Would you rather - -

[Epignosis]

Hamish.



Would you rather I win money and get cocky tonight or lose money and learn from my mistakes?

[Golden]

Would you rather I win money and get cocky tonight or lose money and learn from my mistakes?

Win money. You need it, having just bought a house and all.

At least, that was my answer before I learned you were a cannibal.

Get a law degree and practice law or be slowly eaten by rats?

[Epignosis]

I have considered going into law, so that. I'm not crazy about being eaten.

Own a monster than can sing any song you ask it to sing or own a pair of solid gold socks the size of your feet (no show socks, we're talking).

[Marmot]

I'll take the monster

Would you rather be a contestant on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?

[Golden]

I'll take the monster

Would you rather be a contestant on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?

Jeopardy. Watching them back to back, it's like 'smart person show' and 'dumb person show'.

Plus, if you're good enough, you can keep winning money each night, unlike WoF which kicks you off after you win.

Deadly spiders or deadly snakes?

[S~V~S]

Snakes, spiders are just too alien.

Walk outside for 5 minutes in a bathing suit in winter or full ski regalia in summer?

[nutella]

Definitely bathing suit in winter. I don't like being cold but I can deal with it for a few minutes. I haaaate feeling overheated. I'll take some chilly fresh air over being too hot.


Have bits of popcorn stuck in your teeth all day or an eyelash stuck in your eye all day?

[Marmot]

Bits of popcorn in the teeth. An eyelash in the eye is the worst!

Miss your flight or get a flat tire?

[S~V~S]

Flat tire. Easier to fix.

You have some time to kill; would you rather read something intellectually challenging, or emotionally challenging?

[a2thezebra]

Flat tire. Easier to fix.

You have some time to kill; would you rather read something intellectually challenging, or emotionally challenging?

Gah it depends. If I'm already emotional than I would prefer something intellectually changing, and vice versa. But in general, emotion.

Meat or cheese?

[S~V~S]

Cheese; I am a vegetarian although not a vegan.

You're a little sick, enough to stay home from work/school. Call the doctor, or tough it out?

[thellama73]

I never call in sick unless I physically unable to make it to the office.

Meet your favorite celebrity once, get a photo, and never see them again, or become lifelong friends with your 30th favorite celebrity?

[Epignosis]

A lifelong friend is always better than a photograph.

White or wheat?

[S~V~S]

Wheat.

Swiss or Cheddar?

[thellama73]

Cheddar

Soup or salad?

[S~V~S]

This time of year, soup. Salad in the summer, though.

Rocky or Bullwinkle?

[Marmot]

Rocky (he is related to marmots)

Android or iPhone?

[thellama73]

I have an iPhone, but have never used an Android, so I guess it's not a fair comparison.

Do you prefer eating or drinking?

[S~V~S]

I am a fan of both, but I have to say drinking. I like beverages. (And I wish I had had your question; I had androids for years and got my first iPhone a year or so ago and I hate it. I strongly prefer the 'Droid).

Primary computer:Desktop or Laptop?

[Epignosis]

Desktop is my only computer.

Magic or Nets tonight? Who's going to win?

[S~V~S]

I will say Nets cause they are my hometown team, but otherwise

Best thing about where you live; location or the home itself?

[Epignosis]

I will say Nets cause they are my hometown team, but otherwise

Nets lost by seven.

Best thing about where you live; location or the home itself?

It's sad that I have to go with the home because the home hasn't shot at us (yet).

Bacon or sausage for breakfast?

[S~V~S]

I am a vegetarian, but when I wasn't it was bacon.

Never eat meat again or never drink beer again?

[nutella]

Never drink beer again. It's ok, I enjoy it sometimes but it's not really my thing. And meat is tasty


Would you rather never drink coffee again, or be really dependent but only have access to really bad coffee?

[S~V~S]

I love me some good coffee, but I love my independence more.

Financially comfy and never be able to have a pet again, or as many pets as you want, but you need to work hard for the money?

[Epignosis]

Financially comfortable. We don't want any pets and legally Eloh can't have one anyway.

Your band has an opening for a guitarist: Mark Knopfler or Eric Clapton?

[thellama73]

Knopfler is my favorite guitarist ever, and I've never really gotten Clapton.

Your band now has to choose a genre. Unapologetic disco or children's music?

[S~V~S]

Childrens Music. Disco Sucks.

The Chieftains or The Dubliners (Irish music is Christmas music in my family not sure why, we aren't Irish lol)?

[nutella]

The Chieftains, only because I've heard their San Patricio album which is pretty cool and I'm not sure if I've actually ever listened to the Dubliners.


Would you rather write a 20-page academic paper or a 20-page short story?

[Epignosis]

20-page short story (although I don't mind academic papers either).

Would you rather own a private library with 10,000 books or a radio station?

[thellama73]

Private Library.

Would you rather own a salmon fishery in Scotland or a sheep farm in Wales?

[nutella]

Hm, probably the sheep farm

Would you rather have a hamster-sized panda or a panda-sized hamster

[S~V~S]

The hamster sized panda for sure. The idea of a giant rodent scares the hell out of me.

I ask this a lot; dogs or cats?

[Epignosis]

Cats, even though they are assholes. Dogs are just a mess.

Would you rather own Yahoo! right now or Exxon?

[S~V~S]

Yahoo, I know someone who owns a bit in some big oil company and it made her into an asshole.

On that note, rich but a dick or super nice and kind but financially precarious?

[Epignosis]

I have plenty of experience with the latter, and I'm perfectly happy staying that way if that's what it takes to treat people with kindness.

Would you rather have chronic dental problems or get painful leg cramps every night?

[S~V~S]

Leg Cramps

Spend two straight weeks a year every year with someone you dislike intensely, or eat dinner and play board games with them once a week forever?

[Epignosis]

Two straight weeks every year. Fourteen days a year beats 52.

Work in a NASCAR pit crew or answer the phone for a small town mechanic?

[S~V~S]

I have been in both places and I will answer the phone, those pits are dangerous.

Would you rather know horrible secrets about people you know or not know them?

[Epignosis]

Know secrets.

Would you rather be on Wheel of Fortune or The Price is Right?

[S~V~S]

Wheel of Fortune, you need to be able to spell for that one. I am awful at guessing prices.

Watch reruns of Gilligans Island or I Love Lucy?

[Epignosis]

"I Love Lucy"

Guest star on LOST for one episode or be a recurring character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

[S~V~S]

LOST, once a fangirl always a fangirl.

Bela Lugosi or Boris Karloff?

[Epignosis]

Bela Lugosi

Get a speeding ticket every three years or spend two hours every Saturday visiting a nursing home?

[S~V~S]

Nursing Home. I used to work in one, and alot of those people are pretty lonely and most have led interesting lives.

Decorate with modern art or photographs?

[Epignosis]

Modern Art

Read a novel or a short story collection?

[S~V~S]

Novel. Short stories kind of bore me.

You are a thread game; random questions or "would you rather"?

[Epignosis]

Random Questions

Seuss or Dahl?

[S~V~S]

Hard one.

But Seuss.

Winnie the Pooh or Peter Rabbit?

[Epignosis]

Pooh bear.

Bass played with a finger or a pick?