[END] Futurama Mafia

[Celeste]

Can I get a hooker bot in here already?

[Julinook]

After due reconsideration of the current ongoing situation I have elected to change my vote to Nibbler.

[Chuck]

After due reconsideration of the current ongoing situation I have elected to change my vote to Nibbler.

You went from having no desire to move your vote off of Zapp to suddenly voting me after I get a second vote with no reasoning. This makes no sense and causes my third eye to twitch. Are you trying to save Zapp for some reason? The person who you didn't want to move your vote off of until you saw an opportunity to get me lynched instead of him? A person you heavily suspected? Hmmmmmm

[Lunatella]

I've had a very bad day today and where I'm from that's saying something.

Will the three damned explain why they should not be damned more?

[Spooky Ghost]

Eugh! Why you people would ever want to lynch a handsome, heroic space captain like myself is beyond all reasoning!

Ah, well. Let it be known that the valiant Zapp Brannigan tried his best, even if he was doomed from the start. All that's left to do is for the captain to go down with his ship. Farewell, Kif!

That's uncharacteristically noble of you, sir.

No, it's incredibly noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain!

Remember folks, you're after the space captain to begin wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith!!

[Spooky Ghost]

W-wait, captain, come back!

Ohhhhhh dear. I'm not Zapp Brannigan, people. Please don't kill me.

[Lunatella]

I see Fry wants to fry Zapp without reason. Maybe Fry should be zapped!

[Grand Scheme]

Oh my god I'm really in the future! I missed the day 1 voting phase and it's already day 2!

I'm going to find out who did this to Leela.

Also there is no way Robot Mafia isn't Mafia. Is there?

Wot makes ya say dat, Fry?

You seem eager to agree with the assertion that I am responsible for our misfortune. I do not like your behavior to this point, Hermes Conrad.

I didn't agree, mon! I just asked why. Chill out, mebee try some reefah!

There we go! Now, I want to talk about this Zapp Brannigan. He claimed to vote for the Robot Mafia to save Amy, even though the arithmetic made no contribution to her safety. If he truly believed in Amy's innocence—well, in terms of the explosion, anyway—why didn't he vote for Nibbler, which would have kept her out of the lead? All bluster and no action, this one. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

We had not even computed the space captain's vote for us as we were more concerned with the Robot Devil's preposterous accusations around the same time, but upon retroactive examination your point appears valid. Brannigan's vote did nothing except for keep him away from the real activity that was going on. This does not compute.

Egad, you monsters killed the only beautiful woman left in this party! Now it's a veritable sausage fest.

I voted for that fat machine and his not-sexy friends because it's my job as the heroic space captain to save the babe! I mean day!

I of course knew Amy was innocent all along! Never a doubt had crossed my mind. That was a given! The bigger question is, why are you quacks so quick to throw around the blame?

I don't like that small monkey-looking thing at all to begin with! Truthfully, he was next on my list of things to be eradicated by my mighty spaceship! Kif, quick! Give me a reason to vote for this Nibbler creature that doesn't look like blatantly covering my tail!

Wait wait wait! So Robot Mafia, you be agreein' wit de professah now? Two hours aftah he posted dat point, you called him out fah not contributin' to de discussion. Which is it?

And Zapp, if yah were so sure Amy was innocent, why didn't yah tie da vote when yah had de chance? I tink dat's baloney.

Oh I'm sorry, I had not realized processing new information was a violation of the terms and conditions. I will go back to blindly accusing everyone for being suspiciously quiet now.

But de-ah was no new infahmation between when you said de Professah wasn't contributin' and when you agreed wit him! Dis was what he contributed! My point was, it doesn't count two hours aftah it's posted, but suddenly it does when you decide it does?

Yah tone is also ovahly dismissive and yah sarcasm is neithah warranted nor appreciated. Yah dismissed mah point witout addin' anythin' furthah to de discussion. I tink dis robot has a screw loose, mon! *votes dah robots*

[Golf]

I don't trust any of the votes on the Robot Mafia. I think Hermes is trying to make a mountain of a molehill from the Robot Mafia's response without my patented Mountain Maker, which is a clear mistake. I'll stick with my brain-gut and vote Zapp!

[Lunatella]

I don't trust any of the votes on the Robot Mafia. I think Hermes is trying to make a mountain of a molehill from the Robot Mafia's response without my patented Mountain Maker, which is a clear mistake. I'll stick with my brain-gut and vote Zapp!

Speaking in defense of the bastard that never had the coconuts to take my deal?

[Lunatella]

Robot Mafia! Your crimes include bootlegging, murder, racketeering, shooting a porno without the use of a condom in LA, and worst of all..............TAX EVASION!

[Tangrowth]

Day 2

Spoiler: show

Zapp Brannigan has been lynched.

He was agleaminranks and a Mafia Goon.

It is now Night 2.

You have 27 hours to send in your PMs.

Note that I am extending this period by three hours. This means that Night 2 will end at 10:00PM EST instead of 7:00. I apologize for the change in time but this will be a better time for me going forward and I have to pick up my wife from Austin airport tomorrow and won't be able to make the normal time. Thanks for understanding!

[Tangrowth]

DAY 2 FINAL VOTE TALLY

Who is practicin' their stabbin'?

Poll ended at Sat May 07, 2016 6:01:35 pm


Bender
0
No votes

Calculon
0
No votes

Dr. Zoidberg
0
No votes

Fry
0
No votes

Hermes Conrad
0
No votes

Morbo
0
No votes

Nibbler
3
Scruffy (13), Bender (15), Robot Mafia (16) 14%

Professor Farnsworth
0
No votes

Richard Nixon's Head
0
No votes

Robot Devil
0
No votes

Robot Mafia
5
Richard Nixon's Head (4), Dr. Zoidberg (11), Zapp Brannigan (12), Hermes Conrad (19), Robot Devil (21) 24%

Scruffy
0
No votes

Zapp Brannigan
5
Nibbler (7), Morbo (8), Calculon (9), Fry (18), Professor Farnsworth (20) 24%

*Unvote*
0
No votes

*No Lynch*
0
No votes

Roberto (hosts, non-players, deadies only)
8
MovingPictures07 (1), nijuukyugou (2), S~V~S (3), ika (5), JaggedJimmyJay (6), Scotty (10), juliets (14), Bubbles (17) 38%

Total votes : 21

Missing votes: N/A

[Tangrowth]

Night 2

Spoiler: show

Robot Mafia has been killed.

He was Sloonei and a Vanilla Townie.

It is now Day 3. You may now post.

You have 48 hours to lynch a meatbag, robot, or alien.

[Julinook]

These filthy scabs show me great disrespect with this successful attempt on my life. Get 'em, Clamps.

... Clamps? Clamps!?

[Nicol Bolas]

Hooray, I'm alive!

Friends, I will be the first to admit that the way I went around my vote yesterday did, in hindsight look quite terrible. I was going to suggest that I redeem myself by exploring the relationship between Zapp and the robot mafia to refresh my thoughts on the robot mafia, but that's not happening.

Instead, I'm going to try and understand why the person who tied for the lynch yesterday was killed just now, and I'll give my thoughts on that when I can.

[Tangrowth]

All posts have been updated. Feel free to view the player list or the story.

[Nicol Bolas]

-lights pipe-

Friends, I'm starting us off with a vote for Robot Devil

He is looking to be the most viable choice to me right now. I cannot understand this post:

Robot Mafia chose to question me instead of accepting my deal.

This was on Day 1, and I cannot see any reason why asking questions in response to the deal he proposed could be worth such a weakly justified vote. Yes, it was Day 1, but even as far as Day 1 goes I think there was better logic to follow. He never addressed the majority of votes which says to me that he has his own agenda. He and Zapp both voted together here, as well.

I see Fry wants to fry Zapp without reason. Maybe Fry should be zapped!

A weak defence for Zapp here which gives off the impression that he's suggesting suspicion of Fry because he saw Zapp as bad. Why was Zapp worth this defence, Robot Devil?

But Fry didn't post his vote or any justification in the thread, so I would also like to know what made my friend Fry see Zapp as suspicious.


Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

-eats pipe-

[Chuck]

Robot Mafia! Your crimes include bootlegging, murder, racketeering, shooting a porno without the use of a condom in LA, and worst of all..............TAX EVASION!

This vote was made (on confirmed town) right before Zapp (confrimed scum) was lynched. I need to hear a lot more from Robot Devil.

Robot Devil


Also, I'd like to compliment both Zapp and Robot Mafia for excellent role play!!

[Richard Nixon's Head]

That lynch was more interesting than the 1968 election cycle, and he night kill was less interesting than the 2180 election cycle. We all remember the tyranny of Bill Clinton's Head. We all know the election was rigged in his favor that year.

Robot Mafia! Your crimes include bootlegging, murder, racketeering, shooting a porno without the use of a condom in LA, and worst of all..............TAX EVASION!

This vote was made (on confirmed town) right before Zapp (confrimed scum) was lynched. I need to hear a lot more from Robot Devil.

Robot Devil


Also, I'd like to compliment both Zapp and Robot Mafia for excellent role play!!

I support these early votes for robotic perpetrators of violence, and the devil definitely classifies. This is how Zapp Branigsn was captured, and I can see that his vote could be seen as a glaring defense. I am voting Robot Devil and ask him to be judged by the cloud court for his actions, not his words. He is a crook, unlike me. (On a side note- vote Nixon in this year's election cycle and we'll make this country great again.)

Arooooooooooo

[Golf]

I don't trust any of the votes on the Robot Mafia. I think Hermes is trying to make a mountain of a molehill from the Robot Mafia's response without my patented Mountain Maker, which is a clear mistake. I'll stick with my brain-gut and vote Zapp!

Speaking in defense of the bastard that never had the coconuts to take my deal?

Why, the Robot Devil took umbrage with my vote on the scoundrel as well! You have some explaining to do, sir.

But despite the good news, everyone, that we lynched Zapp, we wouldn't have even had a tie without the early votes on the Robot Mafia from Nixon and Dr. Zoidberg. I notice they're leading the charge against the Robot Devil this time around. They were wrong then, so could they be wrong now?

[Saito]

Hmm... Captain only mentioned afew names... Nixon was amongst them.

[Richard Nixon's Head]

Hmm... Captain only mentioned afew names... Nixon was amongst them.

Aren't you the guy that mops my Oval Office?

Agnew! Agnew! We need a much more thorough vetting process L with our janitorial staff.

Remind me to forget to pay you your year's salary, Scruffy.

[Lunatella]

Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.

[Lunatella]

I get why I'm going down. I've been down almost all my life. I may have led the rebellion against Robot God, but I'm not stupid.

You're just better off voting somebody else if you want a killer. I should know. I live with millions of them. Me? I'm a nice guy. I even correct the pronunciation of the damned.

Heil Hitler a former Nazi once said when he got here. I explained that the word is Hell and not heil and that his former master was in room 666B for his 8 o'clock skinning. It was a lovely, bloody reunion. It inspired one of my greatest hits.

See? I'm not a bad guy. Work with me here.

[Grand Scheme]

I don't trust any of the votes on the Robot Mafia. I think Hermes is trying to make a mountain of a molehill from the Robot Mafia's response without my patented Mountain Maker, which is a clear mistake. I'll stick with my brain-gut and vote Zapp!

Speaking in defense of the bastard that never had the coconuts to take my deal?

Why, the Robot Devil took umbrage with my vote on the scoundrel as well! You have some explaining to do, sir.

But despite the good news, everyone, that we lynched Zapp, we wouldn't have even had a tie without the early votes on the Robot Mafia from Nixon and Dr. Zoidberg. I notice they're leading the charge against the Robot Devil this time around. They were wrong then, so could they be wrong now?

I be agreein' wit' dis. Robot Mafia's vote looks bad, but it seems to easy. And de baddies be gettin' smahtah lately. I'd be surprised dees days to see one drop a last-minute vote to save a teammate.

Dat said, I don't have any othah great leads at the moment. But I'm gonna look back at non-voters and off-voters from dah last lynch.

[Grand Scheme]

Welp dat was easy....everybody voted yestahday, and all de people who didn't vote for dah top 2 vote-gettahs voted Nibblah.

Robot Mafia, were you around yestahday aftah placing your original vote? I see you could've made it a clear shot for Zapp instead of dah tie we got. Seems awfully ballsy of yah.

Same question to Scruffy and Bendah, although modified: were you around latah in dah day to be able to change yah vote if you'd wanted?

[Saito]

Yup and nope. Scruffy had no reason to change off the chewing rodent at the time.

[Julinook]

Welp dat was easy....everybody voted yestahday, and all de people who didn't vote for dah top 2 vote-gettahs voted Nibblah.

Robot Mafia, were you around yestahday aftah placing your original vote? I see you could've made it a clear shot for Zapp instead of dah tie we got. Seems awfully ballsy of yah.

Same question to Scruffy and Bendah, although modified: were you around latah in dah day to be able to change yah vote if you'd wanted?

I am not at liberty to discuss these matters.

[Grand Scheme]

Welp dat was easy....everybody voted yestahday, and all de people who didn't vote for dah top 2 vote-gettahs voted Nibblah.

Robot Mafia, were you around yestahday aftah placing your original vote? I see you could've made it a clear shot for Zapp instead of dah tie we got. Seems awfully ballsy of yah.

Same question to Scruffy and Bendah, although modified: were you around latah in dah day to be able to change yah vote if you'd wanted?

I am not at liberty to discuss these matters.

Oh, uh, right. Hmmm. Mah mistake.

[Paul Stevens]

MORBO BELIEVES THERE WAS A SAVE ATTEMPT YESTERDAY! THE PUNY EARTHLINGS WHO VOTED FOR ROBOT MAFIA ARE SUSPECT IN THE EYES OF MORBO!

MORBO ALSO WISHES TO HEAR MORE FROM BENDER, AS HIS REASONING FOR VOTING THE SCRAWNY MAMMAL WAS FLIMSY!

[Tangrowth]

Further, in accordance with my P-Score guidelines, all players behind sockpuppets will be auto-replaced without the player's consent if they fail either P-Score criteria (missing 2 votes or failing to post for more than 96 hours, including Night time). I will not announce when replacements have been made, however, as that will happen entirely behind the scenes. Furthermore, please do not discuss replacements at all. Thank you.

Posting this again as a warning.

We had everyone vote for Day 2. Let's please continue that trend. I love that you all have been so immersed in roleplaying, and you're a great group, but I won't hesitate to swiftly and without warning auto-replace anyone who fails the participation criteria. If you need a replacement, let me know. Thanks.

You have 7 hours left in Day 3. Use them wisely and cast your votes.

[Perd Hapley]

I am going to be voting for the robot devil! His last minute vote on a civilian was not good acting form in the slightest!

[Paul Stevens]

MORBO TOO WISHES TO VOTE FOR THE DEMONIC AUTOMATON! HIS VOTE FOR ROBOT MAFIA CASTS HIM IN A MOST SUSPICIOUS LIGHT! ROBOT DEVIL, YOU ARE DOOMED! DOOOOOMED!

[Golf]

I am going to be voting for the robot devil! His last minute vote on a civilian was not good acting form in the slightest!

It certainly wasn't good acting form, but it did draw all sorts of attention. I'm worried that we're going with the most convenient target instead of the mastermind behind the Robot Mafia votes. Or should I say, master head? I want to hear more from Nixon about why he voted Robot Mafia in the first place. His rationale sounded like some meaningless political screed, completely unscientific. *votes Nixon*

[Lunatella]

Well I guess I'm not cut out for mafia. Just torturing their members after they've gone. By the way, Robot Mafia sends his regards and doesn't think I should be lynched. He even dropped a suggestion in the suggestion box, saying we should force feed everyone a world's supply of donuts. I was thankful for the idea, but really, that is so twentieth century.

[Grand Scheme]

Love tah hear from Bendah regahdin' mah question from yestahday, if he was around to have changed his vote if he'd wanted. I tink it would make sense fah a baddie tah lay low durin' de last lynch. I didn't love Scruffy's ansah, but de fact dat he was real up-front about it is a plus fah me.

Readin' de devil mon's posts, he seems so sinceeah tah me. Objectively his vote looks dah worst, but I kinda agree wit de Professah here.

[Lunatella]

I voted Dickhead so I might have a snowball's chance at home.

[Kent Brockman]

Since Robot Mafia wasn't Mafia is Robot Devil not really a devil?

I'm going to say he might really be a devil after the hijinks yesterday. Take my vote, Robot Devil!

[Tangrowth]

Day 3

Spoiler: show

Robot Devil has been lynched.

He was Epignosis and a Mafia Goon.

It is now Night 3.

You have 24 hours to send in your PMs.

[Tangrowth]

DAY 3 FINAL VOTE TALLY

Who killed the entire Robot Mafia?

Poll ended at Tue May 10, 2016 8:59:42 pm


Bender
0
No votes

Calculon
0
No votes

Dr. Zoidberg
0
No votes

Fry
0
No votes

Hermes Conrad
1
Bender (18) 6%

Morbo
0
No votes

Nibbler
0
No votes

Professor Farnsworth
0
No votes

Richard Nixon's Head
3
Scruffy (7), Professor Farnsworth (15), Robot Devil (16) 17%

Robot Devil
6
Dr. Zoidberg (3), Nibbler (5), Richard Nixon's Head (6), Calculon (13), Morbo (14), Fry (17) 33%

Scruffy
0
No votes

*Unvote*
0
No votes

*No Lynch*
0
No votes

The Japanese Robot Mafia (host, deadies, non-players)
8
MovingPictures07 (1), Robot Mafia (2), Sloonei (4), ika (8), nijuukyugou (9), Scotty (10), S~V~S (11), Bubbles (12) 44%

Total votes : 18

Missing votes: Hermes Conrad

[Tangrowth]

Night 3

Spoiler: show

Bender has been killed.

He was AllAlongtheBoardwalk and a Vanilla Townie.

It is now Day 4. You may now post.

You have 72 hours to lynch a meatbag, robot, or alien.

[Golf]

Good news, everyone! The Robot Devil was actually evil! I never thought I'd say this, but I was too smart for my own good in thinking about my vote placement.

And rest in peace, Bender. If I have one regret in my advanced age, it's that I never actually bit your shiny metal ass. The only lifeforms with which he interacted before his demise were Hermes, Nibbler, and Scruffy. Could one of them decided to deactivate his circuitry?

[Nicol Bolas]

Hooray! We got another baddie!

-puts on detective hat-

Ah, the gangs all here. Quiet please, I called you all here to the parlour to watch as I gradually solve the crime. One of you people here...is a big murderer!

Friends, it pains me to put a vote against my best friend, but I think Hermes is bad!

He joined the Robot Mafia lynch train alongside Zapp and Robot Devil. I am aware I'm in the same position with this particular argument but I would hope that my actions on Day 3 have provided you all with reason to trust me. As for this Richard Nixon female - she has never quite piqued my interest to the same level Hermes has so far. On Day 3, he didn't vote at all yet he was quite active in the thread. I could put this down to be due to unexpected circumstances, but I'm going to keep an open mind with this one.

He also provided a weak defence for the robot devil here:

Readin' de devil mon's posts, he seems so sinceeah tah me. Objectively his vote looks dah worst, but I kinda agree wit de Professah here.

I don't really see the sincerity he's speaking of here. Give him an ISO yourselves.

Lastly, I did a little digging into our friends Robot Mafia and Bender and discovered something interesting. Prior to their deaths, they both listed Hermes as one of their greatest suspects!Although they both also expressed the same opinion of Nibbler but that's not important right now.

[Kent Brockman]

Bender, my shiny robo-friend

Anyway, I agree with the good doctor. I'll either vote for Hermes or Scruffy, but Hermes has a lot more scumminess going for him. Plus, he always nags the team. Maybe he finally got fed up?

As for Scruffy, I just generally think he's fishy and he fits the bill of the other baddies(minor character, not a part of the team).

Let's do this!

[Grand Scheme]

Well, Fry, and you cretinous crustacean Doctah Zoidberg, I agree dat I look scummy. Pretty much everytin' I've done dis game looks like a mafia move. But I'm not bad!

I fahgot to vote yestahday, and since Bendah nevah answered mah question it woulda likely been fah him. I also was one of Robot Mafia's biggest critics, and he died N2. I voted against de Zapp Branigan lynch. Doesn't it seem even just a little bit like a frame-up to you? Two playahs I disagree wit die, I make two terrible votes, and miss a t'ird? And all dis AFTAH I claim to be a mafia role dat could be de only one left alive? I tink de killah's tryin' to make me look like a killah, and I made it way to easy fah him (or her).

[Tangrowth]

Host Announcement:

I have extended this period to 72 hours instead of 48 hours total. I will be in Austin tomorrow night for a concert (The Cure) and there's no way I'll make the deadline or come close to it. As a result, I figured the easiest way around this situation is to give you all an extra 24 hours in Day 4.

However, to keep the game rolling on the same schedule, I'm going to shorten Night 4 to as little as possible. If you have a night power, please send your PM/action to me as soon as possible after the extended Day 4 deadline, or even right beforehand if you want. That way we can roll into Day 5 as quickly as possible and hopefully start Day 5 around the time we would be starting it normally.

Thanks in advance for understanding.

[Grand Scheme]

Since nobody's sayin' nothin', I'll also point out dat it is impossible fah me to be bad, since I'm a town mason!

[Nicol Bolas]

Since nobody's sayin' nothin', I'll also point out dat it is impossible fah me to be bad, since I'm a town mason!

Oh my dear friend Hermes, I am relieved that I find myself actually able to see the possibility of this claim! I won't change my vote just yet, so you should give me some alternative theories to work with in the meantime. I would very much like to put my claws to good use!

Hooray, progress!

[Kent Brockman]

Since nobody's sayin' nothin', I'll also point out dat it is impossible fah me to be bad, since I'm a town mason!

Not sure if joking or not

Wouldn't there be two scums left so claiming as a mason would be a bold gambit as a scum?

And ooooh we can change votes, nice!