I was feeling down this week, so I naturally chose to binge GY!BE, which led me to come up with this.----
The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
----And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
Just to "set the mood"
----Civilians (14)
Must defeat the Mafia, Alfothad and survive the game.
The Dead Flag Blues "I open up my wallet and it's full of blood" [Secrets]
East Hastings "If money could buy optimism, my love..." [Secrets]
Providence "But d'you think the end of the world is coming? So says the preacher man but... I don't go by what he says" [Secrets]
Sunshine + Gasoline (2) "That's right they're just walkin' around doin' nothin', even on their own" Do not share BTSC and do not know each other's identity, but can send each other a message via the Host during each Night. Can win as a team. Their assigned roles can be affected by Storm. [Secrets]
Storm One-shot temporary disruption of BTSC among the Mafia (lasting a full subsequent cycle) and one-shot permanent role shuffle among the civilians credited with BTSC. Storm can choose a separate occasion to activate either of these powers.
Static Can block a player during each Night.
09-15-00 (2) Share BTSC. Can win as a team. Their assigned roles can be affected by Storm.
Rockets Fall on Rocket Falls Once in the game, can drop a rocket that will block all actions throughout that phase.
Motherfucker = Redeemer (2) Do not begin the game by sharing BTSC, but can search for each other during each Night (in addition to their individual ability). Can win as a team, if they gain BTSC. Randomly, one player will be assigned to role check a living player every odd Night. If the checked player is Mafia, it will have a 25% chance to also kill him. The other player will be assigned to role check a dead player every even Night. If the checked victim is Civilian, it will have a 25% chance to resurrect him. Both the kill and the resurrect will be activated automatically and work only once, regardless of the outcome. M=R can continue, however, to role check accordingly afterwards. Their assigned roles can be affected by Storm, once they gain BTSC.
If either checks ???, something will happen. If the role checker checks Alfothad, something will happens to the checker.
We Drift Like Worried Fire Each Night, can choose to drift a player away from the lynch poll during the subsequent Day. Three-shot.
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Mafia (3)
Share BTSC. Must eliminate the civilians and Alfothad.
Moya Kills every night. If Sleep is lynched or night killed first, inherits the role block.
Sleep "They don't sleep anymore on the beach..." Sends a player to sleep during each Night, blocking his actions that Night and preventing him from posting and voting during the subsequent Day phase. If Moya is lynched or night killed, Sleep is the first to inherit the kill, in order to send a player to sleep forever. If Sleep kills, he cannot use his regular power during the same Night. [Secrets]
Mladic "With his arms outstretched" Ecstatic dance of the tyrant. [Secrets]
Serial Killer
Shhhhh.
All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling - further referenced as ALFOTHAD (the cassette) or Alfothad (the player).
Highly rare and esoteric (and, if we are to trust the two tracks that leaked as genuine, completely nonsensical) first release by the band, self-released but limited to only 33 copies. In 2013 a person reported on a social media website to be in possession of this legendary cassette. That person vanished shortly afterwards. The band is not interested in revealing the cassette to its fans. As such, Alfothad does not want any other player to find out his identity. [Secrets]
