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:O *blushes*
(by the way if anyone knows anyone who might want to write something for Nervous Horse, there's still room in the second issue.)
(by the way if anyone knows anyone who might want to write something for Nervous Horse, there's still room in the second issue.)
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What kind of stuff are you looking for? Did you get my submission? You should probably ask Llama too. He's into stuff like that.Vompatti wrote::O *blushes*
(by the way if anyone knows anyone who might want to write something for Nervous Horse, there's still room in the second issue.)
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I write lots of things. What are you looking for Vomps?
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Anything. Stories, poems, essays. I did get your submission and it falls under the kind of stuff I'm looking for.Mongoose wrote:What kind of stuff are you looking for? Did you get my submission? You should probably ask Llama too. He's into stuff like that.Vompatti wrote::O *blushes*
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@llama: if you browse through the first issue you might or might not get a general idea. Short prose pieces or fragments are also welcome.
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What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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That certainly seems interesting k
That certainly seems interesting k
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Okay, I sent you a couple of submissions to mull over.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Oh my GODDDD yes. I was thinking about that the other day, but I didn't think you'd still have a copy of it!thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.
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For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.Mongoose wrote:Oh my GODDDD yes. I was thinking about that the other day, but I didn't think you'd still have a copy of it!thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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It's really long kthellama73 wrote:For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.Mongoose wrote:Oh my GODDDD yes. I was thinking about that the other day, but I didn't think you'd still have a copy of it!thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.

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What did you think I meant by "epic"?Vompatti wrote:It's really long kthellama73 wrote:For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.Mongoose wrote:Oh my GODDDD yes. I was thinking about that the other day, but I didn't think you'd still have a copy of it!thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.

Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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thellama73 wrote:What did you think I meant by "epic"?Vompatti wrote:It's really long kthellama73 wrote:For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.Mongoose wrote:Oh my GODDDD yes. I was thinking about that the other day, but I didn't think you'd still have a copy of it!thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.
Ooh email me a copy, k?
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I'd like to publish it as a serial of maybe 3-6 parts but I fear there won't be enough future issues kthellama73 wrote:What did you think I meant by "epic"?Vompatti wrote:It's really long kthellama73 wrote:For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.Mongoose wrote:Oh my GODDDD yes. I was thinking about that the other day, but I didn't think you'd still have a copy of it!thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.

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Ohh I've missed Finns so much.Vompatti wrote:I'd like to publish it as a serial of maybe 3-6 parts but I fear there won't be enough future issues kthellama73 wrote:What did you think I meant by "epic"?Vompatti wrote:It's really long kthellama73 wrote:thellama73 wrote:What about The Tallamud? My epic philosophical treatise on the Way of the Llama? Mongoose features prominently in it.
For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.
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The terms Finns and Finnish people (Finnish: suomalaiset, Finland-Swedish: finnar (ethnic Finns), finländare (citizens of Finland)) are used in English to mean "a native or inhabitant of Finland". They are also used to refer to the ethnic group historically associated with Finland or Fennoscandia, and they are only used in that sense here.Mongoose wrote:Ohh I've missed Finns so much.Vompatti wrote:I'd like to publish it as a serial of maybe 3-6 parts but I fear there won't be enough future issues kthellama73 wrote:What did you think I meant by "epic"?Vompatti wrote:It's really long kthellama73 wrote:For a while I was translating it into blank verse, but I got bored and gave up.
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LOL @ the imbed reference.Vompatti wrote:The terms Finns and Finnish people (Finnish: suomalaiset, Finland-Swedish: finnar (ethnic Finns), finländare (citizens of Finland)) are used in English to mean "a native or inhabitant of Finland". They are also used to refer to the ethnic group historically associated with Finland or Fennoscandia, and they are only used in that sense here.Mongoose wrote:Ohh I've missed Finns so much.Vompatti wrote:
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So does that mean I made a faux pas? If I did, I am super sorry. In my defense, I am from Floriduh and you know how crazy this place is.
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I don't think you did. I'm from Finalnd myself.Mongoose wrote:LOL @ the imbed reference.Vompatti wrote:The terms Finns and Finnish people (Finnish: suomalaiset, Finland-Swedish: finnar (ethnic Finns), finländare (citizens of Finland)) are used in English to mean "a native or inhabitant of Finland". They are also used to refer to the ethnic group historically associated with Finland or Fennoscandia, and they are only used in that sense here.Mongoose wrote:Ohh I've missed Finns so much.Vompatti wrote:I'd like to publish it as a serial of maybe 3-6 parts but I fear there won't be enough future issues k
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So does that mean I made a faux pas? If I did, I am super sorry. In my defense, I am from Floriduh and you know how crazy this place is.
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I'm not :DDD
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I liked it better when I pictured Vompers and Lizzy living down the lane from one another. And Matt living a few blocks away down on a farm.
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i woudln't mind that k
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Ture. I'd just knock on the wombat's door for a mug of flour.
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He'd think you're a Jehovah's Witness and not answer
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Ture, you'd have to shout through the mail slot and identify yourself.
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Ho ture. I'll stop by your farm for a cuppa then kA Person wrote:He'd think you're a Jehovah's Witness and not answer
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Ture, vomps only drinks coffee and you don't like coffee. If I had a real farm I might try growing some tea of my own. Also I'd have poniesLizzy wrote:Ho ture. I'll stop by your farm for a cuppa then kA Person wrote:He'd think you're a Jehovah's Witness and not answer
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I have tea but it might be old because I haven't drinkedn it because I drink coffee.A Person wrote:Ture, vomps only drinks coffee and you don't like coffee. If I had a real farm I might try growing some tea of my own. Also I'd have poniesLizzy wrote:Ho ture. I'll stop by your farm for a cuppa then kA Person wrote:He'd think you're a Jehovah's Witness and not answer
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omgogmgg baby poniesA Person wrote:Ture, vomps only drinks coffee and you don't like coffee. If I had a real farm I might try growing some tea of my own. Also I'd have poniesLizzy wrote:Ho ture. I'll stop by your farm for a cuppa then kA Person wrote:He'd think you're a Jehovah's Witness and not answer

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Oh ho ho! We are going to have poor Vompers opening up his door now to all kinds of religious scallywags!
I'm afraid of ponies so I can't play at Matt's house.
I'm afraid of ponies so I can't play at Matt's house.
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I have the kind of little window thingy on the door so I can see who's behind it without opening it. 

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Ture.
Lizzy, what would you do when Vompers peeked out the peephole to see who was outside his door?
Lizzy, what would you do when Vompers peeked out the peephole to see who was outside his door?
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I miss Jehovah's Witnesses. They came to my door once when I was in Poland, and I let them in, had a nice 2 hour conversation and haven't seen them since. 

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I can't let them in because there are always two of them and I only have one chair.
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Can you PLEASE take a photo of your chair. Or draw it for us? You don't know how much I want to see your chair.
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I'd pass him my mug to fill it with flour kMongoose wrote:Ture.
Lizzy, what would you do when Vompers peeked out the peephole to see who was outside his door?
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I can try to draw it kMongoose wrote:Can you PLEASE take a photo of your chair. Or draw it for us? You don't know how much I want to see your chair.
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For some reason this strikes me as incredibly funny.Vompatti wrote:I can't let them in because there are always two of them and I only have one chair.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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This is my chair k:


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Vompers, you are so polite. I like that you have such a utilitarian chair.
Llama doesn't even have chairs. He just sits in oversized shells. Don't tell the hipsters, they'd be all over that idea.
Llama doesn't even have chairs. He just sits in oversized shells. Don't tell the hipsters, they'd be all over that idea.
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This one time I got a skillet and I spent like 6 years seasoning it and then my husband put it in the dishwasher and a part of me died.bea wrote:@ troofie - local pizza place. You'd think we'd be dead on Christmas what with the hams and the turkeys and stuff. And you'd be so very wrong. IDK why peeps out here like pizza so much on the holidays but they sure do.
@ SD - I got a cast iron skillet for Christmas! We are the Skillet Queens.
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Can you tell me why sometimes stuff gets stuck on my cast iron pan and sometimes it doesn't?Mongoose wrote:This one time I got a skillet and I spent like 6 years seasoning it and then my husband put it in the dishwasher and a part of me died.bea wrote:@ troofie - local pizza place. You'd think we'd be dead on Christmas what with the hams and the turkeys and stuff. And you'd be so very wrong. IDK why peeps out here like pizza so much on the holidays but they sure do.
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I think it depends on:Vompatti wrote:Can you tell me why sometimes stuff gets stuck on my cast iron pan and sometimes it doesn't?Mongoose wrote:This one time I got a skillet and I spent like 6 years seasoning it and then my husband put it in the dishwasher and a part of me died.bea wrote:@ troofie - local pizza place. You'd think we'd be dead on Christmas what with the hams and the turkeys and stuff. And you'd be so very wrong. IDK why peeps out here like pizza so much on the holidays but they sure do.
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1) What you are cookin'
2) What oil/fat you are usin'
3) How high your heat is at
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If you get stuff stuck, you just put a little water into your skillet and then put it on a hot eye and nudge the stuck crud around with a wooden implement. It will come right off, don't ya know.
I'll be an ornery cuss if it don't work.
I'll be an ornery cuss if it don't work.
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It does come off quite easily, I just thought it would be cool if nothing got stuck on it k
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Vompatti wrote:It does come off quite easily, I just thought it would be cool if nothing got stuck on it k
THat is definitely not something I can help you with k. I am so disaster-prone in the kitchen. Want me to sneak around the house without waking one up? Done. Want me to hide in the closet and scare someone? Done. Want me to write an encouraging card for your friend? Done. Want me to not overcook the eggs? Unable to compute.
Should I go get a burrito?
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I don't know, I have a feeling that burritos might be expensive in Finalnld.Mongoose wrote:Vompatti wrote:It does come off quite easily, I just thought it would be cool if nothing got stuck on it k
THat is definitely not something I can help you with k. I am so disaster-prone in the kitchen. Want me to sneak around the house without waking one up? Done. Want me to hide in the closet and scare someone? Done. Want me to write an encouraging card for your friend? Done. Want me to not overcook the eggs? Unable to compute.
Should I go get a burrito?
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Burritos are always good.
I have a curse where no matter what I do the yolk always breaks when I crack the egg open :'(
I have a curse where no matter what I do the yolk always breaks when I crack the egg open :'(
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I did get a burrito! In fact, while at dinner, I told my husband how funny Vomps been lately, especially the chair picture!
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:O :3