A Mafia of Unfortunate Events [END GAME]

#3401

Every day is my favorite phase. This is no exception.

#3402

Sig and Golden are bad together. MP is Ishmael. That is a theory I can accept.

#3403

Quin wrote:
sig wrote:Btw Anybody who doesn't laugh at my jokey post is getting killed tonight.

Also I thought Jack had the bowl why do you care if I through a vote at LC?

Also I don't like Quin wanting to lynch me, maybe if they hadn't have been all clandestine "we have BTSC just follow us" type junk all day we'd have gotten something out of this day.

I could go with a Sorsha vote I guess, unless something pops up tonight. I do think we have at least two baddies left though.

linki:
Nah. Too much happened today for sig to have sorsha I the front of his mind. He has credibility as long as I'm alive, he's gonna milk that with as many mislynches as he can.

I do have to say I wish I was scum, this would be my best mafia game ever if I was, buuuut I'd have also killed Poe by know and gotten Violet out for sure, though i guess she could be gone we never know.

Though TS is mean to me, I've only been scum three times here.

Also I thought I was Ishmael why the change of heart?

#3404

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Mostly unrelated, what's your certainty that there is only 1 scum left, Golden?

I mean, I'm always facetious when I say 95%. But I'm feeling confident that I've figured out that everyone else alive is not bad.

#3405

Quin wrote:Sig and Golden are bad together. MP is Ishmael. That is a theory I can accept.

Don't be mad we didn't play along with you. it doesn't mean we're scum.

#3406

sig wrote: Sorsha = Her profile is a cat and cats are mean.

That's a dog wearing glasses

Golden wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:If Sorsha is the last scum... I can't even.
I'm like, 95% sure!

I mean, how sure are you that it isn't Daisy?

95% sure, 100% wrong

What makes you so sure of MP that you trust his word on daisy?

#3407

I know how MP thinks.

#3408

Quin reminds me of Matt. Which is one of the greatest compliments I can give, in my book.

#3409

sig your player list keeps me smiling.

#3410

sig wrote:
Quin wrote:
sig wrote:Btw Anybody who doesn't laugh at my jokey post is getting killed tonight.

Also I thought Jack had the bowl why do you care if I through a vote at LC?

Also I don't like Quin wanting to lynch me, maybe if they hadn't have been all clandestine "we have BTSC just follow us" type junk all day we'd have gotten something out of this day.

I could go with a Sorsha vote I guess, unless something pops up tonight. I do think we have at least two baddies left though.

linki:
Nah. Too much happened today for sig to have sorsha I the front of his mind. He has credibility as long as I'm alive, he's gonna milk that with as many mislynches as he can.
I do have to say I wish I was scum, this would be my best mafia game ever if I was, buuuut I'd have also killed Poe by know and gotten Violet out for sure, though i guess she could be gone we never know.

Though TS is mean to me, I've only been scum three times here.

Also I thought I was Ishmael why the change of heart?

You would not have done any of those things because you cannot do them with certainty.

I changed my mind. As far as I'm concerned you outted yourself with your LC vote.

Linki: Don't discredit me. You haven't discussed any of the points against you.

#3411

Sorsha wrote:
sig wrote: Sorsha = Her profile is a cat and cats are mean.
That's a dog wearing glasses

No that is where you're wrong. It's a cat dressed up like a dog with glasses on.

If it is a dog why does it have glasses????? Poor site or an excuse for why it keeps targeting civs.

linki: Dom is now for sure my favorite player.

There is no case or points agaisnt me. You say I want the bowl gone, which isn't the case I just think voting so much on it and who might has it is bad for the civs. all your other points revovled around me being Ishmael and you not wanting me lynched.

#3412

IT'S A DOG WEARING GLASSES

I AM BROKEN

#3413

Sorsha's avatar can't fail to make people happy.

#3414

Also I in no way outted myself, furthermore if I was mafia, why would I have not just lynched you today? And pursued LC or left him alive. Your mafia theory is so full of holes it is something very holey. And not holy in the blessed by Jesus and the Angels but holey in like the socks I have on right now.

You're either mafia who caught on to my super awesome role of unlimited power, a very confused civ, or a third party/Indy role who wants me gone, maybe since I'm about to take out your cult leader?

linki: PROVE IT! Unless its green checked as a Dog with Glasses, and even then Olaf could be in play, I won't trust it. I guess in theory Klaus could have looked, but if he did then he'd have been pursuing the CAT all game, which wouldn't happen since Scotty/INH is Klaus and they died to early to hear my Cat theory.

#3415

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Every day is my favorite phase. This is no exception.

It's improved!

#3416

sig wrote:
Sorsha wrote:
sig wrote: Sorsha = Her profile is a cat and cats are mean.
That's a dog wearing glasses
No that is where you're wrong. It's a cat dressed up like a dog with glasses on.
If it is a dog why does it have glasses????? Poor site or an excuse for why it keeps targeting civs.

linki: Dom is now for sure my favorite player.

There is no case or points agaisnt me. You say I want the bowl gone, which isn't the case I just think voting so much on it and who might has it is bad for the civs. all your other points revovled around me being Ishmael and you not wanting me lynched.

You literally said earlier you wanted to vote either jack or Ishmael because one of them have the bowl. Then you said I have to be wrong because you thought jack had it, not lc. Now you're saying voting for that reason isn't worth it, but you put a vote down based on that.

You think lc has it, because golden told you he did. Golden told you he did because he thinks I told him he did. You don't want a civ alive who you cant kill. You're bad, sig.

#3417

The fact Dom is arguing agaisnt my theory so much means the grump liberal is on a team with the fake dog cat monster. Both should be lynched posthaste!

(Also no none of this some sort of code, this is Sig's stealthy campaign for funniestposter2017, since Golden stole my award last year.)

#3418

I cant make these posts on a phone without coming across as a jackass. Sorry. You'll have to put up with it until I can get my laptop going.

#3419

Quin wrote:
sig wrote:
Sorsha wrote:
sig wrote: Sorsha = Her profile is a cat and cats are mean.
That's a dog wearing glasses
No that is where you're wrong. It's a cat dressed up like a dog with glasses on.
If it is a dog why does it have glasses????? Poor site or an excuse for why it keeps targeting civs.

linki: Dom is now for sure my favorite player.

There is no case or points agaisnt me. You say I want the bowl gone, which isn't the case I just think voting so much on it and who might has it is bad for the civs. all your other points revovled around me being Ishmael and you not wanting me lynched.

You literally said earlier you wanted to vote either jack or Ishmael because one of them have the bowl. Then you said I have to be wrong because you thought jack had it, not lc. Now you're saying voting for that reason isn't worth it, but you put a vote down based on that.

You think lc has it, because golden told you he did. Golden told you he did because he thinks I told him he did. You don't want a civ alive who you cant kill. You're bad, sig.

I did want to vote for jakc since he was annoying me, but in hindsight he isn't a baddie, and I wouldn't mind lynched an Indy, but if I can go for mafia or the head I'll do it.

For LC, I've been trying to get people to lynch LC all phase. Notice my giant cases agaisnt him? This is just me voting the way my cases lead me. Plus if he isn't mafia he is an Indy, which isn't a huge loss for anyone.

#3420

sig wrote:The fact Dom is arguing agaisnt my theory so much means the grump liberal is on a team with the fake dog cat monster. Both should be lynched posthaste!

(Also no none of this some sort of code, this is Sig's stealthy campaign for funniestposter2017, since Golden stole my award last year.)

Not I. I'd never get nominated.

#3421

Golden wrote:
Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Every day is my favorite phase. This is no exception.
It's improved!

#3422

sig wrote:
Quin wrote:
sig wrote:
Sorsha wrote:
sig wrote: Sorsha = Her profile is a cat and cats are mean.
That's a dog wearing glasses
No that is where you're wrong. It's a cat dressed up like a dog with glasses on.
If it is a dog why does it have glasses????? Poor site or an excuse for why it keeps targeting civs.

linki: Dom is now for sure my favorite player.

There is no case or points agaisnt me. You say I want the bowl gone, which isn't the case I just think voting so much on it and who might has it is bad for the civs. all your other points revovled around me being Ishmael and you not wanting me lynched.

You literally said earlier you wanted to vote either jack or Ishmael because one of them have the bowl. Then you said I have to be wrong because you thought jack had it, not lc. Now you're saying voting for that reason isn't worth it, but you put a vote down based on that.

You think lc has it, because golden told you he did. Golden told you he did because he thinks I told him he did. You don't want a civ alive who you cant kill. You're bad, sig.
I did want to vote for jakc since he was annoying me, but in hindsight he isn't a baddie, and I wouldn't mind lynched an Indy, but if I can go for mafia or the head I'll do it.

For LC, I've been trying to get people to lynch LC all phase. Notice my giant cases agaisnt him? This is just me voting the way my cases lead me. Plus if he isn't mafia he is an Indy, which isn't a huge loss for anyone.

This is the 'lynch all rogues' mentality that I was talking about, whoever was asking me about it. It's also extremely scunmy, because none of the Indies pose a threat to town. Its none of sigs concern if he's good.

#3423

Golden wrote:
sig wrote:The fact Dom is arguing agaisnt my theory so much means the grump liberal is on a team with the fake dog cat monster. Both should be lynched posthaste!

(Also no none of this some sort of code, this is Sig's stealthy campaign for funniestposter2017, since Golden stole my award last year.)
Not I. I'd never get nominated.

I meant new member of the year.

#3424

Quin wrote:I cant make these posts on a phone without coming across as a jackass. Sorry. You'll have to put up with it until I can get my laptop going.

Yeah, uh, me too.

I'm nice. It's my phone.

#3425

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:
Quin wrote:I cant make these posts on a phone without coming across as a jackass. Sorry. You'll have to put up with it until I can get my laptop going.
Yeah, uh, me too.

I'm nice. It's my phone.

Now THIS could be nominated for funniest post of the year.

#3426

You peeps should have tried phone posting in haiku mafia

#3427

Quin wrote:
sig wrote:
Quin wrote:
sig wrote:
Sorsha wrote:
sig wrote: Sorsha = Her profile is a cat and cats are mean.
That's a dog wearing glasses
No that is where you're wrong. It's a cat dressed up like a dog with glasses on.
If it is a dog why does it have glasses????? Poor site or an excuse for why it keeps targeting civs.

linki: Dom is now for sure my favorite player.

There is no case or points agaisnt me. You say I want the bowl gone, which isn't the case I just think voting so much on it and who might has it is bad for the civs. all your other points revovled around me being Ishmael and you not wanting me lynched.

You literally said earlier you wanted to vote either jack or Ishmael because one of them have the bowl. Then you said I have to be wrong because you thought jack had it, not lc. Now you're saying voting for that reason isn't worth it, but you put a vote down based on that.

You think lc has it, because golden told you he did. Golden told you he did because he thinks I told him he did. You don't want a civ alive who you cant kill. You're bad, sig.
I did want to vote for jakc since he was annoying me, but in hindsight he isn't a baddie, and I wouldn't mind lynched an Indy, but if I can go for mafia or the head I'll do it.

For LC, I've been trying to get people to lynch LC all phase. Notice my giant cases agaisnt him? This is just me voting the way my cases lead me. Plus if he isn't mafia he is an Indy, which isn't a huge loss for anyone.
This is the 'lynch all rogues' mentality that I was talking about, whoever was asking me about it. It's also extremely scunmy, because none of the Indies pose a threat to town. Its none of sigs concern if he's good.

I can argue until I'm blue in the face that the indies aren't pro town. Not in any sense, way, or form. Indies, aren't in general my top priority to lynch, but a cult or SK? Hell yes lets hunt them if we can and if we stumble upon them string them up. Since I know when I'm an indy I only help the town as long as the town helps me, and I really don't care how much I help them honestly. True I play Indy in a more jerky way I know some players don't, but the number one goal of an indy in this game is to either stay alive (VFD) winning with either team. Ishmael (To convert half the players killing enough to get down to his 50/50 split) or the potential traitor role.

So yes in general I'm anti Indy look at any of my past games, I've always been anti independent. Since they're independent. And I'm in a frat so I hate those GDI (god damn independents)

#3428

Golden wrote:You peeps should have tried phone posting in haiku mafia

The alternative to phone posting is doing my job while I'm at work and I refuse.

#3429

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:
Golden wrote:You peeps should have tried phone posting in haiku mafia
The alternative to phone posting is doing my job while I'm at work and I refuse.

I'm glad to see you have the correct attitude.

#3430

Day 6 - The Beastly Backfire

There is a saying which goes, "The best laid plans of mice and men so often go awry." However, this is an inaccurate saying, as most mice are incapable of planning, and most plans of men that go awry are not the best ones. A very irresponsible man named Aesop was responsible for this and many other befuddling aphorisms (two words here meaning "confusing phrases"), sayings which continue to mislead young minds even to this day.

The best laid plans of the beachgoers so often went awry that they decided that the best course of action was to stop planning altogether. They decided to spend the day constructing a wheel containing the names of all the surviving beachgoers, then to spin it at random to decide whom to kill. Round, round, round, round, and round it went, finally landing on Quin. They circled him slowly, eyeing his frame with a vicious intensity. Ever so slowly the circle closed in around poor Quin, the bloodlust in the air truly and frighteningly palpable.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash behind them, and the group saw that Dom and Sig had pushed a bookcase on top of LC, crushing him.

LC has been lynched. He was Olivia Caliban, and a member of the Village of Fowl Devotees.

It is now Night 6. You have 24 hours to send in your PMs.

#3431

That was exactly what I expected. Which is good.

#3432

#3433

I think DF likes to torture us, by delaying putting up the lynch results.

linki: Never mind and oops. Guess INH wasn't Klaus. THATTTTTTTTTT LEAVES SCOTTY.

#3434

Golden wrote:That was exactly what I expected. Which is good.

I think this kinda clears Dom?

Unless Quin is mafia which I highly doubt he is.

#3435

#3436

sig wrote:I think DF likes to torture us, by delaying putting up the lynch results.

linki: Never mind and oops. Guess INH wasn't Klaus. THATTTTTTTTTT LEAVES SCOTTY.

Sorry for the caps :rip

#3437

Golden wrote:That was exactly what I expected. Which is good.

In hindsight, that's pretty informative, right?

RIP, LC.

#3438

#3439

sig wrote:
Golden wrote:That was exactly what I expected. Which is good.
I think this kinda clears Dom?

Unless Quin is mafia which I highly doubt he is.

How do you figure?

#3440

I'm not accepting any tinfoil Olaf crap.

...how does this clear Dom?

#3441

It definitely clears Dom. Jack and Quin too. MP's been claiming indy, it's clear which. He is also clearing Daisy, with a clear mechanical reason for why he could (and hey, why wouldn't MP want his wife on side!). That leaves Sorsha.

Sorsha is the droid we are looking for.

#3442

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:
Golden wrote:That was exactly what I expected. Which is good.
In hindsight, that's pretty informative, right?

RIP, LC.

Yeah. The town just won.

#3443

Golden wrote:It definitely clears Dom. Jack and Quin too. MP's been claiming indy, it's clear which. He is also clearing Daisy, with a clear mechanical reason for why he could (and hey, why wouldn't MP want his wife on side!). That leaves Sorsha.

Sorsha is the droid we are looking for.

Agreed and if Sorsha isn't the right role, it must be MP/Daisy.

@Quin since Dom mafia would have no reason to stop your lynch. Plus I already civ read him.

#3444

Golden wrote:It definitely clears Dom. Jack and Quin too. MP's been claiming indy, it's clear which. He is also clearing Daisy, with a clear mechanical reason for why he could (and hey, why wouldn't MP want his wife on side!). That leaves Sorsha.

Sorsha is the droid we are looking for.

But...why male models?

#3445

Sorsha can be the female droid we are looking for.

#3446

sig wrote:
Golden wrote:It definitely clears Dom. Jack and Quin too. MP's been claiming indy, it's clear which. He is also clearing Daisy, with a clear mechanical reason for why he could (and hey, why wouldn't MP want his wife on side!). That leaves Sorsha.

Sorsha is the droid we are looking for.
Agreed and if Sorsha isn't the right role, it must be MP/Daisy.

@Quin since Dom mafia would have no reason to stop your lynch. Plus I already civ read him.

Yes he does. I just gave you one. And I don't civ read you, so pardon me if I'm hesitant.

#3447

You should with my record.

don't be salty I lynched one of your teammates, you win as a group anyway I'd assume.

@Golden if we had two mafia members left who'd you think they were?

#3448

sig wrote:You should with my record.
don't be salty I lynched one of your teammates, you win as a group anyway I'd assume.

@Golden if we had two mafia members left who'd you think they were?

Umm... I guess Daisy would be it with either Sorsha or MP. It would mean that MP was way out of meta or that he is reading daisy wrong, neither of which I think are likely.

#3449

Despite him being a hat-eater

#3450

sig wrote:You should with my record.
don't be salty I lynched one of your teammates, you win as a group anyway I'd assume.

@Golden if we had two mafia members left who'd you think they were?

I'm not salty. I'm supporting the town. And my civ-minded perspective has you as a strong scum read.

Who needs to practice their stabbing?