Would you rather - -

[S~V~S]

Rock and a hard place there. Having been to both I will say Texas as I have family there.

Super bored or super scared?

[Marmot]

Super scared, I'm not a fan of boredom.

Bears or homeless people picking through your garbage?

[Epignosis]

Homeless people.

Would you rather a soldier under Alexander the Great or Hannibal Barca?

[Golden]

Homeless people.

Would you rather a soldier under Alexander the Great or Hannibal Barca?

Hannibal. Riding elephants and all that.

Nightkill MP or SVS?

[S~V~S]

MP

Silence or insanify?

[Epignosis]

Insanify is more fun.

Would you rather have to go without brushing your teeth or showering for a month?

[S~V~S]

Showering.

Older used luxury or new economy car?

[Epignosis]

New economy car. I'm a practical guy.

Would you rather enjoy a meal prepared by Rachel Ray or Robert Irvine?

[Marmot]

I'd rather cook for myself, but given the choice, I guess Robert.


Would you rather wear suspenders or overalls?

[Epignosis]

Suspenders.

Would you rather be a lamia or a minotaur?

[S~V~S]

Thats a hard one; the Minotaur would be more "socially acceptable". Perhaps only marginally so, but Lamia being a child eating demon is pretty awful. On a personal level, I sympathize with the Minotaur more, being the child of a beast and a crazy beast loving Mom myself. And Lamia was not the innocent victim of other peoples lusts, as was the Minotaur. Her lovers wife caught her

So I would say Minotaur.

Overthink things, or go by instinct?

[Bubbles]

instinct

rather have your cake or eat it?

[S~V~S]

Eat it.

Learn something for financial enrichment, or self enrichment?

[Marmot]

Self enrichment

Would you rather have a painting on your wall that is 8 feet by 8 feet, or 6 inches by 6 inches in dimensions?

[S~V~S]

6" x 6"

Giant art belongs in churches & museums, not my house.

Museum of Art or Museum of Natural History?

[Epignosis]

Natural Science history.

French dip or Reuben?

[S~V~S]

I'm vegetarian, but before, it definitely was French Dip.

King David or King Solomon?

[indiglo]

King David. His wicked music playing could use a good vocalist.


Regular potato or sweet potato?

[S~V~S]

Regular, I have never cared for sweet potatoes or yams.

Talking dogs or talking cats?

[Epignosis]

Regular, I have never cared for sweet potatoes or yams.

Talking dogs or talking cats?

That's like asking if I would rather listen to Homer or Patty and Selma.

Give me talking dogs any day.

Mario or Luigi?

[S~V~S]

I have no clue? And the dog cat thing, cats would probably be nastier, more snide. They might be more interesting to talk to.

Um, Luigi, I guess. My cousin married a man named Mario, and he was an asshole to her.

Trapped on an uncharted island; would you rather be with a hard working mute, or a lazy person who was an amazing conversationalist?

[indiglo]

Hard working mute. (I can talk enough for at least 2 people, lol) (I agree with the talking dogs too, I don't think I really want to hear what kind of shit my cat would say to me. )


Dark chocolate or white chocolate?

[Marmot]

Dark chocolate. Sometimes I like white chocolate, but dark is the way to go.

In the summer, do you prefer to have the window cracked for a breeze, or the AC on while you sleep at night?

[Epignosis]

AC. If it ain't cold, I ain't sleeping.

Be Mario or Luigi?

[S~V~S]

Get another question, lol.

Luigi. Mario is a dick.

Would YOU rather be Mario or Luigi?

[Epignosis]

Get another question, lol.

Luigi. Mario is a dick.

Would YOU rather be Mario or Luigi?

That was a slightly different question.

Luigi. Always liked him better.

Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy?

[S~V~S]

Hard one. But Dostoyevsky. I found The Brothers & Crime/Punishment more accessible in general. Dostoyevsky seemed more intimate to me than Tolstoy, with the exception of Anna Karenina, which was my intro to the Russians. I struggled through War & Peace several times before I finally finished it.

Artists; Dutch Masters or Italian Renaissance Masters?

[Epignosis]

Specifically, I like the Dutch portraits more, but in general, I prefer the Italian works; I especially like the ethnocentric religious scenes.

A large desk or a small one?

[S~V~S]

Small. I used to have a big desk, then I moved to a small apartment and got a secretary, and I just love it.

Blue ink pens or black ink pens?

[Epignosis]

Small. I used to have a big desk, then I moved to a small apartment and got a secretary, and I just love it.

Blue ink pens or black ink pens?

In general, blue, unless it's a formal document (like a tax return). At work I use four different colors: Black is for paperwork and general use, blue is for grading tests, green is for marking up papers, and red is "You cheated or plagiarized, ya dingus. No credit."

Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock?

[S~V~S]

Dave Chappelle, didn't even have to think.

Desktop or Laptop?

[Ricochet]

Laptop. The whole family hasn't worked at a desktop probably since the 2000s.

Debussy or Ravel?

[S~V~S]

Ravel. Debussy is too fussy.

Nina Simone or Etta James

[Epignosis]

Ravel. Debussy is too fussy.

Nina Simone or Etta James

James for her voice, Simone for her attitude. I like "Mississippi Goddam."

Ride a roller coaster or go skydiving?

[S~V~S]

Skydiving. I have done both & skydiving is more exciting and less nausea inducing.

Bungee jump or watch others bungee jump?

[Epignosis]

Spectate.

Be born on Christmas Day or February 29th?

[S~V~S]

Ha ha ha ha ha, Definitely Christmas. 2/29 is a bad luck day for my family. My Mom passed on Leap Day, and my brother both met & married the witch who ruined his life (all in different years).

Would you rather have been born where you were, or would you rather have grown up in a different place?

[Epignosis]

I'm happy with where I was born, even if it was never ideal.

Manage a rambunctious and hedonistic but highly successful heavy metal band or manage a struggling but self-restrained Christian boy band?

[S~V~S]

Hedonism FTW.

A comfortable lifetime of quiet reflection in a small home with no money to travel, or a stressful, but highly lucrative, international lifestyle?

[Epignosis]

I'll take what I've known the longest: The quiet, humble life.

Marble or granite countertops?

[S~V~S]

Marble

Luxury cars; British or German?

[Epignosis]

Marble

Luxury cars; British or German?

While the Rolls-Royce has better name recognition, I think the new ones are stuffy in appearance. Give me a Maybach. So German.

Have dinner with Frederick Douglass or Harriet Tubman?

[S~V~S]

Harriet Tubman. He was probably a better speaker, but she was boots on the ground.

Would you rather have pets & a messy, hairy house, or no pets, and a clean fur free home?

[Epignosis]

No animals. I have learned to value utmost cleanliness (thank you Eloh ).

Autocratically choose the weather for a month or have the weather controlled by daily popular vote for a year?

[S~V~S]

Autocratically; those monsters would have a year of 85 degrees when 75 is actually the perfect temperature.

Walls painted white, or walls painted other colors?

[Epignosis]

Other colors.

Have a chance of winning ten million dollars if you came in the top ten of a NASCAR race or if you beat Ronda Rousey in a mixed-martial arts bout?

[Ricochet]

Both impossible, but I'll take Ronda. It seems she can have her off days, as opposed to the wall in which I'd smash to bits with a car.

Me as a host or as a player?

[S~V~S]

Host. I have never played a game you hosted, but I insanely look forward to it. EST was amazing to watch.

Role checker; best role or worst role?

[indiglo]

Best if you're town, worst if you're scum. But seriously, I think if you have a role checker, it should be tempered with the possibility of false information. Otherwise, where's the skill, ya know? It's too much info.




Be on live television, or on live radio?

[S~V~S]

Radio; I'm camera shy.

Arts or Sciences?