Day 12 ~ 2015 Game of Champions

[DharmaHelper]

So your evidence to tie myself and Juliets together is thusfar, to recap:

1. That by responding to her concerns regarding MM's (by his own admission) sketchy as fuck early game behavior, I was "Speaking for her", even though I was speaking *to* her. In a conversation.
2. That I refused to acknowledge any curses or anyone who might have or might not have broken a rule by claiming to have been cursed or targeted.


Bless your heart.

Linki, those two quotes at least make sense. Though I believe I've been clear enough on that front. Once Sorsha is dead I will consider the case on JC. I just don't find it actionable right now.

[MacDougall]

Rico if juliets was confirmed civ, why is it that DH has been saying she's bad and deserves a look over for days. And he's tunneling one half of the scum. He even said as much. He blamed YOU for it.

[DharmaHelper]

Rico if juliets was confirmed civ, why is it that DH has been saying she's bad and deserves a look over for days. And he's tunneling one half of the scum. He even said as much. He blamed YOU for it.

Why is it you've called me your only civ read and then as soon as I turn my eye to you I'm Satan incarnate.

[MacDougall]

So your evidence to tie myself and Juliets together is thusfar, to recap:

1. That by responding to her concerns regarding MM's (by his own admission) sketchy as fuck early game behavior, I was "Speaking for her", even though I was speaking *to* her. In a conversation.
2. That I refused to acknowledge any curses or anyone who might have or might not have broken a rule by claiming to have been cursed or targeted.


Bless your heart.

Linki, those two quotes at least make sense. Though I believe I've been clear enough on that front. Once Sorsha is dead I will consider the case on JC. I just don't find it actionable right now.

There's also the mountain of things left unsaid.

You and juliets have managed to outright avoid open conflict in the thread the entire time and it's day 9.

I didn't even look at her ISO, just yours.

I'd very much appreciate some others analysing this shit because I am not just tossing my toys out of the pram. If anybody actually wants to give me some benefit of the doubt that'd be lovely.

But I really have to go now. So god speed civilians and if DH wins while I'm gone, well done man because you played an ace game (even if you're civ which I doubt you still have played well, there's always room for doubt).

[DharmaHelper]

Also, note that I've not moved my vote yet.

[Ricochet]

Explain how JC can be scum, Mac.

I don't even know where the idea that she's "confirmed town" came from. And if she was, why is she alive?

I do.

Probably because you and your teamies weren't paying attention.

BURNNNNNNNNNNNN

[MacDougall]

Rico if juliets was confirmed civ, why is it that DH has been saying she's bad and deserves a look over for days. And he's tunneling one half of the scum. He even said as much. He blamed YOU for it.

Why is it you've called me your only civ read and then as soon as I turn my eye to you I'm Satan incarnate.

Mods rename DharmaHelper to TheArtfulDodger please.

When I said you were my only civ read I meant it. I had seen pings that made me think you were teammies. Then I looked back and had an epiphany.

This is an epiphany on the scale of the epiphany that Wilgy was Salacious Crumb in Star Wars if anyone recalls that. Nobody followed me then though and Wilgy won as scum. So I expect the same thing will happen.

[FZ.]

Explain how JC can be scum, Mac.

Yeah, do explain. Wasn't it you that said Hamburger hid behind juliets? What happened to that?


DH, I agree with Rico that this could also be a case where everyone is voting motel because he's a gonner.

[DharmaHelper]

Mac: "DH is my only civ read"
Me: " Hey you know, that Mac guy sure has some suspicious ties to Wilgy."
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU ARE TEAMMATES WITH JULIETS YOU COCKSUCKER"
Me: "Meh, several people have ties to Wilgy, and I guess motel room could be Kubrick"
Mac; "Hey bro just kidding I love you we're besties."
Me: "I'm not liking that so many people are OK with a motel room lynch"
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU CHEEKY BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE SATAN"

[MacDougall]

Explain how JC can be scum, Mac.

I don't even know where the idea that she's "confirmed town" came from. And if she was, why is she alive?

I do.

Probably because you and your teamies weren't paying attention.

BURNNNNNNNNNNNN

Let me break it down for you.

Whatever reason you have to think she is confirmed town, you don't have.

PSA from Mac.

I gotta go. Sorry to love you and leave you like that.

[Sorsha]

Oh shit. Where's the popcorn eating smilie??? Someone make me some popcorn, DH and Mac are about to throw down!!!!

Yeah, don't even bother appearing civvie.

LET ME POST

You know nothing, go back to being dead. If civs lose I will entirely blame you.

[MacDougall]

Mac: "DH is my only civ read"
Me: " Hey you know, that Mac guy sure has some suspicious ties to Wilgy."
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU ARE TEAMMATES WITH JULIETS YOU COCKSUCKER"
Me: "Meh, several people have ties to Wilgy, and I guess motel room could be Kubrick"
Mac; "Hey bro just kidding I love you we're besties."
Me: "I'm not liking that so many people are OK with a motel room lynch"
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU CHEEKY BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE SATAN"

Paraphrasing reductionist case destruction courtesy of your resident championship winning scum.

[MacDougall]

sorsha fuck these clowns just vote in protest with me

[FZ.]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

[DharmaHelper]

Mac: "DH is my only civ read"
Me: " Hey you know, that Mac guy sure has some suspicious ties to Wilgy."
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU ARE TEAMMATES WITH JULIETS YOU COCKSUCKER"
Me: "Meh, several people have ties to Wilgy, and I guess motel room could be Kubrick"
Mac; "Hey bro just kidding I love you we're besties."
Me: "I'm not liking that so many people are OK with a motel room lynch"
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU CHEEKY BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE SATAN"

Paraphrasing reductionist case destruction courtesy of your resident championship winning scum.

I could pull quotes if you like.

My one civ read right now is FZ. And that is an unshakeable read. Everyone else is fair game.

[MacDougall]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

Jesus I have to go man what question? I missed it. Sorry.

[MacDougall]

Mac: "DH is my only civ read"
Me: " Hey you know, that Mac guy sure has some suspicious ties to Wilgy."
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU ARE TEAMMATES WITH JULIETS YOU COCKSUCKER"
Me: "Meh, several people have ties to Wilgy, and I guess motel room could be Kubrick"
Mac; "Hey bro just kidding I love you we're besties."
Me: "I'm not liking that so many people are OK with a motel room lynch"
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU CHEEKY BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE SATAN"

Paraphrasing reductionist case destruction courtesy of your resident championship winning scum.

I could pull quotes if you like.

My one civ read right now is FZ. And that is an unshakeable read. Everyone else is fair game.

b.b.b.b.but Juliets is confirmed town Rico?

[FZ.]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

Jesus I have to go man what question? I missed it. Sorry.

Wasn't it you who said HB hid behind juliets, so she's good?

[Matt]

Just looked at the polls, juliets votes with DH a staggering amount of times in lynches.

Lol. I don't think that means they're on a team, though. Derp.

[MacDougall]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

Jesus I have to go man what question? I missed it. Sorry.

Wasn't it you who said HB hid behind juliets, so she's good?

I was wrong.

[Ricochet]

Oh shit. Where's the popcorn eating smilie??? Someone make me some popcorn, DH and Mac are about to throw down!!!!

Yeah, don't even bother appearing civvie.

LET ME POST

You know nothing, go back to being dead. If civs lose I will entirely blame you.

I can't, they want me back in season 6.

[DharmaHelper]

Actually everyone else isn't fair game. MM is obviously neutral. inb4 Matt has an aneurysm.

[MacDougall]

Just looked at the polls, juliets votes with DH a staggering amount of times in lynches.

Lol. I don't think that means they're on a team, though. Derp.

No of course not you fucking pussy.

[FZ.]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

Jesus I have to go man what question? I missed it. Sorry.

Wasn't it you who said HB hid behind juliets, so she's good?

I was wrong.

Why aren't you wrong now?

[MacDougall]

Seriously guys can you put your votes on juliets. I want to see DH pretend not to care.

[FZ.]

Sorry, I have to follow DH.

[MacDougall]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

Jesus I have to go man what question? I missed it. Sorry.

Wasn't it you who said HB hid behind juliets, so she's good?

I was wrong.

Why aren't you wrong now?

I might be.

But I'm like very sure I am not.

I have the benefit of FURTHER EVIDENCE of them being teammates. Half my quotes have come from since I said that.

If you guys were going by what I said to consider her "confirmed town" we legit deserve to lose. I was speculating at best and I didn't even go back to the point.

[Ricochet]

Mac: "DH is my only civ read"
Me: " Hey you know, that Mac guy sure has some suspicious ties to Wilgy."
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU ARE TEAMMATES WITH JULIETS YOU COCKSUCKER"
Me: "Meh, several people have ties to Wilgy, and I guess motel room could be Kubrick"
Mac; "Hey bro just kidding I love you we're besties."
Me: "I'm not liking that so many people are OK with a motel room lynch"
Mac: "FUCK YOU YOU CHEEKY BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE SATAN"

Paraphrasing reductionist case destruction courtesy of your resident championship winning scum.

I could pull quotes if you like.

My one civ read right now is FZ. And that is an unshakeable read. Everyone else is fair game.

b.b.b.b.but Juliets is confirmed town Rico?

[MacDougall]

Sorry, I have to follow DH.

Whoever said it was Rico's fault is wrong, it's FZ's fault if we lose.

[MacDougall]

Fucks sake, why would I even come into this thread if I was scum. I had zero votes on me.

Y'all need fucking Jesus let me tell you.

Rico you better be analysing their interactions AND lack of interactions.

[Ricochet]

Can the baddies please stop using the "You know nothing Rico" card to get themselves out of trouble. And if by any chance I'm wrong, can you nevertheless get off your high horse riding a bear on a scuba on top of an eagle? K thanks.

[FZ.]

Mac, you didn't answer my question

Jesus I have to go man what question? I missed it. Sorry.

Wasn't it you who said HB hid behind juliets, so she's good?

I was wrong.

Why aren't you wrong now?

I might be.

But I'm like very sure I am not.

I have the benefit of FURTHER EVIDENCE of them being teammates. Half my quotes have come from since I said that.

If you guys were going by what I said to consider her "confirmed town" we legit deserve to lose. I was speculating at best and I didn't even go back to the point.

He's the only one who's delivered so far. You're just jumping from one person to the other. Last day you were sure I was bad. If you're not bad, I don't think you're doing any better than me.

[Ricochet]

Sorry, I have to follow DH.

Whoever said it was Rico's fault is wrong, it's FZ's fault if we lose.

Wrong about what?

Fucks sake, why would I even come into this thread if I was scum. I had zero votes on me.

Y'all need fucking Jesus let me tell you.

Rico you better be analysing their interactions AND lack of interactions.

Whose interactions?

[a2thezebra]

It gives me pause for sure. I've flip flopped my thoughts on every player still alive. And even flip flopped on our zombie brother.

You ain't the only one.

Honestly, I think it'd be really funny if Rico turned up bad, but I doubt that's the case.

ok i'm bad you can lynch me today

[DharmaHelper]

Can we all agree that had Sorsha been on the poll this would have been the quickest, quietest day on record?

[Marmot]

Can the baddies please stop using the "You know nothing Rico" card to get themselves out of trouble. And if by any chance I'm wrong, can you nevertheless get off your high horse riding a bear on a scuba on top of an eagle? K thanks.

BEARGLOVE!!!

Linki: I concur with that statement DH.

[MacDougall]

Can the baddies please stop using the "You know nothing Rico" card to get themselves out of trouble. And if by any chance I'm wrong, can you nevertheless get off your high horse riding a bear on a scuba on top of an eagle? K thanks.

It would probably help if you matter of factly stopped calling people baddies. You aren't DharmaHelper. It's not cute when you do it. Only he may do it.

See I may be his opponent right now. But what I love about DH is he plays the game without being a fucking sook.

[Ricochet]

Can the baddies please stop using the "You know nothing Rico" card to get themselves out of trouble. And if by any chance I'm wrong, can you nevertheless get off your high horse riding a bear on a scuba on top of an eagle? K thanks.

It would probably help if you matter of factly stopped calling people baddies. You aren't DharmaHelper. It's not cute when you do it. Only he may do it.

See I may be his opponent right now. But what I love about DH is he plays the game without being a fucking sook.

I think I can call Sorsha baddie since she scored bottom red on my ISO, mate. Like a Day phase ago.

[DharmaHelper]

Can the baddies please stop using the "You know nothing Rico" card to get themselves out of trouble. And if by any chance I'm wrong, can you nevertheless get off your high horse riding a bear on a scuba on top of an eagle? K thanks.

It would probably help if you matter of factly stopped calling people baddies. You aren't DharmaHelper. It's not cute when you do it. Only he may do it.

See I may be his opponent right now. But what I love about DH is he plays the game without being a fucking sook.

[Ricochet]

Can we all agree that had Sorsha been on the poll this would have been the quickest, quietest day on record?

No, it would have still lasted 24 hours.

[Ricochet]

Can we all agree that had Sorsha been on the poll this would have been the quickest, quietest day on record?

No, it would have still lasted 48 hours.

Derp.

[MacDougall]

DH is supatowning everybody, has zero votes on him and Motel Room is all but lynched. I think it's probably not that scary to consider I might be right and at least entertain what I am saying y'all. He won't bite. He's a nice boy.

[Ricochet]

DH is supatowning everybody, has zero votes on him and Motel Room is all but lynched. I think it's probably not that scary to consider I might be right and at least entertain what I am saying y'all. He won't bite. He's a nice boy.

DH didn't even endorse the motel lynch, so what's the connection?

[Draconus]

Oh shit. Where's the popcorn eating smilie??? Someone make me some popcorn, DH and Mac are about to throw down!!!!

Yeah, don't even bother appearing civvie.

LET ME POST

You know nothing, go back to being dead. If civs lose I will entirely blame you.

I can't, they want me back in season 6.

Don't know if this should be OT green, but this is my favorite post of the game

[DharmaHelper]

Rico is supatowning more people than I am.

[MacDougall]

How bout that DH defense of Lorab u guise. How bout dat DH come in and tell everyone on the Lorab wagon that y'all need Jesus.

I did that too, but you know I'm civ whereas he's not.

The evidence that he is scum is there. He's scum. He's genuinely scum HUNTED. But he scum. Lemme tell you dat much fo sho lyk.

[MacDougall]

Rico is supatowning more people than I am.

Dude you all sheepish and quiet. What happened?

Weren't you about to bring out the Mac attack? Come on dude. What's your case against me again? That I defended Wilgy? Yeah fuck your case.

[Marmot]

DH is supatowning everybody, has zero votes on him and Motel Room is all but lynched. I think it's probably not that scary to consider I might be right and at least entertain what I am saying y'all. He won't bite. He's a nice boy.

You scaring people again Mac?

T-minus 3 hours and 18 minutes.

[MacDougall]

DH is supatowning everybody, has zero votes on him and Motel Room is all but lynched. I think it's probably not that scary to consider I might be right and at least entertain what I am saying y'all. He won't bite. He's a nice boy.

You scaring people again Mac?

T-minus 3 hours and 18 minutes.

Yet again you fuck I am doing the opposite. DH is like Prince John, has all you peasants scared to tell each other of the stories of horror. He's been up in all yo husbands.

[Marmot]

Let the baddies hit the floor.