Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]

[Larry David]

Mordecai reporting in.

[dodo]

Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come

[2 Stupid Dogs]

Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come

Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.

[dodo]

Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come

Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.

"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."

2 Samuel 1:26

[dodo]

Just teasing on all accounts.

[Ned Flanders]

Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come

I didn't know Biblical fan-fic was a "thing" Learn something new ever day.

[Young Lady]

Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come

Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.

What's a Bible?

[Larry David]

Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come

Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.

What's a Bible?

I think its like the Quran for Jewish people or something.

[Young Lady]

Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.

[Nicol Bolas]

Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.

Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama!

[Young Lady]

Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.

Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama!

No more of my fine wine for you, m'lord, if it intoxicates you so much even before the proper start of the game.

[zeek]

Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.

[Ben Linus]

Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.

Pray on it.

[Sockys2023]

Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?

[Epignosis]

Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?

Yes. I have twelve accounts left.

[Young Lady]

Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?

Yes. I have twelve accounts left.

Have Jesus gather up the others.

[Saito]

Or if he's not available, maybe Yeezus can do it.

[Larry David]

Jesus christ, when do we start?







See what I did there?

[Ned Flanders]

[Epignosis]

This game will begin once I get 12 more to PM me saying they want in.

Go evangelize.

[dodo]

12 more... That seems... prophetic.

[Larry David]

Looks like we have no choice but to listen to some good old fashioned Catholic friendly music while we wait

[Epignosis]

The next six to request a sock account will receive a role as well.

[Larry David]

[dodo]

COME FORTH

[Joe Who?]

[Larry David]

[Perd Hapley]

Oh Mary, let us wash Jesus feet together as we talk about the heathens that do not follow the ways of the Lord!

[Perd Hapley]

I hope you boys keep this game nice and clean, and none of your wandering eyes. I for one will not become a concubine of Solomon. And no incest from Cain and Able or the Lord shall smite them all. Praise he the Lord!

[Perd Hapley]

Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.

[Lunatella]

In.

[Epignosis]

This is an oldie but goodie:

Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?

Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.

[dodo]

In.

Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?

[dodo]

Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.

Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph.

[MartinWP69]

I can' wait.

[Marmot]

I can' wait.

Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen.

[Young Lady]

Nine more let's go

[Lunatella]

In.

Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?

I don't have to try, I just do

[Ned Flanders]

I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.

[Epignosis]

I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.

Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.

[Golden]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

[Roxy]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Yes but you can claim the sock " The Trout Slapper"

[Marmot]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.

[S~V~S]

Epi that thing you needed fixed is fixed

[Phoebe Buffay]

I'm here. Let the game begin!:epig:



Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players

[Marmot]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.

For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.

[Golf]

SIgning up for this.

[Ned Flanders]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.

For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.

I don't believe anyone was.

Thank G-d for more signups!

[Golf]

So how many before we get this show on the road?

[Epignosis]

Six more. Two have not voted in the poll.