[DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Young Lady]

You should make a script that post every 10 minutes

[Operator]

I'm here. I'm getting coffee. I'm free till roughly 6 pm est then I have an errand and I'll be back.

Setting the timer on my phone every 8 minutes seemed to help. So I'll prolly do that again.

Unless we all have like - ya know - a conversation.

Just don't ask me to pick the topic.

[Gunther]

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[Young Lady]

We're talking about beer 413. What's your favorite

[Operator]

now that is something I can talk about. I'm taken most recently with laguinitas.

Specificly their little sumpin' sumpin' - I think it might be the most perfect beer ever made.

What do you like 640? 813? I mean - if you wanna take a break from the song....

[Gunther]

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My adoptive parents were Belgian, so I enjoy Mouten Kop and Stella Artois

[Operator]

Those are both fine beers as well. Admittedly for a long tme in my life I was more obsessive about wine than beer, but I've recently developed quite an appreciation for brewing beer.

[Young Lady]

I like Brugse Zot, Blanche de Bruxelles and many more.

Standard beers I prefer Hertog Jan or Jupiler

[Operator]

sweet 640 - I am unfamiliar with all of those. Are they ales? loggers?

It's always nice to have new names to check out when I'm at the booze store.

[Gunther]

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[Gunther]

sweet 640 - I am unfamiliar with all of those. Are they ales? loggers?

It's always nice to have new names to check out when I'm at the booze store.

Lager, not logger

[Operator]

still on my first cup of coffee. But thank you for the correction.

[Gunther]

It comes from the German verb 'lagen,' which means to lie down or rest. The batch is left to sit and mature after brewing.

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[Operator]

I do like some etymology. Helps wake the brain up and all. Thank you!

[Young Lady]

I dunno what they are. I don't know if they'll have them at your beershop either

[Operator]

Chances are good - the "good" beer shop has a pretty impressive collection. I'm sure I couldn't find them at the local grocery, but the booze specialty places are pretty amazing in their ability to carry hard to get wine, beer, and spirits.

It's totally worth adding to the list next time I'm there though, so thank you!

[Gunther]

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Beer joke:

What do American beers have in common with having sex in a canoe?

[Operator]

It's like fucking water.

That's changing though in lots of ways.

[Rachel Green]

Ba doom ching

[Operator]

or rather fucking near water.

Sorry still getting the ole thinker reved up...

[Operator]

catching up on Sherlock while I'm posting too. Yay multi-tasking!

[Gunther]

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It's an old joke. Not surprised you got the answer.

[Young Lady]

You can add rochefort, wieckse witte, la chouffe and koninck to your list then.

[Operator]

813 - I'm old. I only get old things. The things that kids these days are into go right over my head.

640 - Thanks!

[Rachel Green]

What up, boys? We've managed the challenge, so far? You guys are awesome!

[Operator]

so far so good 920- glad to have you on board! Many hands make for easier posting.

[Gunther]

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[Rachel Green]

so far so good 920- glad to have you on board! Many hands make for easier posting.

Yeah, I've had these posting challenges land right on my big run of long shifts... I haven't been around much, sadly.

[Operator]

It's understandable, I would have been no help if this thing started on thursday. As it is, I've had time off and very little plans.

[Saito]

I'll be around to ease the load in a few hours.

[Operator]

see ya in a few 277!

[Gunther]

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[Phoebe Buffay]

my errand running has been postponsed

[Operator]

we are happy to have you 208!!

[Young Lady]

Welcome 208!!!!!

[Phoebe Buffay]

once i get these errands run i should be available all afternoon/evening

[Operator]

rock and roll 208!

[Gunther]

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[Phoebe Buffay]

ok finally, its time to do my errands. will be back as soon as possible

[Operator]

see ya in a bit 208

[Gunther]

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[Young Lady]

I will buy you a beer if you make it to 0

[Operator]

I will admit - I'm oddly fascinated as to whether or not he will make it down to 0 in one sitting.

Also - I never did get to the end so I don't know how the song ends.

[Young Lady]

Assuming an average of 8 minutes, it will take him almost 11 more hours to complete.

Good luck with that.

[Operator]

now that's just crazy talk bring math and logic into my speculation.

[Gunther]

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[Young Lady]

Ok I won't

[Operator]

speaking of crazy talk, I've now done the unthinkable.

I'm on webmd. I'm pretty sure I will have diagnosed myself with everything in about 10 minutes.

lol - 640 - feel free to do as you wish. My comment was more directed toward my state of non logic and math than it was toward your comment.

[Young Lady]

I know bro. I'm just looking for excuses to make a post

[Gunther]

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I'll just pick up tomorrow where I leave off today, whenever that is.