[DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Gunther]

ginger all the way

Ginger seems more the type for a reformed evil genius. She's more refined. But perhaps my brother's influence is rubbing off on me, because now I say why not have both. A steamy island three-way would help take their minds off of the many times Gilligan's incompetence thwarted escape plans with reasonable expectations of success.

[Gunther]

And hell, the tropical climate and a diet of fresh fruit probably helped Lovie Howell regain some limberness. She can slather on some coconut oil and join the tryst too if she wants.

[Phoebe Buffay]

I would say it looks like enough of us though just a note to everyone I will be gone for breakfast (I'm visiting people) and then again for about an hour and a half. So I'd rather know there are people who will be here through the next 3 hours.

[Ned Flanders]

a threesome with two of the same gender

never

[Phoebe Buffay]

I wonder what our third challenge will be.

[Gunther]

I would say it looks like enough of us though just a note to everyone I will be gone for breakfast (I'm visiting people) and then again for about an hour and a half. So I'd rather know there are people who will be here through the next 3 hours.

I will be here until approximately 3:00 pm Eastern time today. I can't guarantee 10-minute intervals but I will generally be around.

Good thinking reactivating the "BUDDY" System, 208. Who else is around? Perhaps we could try to stagger posts- one person post on the 5's and another post on the 0's?

[Saito]

If its another posting challenge I'm telling you guys right now you can just shank me.

[Young Lady]

I'm here but at work so I'm not super duper reliable (no surprise there huh 606)

[Ned Flanders]

I'm here but at work so I'm not super duper reliable (no surprise there huh 606)

huh ???

youre weird

[Saito]

YEP

[Ned Flanders]

embrace your inner flagpole

see which one you salute

[Ned Flanders]

that principal needs to die

but you know who needs to die even more

the warden

and now xander is reading kerouac

pathetic fool

[Ned Flanders]

she was just being cordelia only even more so

[Ned Flanders]

somethingism

[Ned Flanders]

faith looks around

faith doesnt see buffy

faith fails at life

[Gunther]

*sigh*

I guess it comes to this then...

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

[Ned Flanders]

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall

[Young Lady]

I drank all the beer

[Ned Flanders]

fuck the council

why is that new watcher still alive

[Gunther]

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall

Sorry, 606. That's going to be how I get through the day. You have your Buffy comments, I'm going to use that tune.

The knock-knock jokes were getting old anyway.

[Ned Flanders]

were here were queer were all out of beer

were hunting deer for we have no fear

do you hear ?? do you hear ??

i hear cheers i hear jeers

i dont want you near

i just want your rear

[Ned Flanders]

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall

Sorry, 606. That's going to be how I get through the day. You have your Buffy comments, I'm going to use that tune.

The knock-knock jokes were getting old anyway.

why are you apologizing

i was joining you , even as a non-alcoholic

[Ned Flanders]

double o sunnydale

[Ned Flanders]

hey come on nobody says double zero seven

everyone says double o seven

[Phoebe Buffay]

did we miss a window?

[Gunther]

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall

[Phoebe Buffay]

No, sorry I missed a bunch of posts

[Ned Flanders]

813 what the FUCK

[Saito]

48 hourssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Ned Flanders]

you go oz , smash that shit

[Ned Flanders]

a telekinetic pencil comes in handy when you want to stake a bitch

[Gunther]

97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
96 bottles of beer on the wall

[Ned Flanders]

im so mad at you 813

i wanted to participate

and you shut me out

how could you

[Phoebe Buffay]

Just posting - soon i am going to the grocery store and pharmacy.

[Ned Flanders]

rock on

[Gunther]

im so mad at you 813

i wanted to participate

and you shut me out

how could you

Operation IVY for life. Now then...


96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
95 bottles of beer on the wall

[Ned Flanders]

ill give you one more chance to accept me

95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
94 bottles of beer on the wall

[Ned Flanders]

buffy and willow , awwwwwww

heartwarming to the nth degree

[Ned Flanders]

big stupid evil guy

[Young Lady]

R

[Phoebe Buffay]

whats the R for 640?

[Gunther]

Take some time off, 606. Let Dr. Evil take over for a while.

95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
94 bottles of beer on the wall

[Phoebe Buffay]

Ok I have to get ready and go run my errands now. 813 I know you're here - I hope someone else is as well.

[Ned Flanders]

Take some time off, 606. Let Dr. Evil take over for a while.

95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
94 bottles of beer on the wall

i dont know why you hate me so much

but okay

jerk

[Ned Flanders]

keep on demonstrating to the warden what an idiot he is with your perseverance , ladies and gents

ill be taking some time off

good day

[Gunther]

94 bottles of beer on the wall
94 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
93 bottles of beer on the wall

[Young Lady]

Hello 813

[Gunther]

93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
92 bottles of beer on the wall

Greetings, 640.

[Young Lady]

Are you really gonna go down to 0

[Gunther]

92 bottles of beer on the wall
92 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
91 bottles of beer on the wall

Yes