Survivor: Mafia [Day 0]

[juliets]

Congratulations Lorab!!!

[DharmaHelper]

Just a reminder anyone who hasn't explicitly pledged fealty has like 4 hours left to do so.

Thank you to everyone who has already. Trust me you won't regret it.

[Epignosis]

Dear diary,

Mother said I shouldn't use this kind of language, but since I'm only talking to you, I feel like she won't see it on TV.

Fuck this DharmaHelper guy. I mean really fuck him hard. Like with a hot dog that went bad. He's not a very nice man.

Okay bedtime.

XOXO
-Me

[insertnamehere]

Dear diary,

I'm beginning to think this Epignosis guy and this Dharmahelper dude aren't getting along.

-me, myself, and I

[DharmaHelper]

I get along with everybody.

[Epignosis]

PS I picked the Teddy Bear.

XOXO

[DharmaHelper]

Comparing Epi's last two posts to his first is a textbook example of why sequels are always shit compared to the original.

[Long Con]

Comparing Epi's last two posts to his first is a textbook example of why sequels are always shit compared to the original.

Not always. James Cameron knows how.

[DrWilgy]

Haaaaaaas it started yeeeeet?

[Opt_Outside]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Welcome to the Syndicate Opt_Outside! I strongly approve of your REI-themed username.

So glad someone got the reference. Too bad you're not playing cause we'd be kindred outdoor spirits

DH I got no beef with you but for me, loyalty is earned. I think we could be great pals once we do a little gameplay together and I think you'll find that *earning* each other's loyalty will be a much tighter lock between us than those who whimsically "pledge" to you. If their loyalty is so easily earned, it can be easily bought elsewhere...

[DFaraday]

Just a reminder anyone who hasn't explicitly pledged fealty has like 4 hours left to do so.

Thank you to everyone who has already. Trust me you won't regret it.

I will join you, O King. I am prepared to do your bidding as a shameless lackey.

[DharmaHelper]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Welcome to the Syndicate Opt_Outside! I strongly approve of your REI-themed username.

So glad someone got the reference. Too bad you're not playing cause we'd be kindred outdoor spirits

DH I got no beef with you but for me, loyalty is earned. I think we could be great pals once we do a little gameplay together and I think you'll find that *earning* each other's loyalty will be a much tighter lock between us than those who whimsically "pledge" to you. If their loyalty is so easily earned, it can be easily bought elsewhere...

[DharmaHelper]

I'm staying up till end of Day 0 so it better switch to Day 1.

[DharmaHelper]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Welcome to the Syndicate Opt_Outside! I strongly approve of your REI-themed username.

So glad someone got the reference. Too bad you're not playing cause we'd be kindred outdoor spirits

DH I got no beef with you but for me, loyalty is earned. I think we could be great pals once we do a little gameplay together and I think you'll find that *earning* each other's loyalty will be a much tighter lock between us than those who whimsically "pledge" to you. If their loyalty is so easily earned, it can be easily bought elsewhere...

[DharmaHelper]

I'm sure some of the people who have fallen in line are being genuine. I'm sure some aren't. I'm sure once I show how serious I am about rewarding the loyal and punishing the disloyal, I'll see a dramatic shift to the former.

[Scotty]

MovingPictures07 has replaced Soneji. This is the last replacement.

Also, Day 1 should start any second.