Elemental Mafia - Day 7

#1101

Followed by the formation of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

#1102

Does anyone in here have a block tonight? If so could y'all block me? Alternatively, if you have a protection, could you use it on Epignosis? I would like to cover all bases. I would especially appreciate it if if you did so, you would be willing to state that tomorrow should it come up.

I have the feeling a very bad thing is going to happen tonight, and I think I am being set up as it's perpetrator. So I want to put this out there, maybe I am being paranoid, but it is what it is.

#1103

S~V~S who do you think is setting you up?

#1104

S~V~S wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 6:17 am Does anyone in here have a block tonight? If so could y'all block me? Alternatively, if you have a protection, could you use it on Epignosis? I would like to cover all bases. I would especially appreciate it if if you did so, you would be willing to state that tomorrow should it come up.

I have the feeling a very bad thing is going to happen tonight, and I think I am being set up as it's perpetrator. So I want to put this out there, maybe I am being paranoid, but it is what it is.

I think you overestimate how big a deal that'd be.

#1105

S~V~S wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 6:17 am Does anyone in here have a block tonight? If so could y'all block me? Alternatively, if you have a protection, could you use it on Epignosis? I would like to cover all bases. I would especially appreciate it if if you did so, you would be willing to state that tomorrow should it come up.

I have the feeling a very bad thing is going to happen tonight, and I think I am being set up as it's perpetrator. So I want to put this out there, maybe I am being paranoid, but it is what it is.

What an oddly specific fear.

#1106

I don't have a block. Good luck, SVS.

#1107

Bass_the_Clever wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 7:27 am S~V~S who do you think is setting you up?

I would rather not discuss that until tomorrow. It isn't a person so much as it is an element.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 9:48 am
S~V~S wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 6:17 am Does anyone in here have a block tonight? If so could y'all block me? Alternatively, if you have a protection, could you use it on Epignosis? I would like to cover all bases. I would especially appreciate it if if you did so, you would be willing to state that tomorrow should it come up.

I have the feeling a very bad thing is going to happen tonight, and I think I am being set up as it's perpetrator. So I want to put this out there, maybe I am being paranoid, but it is what it is.
I think you overestimate how big a deal that'd be.

It would be a big deal to me if someone people may perceive as a person I might want dead died. And I have good reason to think what I think.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 11:16 am I don't have a block. Good luck, SVS.

I don't want to put anyone else in danger, so whether you do or not, I would prefer we not discuss it until tomorrow. I mainly ask to be blocked so that if a bad thing happens, someone can say it wasn't me (and hopefully does say it, lol).

Also YAY, the Spoiler Tags are fixed

#1108

OK Everybody, gather 'round and buckle up cuz I got some shit to get off my chest. This whole Day 2 thing was a pretty fun romp, but more important than that you folks stirred me from my slumber and now I'm ready to rock and roll. I was gonna play this game as a free agent, at the service of whomever needed me enough to offer me a good deal in exchange, but something about the wacky Day 2 shenanigans reminded me that I don't play second fiddle very well.

And so here we are, Night 2 and I'm ready to stretch my legs a bit. But quite obviously "King Negan" will not work here in this format as well as it did in Survivor.It just isn't feasible. And so I've been forced to adapt a new, evolved form of the Negan strategy. I Thought to myself: "Self, what's better than one mercenary, one bounty hunter, one gun for hire?" In short "What's better than one Negan?"

And so there I sat, pontificating this great quandary, when the answer smacked me 'cross the dome like good ol' Lucille herself. I present for your consideration the following terms:

This, it seems to me, will quickly and in short order become a game of factions. I think even after Day 2 we can all see faint lines in the sand. Negan's not interested in that bullshit. I just want a good time, and maybe a few friends for Lucille along the way. And so I make this one time offer to any similarly inclined parties: Join the Saviors. Be Negan with me. Hold allegiance only to those strong enough to earn it.

I understand, previously, I've had varying levels of such an agreement with some of you, but now's the time to put that shit in writing. Shake off your prior alliances, agreements, pacts and promises. Swear loyalty to Negan. Be Negan.

Now, with all that said, I got a few rules that I just gotta lay out here for any interested parties:

1. Rule numero uno, above all other rules: Saviors don't work for free. We'll put our weight behind the best offer.
2. Ape no kill Ape. Anyone who takes this deal is protected by it from any other takers.
3. No offer, great or small, will ever be enough for me (and by extension any of the Saviors) to turn on, provoke, or otherwise interfere with SVS.
4. Any member of this pact has an equal say in the actions take by the pact.

As noted above this is a one time offer. You're either in or you're not. So, who wants to have a little fun?

#1109

Sounds like the offer I was waiting for

#1110

That sounds like fun.

#1111

Bass_the_Clever wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 12:32 pm Sounds like the offer I was waiting for

I knew you'd be ready to rock.

#1112

I'm in.

#1113

Oh rule #5 is sign up for Blue Velvet Mafia so we can play that this year.

#1114

You get extra points for the visual, Jack

#1115

If this gives me a way to avenge Sriracha, I'm in.

Besides, I like the players who have already agreed.

#1116

I like this squad. I'll save Quin a spot in the batting cage.

#1117

It's a better plan than your last one. I'll follow the doctor. I'm in.

#1118

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 12:37 pm
Bass_the_Clever wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 12:32 pm Sounds like the offer I was waiting for
I knew you'd be ready to rock.

My only demand is in your number two.

#1119

Alrighty I'm thinkin' ~8 is a good number. Applications are closed. We'll now be taking offers for our services.

#1120

Dirty deeds done for cheap

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #1121

Damn, looks like I missed my chance. Guess I'm dead meat.

#1122

nutella wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 3:07 pm Damn, looks like I missed my chance. Guess I'm dead meat.

What gives you that idea?

#1123

My whole goal here (I can't speak for those who've joined up) Is "you all go to war and leave me out of it. I'll only help you if you can provide for me." Nobody is in my direct crosshairs.

#1124

What sort of things would you like to be provided?

#1125

Hey man, I suppose that's down to how badly you need my help.

#1126

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 3:58 pm Hey man, I suppose that's down to how badly you need my help.

I need nothing right now, but I am curious. Will you be looking for info? IOUs? Favors? SSNs? Beer?

#1127

speedchuck wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 4:08 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 3:58 pm Hey man, I suppose that's down to how badly you need my help.
I need nothing right now, but I am curious. Will you be looking for info? IOUs? Favors? SSNs? Beer?

Anything you feel like offering up, we'll take.

#1128

I vote we ask for beer.

#1129

i was about to say 'i'll take an iced tea' but then i spilled coffee all over my keyboard so im thinking its a sign of some sort

#1130

What a quiet, boring night. We're gonna need to have a fun Day 3 to make up for this

#1131

I'm here... I'm here!!!

Field trip this morning and at a car dealership all afternoon. Just got home. What's going down?

#1132

Not a lot really. Wondering how you're going to pay me back for saving you.

#1133

I chose you last night, DH.

What would you like from me?

#1134

Elohcin wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 7:26 pm I chose you last night, DH.

What would you like from me?

I dunno. Thanks for mixing with me though, I hope whatever power it gave you was good.

If I think of something I'll let you know.

#1135

Sounds good. And it was good, thanks.

#1136

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 12:11 pm
And so there I sat, pontificating this great quandary, when the answer smacked me 'cross the dome like good ol' Lucille herself.

pon·tif·i·cate
verb
gerund or present participle: pontificating
pänˈtifiˌkāt/

1.
express one's opinions in a way considered annoyingly pompous and dogmatic.

You should be lynched simply for that.

#1137

Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 8:23 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 12:11 pm
And so there I sat, pontificating this great quandary, when the answer smacked me 'cross the dome like good ol' Lucille herself.

pon·tif·i·cate
verb
gerund or present participle: pontificating
pänˈtifiˌkāt/

1.
express one's opinions in a way considered annoyingly pompous and dogmatic.
You should be lynched simply for that.

Thank you for pontificating that.

#1138

#1139

We're running a little behind the night post will be about 20 mins late.

#1140

S~V~S wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 5:29 am Followed by the formation of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

Let no one be deceived, my friend - there is only ONE male that the founder of that club wants to have win this game...

#1141

Glorfindel wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 11:05 pm
S~V~S wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 5:29 am Followed by the formation of the He Man Woman Haters Club.
Let no one be deceived, my friend - there is only ONE male that the founder of that club wants to have win this game...

And you, yourself don't want one particular male to win this game?

#1142

S~V~S wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 5:29 am Followed by the formation of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

He-Man?

I am Skeletor!

Glorfindel wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 11:05 pm Let no one be deceived, my friend - there is only ONE male that the founder of that club wants to have win this game...

Oh? Which male is that?

#1143

#1144

The Alchemist's Secret

Mediocrates had begun to feel a little more clear-headed since he put on the breathing mask during the Dust Storm. However, when the storm ended, he had taken the mask off again, just as a cloud of scarlet red smoke from some chemical reaction puffed right up into his face. Rubbing his eyes and squinting down at the table, the scene that unfolded before him was horrifying. The elements were attacking each other viciously!

Before the alchemist's eyes, Water formed into a miniature tidal wave, and washed over one of the Darkness samples, refracting Light until it winked out of existence. Psionic and Earth came together, forming a lethal predator of stone, smashing one of the Waters so hard that is splashed right off the table. Darkness flowed into Metal, and then again, lashing out blades sharp enough to fatally cut Light and Air!

As the gasses continued to accumulate around the alchemist's head, he could hear a voice whispering... their names their true names you can know you can say hear read the names true names

His head spinning, he tried to grasp the edge of the table for support, but missed, and his head came crashing into the table as he overbalanced. As he moaned in pain, he peered across the table at tabletop level, and he could see within an element, beyond its form, to its very identity... as it grabbed hold of the other Darkness and shook the life out of it, it turned to him and he could hear its true name whispered...

Nutellaaaaa.....

DharmaHelper has been killed! He was Darkness.

S~V~S has been killed by nutella! She was also Darkness.

Golden has been killed! He was Water.

Jackofhearts2005 has been killed! He was Light.

DrWilgy has been killed! He was Air.

The top two players in today's lynch will die.

It is now Day 3.

#1145

I should've known. Any time I have to stay up late to see an LC post he kills me

#1146

Holy. Shit.

#1147

holy shit.

#1148

air is gone, darkness is gone, light is gone. wow.

#1149

Got an ID on one killer.

S~V~S has been killed by nutella! She was also Darkness.

#1150

Looks like Our Gang lost its leader. Bass, you willing to be dual replacement head honchos?

We'll attempt to honor his spirit by kicking ass and taking names.

Also, Nutella, you have anything you wish to share with the group?

Who is going down today?