Who farted??? [Day 5]

[Long Con]

Why are we voting SVS?



She's usually Town

She doesn't like fart jokes.

[MacDougall]

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it sprityo?

not that he isn't but no he's not who I mean

[Long Con]

I don’t believe SVS and sprityo are on the same team

That’s a good call

Why is it a good call?

I was being kinda facetious (and I think maybe Scotty was being so, too), but for me, if i had to be more real, I would have to say the part where Sprit told me I was a bummer (or whatever specific words he used). It's also that I don't think we are on the same team; I think Sprit's bad, and I know I'm not so from my perspective, I think it's a good call to say we're not teammates.

It's a bit nit picky to fing that worthy, don't you think? It's a sensible statement.

For sure, I realized where my suspicion was coming from after I posted it, it's Scotty's post. For you to say it is just identical to you saying "I think sprityo's bad", but Scotty saying it has the slight whiff of lining up the next elimination. If we take down sprityo and he's Town, is it still a good call?

[Long Con]

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it sprityo?

not that he isn't but no he's not who I mean

Ok I'll let someone else guess next

[S~V~S]

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

Not anymore he’s not. And again, alignments like winning the lottery. Just because you lost the last 8,275 times you bought a ticket (sob) it doesn’t increase your chances of winning on ticket 8,275.

You are saying things that I don’t expect you to say as town.

So a list;

I think Sprit and DDL are bad.

As for everyone else, I think both Scotty and Mac would be trying harder to look towny if they were bad. Scotty often puts his first vote on me for reasons I find to be odd, so that’s NAI for him, too. Epi is actually trying to solve, so good on him.

I didn’t love Elohs vote for me, but when I pushed back at her, she sounded sincere and not as if she was scrambling for a reason.

LC Town lean, but haven’t seen enough to be very solid. Same for Rox.

I think that’s everyone. Gonna go get dinner, back in a bit.

[S~V~S]

I don’t believe SVS and sprityo are on the same team

That’s a good call

Why is it a good call?

I was being kinda facetious (and I think maybe Scotty was being so, too), but for me, if i had to be more real, I would have to say the part where Sprit told me I was a bummer (or whatever specific words he used). It's also that I don't think we are on the same team; I think Sprit's bad, and I know I'm not so from my perspective, I think it's a good call to say we're not teammates.

It's a bit nit picky to fing that worthy, don't you think? It's a sensible statement.

For sure, I realized where my suspicion was coming from after I posted it, it's Scotty's post. For you to say it is just identical to you saying "I think sprityo's bad", but Scotty saying it has the slight whiff of lining up the next elimination. If we take down sprityo and he's Town, is it still a good call?

No because I know I’m town, and if Sprit is town, we obviously were in the same team.

But as of now, I think his reaction to my sus here is nearly identical to his reaction in the game we just played, in which he was NOT a civvie. Plus the initial ping where he felt to me like he was kidding up to Scotty.

So if he is yeeted, I will be surprised if he flips town.

[S~V~S]

Kissing* not kidding lol k bai dinner

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

Not anymore he’s not. And again, alignments like winning the lottery. Just because you lost the last 8,275 times you bought a ticket (sob) it doesn’t increase your chances of winning on ticket 8,275.

No, but the probability people will want to kill him day 1 is higher than anyone else's. I expect the average syndicate player's skill to become lower than spirt is in a player list, just so they can mischop him.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Eh just gonna follow my gut

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Something something the Xth vote on a wagon.

Whatever.

[Roxy]

Voted Scotty

I'm just going with my own thing on d 1

Was kinda feeling like I should break the tie bc betwixt the 2 I do feel SVS more town.

As I am typing this I changed my mind. If I think SVS is town why wouldn't I try to help her?

revote sprityo

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

[Roxy]

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

[Roxy]

I just looked for the name of the game...lol
Yeah this is where I live tonight
It was Game Of Champs 2024

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

I'm pretty sure he won games in this site.

There was also a stretch of like 4-5 years where he wasn't able to play a single game as town without being yeeted.

I ain't taking part in that shit.

[Roxy]

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

I'm pretty sure he won games in this site.

There was also a stretch of like 4-5 years where he wasn't able to play a single game as town without being yeeted.

I ain't taking part in that shit.

Don't get me wrong I'd do exactly what you are doing for sig on a rando d 1 negl

[falcon45ca]

Eh just gonna follow my gut

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Same



[VOTE: ddl] aubergine

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

I'm pretty sure he won games in this site.

There was also a stretch of like 4-5 years where he wasn't able to play a single game as town without being yeeted.

I ain't taking part in that shit.

Don't get me wrong I'd do exactly what you are doing for sig on a rando d 1 negl

Fair.

But I do remember Sig being townread a couple times at least.

[Long Con]

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

I'm pretty sure he won games in this site.

There was also a stretch of like 4-5 years where he wasn't able to play a single game as town without being yeeted.

I ain't taking part in that shit.

See, what he needs is a trustworthy name like Long Con.

[MacDougall]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

Why are you voting who is in the lead?

[MacDougall]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

Why are you voting who is in the lead?

To make it more likely he dies.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Day 1 has ended. sprityo was eliminated. He...

Spoiler: show

Farted.

That's right. He did it. The nasty bastard let one rip. A culprit has been identified. He has indicated to me that it was a jart. That must be why it smells like old milk.

sprityo cackles maniacally from the back seat of the van. There are tears in his eyes. There are also tears in your eyes, but for a very different reason.

Night 1 will last 24 hours. The thread is locked. So are the windows. Suffer.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Sorry, folks. I got side-tracked at work and forgot about tge game. Give me about 15 minutes.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Day 1 Poll

Spoiler: show

WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Thu Apr 17, 2025 6:30 pm


Dragon D. Luffy
1
8%
Voters: falcon45ca
Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
0
No votes
Voters: None
falcon45ca
0
No votes
Voters: None
Long Con
0
No votes
Voters: None
MacDougall
0
No votes
Voters: None
Roxy
0
No votes
Voters: None
S~V~S
3
23%
Voters: Elohcin, sprityo, Dragon D. Luffy
Scotty
0
No votes
Voters: None
sprityo
6
46%
Voters: S~V~S, MacDougall, Roxy, Long Con, Scotty, Epignosis
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
There's just sulfur in the air! (spec)
3
23%
Voters: Justplayingitcool, JaggedJimmyJay, Syn
Total votes: 13

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Night 1 has ended. S~V~S fell unconscious in the unfortunate stink. She did NOT fart.

Day 2 is underway and will last slightly under 47 hours until 9:30 PM EST to make up for my pitiful hosting tardiness. The poll has no deadline; I will screenshot it when we're through.

@Dragon D. Luffy
@Elohcin
@Epignosis
@falcon45ca
@Long Con
@MacDougall
@Roxy
@S~V~S
@Scotty

[Scotty]

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it you

[VOTE: Mac] aubergine

[Long Con]

At least S~V~S can be free of our auditory gas escapades and the low-brow humour that exudes from it.

[Epignosis]

DDL

I'm pooping... not farting.

Is that a 3P claim?

[VOTE: Mac] aubergine

Minus points for DDL for not reading the setup

I did read the setup but claiming 3P is inherently wolfy.

(Also this whole thing is a joke)

Softball interaction.

This whole setup is a joke!

Also hi DDL it’s been awhile lol

Sup. I've moved my mafia status from "retired forever" to "plays sometimes". So far it's working.

Softball interaction.

Whatever. Fine.

I think Scotty being low activity is a nothingburger. This isn't game of champions, this is a game about farting where pretty much every post until halfway day 1 was OT.

I don't really dig the way SVS latched on it, though.

Also her defending from not liking fart jokes may have been a little forced too. I think it was obvious nobody was thinking she was a wolf for that. At least to me.

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Not particularly confident on this but hey it's a case I need a case.

Latched onto what? I defended him ha ha. You need to read harder DDL.

Meh. You are right. I probably skimmed the posts and misinterpreted them.

I think Scotty being low activity is a nothingburger. This isn't game of champions, this is a game about farting where pretty much every post until halfway day 1 was OT.

I don't really dig the way SVS latched on it, though.

Also her defending from not liking fart jokes may have been a little forced too. I think it was obvious nobody was thinking she was a wolf for that. At least to me.

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Not particularly confident on this but hey it's a case I need a case.

Last post, THAT vote felt lazy and like someone looking for a reason to vote, not like DDL who to my mind is excellent at picking out small things. Leaving my vote for now, but wow. Plus the way he hedged it, "Not particularly confident on this but hey it's a case I need a case".

Should I go over, everyone remember the third vote on a civvie.

k bai, gotta go get ready to pay the bills.

I mean I am looking for a reason to vote, yes. That's like the goal of the game?

I think the browns look town.

SvS is neutral after the latest posts.

Everyone else is a blank. I need more things I can look at.

[VOTE: unvote] aubergine

I'll see what I can do afer work. Maybe earlier but don't count on it.

I don’t need a defense tbh

That sounds a tad arrogant tbh.

I kind of agree with sprityo on the mood thing. Like you sound kind of... smug... in this game? With this post, and the one about the third vote on you, I suppose. It's this sort on unpleasant tone you have in your posts.

I don't know if this is alignment indicative though. Could be just your irl mood or something. But it does feel different from your usual self.

"Kind of agree" is one of those hedge items. The double ellipses is a double and triple hedge.

Moreover, what does being arrogant or smug mean in the context of being mafia? That final line answers the question: Not a damn thing. This post serves ZERO purpose. It's a setup for what follows:

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

I love "prehemptively" though. That's sprityo before he got high.

Seriously, this is a sad defense of sprityo. It says nothing about his alignment and tugs on the pity cord. I don't have a pity cord.

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

Not anymore he’s not. And again, alignments like winning the lottery. Just because you lost the last 8,275 times you bought a ticket (sob) it doesn’t increase your chances of winning on ticket 8,275.

No, but the probability people will want to kill him day 1 is higher than anyone else's. I expect the average syndicate player's skill to become lower than spirt is in a player list, just so they can mischop him.

This is another baseless defense of sprityo that puts the assumption of innocence first.

Eh just gonna follow my gut

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Gut wins. Kill S~V~S over something something arrogance something something smug because sprityo "is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate." All this after calling S~V~S "neutral" at one point.

Something something the Xth vote on a wagon.

Whatever.

Something something.

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

At this point, I have to squint and ask myself if DDL is frustrated in sprityo the PLAYER going over (rather than sprityo the TEAMMATE).

I grant that's a possibility, but I question why DDL achieved nothing else Day 1 besides attack S~V~S and defend sprityo. There's no engagement with anybody else, no trying to figure anybody else out, nothing.

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

I'm pretty sure he won games in this site.

There was also a stretch of like 4-5 years where he wasn't able to play a single game as town without being yeeted.

I ain't taking part in that shit.

Don't get me wrong I'd do exactly what you are doing for sig on a rando d 1 negl

Fair.

But I do remember Sig being townread a couple times at least.

Here is where I stand on this:

DDL is making sprityo's innocence the impetus of his defense. At no point ever does DDL attempt to learn for himself whether sprityo is mafia or not, even after a pair of softball interactions. Instead, his move is to guilt other people into not voting sprityo.

Overall, this is bad, bad stuff.

[Long Con]

Voted Scotty

I'm just going with my own thing on d 1

Was kinda feeling like I should break the tie bc betwixt the 2 I do feel SVS more town.

As I am typing this I changed my mind. If I think SVS is town why wouldn't I try to help her?

revote sprityo

If this is Wolfin', I love it. Roxy looks pretty towny here.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: Dragon D. Luffy] aubergine

[Long Con]

[VOTE: Dragon D. Luffy] aubergine

That's some nice work there, my friend. I had started to go back over things and noticed DDL's fervent defense of sprityo. It makes sense that he would hard defend in a two-person team. I'm not going to place a vote there right now because it's too early in the day for a runaway train. Lots of time for voting.

[Epignosis]

Elohcin

No mention of sprityo.

I don't care for the S~V~S vote in retrospect, but at the same time, I don't think Eloh kills S~V~S on the heels of this unless she isn't paying attention:

I didn’t love Elohs vote for me, but when I pushed back at her, she sounded sincere and not as if she was scrambling for a reason.

Busy Eloh may not be paying attention. Big meh.

[Long Con]

I'm kind of surprised that a sympathy-based defense didn't work on some players. I myself could have been swayed in the past on similar criteria, and I know Roxy, S~V~S, and probably a couple of other names have demonstrated this kind of sympathetic Day 1 bias before... probably more toward folks who are new or hadn't played in a long time. I feel like I'm rambling a little now, I'll have you know I have had a few beverages.

[Epignosis]

Buried the fucking lede, didn't I?

I think Sprit and DDL are bad.

[Long Con]

Elohcin

No mention of sprityo.

I don't care for the S~V~S vote in retrospect, but at the same time, I don't think Eloh kills S~V~S on the heels of this unless she isn't paying attention:

I didn’t love Elohs vote for me, but when I pushed back at her, she sounded sincere and not as if she was scrambling for a reason.

Busy Eloh may not be paying attention. Big meh.

OH SNAP Epignosis begins some of the kind of work Long Con rarely, if ever, does. Solid!

[Long Con]

Buried the fucking lede, didn't I?

I think Sprit and DDL are bad.

At least her spirit will not be haunting you.

[Epignosis]

falcon45ca

My farts have more substance.

[Epignosis]

Everyone else aside from me alphabetically (interestingly enough) would have to be a busser: MacDougall, Roxy, Long Con, Scotty

I think the correct answer today is DDL and reevaluate if that fails. I do not have the bandwidth on a weekend (work) to study potential bussers. If forced to pick one of them based on memory alone, MacDougall.

[Epignosis]

Lazy ass half glances make me rule out Roxy and Scotty today.

(Sorry LC, you never get ruled out)

[MacDougall]

I know at least 1 mafia but to make it fun imma need yall to guess it.

Is it you

[VOTE: Mac] aubergine

Nope. I did not fart.

[VOTE: Luffy] aubergine

[MacDougall]

DDL

I'm pooping... not farting.

Is that a 3P claim?

[VOTE: Mac] aubergine

Minus points for DDL for not reading the setup

I did read the setup but claiming 3P is inherently wolfy.

(Also this whole thing is a joke)

Softball interaction.

This whole setup is a joke!

Also hi DDL it’s been awhile lol

Sup. I've moved my mafia status from "retired forever" to "plays sometimes". So far it's working.

Softball interaction.

Whatever. Fine.

I think Scotty being low activity is a nothingburger. This isn't game of champions, this is a game about farting where pretty much every post until halfway day 1 was OT.

I don't really dig the way SVS latched on it, though.

Also her defending from not liking fart jokes may have been a little forced too. I think it was obvious nobody was thinking she was a wolf for that. At least to me.

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Not particularly confident on this but hey it's a case I need a case.

Latched onto what? I defended him ha ha. You need to read harder DDL.

Meh. You are right. I probably skimmed the posts and misinterpreted them.

I think Scotty being low activity is a nothingburger. This isn't game of champions, this is a game about farting where pretty much every post until halfway day 1 was OT.

I don't really dig the way SVS latched on it, though.

Also her defending from not liking fart jokes may have been a little forced too. I think it was obvious nobody was thinking she was a wolf for that. At least to me.

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Not particularly confident on this but hey it's a case I need a case.

Last post, THAT vote felt lazy and like someone looking for a reason to vote, not like DDL who to my mind is excellent at picking out small things. Leaving my vote for now, but wow. Plus the way he hedged it, "Not particularly confident on this but hey it's a case I need a case".

Should I go over, everyone remember the third vote on a civvie.

k bai, gotta go get ready to pay the bills.

I mean I am looking for a reason to vote, yes. That's like the goal of the game?

I think the browns look town.

SvS is neutral after the latest posts.

Everyone else is a blank. I need more things I can look at.

[VOTE: unvote] aubergine

I'll see what I can do afer work. Maybe earlier but don't count on it.

I don’t need a defense tbh

That sounds a tad arrogant tbh.

I kind of agree with sprityo on the mood thing. Like you sound kind of... smug... in this game? With this post, and the one about the third vote on you, I suppose. It's this sort on unpleasant tone you have in your posts.

I don't know if this is alignment indicative though. Could be just your irl mood or something. But it does feel different from your usual self.

"Kind of agree" is one of those hedge items. The double ellipses is a double and triple hedge.

Moreover, what does being arrogant or smug mean in the context of being mafia? That final line answers the question: Not a damn thing. This post serves ZERO purpose. It's a setup for what follows:

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

I love "prehemptively" though. That's sprityo before he got high.

Seriously, this is a sad defense of sprityo. It says nothing about his alignment and tugs on the pity cord. I don't have a pity cord.

Sprityo being prehemptively mad about being suspected earlier makes sense because Sprityo is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate. Like we could probably use him as a tourist attraction to get people from other sites to join or something.

Not anymore he’s not. And again, alignments like winning the lottery. Just because you lost the last 8,275 times you bought a ticket (sob) it doesn’t increase your chances of winning on ticket 8,275.

No, but the probability people will want to kill him day 1 is higher than anyone else's. I expect the average syndicate player's skill to become lower than spirt is in a player list, just so they can mischop him.

This is another baseless defense of sprityo that puts the assumption of innocence first.

Eh just gonna follow my gut

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Gut wins. Kill S~V~S over something something arrogance something something smug because sprityo "is like the most mischopped person in the history of the internet, not just of the syndicate." All this after calling S~V~S "neutral" at one point.

Something something the Xth vote on a wagon.

Whatever.

Something something.

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

At this point, I have to squint and ask myself if DDL is frustrated in sprityo the PLAYER going over (rather than sprityo the TEAMMATE).

I grant that's a possibility, but I question why DDL achieved nothing else Day 1 besides attack S~V~S and defend sprityo. There's no engagement with anybody else, no trying to figure anybody else out, nothing.

I aint killing sprit on day 1. And spec not for him being bummed at being killed on day 1.

There are some things you just get tired of after a decade here. Doesn't matter what logic says.

Remind me
Wasn't it sprit that just won as indy in the last game I played here just before is hosting his own game rn?

I'm pretty sure he won games in this site.

There was also a stretch of like 4-5 years where he wasn't able to play a single game as town without being yeeted.

I ain't taking part in that shit.

Don't get me wrong I'd do exactly what you are doing for sig on a rando d 1 negl

Fair.

But I do remember Sig being townread a couple times at least.

Here is where I stand on this:

DDL is making sprityo's innocence the impetus of his defense. At no point ever does DDL attempt to learn for himself whether sprityo is mafia or not, even after a pair of softball interactions. Instead, his move is to guilt other people into not voting sprityo.

Overall, this is bad, bad stuff.

fwiw ddl was my d1 sr

[Long Con]

fwiw ddl was my d1 sr

HOW CONVENIENT! jk but he was the one you were mysteriously referring to? Why?

[Long Con]

Lazy ass half glances make me rule out Roxy and Scotty today.

(Sorry LC, you never get ruled out)

That's ok, brother. I get it.

[Long Con]

Also, why did you do it in mysterious-mode, Mac?

[MacDougall]

fwiw ddl was my d1 sr

HOW CONVENIENT! jk but he was the one you were mysteriously referring to? Why?

I just found him vaguely sus while scarcely paying attention.

[Long Con]

fwiw ddl was my d1 sr

HOW CONVENIENT! jk but he was the one you were mysteriously referring to? Why?

I just found him vaguely sus while scarcely paying attention.

Sounds Day One good enough.

[MacDougall]

Also, why did you do it in mysterious-mode, Mac?

I thought it'd be an interesting way to determine what other people thought and also whether it was a good read or not.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Man I should start voting for the losing wagon every game. If I'm wrong, we hit mafia. If I'm right, I was right. It's win/win.