Twin Peaks Mafia BLACK LODGE: {GAME OVER}

[S~V~S]

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

[Roxy]

[Matahari]

So, Annie are you ok?
Are you okay, Annie?

[Roxy]

[insertnamehere]

[S~V~S]

I don't think she's OK

[Matahari]

i love youse guys

[insertnamehere]

"And now, an ending. Where there was once one, there are now two.
Or were there always two?

"What is a reflection? A chance to see two? When there are chances
for reflections, there can always be two--or more. Only when we are
everywhere will there be just one.

"It has been a pleasure speaking to you."

(Throughout the above, the camera has been slowing zooming in until
only the Log Lady's face is framed. As she finishes speaking, the
camera continues to zoom in. As it gets closer and closer, the Log
Lady looks nervously up, down, and to her left, before staring
straight ahead as the camera moves in through her left (our right)
glass frame. As the iris of her left eye fills the screen, the
screen turns completely white, then we hear a hissing sound, and then
a 'door slamming' sound as the screen turns from white to black.)

Time - He's waiting in the wings

He speaks of senseless things

His script is you and me


Time - He flexes like a whore

Falls wanking to the floor

His trick is you and me


Time - In Quaaludes and red wine

Demanding Billy Dolls

And other friends of mine

Take your time


The sniper in the brain, regurgitating drain

Incestuous and vain,

and many other last names

I look at my watch it say 9:25 and I think

"Oh God I'm still alive"


We should be home by now

We should be home by now


You - are not a victim

You - just scream with boredom

You - are not evicting time


Chimes - Goddamn, you're looking old

You'll freeze and catch a cold

'Cause you've left your coat behind

Take your time


Breaking up is hard, but keeping dark is hateful

I had so many dreams,

I had so many breakthroughs

But you, my love, were kind, but love has left you

dreamless

The door to dreams was closed.

Your park was real dreamless

Perhaps you're smiling now,

smiling through this darkness

But all I had to give was the guilt for dreaming


We should be home by now

We should be home by now

We should be home by now

We should be home by now

We should be home by now

42. INT. LLAMA'S ROOM - NIGHT

Wearing pajamas, Llama lies in bed. Doc Hayward and Truman attend him. Llama opens his eyes again.

DOC
Here he is.

TRUMAN
Llama ...

LLAMA
Where am I? How's Nevinera?

TRUMAN
Your room at the Great Northern. Nevinera's gonna be okay.
He's in the hospital.

Pause.

DOC
You've had quite a shock. Everything checks out, though.
You're going to be fine.

TRUMAN
I can't tell you how worried we were. I saw you
disappear. God almighty ...

LLAMA
(pause)
I'd like to brush my teeth.

TRUMAN
Okay, sure, good.
Let me help you up.

They help him to his feet.

LLAMA
Thank you.

Llama walks slowly to the bathroom and closes the door.

CUT TO:

43. INT. LLAMA'S BATHROOM - NIGHT

Llama looks at the sink, at his personal effects, he picks up the toothbrush, squeezes some toothpaste on it and lifts it to his mouth. He holds it in front of his mouth, looks into the mirror and smiles brightly. Looking into the mirror, staring back at him, is the face of Bob. He starts laughing quietly.

LLAMA
How's Nevinera? How's Nevinera? How's Nevinera? How's Nevinera? How's Nevinera?




thellama73 has won the game. He was the Giant.
Unfortunately, Nevinera is the runner-up. He was the Man From Another Place.
It's been awesome, and I can't wait to play, or host with you guys again.
Explanation in a minute.

[thellama73]

Yay! I won without understanding why or how! I am the greatest!

[insertnamehere]

The way I chose the winner was very simple, and a bit anti-climactic. Whoever had gotten further in the first game would win. There were no mafia in the Black Lodge, I just did that to mess with your heads. I understood that having such a high-concept game, with two concurrent games could devolve into a weird clusterfuck, but anything less would be an insult to Twin Peaks. It's been great hosting this, and I cannot wait to do so again. Thanks for being so awesome.

[insertnamehere]

BLACK LODGE:
thellama73: The Giant
Snow Dog: Audrey Horne {DAY 6}
Boogs: Shelly Johnson {DAY 1}
Nevinera: Man From Another Place
birdwithteeth: Ed Hurley {DAY 2}
Vompatti: Sarah Palmer {NIGHT 1}
Russtifinko: Agent Cooper {NIGHT 2}
Matahari: Nadine {NIGHT 5}
Roxy: Bobby Briggs {NIGHT 4}
MovingPictures: Pete Martell {NIGHT 3}
S~V~S: Leo Johnson {DAY 3}
Kate: Leland Palmer {DAY 4}

[insertnamehere]

MAIN GAME:

NIGHT 0 ACTIONS

Russifinko/Log Lady: Get's 3 pieces of info at night, only one is true: "James has been found, there is going to be two games running at the same time, and Windom Earle has already lost a chess piece.

SVS/Donna: Searches for James/Birdwithteeth: Kate

Llama/Andy: Protects/BlocksNP: Nevinera/Maddy

Nevinera/Maddy: Searches for James/Birdwithteeth: Llama/Andy Blocked by Llama/Andy (Not him.)

MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every odd night: Russifinko/Log Lady

Kate/Sherrif Truman: Find out someone's last night action: Russifinko (Nothing, the game hadn't started.)

Snow Dog/Lucy: Posts thoughts every day: "Vompatti makes me nervous. I am sure he is up to no good. A murderer if ever I saw one."


Boogs/Windom is safe because of the poll.
Nevinera/Maddy is safe because of Llama/Andy.
Nevinera/Maddy cannot search for anyone because of Llama/Andy.

CHESS

Top Player: Vompatti
Bottom Player: Windom Earle

a b c e d f g h
8 R k B K Q B x R
7 P P P P P P P P
6 x x x x x k x x
5 x x x x x x x x
4 x x x x x x x x
3 x x C x x x x x
2 P P x P P P P P
1 R k B K Q B k R

R = Rook
k = Knight
B = Bishop
K = King
Q = Queen
P = Pawn
x = Empty Space

If you want to move your pawn from A7 to A6, just type back "Pawn on A7 to A6."

NIGHT 1 ACTIONS

Russifinko/Log Lady: Get's 3 pieces of info at night, only one is true: (James has been found, BOB has been found, and you have been questioned by Sheriff Truman.)

SVS/Donna: Searches for James/Birdwithteeth: Birdwithteeth

Llama/Andy: Protects/BlocksNP: Roxy/Catherine

Nevinera/Maddy: Searches for James/Birdwithteeth: Snow Dog (Not him.)

MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every odd night:

Kate/Sherrif Truman: Find out someone's last night action: Nevinera/Maddy (Nothing.)

Snow Dog/Lucy: Posts thoughts every day: (I hope Andy is safe with that killer around. Blindfaeth seems awfully twitchy. I hope he has nothing to hide. Oh, Andy, be careful out there! Agent Cooper had better look after him.)


Roxy/Catherine is safe because of Llama/Andy.
Roxy/Catherine cannot use her power tonight because of Llama/Andy.

NIGHT 2 ACTIONS

Russtifinko/Log Lady: Get's 3 pieces of info at night, only one is true: (Nevinera was really Catherine Martell. Lucy has mentioned herself in her column, and Sheriff Truman pulled Nevinera in for questioning.

Llama/Andy: Protects/BlocksNP: MovingPictures

MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every odd night: thellama73 BLOCKED by llama73

Kate/Sheriff Truman: Find out someone's last night action: S~V~S (Found James.)

Snow Dog/Lucy: Posts thoughts every day: (This is the list I found of people that need investigation.
1. Vompatti, very quiet and mysterious. A cold hearted killer?
2. Birdwithteeth, always rushing in to read up on things. Hey wait! Stick around awhile! Oh yeah, you're busy...
3. Matahri or Blindfaeth, well the name has changed but the suspicions haven't.
4. Kate, oh Kate, what did you do? Careless or cruel?)


MovingPictures recruits Llama
Llama blocks MovingPictures

NIGHT 3 ACTIONS

Russtifinko/Log Lady: Get's 3 pieces of info at night, only one is true: (The twist in the game is going to happen in the next few days, Catherine has been lynched, and you are being investigated by Sheriff Truman.

Llama/Andy: Protects/BlocksNP: Kate/Harry

MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every odd night:

Kate/Sheriff Truman: Find out someone's last night action: Russtifinko (Got info.) BLOCKED by Llama/Andy

Snow Dog/Lucy: Posts thoughts every day:
Sheriff truman had Matarahi in for questioning today. He was all set to go when he received a message. After that hge let her go. up with that?
Birdwithteeth continues to worry me. Hey I'm here for the day he says...and then disappears! You with us or against us?
Vompatti says nothing much as usual. That guy makes me nervous no mistake.
Who will turn against us? No one seems to have a clue.
Where does Rustifinko's allegiance lie?
If no one dies tonight I will be very surprised.

NIGHT 4 ACTIONS

Russtifinko/Log Lady: Get's 3 pieces of info at night, only one is true: BLOCKED by Llama/Andy

Llama/Andy: Protects/BlocksNP: Russtifinko/Log Lady

MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every odd night: S~V~S/Donna

Kate/Sheriff Truman: Find out someone's last night action: Llama/Andy (Protecting/Blocking You)

MAIN GAME {NIGHT 5}:

Russtifinko/Log Lady: Get's 3 pieces of info at night, only one is true: (Everyone will visit the Black Lodge, the person who get's voted out of the Black Lodge goes back into the main game, and there is going to be 2 more twists.

MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every even night:

Kate/Sheriff Truman: Find out someone's last night action: MovingPictures (Possessing S~V~S)

S~V~S/Donna kills Vompatti/Ben Horne

MAIN GAME {NIGHT 6}:


MovingPictures/BOB: Recruits someone every even night: Kate/Truman

Kate/Sheriff Truman: Find out someone's last night action: S~V~S/

S~V~S/Donna kills Matahari/Josie
MovingPictures/BOB recruits Kate/Truman

[insertnamehere]

BLACK LODGE:

Black Lodge Night 1

thellama73/The Giant: Every night he will hear three things. One of these thing will be true, the others will be lies: (The Black Lodge is going to be around for only 3 more days, Moving Pictures is not who he seems, and Kate has been recruited by BOB.)

Snow Dog/Audrey Horne: Can switch someone else's NP to another person: Vompatti/Sarah with Llama/Giant (His name is Snow Dog, and he get's what he wants.)

Nevinera/Man From Another Place: Can post his thoughts every night: (Nothing lasts forever.)

Vompatti/Sarah Palmer: Has a vision every night with hints to the identity of the person of her choice: Snow Dog


Snow Dog gets the NK.
Chooses Vompatti.

Black Lodge Night 2

thellama73/The Giant: Every night he will hear three things. One of these thing will be true, the others will be lies: (Cooper has a list of everyone's roles, all previously eliminated players will come back, and there is a secret 3 person mafia.)

Snow Dog/Audrey Horne: Can switch someone else's NP to another person: Matahari to Russtifinko.

Nevinera/Man From Another Place: Can post his thoughts every night: (Does somebody have a secret weapon?)

Matahari get's the NK.
Kills Snow Dog.
Snow Dog redirects NK to Russtifinko.
Russtifinko dies.

Black Lodge Night 3

thellama73/The Giant: Every night he will hear three things. One of these thing will be true, the others will be lies: (Snow Dog murdered MP, Nevinera murdered MP, and Roxy murdered MP.)

Snow Dog/Audrey Horne: Can switch someone else's NP to another person: Kate to MovingPictures

Nevinera/Man From Another Place: Can post his thoughts every night: (But who is the psycho killer?)

MovingPictures/Pete Martell: Can give someone his fish-coffee every night, making them sick and unable to talk the next day:

Kate chooses to kill MP.
Snow Dog redirects kill to MP.
No ultimate difference from Snow Dog's redirect.

Black Lodge Night 4

thellama73/The Giant: Every night he will hear three things. One of these thing will be true, the others will be lies: (You are the mafia, Snow Dog is the mafia, nobody is the mafia.)

Snow Dog/Audrey Horne: Can switch someone else's NP to another person: Roxy to Matahari

Nevinera/Man From Another Place: Can post his thoughts every night: (it's an eeeeevil mustache.)


thellama73 get's NK.

Chooses Roxy.

Black Lodge Night 5

thellama73/The Giant: Every night he will hear three things. One of these thing will be true, the others will be lies: (Matahari was the mafia, Matahari's lynch was not what it seemed, and the mafia is not one of the final three.)

Snow Dog/Audrey Horne: Can switch someone else's NP to another person: Roxy to Matahari

Nevinera/Man From Another Place: Can post his thoughts every night: (Maybe we can all win?)


MATAHARI: Llama
LLAMA: Matahari (Redirected to Nev.)
SNOW DOG: Matahari
NEVINERA: Matahari

Matahari is lynched.

[Nevinera]

So how did llama's vote get redirected to me?

Man, I really had no way to win there, huh. I was hoping for a tactical dilemma that boiled down to a gamble (because there aren't really any ways to symmetrically break ties but that one).

Oh well, second place makes me first among losers, right?

[S~V~S]

Congrats Llama

I am going to move this to the archives, so move the Llama Wins~ YAY!!! Party over there with it

[thellama73]

Thanks for a great game everybody, and thanks for hosting INH! The White Lodge portion was easily the most fun I have had so far playing online mafia. The Black Lodge was a little more frustrating. Since we had no confidence in anything the host said by that point, it was sort of like playing a game to which we didn't know the rules, not even our own objectives. I like having some aspects of secrecy, but I think you have to give the players just a little bit of something solid to go off of.

Thanks again to everyone. I am utterly shocked thta I won (but very pleased!)

[insertnamehere]

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[Tangrowth]

This was truly an awesome game, INH! Congrats to llama!

[Nevinera]

I was frustrated and confused - you really captured the essence of the show

[Russtifinko]

Thanks for a great game everybody, and thanks for hosting INH! The White Lodge portion was easily the most fun I have had so far playing online mafia. The Black Lodge was a little more frustrating. Since we had no confidence in anything the host said by that point, it was sort of like playing a game to which we didn't know the rules, not even our own objectives. I like having some aspects of secrecy, but I think you have to give the players just a little bit of something solid to go off of.

Thanks again to everyone. I am utterly shocked thta I won (but very pleased!)

Congratulations, llama! I just wanted to say that going head-to-head against you in the White Lodge lynch was easily the most fun I have had playing mafia so far. You were a worthy opponent, and I had no idea until the last civ vote came in whether I'd be able to tie it up or not. By the way, INH, did that come down to a coin flip? I'm assuming Vomps switched a vote from llama to me.

I guess you can see from INH's post, but we actually really wanted to recruit you on Night 2. I was so mad when it didn't go through! MP hadn't been around and I was itching for an active BTSC partner in my first baddie role.

Thanks for such a fun game, INH and everyone!

Oh, and S~V~S, I haven't been able to shake the sneaking feeling that you may have missed the vote on purpose the day I was killed so we wouldn't have to kill Kate. Is that true? I know she's your best friend, so I was a little nervous about even voting her. You and MP posted your thoughts on FB instead of our chatzy though, so since I was out of town I never saw that you wanted Mata to die until later. I literally just randomized and voted because I wasn't going to be back in time to do it later, and I was nervous when Kate came up because I thought you might be against it.

[Snow Dog]

Told you there was no mafai. Next time don't argue with the Dog of iced white water.

So the only way I could have won is to kill Llama at the end? That sucks. So I voted Llama at the end and if nev also voted him I would have won. Nev could not win with me and Llama at the end. That sucks for him too.

[Kate]

So I need to know, Nev, why did you claim to know that llama and Snow Dog could not be Bob? You had only searched for James one night (you were blocked the other ie did nothing the other ) so why did you claim that you knew they couldn't be Bob??

[S~V~S]

Thanks for a great game everybody, and thanks for hosting INH! The White Lodge portion was easily the most fun I have had so far playing online mafia. The Black Lodge was a little more frustrating. Since we had no confidence in anything the host said by that point, it was sort of like playing a game to which we didn't know the rules, not even our own objectives. I like having some aspects of secrecy, but I think you have to give the players just a little bit of something solid to go off of.

Thanks again to everyone. I am utterly shocked thta I won (but very pleased!)

Congratulations, llama! I just wanted to say that going head-to-head against you in the White Lodge lynch was easily the most fun I have had playing mafia so far. You were a worthy opponent, and I had no idea until the last civ vote came in whether I'd be able to tie it up or not. By the way, INH, did that come down to a coin flip? I'm assuming Vomps switched a vote from llama to me.

I guess you can see from INH's post, but we actually really wanted to recruit you on Night 2. I was so mad when it didn't go through! MP hadn't been around and I was itching for an active BTSC partner in my first baddie role.

Thanks for such a fun game, INH and everyone!

Oh, and S~V~S, I haven't been able to shake the sneaking feeling that you may have missed the vote on purpose the day I was killed so we wouldn't have to kill Kate. Is that true? I know she's your best friend, so I was a little nervous about even voting her. You and MP posted your thoughts on FB instead of our chatzy though, so since I was out of town I never saw that you wanted Mata to die until later. I literally just randomized and voted because I wasn't going to be back in time to do it later, and I was nervous when Kate came up because I thought you might be against it.

No, I did not forget on purpose~ I have killed Kate before

I really was trying to catch up and went to make my post, and kept getting caught in linkitis. By the time I got out of it, it was too late.

And sorry re chat confusion~ MP had said you two were doing the FB thing before, and Chat rooms are really hard on my phone at work, FB is more like texting. Lack of clarity ftl, sorry russ

And although I should have known better, i was so excited to have won the first thread Basically, I guess, the people who outplayed were destined to be the losers since the early dead were running the thread and out for blood by the time we got there.

[insertnamehere]

There was a reason why the BOB role was a little overpowered. The advantage that BOB had over the first half of the game evened out during the second half.

[Nevinera]

So I need to know, Nev, why did you claim to know that llama and Snow Dog could not be Bob? You had only searched for James one night (you were blocked the other ie did nothing the other ) so why did you claim that you knew they couldn't be Bob??

A) I claimed I had "some confidence" that they weren't, not that they 'couldn't be bob'. Tough to convey confidence percentages without making my role obvious.
B) I was trying very hard to get any support I could find to keep from being lynched under your hard-line campaign of utter confidence, and overstating their probability of innocence seemed like a solid trade for their subsequent good opinion of me.
C) I received answers both times saying "not him", despite that one was apparently blocked.