[DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Operator]

Ok - so basicly I have either a b12 deficiency or diabetes or morton's neuroma (which actually, a peditatrist did say he believed I had like 10+ years ago). good to know. I guess it's time to start taking my vitamins.

fair enough - I am talking about the numb top of my foot - and whether or not I'm going to die.

Mostly, I'm sure that my odds of dying are going to increase significantly the longer I'm on webmd.

[Young Lady]

My offer to buy you a beer only stands if you finish it in one go.

[Operator]

ok - so I'm fairly sure that it's the neuroma causing the numbness. The sharp pains only happen if I try to wear the wrong shoes. The numbness could easily be a side effect of it due to the long hours I spend on my feet.

It's just weird, because only the top of the foot has numbness not the bottom. But the area does fit exactly where neuroma's most often occur.

Still pretty sure I'm going to die though.

[Gunther]

79 bottles of beer on the wall
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WebMD ultimately tells you that you've got symptoms of a heart attack, a stroke, or cancer and you need to seek medical assistance right NOW!!!1!

We'll probably never meet in real life, 640, so I'm not in it for the beer.

[Young Lady]

What if you're already deas and this prison is your hell?

[Operator]

sadly, if I'm already dead, I'm pretty sure this is the reprise from the torture to remind me how pleasant life was. I will return to hell again tomorrow.

I've gone full blown crazy now though - just loaded the spoiler discussion on galafray base. You know who is more crazy and obssesive than LOST fans? Dr. Who fans. True story.

[Young Lady]

Yeah that's a fucking terrible idea.

The only fanbase even worse is Supernaturals fanbase, who would probably kill the showrunners for real if they did anything they don't like.

[Gunther]

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Frankly, if we make it through this challenge, I think the hosts will owe us all a frickin' winners badge for it.

Hell is who you're with, so.....

[Young Lady]

Yeah this challenge is easily the worst. It's really easy to lose focus for ten minutes. You need two people here all the time to have a shot.

[Operator]

The alarm on the phone helped me tons through my solo bit.

And - I fear Supernatural fans. (Even though I love the show.) Those kids are scary.

[Gunther]

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[Operator]

gonna be time to start the 8 minute power naps soon. lol.

[Gunther]

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[Phoebe Buffay]

I'm back - 813 whatcha going to do when you run out of those bottles?

[Young Lady]

You skipped a number

[Operator]

welcome back 208

[Gunther]

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I'm back - 813 whatcha going to do when you run out of those bottles?

I'm going to have to use the restroom for a long time.

[Phoebe Buffay]

thank you 413!

[Operator]

how was the errand running?

More exciting than catching up with crazy dr who fans?

[Gunther]

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[Phoebe Buffay]

Well, the first exciting thing that happened was I ran into raspberry peeps on my way to the pharmacy.

Then, the next exciting thing was my prescription which was only $2.00. It was $15.00 las year.

Finally, we got to the grocery store and realized we didn't need anything.

An voila, there is my shopping trip.

[Young Lady]

Holy shit your day has been awesome 208

[Phoebe Buffay]

It was as awesome as awesome sauce.

[Gunther]

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[Operator]

you still got stuff at the grocery though right? I swear I can't walk in that place without dropping at least 20 dollars....

Also - I am intrigued by raspberry peeps. Did you get any?

Cadburry is my favorite of the Easter candies. The cream eggs and the hard candy shell eggs with chocolate in the middle. I see they had white chocolate ones this year. Can't wait for my day after Easter candy shopping spree!

[Gunther]

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I think the blue peeps and bunnies look like they're suffocating.

[Young Lady]

Almost 1/3 of the way there!

[Phoebe Buffay]

I got a pork bowl and some cough drops at the grocery store. They were the only two things I could find. That has never happened to me at the grocery store.

As far as the raspberry peeps, of course I ate them right away. They were good while I was eating them but they've left a funny taste in my mouth. I think I prefer the regular ones (Target was out of those).

Cadbury of course is the creme de la creme of easter candy. Mmmm. I'm envious of you going candy shopping the day after easter. I only allow myself one package of three peeps or I would gain 20 lbs at easter.

[Operator]

yea! we can do it!! yes we can!!

linki - 208. I have little regard for my health. I have aweful habits I'm not inclined to break anytime soon. Do not envy me.

But thanks for the heads up on the raspberry peeps. I will stick to the regular ones!

[Gunther]

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[Young Lady]

Lies 208 I saw you eating all that chocolate the other day

[Gunther]

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I'm pretty sure we hit the 1/3 mark a few hours ago

[Phoebe Buffay]

I saw you trying to spy on me 640 and I pretended to eat the chocolate.

[Operator]

woot 8 minute power naps!

[Young Lady]

I meant your 1/3 mark 813

[Gunther]

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If that wasn't chocolate, then what was that brown stuff you were putting in your mouth?

I meant your 1/3 mark 813

Got it.

[Phoebe Buffay]

813 you are just as bad as 640. I wasn't putting brown stuff in my mouth, I was pretending. You really have to be careful around 640.

[Operator]

post

[Gunther]

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[Phoebe Buffay]

New picture out for another suspect wanted for planning Brussels and Paris attacks. Fresh off my twitter.

[Gunther]

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640 isn't so bad. You just have to make sure to keep lighters and matches away from him/her.

[Operator]

post -

you guys be ok for like an hour so I can take a proper nap?

8 minutes at a time isn't cutting it.

[Phoebe Buffay]

The British allowed the public to name a boat (research vessel) and they named it "Boaty McBoatface". At least we're not the only dumb population.

[Phoebe Buffay]

EBWOP: also from my twitter

[Operator]

I sometimes call my cat fatty mcstupid. I'm almost as smart as the british! yea baby!

[Gunther]

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[Operator]

ok - since no one answered, I'm gonna nap for an hour. I take it you all got this for a few.

[Phoebe Buffay]

I'm sorry I didn't know you wanted an answer!

[Young Lady]

No 413 you can't leave!

[Phoebe Buffay]

When he/she comes back I'm taking my nap.