Who farted??? [Day 5]

[Elohcin]

I wish at this point.

[Long Con]

I know you meant to mention Sprit as farted Day 1. I said it seems like that was done in passing so you could say that very thing at end game as you just did. And you were smart to throw it in with another name (SVS).

but then you go and say things like...if you vote me you wont win and I hate last man standing so I wouldnt vote a partner like that.

But you had no choice but to vote him or tie it up.

I had no choice but to vote him or tie it up?

If I'm sprityo's partner in that scenario I stay out. I don't need to vote for him. I stay out and gun for Scotty or S~V~S the next Day.

... but then you're "the guy that avoided voting sprityo". And "...and then went after two top Civilians!" ?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

WHO FARTED?
Poll ended at Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:40 pm


Elohcin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Epignosis
2
40%
Voters: Long Con, Elohcin
Long Con
1
20%
Voters: Epignosis
No elimination / Sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
No vote / Unvote
0
No votes
Voters: None
Injured host (spec)
2
40%
Voters: Dragon D. Luffy, JaggedJimmyJay
Total votes: 5

[Epignosis]

JJJ, bring that sexy, bruised ass of yours in here and put me out of my misery.

[Elohcin]

I tried to post and it said it was locked. Thought a host post was coming soon.

[Elohcin]

Now I can post.

[Long Con]

I think Epi unlocked it by posting with his powerful manliness.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

The final reckoning has arrived. Who was the dealer of the squealer? Who breezed the cheese?

Elohcin had had enough of her husband's literal shit. "YOU FARTED. I KNOW THE SMELL. JUST FESS UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

Epignosis was incredulous. "I thought you knew my brand. Maybe I need to share more of it with you."

The spouses wrestled in the seat of the van until Elohcin had overpowered Epignosis. He was incapacitated. Epignosis...

Spoiler: show

DID

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not

FART

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Elohcin, satisfied that she had finally resolved the matter, tried to catch her breath. That was a mistake. The first significant inhale invited the most pungent funk she'd ever experienced. Oh my god. There is still fart.

Elohcin gave in to the stank. She...

Spoiler: show

DID

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not

FART

Spoiler: show

Long Con looked around him. He was now surrounded by a mass of unconscious fools. They'd all succumbed to the power of his ass. He lifted his leg and released one more triumphant FRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMP.

Everyone else died. Including the driver. Congratulations to Long Con and sprityo for being the nastiest sons of bitches in all the van!

[Long Con]

Sorry Eloh.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

https://discord.gg/TP2yPKxa

Dead/spectator chat

[Elohcin]

Sigh

[Elohcin]

good game LC

[Scotty]

WELL done LC! Well fought, Epi and Elo.

LC had practically everyone snowed in spec chat at the end there. What a recovery from your partner dying D1!

[sprityo]

Sorry Eloh.

Truly Long Con did all the work this game

[Long Con]

Thanks guys. I think that getting in early on the bus was crucial.

[Epignosis]

I'm not a cheater and I would not resort to this sort of tactic, but I did want to watch TV with Eloh tonight, and in the back of my mind, I thought, "What if I were to ask her to watch TV if she switches her vote off of me?"

I don't play that way, but I do think that way.

Instead, I worked on some guitar pieces for a bit since work was quiet. I later went downstairs rambling about the usual shit (keys, chord changes, left-handed cramping, whatever).

Eloh tells me now that she thought that was me trying to distract her from mafia and thus suspected me all the more for it.

O. Fucking Henry couldn't write this shit if he tried.

[Long Con]

I had no misgivings about either of your integrity at any point, of course. And I hope it's not in poor taste to say that integrity was just proven beyond a doubt.

[Epignosis]

I had no misgivings about either of your integrity at any point, of course. And I hope it's not in poor taste to say that integrity was just proven beyond a doubt.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Props to Long Con for committing to the bit. He knew he was killing falcon before falcon even returned to the game.

[MacDougall]

nice 1 lc

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Wow, a bus in the syndicate? Incredible!

Quick, give this man a socky, then next game, we go back to pretending bussing never happens in this site. Rinse and repeat every other game for another 10 years.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Grumpiness aside, good job on the win, LC. This was really solid. I was convinced at spec chat myself near the end, too.

And thanks for the game, Jay!

[falcon45ca]

Wait, so who was Maf?



Great game errybodyz

[Roxy]

gg LC and sprit!

So nice to have @Elohcin in a game <3

[Scotty]

Wow, a bus in the syndicate? Incredible!

Quick, give this man a socky, then next game, we go back to pretending bussing never happens in this site. Rinse and repeat every other game for another 10 years.

What is interesting to me is that the last conversation LC and I had, he was lamenting how mafia never go out of their way to defend their teammates any more, and I figured early on if he were mafia he would have done so with sprityo.

Nah, he’s just good

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Well if it helps he certainly had me fooled towards the end. I was betting on Epi being the wolf after their argument.

Probably good that I didn't live to F3.

My early call on the browns being both good was a good one though.