[DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Rachel Green · #201

I won't be around much during the day today, but I'll put in some late-night hours again tonight.

Phoebe Buffay · #202

That would be great. We need someone who doesn't work if they are American or can post from work if they are european.

Gunther · #203

Here's some "food for thought"- do you think that either 509 or 740 would be assigned a new prisoner number if the police arrest them again?

Saito · #204

Probably. Otherwise they'd be pardon magnets.

Phoebe Buffay · #205

Interesting question. I would bet they would be assigned a new number so we and the thread wouldn't recognize them. 509 would be especially recognizable in the thread.

Saito · #206

That or they'd be ineligible for parole

Phoebe Buffay · #207

yeah didnt think of that 277. It would make lots of sense. They would probably stop playing though.

Phoebe Buffay · #208

We're not allowed to talk about much in here are we. Surely we can find something. Do we have someone who can post through the afternoon?

Saito · #209

I'm here. I'm still going to advocate that the next prison break we pretty much ignore the actual suspects and lynch somebody just cuz

Phoebe Buffay · #210

Why are you thinking that 277? Just to mess with their game?

Saito · #211

Prisoner 208986 wrote:Why are you thinking that 277? Just to mess with their game?

They would have pardoned us if they cared!

Phoebe Buffay · #212

lol! They are likely not to vote for people who screw with their lynch though.

Phoebe Buffay · #213

I have to bow out for a bit. 277 you got this?

Saito · #214

I might

Phoebe Buffay · #215

I'm back but don't know for how long. We're waiting for a call and then we have to leave.

Gunther · #216

Never fear, dawg. Dr. E is on the case too. Word to your mother on that, yo. Too much? I heard that somewhere. Probably one of Scott's records.

Saito · #217

Back in a flash

Phoebe Buffay · #218

Nah , not too much. And thanks 813 for being around. I'll let you know when I have to leave.

Gunther · #219

How many wardens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Phoebe Buffay · #220

I don't know, how many?

Gunther · #221

Prisoner 208986 wrote:I don't know, how many?

No one knows, because they all just bark orders at each other instead of getting anything done. *puts pinkie to his mouth*

Phoebe Buffay · #222

Very good - if you think of another tell me.

Gunther · #223

Why did the warden cross the road?

Phoebe Buffay · #224

To get to the other side?

Gunther · #225

Prisoner 208986 wrote:To get to the other side?

Inwas going to say he would hassle some jaywalkers or loiterers but I guess that could work. That joke was probably half baked from the get-go.

Gunther · #226

If a warden falls over in the middle of the forest with no one around to hear it, does he make a sound?

Phoebe Buffay · #227

Half baked jokes are just fine.

linki with new joke: I'm going to say yes he would make a sound, just no recivers.

I wonder what Daisy and MP thought we would talk about in here since we can't talk about the main thread. There's got to be something we're supposed to be doing.

Gunther · #228

Prisoner 208986 wrote:Half baked jokes are just fine.

linki with new joke: I'm going to say yes he would make a sound, just no recivers.

I wonder what Daisy and MP thought we would talk about in here since we can't talk about the main thread. There's got to be something we're supposed to be doing.

How about we plot out which of the three unhelpful newbies we'll "shank" if we fail?

Phoebe Buffay · #229

Ok, have any of them done anything at all?

Gunther · #230

606 got us through the night and 331 made a few posts but the other three haven't contributed at all.

Saito · #231

Whats the scuttlebutt?

Phoebe Buffay · #232

Heres the updated list. I couldnt remember who was new. Pink is all of us who were original:

Prisoner 153930
Prisoner 208986
Prisoner 219747
Prisoner 277058
Prisoner 331347
Prisoner 413022
Prisoner 483934
Prisoner 606386
Prisoner 640326
Prisoner 650829
Prisoner 813142
Prisoner 920077

So we're looking at 153, 219, 483.

Phoebe Buffay · #233

Hi 277 we're talking about who to shank if we lose the contests this time.

Saito · #234

Prisoner 208986 wrote:Hi 277 we're talking about who to shank if we lose the contests this time.

One fish two fish dead fish new fish.

Saito · #235

My last meal today is some sloppy joe, potato salad, macaroni salad, and chips. Hmmm yummy.

Phoebe Buffay · #236

That does sound yummy. On another note, I'm sick of basketball.

Gunther · #237

640 also has not posted but he/she is one of us "original gangstas" and I was thinking we'd cut him some slack. Last hired, first fired, right?

Gunther · #238

Prisoner 208986 wrote:That does sound yummy. On another note, I'm sick of basketball.

I'd suggest we play hangman but that I thought that might be in poor taste.

Saito · #239

Prisoner 813142 wrote:
Prisoner 208986 wrote:That does sound yummy. On another note, I'm sick of basketball.
I'd suggest we play hangman but that I thought that might be in poor taste.

RIP BROOKS

Phoebe Buffay · #240

Well, if our newbies don't say or do anything then maybe we should just randomize between them.

Saito · #241

What if this is all some sick joke.

Phoebe Buffay · #242

That would be sick all right. Maybe we're part of some experiment on putting people together and giving them no info and not allowing them to talk about themselves.

Gunther · #243

Prisoner 277058 wrote:What if this is all some sick joke.

You know, your pessimism is starting to wear on me. If we didn't need to post every 30 minutes, I might be inclined to tell you to zip it.

Gunther · #244

Besides, letting the negative vibes of this prison get you down means letting the warden win the battle for your mind. Don't let that bugger win.

Saito · #245

Prisoner 813142 wrote:
Prisoner 277058 wrote:What if this is all some sick joke.
You know, your pessimism is starting to wear on me. If we didn't need to post every 30 minutes, I might be inclined to tell you to zip it.

Saito · #246

I just meant what if we dont actually have to post every 30 minutes. What if we've already accomplished the task?

Gunther · #247

Prisoner 277058 wrote:I just meant what if we dont actually have to post every 30 minutes. What if we've already accomplished the task?

So you want us to let the time run out? How'd that work in the hatch on Lost? Not well, hmm? Just keep your chin up and keep posting there sunshine.

Phoebe Buffay · #248

Lets talk about something happy!

Gunther · #249

Prisoner 208986 wrote:Lets talk about something happy!

Okay. What's one of the things you all look forward to doing if you can get out of here?

Phoebe Buffay · #250

Well, I look forward to just playing a normal game. I would have a lot to catch up on though.

You must post at least once every 30 minutes! Good luck!