Who farted??? [Day 5]

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WHO FARTED?

Poll ended at Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:40 pm

Elohcin
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Epignosis
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Long Con
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No elimination / Sleep
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Injured host (spec)
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COME ON. What the hell, dude??? Fess up, jerks, who did it? Oh GOD it smells like old milk! WTF!

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2 people farted.
8 people did not fart.

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Roxy - posts - Killed on Night 2 - Did NOT fart
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Days are 48 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long. Day 0 will be shorter than these.

The game is mountainous. Everything is ordinary with respect to day eliminations and night kills.

Remember that the premier rules in any Syndicate Mafia game come straight from the site rules. Review those rules below, and direct any concerns you may have to the host or moderator(s) on duty.

[Link] Rules and Guidelines on The Syndicate

Also always be mindful of the culture of respect that must be maintained in all Syndicate spaces at all times, to include this game thread and any external communication spaces relating to the game. Players must be respectful to one another, to the game host, to the members of the staff overseeing the game, to the game itself by way of its rules and spirit, to the Syndicate community in general, and ideally also to themselves. Respect is never optional. See our full manifesto on our culture of respect below.

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1.) Claim whatever you want if anything. This game has no roles.
2.) Votes in the poll are official, and I will only consider the poll votes when I resolve a day phase. It is still obligatory to call votes in the game thread, as the poll does not track voting order. Call your votes to make it possible to discern timing and order. This is not optional. Please call votes with the [ vote ][ /vote ] tags (no spaces).
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4.) Voting is not obligatory. There is no requirement to vote in any phase whatsoever. There are participation standards though, which I'll cover separately.
5.) The player who has received the most votes at the deadline shall be eliminated. There is no majority hammer.
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8.) You may NOT vote for yourself.

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There is no rigid standard for participation; this will be at the host's discretion. All players are expected to make a sincere effort to contribute to the game thread consistently enough that their content can be fairly judged. Non-participation has an adverse effect upon the balance of the game. If I decide a player is not participating enough to facilitate this balance, that player will be replaced. If a replacement cannot be found, there might be a modkill. With this in mind I reiterate: it's very important that everyone try to participate. At least a few posts per day/night cycle are a bare minimum.

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2.) BTSC (behind the scenes chatter) is only permitted in host-designated locations.
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Don't.

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- Trying to use specific wording in your role card to glean information in the thread
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- Plenty of other things; there are too many to list. Contact me if you're tempted but unsure or if you believe someone else has engaged in an angleshooting or appeal to emotion violation.


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The Moderator on Duty is @Justplayingitcool.

He will announce himself when he has an opportunity.
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I am not fucking saying "peeyoo." That is beneath me.
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You're all journeying together in a van headed for the annual Syndicate camping excursion. It's a very hot day, the air conditioning isn't working correctly, and everyone is feeling miserable.

Someone doesn't seem to be able to read the room, however, and decides to make it worse for everyone. SOMEONE absolutely just farted. You smell it right away. It's pungent, powerful, offensive, and not at all dignified. You begin to gag.

WHO FARTED?


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@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
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@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty
@sprityo
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True story:

My first year in college, I was dared to eat 40 prunes in one hour.

I made it to 38.5 prunes when time expired.

I missed every class the next day.
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P.U.!

Andre the Giant, on the set of The Princess Bride, audibly farted for a full 16 seconds. Director Rob Reiner asked if he was all right, to which he replied, "I am now, boss!"
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Want to smell some sour farts? Try Diverticulitis!
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and I cannot stress this enough

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Long Con is a sniffvilian.
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sprityo wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:34 pm P

and I cannot stress this enough

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I'm going to do a bit of angleshooting here.
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I suspect sprityo shit, yo.
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Holy shart, Epi’s already cooking with gas
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather;
not screaming like the people in his car
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Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:56 pm Holy shart, Epi’s already cooking with gas
Scotty hit the potty.

(I'll let you figure that one out)
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My dog farted today and she blamed it on my wife
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Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:57 pm My dog farted today and she blamed it on my wife
What a bitch.
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Epignosis wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:57 pm
Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:56 pm Holy shart, Epi’s already cooking with gas
Scotty hit the potty.

(I'll let you figure that one out)
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Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 11:03 pm
Epignosis wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:57 pm
Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:56 pm Holy shart, Epi’s already cooking with gas
Scotty hit the potty.

(I'll let you figure that one out)
Too much Epignosis causes nephrosis

(I’ll let you google that one out)
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Man, this game's already rippin'!
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Epignosis wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 11:04 pm
Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 11:03 pm
Epignosis wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:57 pm
Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:56 pm Holy shart, Epi’s already cooking with gas
Scotty hit the potty.

(I'll let you figure that one out)
Too much Epignosis causes nephrosis

(I’ll let you google that one out)
Yeah, damn, you won that battle. No lie.
I guess that’s why they call me Wind Breaker

Cuz I just blew you away
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Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 11:08 pm
Epignosis wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 11:04 pm
Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 11:03 pm
Epignosis wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:57 pm
Scotty wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:56 pm Holy shart, Epi’s already cooking with gas
Scotty hit the potty.

(I'll let you figure that one out)
Too much Epignosis causes nephrosis

(I’ll let you google that one out)
Yeah, damn, you won that battle. No lie.
I guess that’s why they call me Wind Breaker

Cuz I just blew you away
Oh yeah? Well okay. You know what? You smell like a... a... doggy fart!
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Waiting for the big cheese to appear

So we can cut it
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I love it that this setup could happen irl.
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Fun story once someone farted in classroom when my sister was at school and the teacher decided to light a match, then walk around class until the flame increased, indicating the location of the culprit.

Now in retrospect the teacher may have traumatized a student but it was funny.
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Re: Who farted???

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JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:08 pm The Moderator on Duty is @Justplayingitcool.

He will announce himself when he has an opportunity.
im ready and farting for duty.

As farting mod, I will be here to ensure we don't fart with our mouths by using mean words on this very website. If you have any issues, reach out to me on Discord (JPIC), you'll get quicker responses from me that way. I am UK timezone so please bear that in mind
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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I do care so p/u.

I will not be telling any fart stories, sorry.
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A fox knows its own hole.....just sayin'.


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I AM TOWN!




They called the shit poop!
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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S~V~S wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:35 am I will not be telling any fart stories, sorry.
Found the first farter here.
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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surprisingly I did not fart
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 3:05 pm
S~V~S wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:35 am I will not be telling any fart stories, sorry.
Found the first farter here.
I’m one of those people who likes to pretend those bodily functions don’t exist. I’m not one for fart and poop jokes lol.
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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S~V~S wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 8:18 pm
Dragon D. Luffy wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 3:05 pm
S~V~S wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:35 am I will not be telling any fart stories, sorry.
Found the first farter here.
I’m one of those people who likes to pretend those bodily functions don’t exist. I’m not one for fart and poop jokes lol.
You're my favorite target at a funeral. :dark:
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Daaaaamn, what reeks??
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I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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Epignosis wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:48 pm I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.
Do you think diffusion is to blame, or are they the source?



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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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I followed them around with a lit match and noted when the flame grew. Open and shut case.
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Epignosis wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:07 pm I followed them around with a lit match and noted when the flame grew. Open and shut case.
Damn, case closed. [VOTE: S~V~S and sprityo] aubergine All right, talk to you guys in the post-game!
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Justplayingitcool wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:23 am
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:08 pm The Moderator on Duty is @Justplayingitcool.

He will announce himself when he has an opportunity.
im ready and farting for duty.

As farting mod, I will be here to ensure we don't fart with our mouths by using mean words on this very website. If you have any issues, reach out to me on Discord (JPIC), you'll get quicker responses from me that way. I am UK timezone so please bear that in mind
Glad to have you aboard, bro! Always better with a little jpic goin' on!
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Epignosis wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:48 pm I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.
S name phobic I see
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Roxy wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:01 am A fox knows its own hole.....just sayin'.
Yeah... like, is this a fart metaphor, or...? Like.. like a butthole??
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sprityo wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:28 pm
Epignosis wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:48 pm I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.
S name phobic I see
I dunno, he's pretty chummy with Scotty.
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Yeah but who isn’t chummy with Scotty? :meany:
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Re: Who farted??? [Day 0]

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I'm pooping... not farting.
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Epignosis wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:48 pm I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.
When I signed up for this I probably should have thought longer and harder about the probable non stop fart jokes and innuendos. Bad judgment on my part, I deserve what I get.
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MacDougall wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:50 am I'm pooping... not farting.
Is that a 3P claim?

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sprityo wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 12:30 am Yeah but who isn’t chummy with Scotty? :meany:
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S~V~S wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:54 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:48 pm I refuse to breathe in the vicinity of sprityo and S~V~S.
When I signed up for this I probably should have thought longer and harder about the probable non stop fart jokes and innuendos. Bad judgment on my part, I deserve what I get.
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