[DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Gunther]

39 bottles of beer on the wall
39 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
38 bottles of beer on the wall

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

[Young Lady]

Thanks

[Phoebe Buffay]

Trump says we should nuke isis. From CNN.

[Young Lady]

Nuke Trump instead

[Phoebe Buffay]

no 813 you're the hero. Did 413 return from his nap yet? Or was that someone else?

I agree 640.

[Gunther]

38 bottles of beer on the wall
38 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
37 bottles of beer on the wall

I was quoting that "Wind beneath my wings" song. No heroes here, just jailbirds. #thuglife

[Young Lady]

Why does nobody think I'm a hero

[Phoebe Buffay]

Aww you're a hero too 640.

[Gunther]

37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
36 bottles of beer on the wall

Cheer up, 640. Everyone is a hero to somebody.

[Phoebe Buffay]

It will be fun to find out who people are that helped with this challenge.

[Gunther]

36 bottles of beer on the wall
36 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
35 bottles of beer on the wall

I can give you a post count for yesterday but you'll have to wait until later tonight.

[Young Lady]

It feels like only half of us are actually helping

[Phoebe Buffay]

Ah, you're keeping track of it - good.

[Gunther]

35 bottles of beer on the wall
35 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
34 bottles of beer on the wall

I took a screenshot when our sock-faced host announced that we were successful. I added it to my notes.

[Young Lady]

You can just check the posts in this thread to see who has helped with this particular challenge

[Phoebe Buffay]

813 you should take a break.

[Gunther]

34 bottles of beer on the wall
34 bottles of beer
you take one down
pass it around
33 bottles of beer on the wall

Okay, I'm 2/3 finished. I 'll pick this back up in a few hours. Until then, keep this thing going, people! We can do this. Maybe after all this hard work the Warden will give us something simpler, sillier and fun for Day 8.

[Young Lady]

[Phoebe Buffay]

Yes lets hope so.

[Young Lady]

For tomorrow: One post every minute

[Phoebe Buffay]

I would just die.

[Young Lady]

It would fail

[Saito]

Hark tis I

[Phoebe Buffay]

Well it's close to time so I'll post.

[Young Lady]

[Phoebe Buffay]

hi 277!

[Young Lady]

[Phoebe Buffay]

A-Rod is retiring after 2017 season. Twitter.

[Young Lady]

I'll be going now. I'm leaving the thread in your capable hands 208. Good luck.

[Phoebe Buffay]

ok i think 277 is here too.

[Phoebe Buffay]

gun rights activist who's kid shot her by mistake could go to jail for creating an unsafe situation with a loaded gun in reach of a toddler.

[Snapshot]

For tomorrow: One post every minute

Don't give them any ideas.

[Phoebe Buffay]

oh, 126 is here! welcome 126!

[Phoebe Buffay]

Well,, maybe not. Is anyone else here?

[Phoebe Buffay]

The entire Kentucky baskeball team is putting their names into the draft.

[Saito]

A-Rod is retiring after 2017 season. Twitter.

He's got a future in pharmaceuticals

[Phoebe Buffay]

Hahahaha you are right

[Phoebe Buffay]

Denvers airport is closed indefinitely due to a blizzard. source: facebook

[Snapshot]

oh, 126 is here! welcome 126!

Hi and thanks, I need to leave very briefly but will be back before 6 Central and can stick around a bit at that time.

[Phoebe Buffay]

oh, 126 is here! welcome 126!

Hi and thanks, I need to leave very briefly but will be back before 6 Central and can stick around a bit at that time.

Ok cool!

[Phoebe Buffay]

Theres been nothing good on my twitter or facebook in the last 10 minutes. Sorry.

[Saito]

Well that is a shame.

[Phoebe Buffay]

My parents tv set is stuck on the news. Stuck because that is where they want it. I've seen those bombers a gillion times now and I still don't know which bombed what. All I know is white jacket man is still at large - I think. I saw one thing that said he was dead but that was twitter.

[Operator]

I'm back guys - sorry - my nap lasted longer than I thought it would, but my errand is done and I'm in for the long haul till roughly 2 am EST.

Also - I almost died like 6 times during my errand.
It's dangerous out there!


Also also - I mayormaynot have gotten a cadburry cream egg because of the easter candy discussion earlier. It was a 1.39 - what the hell?????

[Phoebe Buffay]

Oh NOW I see - there are four of them not three. 2 suicide bombers, one bombmaker all who died and then the light jacket guy.

linki - yum good for you - just one egg wont hurt.

[Phoebe Buffay]

How did you almost die 413?

[Operator]

post -

wrong turn lane 208.

Then I forgot to say thank you to the dude at the gas station who held the door open for me. Then I kept typing my pin in wrong and almost locked my bank card up - then I went to the wrong car leaving the gas station.

I needed that soda.

OMG - I'm happy to be back here where it's mostly safe.

[Phoebe Buffay]

oh geez 413 you really did have a bad afternoon.

[Operator]

post -


It was just one really bad half hour. Now I'm back to the saftey of my house for the day. Dinner is in the crock pot and will be done in 8 hours and life is good.

[Phoebe Buffay]

They are making a movie about Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. Wonder why it took so long.