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I think as long as it was painlessly removed, I'd go pinky. I don't think it would affect my typing or writing, but I think losing a big toe realllllly effs up with your gait.
Elvis Presley or Elvis Costello?
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PresleyMongoose wrote:I think as long as it was painlessly removed, I'd go pinky. I don't think it would affect my typing or writing, but I think losing a big toe realllllly effs up with your gait.
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McDonald's or Burger King
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Burger King because I think the fries are a little bit better and the one nearest us has one of those Cola Freestyle machines.
Get infected by the Guinea worm for a year of your life (that Carter has nearly eradicated) or have tapeworms for the rest of your life?
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Well now I've googled symptoms, I still think I'd go with Guinea worm or 'the fiery serpent' for a year.
Would you rather never eat chocolate or bacon for the rest of your life?
Would you rather never eat chocolate or bacon for the rest of your life?
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Bacon.
Would you rather be pooped on by a bird or a baby?
Would you rather be pooped on by a bird or a baby?
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Hmm, I guess a bird since it's white and it doesn't "read" poop as much to your brain as much as a baby's (Orange?) liquidy poop might. My friend just became a mom and she sends out photo texts to us each time her son explodes his diaper. I have a very high level of tolerance for gross things, but that even made me queasy.
Would you rather live The Odd Couple or Ernie and Bert?
Would you rather live The Odd Couple or Ernie and Bert?
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The Odd Couple
Live with Elmo or Grover?
Live with Elmo or Grover?
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Grover because he also hates strawberry jam and wouldn't be too cheery in the mornings (unlike Elmo).
Would you rather go on a ride on Big Bird or Snuffie?
Would you rather go on a ride on Big Bird or Snuffie?
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Snuffie. seems more natural to sit on. lol.
Would you rather go on a date with Cookie Monster or Telly? (I like this theme lol)
Would you rather go on a date with Cookie Monster or Telly? (I like this theme lol)
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Telly. I think CM would lack etiquette.
Spend the day with Oscar the Grouch or the Count?
Spend the day with Oscar the Grouch or the Count?
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My husband reminds me a lot of Oscar the Grouch, so I'd have to select him. Plus, I think counting endlessly would get tiring, even if the Count is a sexy beast.
Would you rather be serenaded by Kermit or Ryan Gosling?
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Kermit has serenaded me many times, so I'd feel all right with that.
Would you rather be on "Here is Your Life" hosted by Guy Smiley or go on a picnic with Prairie Dawn?
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I'm going on a picnic!
Would you rather be on Monsterpiece Theater or True Mud (Sesame Street's Masterpiece Theater and True Blood satires, respectively)?
Would you rather be on Monsterpiece Theater or True Mud (Sesame Street's Masterpiece Theater and True Blood satires, respectively)?
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True Mud~ I like me some white trash mudpires 
Would you rather your kids be mentored in Mr Rogers Neighborhood, or Pee Wees Playhouse?

Would you rather your kids be mentored in Mr Rogers Neighborhood, or Pee Wees Playhouse?
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Oh man, I loved both of those shows when I was a kid. We always watched Pee Wee together, and his latest Playhouse on Broadway type special on HBO was amazing. I had a lot of the action figures when I was little. I guess I will give a slight edge to Mr. Rogers because a) it is on PBS; b) slightly more educational; c) teaches kids to feel good about themselves; and d) doesn't teach kids to scream real loud.S~V~S wrote:True Mud~ I like me some white trash mudpires
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Would you rather dance with Conky or sit on Chairy?
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Sit on Chairy.
Would you rather hang out with Francis or Dottie?
Would you rather hang out with Francis or Dottie?
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Definitely Dottie.
Would you rather teach a room full of Randys or a room full of Billy Baloneys?
Would you rather teach a room full of Randys or a room full of Billy Baloneys?
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I'll take the Randys.Mongoose wrote:Definitely Dottie.
Would you rather teach a room full of Randys or a room full of Billy Baloneys?
Would you rather make out with Floory for ten minutes or make people repeat after you in Jambese the next five times they ask you to do something?
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I will definitely pick Jambese. I feel a lot of the people around me are poor listeners and a lot of conversations are boringly unilateral. They'd at least have to listen to me if they had to repeat what I said </CassandraComplex>
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Always wanted to lasso with Morpheus.
Would you rather have to eat the Food in the Refrigerator or replace Globey's face with, you know, the Americas.
Would you rather have to eat the Food in the Refrigerator or replace Globey's face with, you know, the Americas.
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I'd eat the food in the fridge. It always looked so delicious, but that may be partially because I was hungry and waiting for my dad to wake up and make me breakfast!
Would you rather own Talking Fish or a Cool Cat/Chicky Baby band?
Would you rather own Talking Fish or a Cool Cat/Chicky Baby band?
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Now that's a tough one, but since realistically sound waves underwater don't lend themselves well to the spoken word, I would love to jam with Cool Cat, Dirty Dog, and Chicky Baby.
Would you rather get to ride Pee Wee's bike home from work each day (just like him) or have a phone booth like he has?
Would you rather get to ride Pee Wee's bike home from work each day (just like him) or have a phone booth like he has?
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I think the phone booth because he talks to the most fabulous people on there.
Would you rather be Reba the Mail Lady or the King of Cartoons.
Would you rather be Reba the Mail Lady or the King of Cartoons.
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LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!Mongoose wrote:I think the phone booth because he talks to the most fabulous people on there.
Would you rather be Reba the Mail Lady or the King of Cartoons.
Would you rather be in a Penny Cartoon on the Magic Screen or have people's front Window announce you anytime you came to visit them?
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I'll pick the announcing door. I never knock loud enough apparently.
Would you rather own Ren & Stimpy as pets or Catdog (no pet waste!)
Would you rather own Ren & Stimpy as pets or Catdog (no pet waste!)
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Cat dog! I loved that show!
Would you rather laugh like spongebob or fran dresher?
Would you rather laugh like spongebob or fran dresher?
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Spongebob I think.
Would you rather see a ghost while you're in bed or while you're in the tub/shower?
Would you rather see a ghost while you're in bed or while you're in the tub/shower?
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In bed.Mongoose wrote:Spongebob I think.
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I'd rather look angry- I don't like when people flip out.
Would you rather work at a liquor store or be bartender?
Would you rather work at a liquor store or be bartender?
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I'd rather be a bartender, that seems more fun. Plus it seems like liquor stores get robbed a lot.
Would you rather have chinese or italian food?
Would you rather have chinese or italian food?
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Italian.
Would you rather be a Robocop or a T-800?
Would you rather be a Robocop or a T-800?
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T-800!
Would you rather be prince to Ariel or Belle?
Would you rather be prince to Ariel or Belle?
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Ariel.
Would you rather watch Droopy or Chilly Willy?
Would you rather watch Droopy or Chilly Willy?
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Chilly Willy. It's too dang hot.
Would you rather be outside during an earthquake or a hurricane?
Would you rather be outside during an earthquake or a hurricane?
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an earthquake
What was the scariest moment of your life so far?
What was the scariest moment of your life so far?
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On Valentine's Day, our firstborn son, an infant, was in incredible pain. No one could figure out why- not even the hospital. They did a spinal tap, took X-Rays, and did a host of other things. He kept screaming. To this day we have no idea what was wrong. Eventually the hospital gave him a shot and sent us home. They told us to come back in 48 hours. We did, and they said we would have to pay ER costs for the second visit as well as the first. I told them to fuck themselves (not my exact words, I'm sure).
Today, Simon is doing fine and recently turned six.
Do you like mint?
Today, Simon is doing fine and recently turned six.
Do you like mint?
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no.
Do you feel like a nut or don't feel like a nut?
Do you feel like a nut or don't feel like a nut?
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Definitely feel like a nut.
Almondjoy or Mounds?
Almondjoy or Mounds?
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Almond Joy! I love almonds. They are such a superfood. I eat 5-6 raw almonds every day for their B-17 content and potentially cancer-reducing properties.
Chunky or smooth peanut butter? (I'll take almond butter personally).
Chunky or smooth peanut butter? (I'll take almond butter personally).
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Crunchy!
Would you rather listen to heavy metal or rap first thing in the morning?
Would you rather listen to heavy metal or rap first thing in the morning?
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That's quite a choice, epi. I suppose rap, as there is some old school rap I can tolerate but heavy metal NO WAY! 
Would you rather fall asleep to music or the TV?

Would you rather fall asleep to music or the TV?
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Music- I often fall asleep to music.
Would you rather teach chemistry or biology?
Would you rather teach chemistry or biology?
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Biology
Would you rather be a divorce lawyer or a marriage counselor?
Would you rather be a divorce lawyer or a marriage counselor?
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Marriage counselor (I think).
Would you rather have to wear a cape every day or a sequined cummerbund?
Would you rather have to wear a cape every day or a sequined cummerbund?
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A cape, I hate things with waist bands.
Would you rather wear a tiara or a sequined mask?
Would you rather wear a tiara or a sequined mask?
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Tiara. I don't like things on my face / around my neck.
Would you rather ride a bull in a rodeo or run from bulls in Spain?
Would you rather ride a bull in a rodeo or run from bulls in Spain?
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wow, i'd likely get killed either way so i'll go to the rodeo.
Would you rather dress like a woman for a week (full wig and makeup, too) or wear only men's undergarments?
Would you rather dress like a woman for a week (full wig and makeup, too) or wear only men's undergarments?
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I'll be Mrs. Doubtfire.
Would you rather be a contestant on Hell's Kitchen or Big Brother?
Would you rather be a contestant on Hell's Kitchen or Big Brother?
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Ideally, I'd be on one of those shows where they send teams to investigate paranormal places. I grew up in a haunted house and I don't scare easily. I guess I'll pick Hell's Kitchen because Big Brother seems way too invasive. I'm very private and I wouldn't want them to show me in my house day-to-day. Plus I think Hell's Kitchen would mean I'd only be on one episode instead of the whole series? I used to stand up in college, so it's not that I'm afraid of the spotlight or crowds, but I wouldn't want the sensation of being watched unless I'm performing etc.
Would you rather be on the international space station or in one of those underwater habitats (think Sphere).
Would you rather be on the international space station or in one of those underwater habitats (think Sphere).
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The ISS.
Would you rather read Atlas Shrugged or The Fountainhead?
Would you rather read Atlas Shrugged or The Fountainhead?
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