts.

But it could also be said that it is possible to find a Wisdom as wolf on D1 in a lead wagon situation, yes?

[Scotty]

I feel lonely. Only DDL acknowledges my existence. Jibay doesn't count, he just likes to @mention people. No suspicion and no good vibes for Daisy. I must be everyone's nullest null that ever nulled or something.

PS Napoleon Dynamite was every bit as boring as I remember it being. I'm not sure I even finished it when it was first out.

At this stage there are about 10 people who are even nuller but you are somewhere up there I'm afraid. Doesn't help you are voting for an afk. Though your point on Jibay is interesting. But I'm not yeeting a site newcomer on D1 unless they kick a dog or something.

I am slightly scared of Jibay’s boots

Also not voting for a newcomer on D1 unless kicked